Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • TrollBack

    Hello, I found this site a few days ago after "Paula_" (not her real name by the way) talked about it. I know her from an IT project we recently did at the "Holland Beton Group (HBG)".
    Just wanted to troll her back a bit: this is a photo of her from the intranet, taken on a work related lunch a few weeks ago.
    <img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/dbpdl4.jpg&quot; />

    • Lawn Dart

      Let me speak for everyone that matters, by typing the following : "Who gives a shit?"

      • Most Chivers

        WE DO! Get the fuck out of this thread!

        • ritual

          no, no we don't

      • Ed Wood

        glad i'm not the only one who thinks so…..

      • nomoremanfaces

        i agree lawn dart..
        paula is a spy from the berry , prolly one of the trolls pictured above

    • skeptic

      interesting that this is the first post too….something smells a bit fishy

    • Darksoul

      Maybe, we're not dealing with one Paula…it's an army!

      • Stan_Dalone

        closer to the truth than you realize

        • Brother Maynard

          You really need to get a life Stan……

          • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

            Says Brother Maynard…

    • on to you

      Nice try. We all know Paula is really John stirring the pot!

      • John

        The romantic in me likes to think Paula is some smoking hot Norwegian blonde, born into privilege but largely neglected by her parents, who has some really disturbing things she'd like to share with others whether they like it or not.

        But you have to be in a different time zone to be able to comment on every post and I honestly care way too much what others think to say some of the things that sexy Norwegian minx vomits up.

        Lastly, I have a job. I don't have the time or energy to troll that hard.

        • Ronnie

          I refuse to believe that Paula is Norwegian. Speaking of, John and the chive gang need to come and party in Oslo!

          • Roady

            paula is a freeky deeky dutch bitch

        • vfhjm

          Me thinks you doth protest too much

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728677935 Bence Béky

          I don't know if it's paula or not, but google found a facebook account http://nl-nl.facebook.com/people/Karin-Stuivenvol

          btw, it says this pofile picture was uploaded on the 26th of august

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Completely serious: this person is NOT me. You have all been trolled.
            I didn't deny it yesterday because it seemed just another anonymous photo (I searched it with tineye myself but couldn't find it there), but now there's a name I have to speak out to truly protect the innocent.
            Once again, this really isn't me and I don't know this person either.

            • Stan_Dalone

              you are such a slut

            • Ha.Ha.

              now way you're a female. and i'd still fuck that woman in the picture, no bullshit.

            • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

              Doesn't matter. This is how I will picture you from now on when I…..

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Yeah, that.

                – the one you love to hate

        • Stylez

          OMG!!! someone must have found that fuck I never gave!!!!

      • HOOLDEM

        my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here MakeCash3. com

    • beat rice

      YOU LIE!

    • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

      100% false. I've seen dear Paula, and this woman is not 'it'.

      • The_Dood

        Pics or it didn't happen.

        • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

          Promised Paula that I'd keep it a secret and I'm keeping my word out of respect. Sorry. :/

          • The_Dood

            You just told me, yet you're still keeping the secret. How exactly does that work?

            • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

              What? I didn't tell you anything other than that I know what Paula looks like. No name, gender, or visual has been given out. I'm not even 100% sure that the Paula that I was shown was really even the true Paula. He/She is quite elusive – things that live under bridges usually are. ;)

              • SweetAwesomeness

                it wasn't…..

                • Not Paula


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

      This lady is bordering on MILF territory… no way that's paula.

      • Boom!

        milf? pff cougar-grilf

        • lemmon

          still would

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      This is just too fucking low

      • cashmoneybrian

        paula is leo. he said it when he was at the first meet up

        • DodgeFan

          Bullshit, Paula is obviously in a different timezone.

          • dub

            That wasn't funny the first 100 times. Get a new joke, bitch.

      • sixdeadelves

        no hugs?

      • Stan_Dalone

        it's perfect

      • Pecker

        Quit giving the thumbs up to things Paula says, we want her rating to go down not up you jagoffs!!

        • AmBush_Steve

          That's obviously what she's looking for. Why are you giving her what she wants?

        • The_Dood

          She wants thumbs down. Thumbs up anger the trolls…

    • https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

      if that's Paula, then someone really needs to give her some dick.

      • Stan_Dalone

        paula's a schizophrenic who trolls using 5 -10 names that isn't normal even for an abnormal person. Doesn't matter what she looks like, and why this site puts up with it is beyond me

    • AssClown
      • https://www.facebook.com/Trent.Stroud Trent Stroud

        I lol'd

      • Da Poopsmith

        I laughed harder at this picture than I have on this sight for a long time!

