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October 6, 2011 | In: DAR, Girls, Random

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Hello, I found this site a few days ago after "Paula_" (not her real name by the way) talked about it. I know her from an IT project we recently did at the "Holland Beton Group (HBG)".
Just wanted to troll her back a bit: this is a photo of her from the intranet, taken on a work related lunch a few weeks ago.
<img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/dbpdl4.jpg" />

on to you

Nice try. We all know Paula is really John stirring the pot!

John

The romantic in me likes to think Paula is some smoking hot Norwegian blonde, born into privilege but largely neglected by her parents, who has some really disturbing things she'd like to share with others whether they like it or not.

But you have to be in a different time zone to be able to comment on every post and I honestly care way too much what others think to say some of the things that sexy Norwegian minx vomits up.

Lastly, I have a job. I don't have the time or energy to troll that hard.

Ronnie

I refuse to believe that Paula is Norwegian. Speaking of, John and the chive gang need to come and party in Oslo!

Roady

paula is a freeky deeky dutch bitch

vfhjm

Me thinks you doth protest too much
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728677935 Bence Béky

I don't know if it's paula or not, but google found a facebook account http://nl-nl.facebook.com/people/Karin-Stuivenvol…

btw, it says this pofile picture was uploaded on the 26th of august

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Completely serious: this person is NOT me. You have all been trolled.
I didn't deny it yesterday because it seemed just another anonymous photo (I searched it with tineye myself but couldn't find it there), but now there's a name I have to speak out to truly protect the innocent.
Once again, this really isn't me and I don't know this person either.

Ha.Ha.

now way you're a female. and i'd still fuck that woman in the picture, no bullshit.
http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Doesn't matter. This is how I will picture you from now on when I…..

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Yeah, that.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Stan_Dalone

you are such a slut

Stylez

OMG!!! someone must have found that fuck I never gave!!!!

HOOLDEM

my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here MakeCash3. com

beat rice

YOU LIE!
SweetAwesomeness

Bullshit!!! As much as Paula trolls on here there is now way she could possibly have a typical 9-5 job….lets not tarnish this ladies beautiful smile with comparisons to the troll
herbie hancock

no way that can be paula…this woman looks way too normal.
peanut3603

Bullshit…. keep trolling….
AssClown

This is me, just sayin…

<img src="http://awesomelol.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool4_weird-crazy-funny-people-14_200907301933456005.jpg">

https://www.facebook.com/Trent.Stroud Trent Stroud

I lol'd
Da Poopsmith

I laughed harder at this picture than I have on this sight for a long time!

SavoyStud

site* lol

Meh

wait…so your not a assclown, I feel deceived.

AmBush_Steve

You're, YOU"RE

helpin out

while we're at it, it would "an" asshole, not a…

https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

if that's Paula, then someone really needs to give her some dick.

Stan_Dalone

paula's a schizophrenic who trolls using 5 -10 names that isn't normal even for an abnormal person. Doesn't matter what she looks like, and why this site puts up with it is beyond me

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

This is just too fucking low

cashmoneybrian

paula is leo. he said it when he was at the first meet up

DodgeFan

Bullshit, Paula is obviously in a different timezone.

dub

That wasn't funny the first 100 times. Get a new joke, bitch.

sixdeadelves

no hugs?
Stan_Dalone

it's perfect
Pecker

Quit giving the thumbs up to things Paula says, we want her rating to go down not up you jagoffs!!

AmBush_Steve

That's obviously what she's looking for. Why are you giving her what she wants?
The_Dood

She wants thumbs down. Thumbs up anger the trolls…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

This lady is bordering on MILF territory… no way that's paula.

Boom!

milf? pff cougar-grilf

lemmon

still would

http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

100% false. I've seen dear Paula, and this woman is not 'it'.

The_Dood

Pics or it didn't happen.

http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

Promised Paula that I'd keep it a secret and I'm keeping my word out of respect. Sorry. :/

The_Dood

You just told me, yet you're still keeping the secret. How exactly does that work?

http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

What? I didn't tell you anything other than that I know what Paula looks like. No name, gender, or visual has been given out. I'm not even 100% sure that the Paula that I was shown was really even the true Paula. He/She is quite elusive – things that live under bridges usually are.

SweetAwesomeness

it wasn't…..

Not Paula

sure?

skeptic

interesting that this is the first post too….something smells a bit fishy
Darksoul

Maybe, we're not dealing with one Paula…it's an army!

Stan_Dalone

closer to the truth than you realize

Brother Maynard

You really need to get a life Stan……

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Says Brother Maynard…

Lawn Dart

Let me speak for everyone that matters, by typing the following : "Who gives a shit?"