        • SavoyStud

          site* lol

      • Meh

        wait…so your not a assclown, I feel deceived.

        • AmBush_Steve

          You're, YOU"RE

          • helpin out

            while we're at it, it would "an" asshole, not a…

    • peanut3603

      Bullshit…. keep trolling….

    • herbie hancock

      no way that can be paula…this woman looks way too normal.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      Bullshit!!! As much as Paula trolls on here there is now way she could possibly have a typical 9-5 job….lets not tarnish this ladies beautiful smile with comparisons to the troll

    • Misty

      my behavioral science professor went to the dry erase board and wrote a big 'DAR' yesterday. the class started cheering. then he said, 'i'm going to let you scroll it today but you have to tell me why it's so good.'

      isn't that, like, soooo cool guys?!?! The Chive is soooo awesome. THE BEST SITE IN THE WORLD! Chive on!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Top mysteries of all time:
      1. What happened to Atlantis?
      2. Does Bigfoot exist?
      4. Can dogs look up?

      • Smuggler

        You forgot to add one more:

        6. Who honestly gives a fuck about 3?

        • Smuggler

          *Meant to number that 5*

          • ssstoopid

            nah, fuck 5 also.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

          Some people don't want to have fun and joke around. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

    • Monkeytits

      I come here to look at pictures of monkeys and tits, I couldn't give a fuck less

      • Ha.Ha.

        and yet you read all these comments and then proceed to make one yourself. way to show you don't give a fuck

        • SaveFerris

          He can not give a fuck about who Paula is and still make a comment, those two things are not mutually exclusive dickbag

          • Jiggy

            agreed. Ha.Ha., get your head out of your ass.

            • Ha.Ha.

              HI Jiggy. I will slap you.

          • Ha.Ha.

            in this case, yes they are. If he didn't give a fuck, why read 50 comments down?

    • SaveFerris

      So that avatar she uses WAS actually a pic of her

      • Teieoi

        you see how many pigs sprout wings and fly? that's how many fucks i give.

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      I think it's Leo also and the timezone comment by Jon was made to just throw us off…it has to be a Chive employee IMO

    • Moby

      Compared to Bansky, Paula ain't got nothin on he elusive meter!

      • Steamboat Willie

        What if Paula is Banksy?

    • MAX_POW

      Don't you get that this thread has been started by paula herself with another Troll-name?….He/she/it likes attention and is having it from all of us…As much as i didn't want to comment in this, i had to do it. and with out really want it i gave her what he/she/it wanted. ATTENTION!!.

    • Cecil

      Paula is a prototypical entitled western female who knows no one will ever hold her accountable for being wretched. Too accurate for it to be some nerd impersonating one.

    • amplidudes

      http://wiezoekje.nl/click.php?c=hyves&url=htt… bla bla b la bla bla bla

      pffffffffff …

    • amplidudes

      Her Name is: Karin Stuivenvolt-Klaassen … google it .

    • jason

      your a MILF

  • wyfair

    #14 …..I don't want to live on this planet anymore…..

    • Jak

      Shouldn't compare the two genre's period. Not that that makes the 2010 lyrics any less retarded.

    • AssClown

      Yeah, all these songs about bitches and hos, rims and bling….ffs. Hate that shit!

    • Eric

      It's kinda b.s. though. There were a shit ton of stupid songs in the 70s or any decade for that matter. Plus it's not fair to pick the worst song of all time as the standard for 2010 music. There was good and bad music then, and there's good and bad music now.

      • wyfair

        there have allways been shitty songs, that is true.

        But i think the point is that now, i can't turn on the radio without hearing that crap on EVERY station! And i wouldn't even call that the worst song of all time! There are worse! We are saturated in shitty talent!

        • Jak

          It's over-population. The more the people, the more the crap.

          • dub

            aaaaand cue the retarded accusations of being a "hipster".

        • balckguy

          Get an iPod or a CD player and listen to what you want like a normal person…the radio HA

      • 049099

        hell, Zeppelin weren't even the best lyricists of the 70s. just sayin.

        • Zooom

          Why is this getting thumbed down? They couldn't hold a candle to people like David Bowie, Richard Hell(during Television or Richard Hell and The Voidoids), or Roxy Music lyrically.

          • The_Dood

            Roxy rocks!!! That's all.

      • Fuck YOu

        the difference is, they woulent allow total retards to talk and be auto tuned and call it a song , put it on the radio, and thats why were stupid. we like it.

    • Thought I'd share

      Search a blue sky and watch the birds fly

      Hope its everything you could ask for, plus more

      Maybe even catch a little nap on the front porch

      I hope you got the world under foot

      and you're on page one of your new favorite book

      I hope you took a little time to reflect

      Hope you get to look, see the signs that connect

      Atmosphere, 2010

      • 09400493

        GAY! enough with the feel-good slop.

        • A&R (Fuck puffy)

          This is what is wrong with ALL people now. If you don't know it, it's GAY. Get some good taste in music, and not just regurgitating your parents bullshit because Zeppelin (albeit a great band) was juvenile compared to bands such as Black Sabbath or I hate to say it but (gulp) the Beatles.

          *I know (TLDR), I know…cool story bro. You are original!

          Take this lesson and use the knowledge.

          BTW the Beatles got inspiration from………………………………..the Beach Boys.
          That's right. Look it up bitch! The truth hurts sometimes.

    • wrong

      sometimes i feel like I was born in the wrong time :|

      • Cuuuud

        yeah yeah, you and everyone else who wants to feel their musical taste is inherently superior to other people's.

        • The_Dood

          Or maybe they just like old music and not new music? I don't see how that makes them egotistical.

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      not as bad as that new Gawd awfull commercial with J LO pimping some car

    • mikey

      I agree…Lincoln must be rollin' over

    • chuck

      oh come on that song is awesome try that rebecca black song

  • Pat

    #2 I'm at attention alright!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      talkin bout my penis.
      If anyone gets that reference you can be the best man at my wedding.

      • teh cud

        sorry. i'm not in the habit of attending gay weddings.

        • lonin

          Unless both chicks are hot.

          • Who gives a fuck

            clap…. clap… clap.. clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Clap Clap CLap CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP WOOOOOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

      • Mr. Ford


        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          Mr. Ford,
          you win.

    • Jak

      She never gets old!

    • Master_Rahl

      Cammy rocks!

    • i like #2

      now that's my kind of hipster.

    • Lotus
      • oughtnot

        She spends WAY too much time in that costume …

  • justin

    #16, #17, #21, #49

    for more than the reasons i can list in the four numbers above, this was an outstanding DAR.

    • warren

      sometimes John turns it to 11

      • Droogie

        ….out of 100. which means it sucks.

      • Lotus

        Best DAR of the week, but this week has had crap for DAR thus far. This one was about average for the DAR would have been better with fewer lame-ass reaction pics. I don't count those as actual content!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Not Fjiarrrst? Fuck, meow, can't you guys hold the gallery till I finish my # 2?

    Oh and John, can we pre-order the Chivette calendar? As in: so we can actually buy one before it's sold out in 3.4 seconds?

    – Ooohhh….. #3! #3!

    • The_Dood

      Or pre-order… Anything?! Seems to me that if there were pre-orders, you would know how many to buy in the first place…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yyyyeah…. and that sounds like a… bad idea, right?

        – Damn, I really thought it would tie the Chive together

    • Stan_Dalone

      your an idiot get over yourself

      • Smuggler

        it's "You're", you moron.

        • Stan_Dalone

          and you're perfect right? jerk

          • Smuggler

            nah, don't you mean "your perfect right?". dumb-ass.

            • Stan_Dalone

              how's this plan workin for ya? you are expending your unvaluable energy trying to accomplish nothing are you having fun yet?

              • ReallySeriously

                hey Stan….go fuck yourself.

                • Stan_Dalone

                  they told me I had a 2" dick now if that were true it would be pretty hard to fuck myself now wouldn't it? you're arguement is invalid

              • Smuggler

                it's "invaluable" not "unvaluable". you're right, after all you burn up SOOOOO much energy typing on a keyboard. u mad?

                • Stan_Dalone

                  get trolled much?

                  • Smuggler

                    yeah, it does seem i trolled you pretty bad. glad you're catching on.

                    • Stan_Dalone

                      you need to get over yourself. you are about as ineffective as the come

                    • Smuggler

                      is that why you keep responding?

                    • Stan_Dalone

                      nope cause I love making you respond to me lmao fuck wit

                    • ur-right

                      dude.. go back to school.. grade-1 me can kick your ass in ingles!!!

              • Indifference

                Just…be quiet, man. You're makin' yourself look bad.

                • Indifference

                  You stole my name. U mad?

            • starburry

              it's actually "You're perfect right?" he got it right the first time unlike you.

      • Indifference

        Loner, have you ever considered that you may actually troll Paula more than she trolls the Chive? Yeah. Think about it brah!

        • Stan_Dalone

          I troll her when she trolls if she didn't troll I wouldn't troll her simple ain't it? lol

          • Solomon Grundy

            "She" doesn't really troll, because everyone else is in on it. You seem to be one of the few that thinks Paula is a serious troll. You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

            • Roady

              you are totally in denile go to therapy

              • Solomon Grundy

                Stan ,stop sock-puppeting. It's pathetic.

              • The_Dood


  • Dave

    I had ribs for lunch.

    • Billy

      I had Applebee's homemade russet potato chips with white queso and I must say it was really fucking good.

      • ---=-

        i had roasted potatoes with ketchup.

        • Undershooter30

          All of yall should have had a warm glass of shut the fuck up instead.

          • Billy

            hey! that's just rude. you don't see me walk up and slap the dick out of your mouth…

            • Undershooter30

              My bad, that is on me.

              • Meh

                well if the dick is slapped out of your mouth than it definitely is on you.

    • ssstoopid

      Maybe don't wear a bra next time.

  • wyfair

    #20 YES INDEED!! Guilty as charged!

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #15 Thank you.

    • Franklin1138

      Steve Jobs abides, even in death.

    • Sew Kewl

      rot in hell bitch.

      • Stan_Dalone

        that would to good of an ending for it

        • Smuggler

          for once, i agree with Stan. fuck Steve Jobs.

          • Ha.Ha.

            he just fucking passed away dickhead. at least have some respect for the dead, even if you despised him – it's common human courtesy. the fuck did he ever do to you?

  • jasgat

    #26 No shit.. Come on Chive.. DO IT

    • Bacon Power

      The Chive scoffs at the puny little laws of supply and demand.

    • McBeastie


      • Indifference


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1068611674 Mark Tuquero

      love to have it in hawaii

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

      You can buy mine on ebay!

  • Excited

    #47 This makes me the opposite of calm.

    • JROC


      • Stan_Dalone

        hot and stunning

    • Britt


    • The Grim Reaper

      i know. it makes me excited she covered her manly face with that huge nose.

      • Winning

        Poor sportsmanship. Learn to recognize beauty when you see it.

        • The Grim Reaper

          is that why it chose to cover it's face?

          • M Daff

            um, if you didn't notice, SHE never showed her face ever until the chivette of the week post. in all of the daily posts, it was always covered. Also, that comment right there is EXACTLY what is wrong with the world today. If a woman has ONE flaw, everyone criticizes her for it. I personally think her nose is just fine the way it is. She is a very attractive woman, and judging by those legs, could probably kick someone in the face very easily.

        • AnthonySyl

          beauty comes down to opinion, it is different to everyone and not everyone is going to have the same one

      • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

        thats R2 not Dylan dumbshit. not that dylan is any worse!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      R2 is so hot….

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000855121698 Anthony Roybal


    • dronizm

      Is that R2 girl?

  • GwinnTro


    • TitoRigatoni


    • The_Dood

      Durp Druep DurrrRRR

    • herbie hancock

      don't be sad…sure we all miss Steve Jobs but Steve Jobs 2 comes out in like a month.

    • Bill

      Cool Story Bro.

    • Average Chiver


    • mikey


    • https://www.facebook.com/adamtkremers Adam Kremers

      South Park has got to have an episode come out with Randy over reacting to Jobs death like the rest of the social media world has.

      "But he's a VISIONARY, STAAAAAN!!!!!"

      • 0909

        i agree.

        • Mick

          Don't you mean: 'iAgree' ?

  • AssClown

    #12 Wasn't us brah…

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #49 I now have less room in my pants.

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Check into Depends adult underwear.

  • AssClown

    #9 What do you call a woman without legs:

    • herbie hancock

      Gail the snail! (hopefully I'm not the only one who watches Its Always Sunny)

      • C_Klein

        bahahaha…No body likes salting the snail..but it has to be done.

    • Stan_Dalone


      • Masta Jams

        you suck cock.

  • Robi5150

    Yeah…that about sums it up!

    • Jen

      nah. Chivers aren't nearly that cool, or sexually attractive.

      • Stan_Dalone

        well you would know right?

        • Jen

          yes, i would. that's why i'm saying they aren't. you ride the short-bus, don't you?

          • Stan_Dalone

            through experiance of fucking them? annd No I don't ride the short bus I drive the bus

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #27 I know I'm feeling better! Thank you. #49 Thank you as well Jen. Beautiful.

    • Freddy Mercury

      stop pretending. it's obvious that you love the cock. don't lie.

      • Stan_Dalone

        well we know you do freddie

        • Freddy Mercury

          exactly. that's how i know other guys that do too. and that includes you.

          • Stan_Dalone

            the best you can do is throw slander wow that makes you really worthy. worthy of nothing

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      THANK YOU CHIVE for #7 and the link below it!!! way MOAR links like this need to be done!! SHARE THE CHIVETTE WEALTH!!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        BLAH # 27 FU MAR-uh-Wanna!

    • http://www.aaa.com crni

      that's nice, he's got pneumonia, so you go and whore yourself in front of 500 000 people. Stwopid :)

      • 09ik

        i agree.

  • Nick

    #6 #47

    • Master_Rahl

      #21 instant gratification.

      • Niggher Beater

        how could you be attracted to a black girl? damn hairless apes! disgusting.

    • DirtyNJ

      Does any one else think look's like a sexy t-rex? #6

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #27 instead of pneumonia….i have a feeling hes now going to suffer from over exhaustion

    • RAS

      That could give him a relapse

    • Master_Rahl

      maybe a bout of dehydration… lawdy lawdy!

  • cashmoneybrian

    #24 never have i so badly wanted to be a sea creature

    • Jay

      Yeah. But I don't mind staring at the one in the middle from this view.

      • Master_Rahl

        right on, we need to find the one in the middle. She's got a KILLER hump. Makes me think of Want vs Need. I believe that's a NEED

        • mike

          Agreed Middle MOAR

          • Undershooter30

            And by the looks of it, she is the only one actually flashing the sunset.

        • michaeledmondsjr

          i'm glad i'm not the only one who is absolutely amazed by that beautiful pooper!

          • Average Chiver

            i'd let her shit in my mouth!

    • floscar

      Yes, all agreed; middle girl needs to be found, thoroughly chived, and displayed.

  • Fenton

    Blatherin' Blatherskite

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    #4 i guess all hipsters aren't that bad,,,

    • Of teh people

      No, they really are…….

    • Stan_Dalone

      yes they are, you been had

      • Who gives a fuck

        doesn't matter, want sex

  • AssClown

    #23 Too soon?

    • blumpilstilskin


      • RamRod


      • herbie hancock

        guys don't be sad…sure we all miss Steve Jobs but Steve Jobs2 comes out in like a month.

        • Jak

          There aren't enough thumbs in the world to give you the ups you deserve

        • The_Dood

          I'm going to hell for laughing at this… It was pretty funny though.

    • Steaks & eggs

      Not for the internet

    • ClownAss

      Not soon enough.

    • NachoMama

      Does this mean we finally get Flash?

  • Undershooter30

    #13 Thumbs down or not.. Roll Tide!

    • PoorDawg

      Roll Tide.

      • Average Chiver

        suck my dick.

    • Stan_Dalone

      it's paula how good can they be?

      • Undershooter30

        Dumbass, that guy bet against Bama so he had to where a dress. If that were paula which it isnt (she would obviously be a florida fan since that is what LG is) then that means she wouldn't like Bama. Thus, they can be that good.

      • Red

        insinuating Paula is a dude/ugly for the 1000th time doesn't you, or the joke, any funnier.

        • Stan_Dalone

          doesn't matter it works

          • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

            No it doesn't, 'cause it's not funny.

  • moniesLOL

    #4 maybe PBR isn't so bad

    • AL Bunskis

      who ever said it was? 30 pack for 15 bucks are you kidding me? and it tastes pretty gooooood. miltown represent!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

        Keystone and Natty lite are the same price, and they also don't have the association with hipsters. Also, Blue Moon is the beer of choice.

        • hMMMM

          Ah, Blue Moon…that great import from Ohio

          • moniesLOL


        • Ha.Ha.

          I don't know where you're from, but around me, PBR is definitely a class above Keystone and Natty Lite.

      • DapperDan

        Busch is 30 for $10 where I live but I don't buy it!

    • 0943890

      Yes it is.

      • moniesLOL

        blue moon is the beer of choice? I was thinking more along the lines of Bell's two hearted or Sierra Nevada autumn tumbler.. or Great Lakes Elliot Ness ;)

  • FlyingSpagMonst


    Calm down… He's not black.

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      Calm down… I'm not racist

      • Yuh


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