Most Chivers

WE DO! Get the fuck out of this thread!

ritual

no, no we don't

Ed Wood

glad i'm not the only one who thinks so…..
nomoremanfaces

i agree lawn dart..
paula is a spy from the berry , prolly one of the trolls pictured above

Misty

my behavioral science professor went to the dry erase board and wrote a big 'DAR' yesterday. the class started cheering. then he said, 'i'm going to let you scroll it today but you have to tell me why it's so good.'

isn't that, like, soooo cool guys?!?! The Chive is soooo awesome. THE BEST SITE IN THE WORLD! Chive on!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

Top mysteries of all time:
1. What happened to Atlantis?
2. Does Bigfoot exist?
3. WHO THE HELL IS PAULA?
4. Can dogs look up?

Smuggler

You forgot to add one more:

6. Who honestly gives a fuck about 3?

Smuggler

*Meant to number that 5*

ssstoopid

nah, fuck 5 also.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

Some people don't want to have fun and joke around. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Monkeytits

I come here to look at pictures of monkeys and tits, I couldn't give a fuck less

Ha.Ha.

and yet you read all these comments and then proceed to make one yourself. way to show you don't give a fuck

SaveFerris

He can not give a fuck about who Paula is and still make a comment, those two things are not mutually exclusive dickbag

Jiggy

agreed. Ha.Ha., get your head out of your ass.

Ha.Ha.

HI Jiggy. I will slap you.

Ha.Ha.

in this case, yes they are. If he didn't give a fuck, why read 50 comments down?

SaveFerris

So that avatar she uses WAS actually a pic of her

Teieoi

you see how many pigs sprout wings and fly? that's how many fucks i give.

http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

I think it's Leo also and the timezone comment by Jon was made to just throw us off…it has to be a Chive employee IMO
Moby

Compared to Bansky, Paula ain't got nothin on he elusive meter!

Steamboat Willie

What if Paula is Banksy?

MAX_POW

Don't you get that this thread has been started by paula herself with another Troll-name?….He/she/it likes attention and is having it from all of us…As much as i didn't want to comment in this, i had to do it. and with out really want it i gave her what he/she/it wanted. ATTENTION!!.
Cecil

Paula is a prototypical entitled western female who knows no one will ever hold her accountable for being wretched. Too accurate for it to be some nerd impersonating one.
amplidudes

http://wiezoekje.nl/click.php?c=hyves&url=htt… bla bla b la bla bla bla

pffffffffff …
amplidudes

Her Name is: Karin Stuivenvolt-Klaassen … google it .
jason

your a MILF

wyfair

#14 …..I don't want to live on this planet anymore…..

Eric

It's kinda b.s. though. There were a shit ton of stupid songs in the 70s or any decade for that matter. Plus it's not fair to pick the worst song of all time as the standard for 2010 music. There was good and bad music then, and there's good and bad music now.

wyfair

there have allways been shitty songs, that is true.

But i think the point is that now, i can't turn on the radio without hearing that crap on EVERY station! And i wouldn't even call that the worst song of all time! There are worse! We are saturated in shitty talent!

Jak

It's over-population. The more the people, the more the crap.

dub

aaaaand cue the retarded accusations of being a "hipster".

balckguy

Get an iPod or a CD player and listen to what you want like a normal person…the radio HA

049099

hell, Zeppelin weren't even the best lyricists of the 70s. just sayin.

Zooom

Why is this getting thumbed down? They couldn't hold a candle to people like David Bowie, Richard Hell(during Television or Richard Hell and The Voidoids), or Roxy Music lyrically.

The_Dood

Roxy rocks!!! That's all.

Fuck YOu

the difference is, they woulent allow total retards to talk and be auto tuned and call it a song , put it on the radio, and thats why were stupid. we like it.

AssClown

Yeah, all these songs about bitches and hos, rims and bling….ffs. Hate that shit!
Jak

Shouldn't compare the two genre's period. Not that that makes the 2010 lyrics any less retarded.
Thought I'd share

Search a blue sky and watch the birds fly

Hope its everything you could ask for, plus more

Maybe even catch a little nap on the front porch

I hope you got the world under foot

and you're on page one of your new favorite book

I hope you took a little time to reflect

Hope you get to look, see the signs that connect

Atmosphere, 2010

09400493

GAY! enough with the feel-good slop.

A&R (Fuck puffy)

This is what is wrong with ALL people now. If you don't know it, it's GAY. Get some good taste in music, and not just regurgitating your parents bullshit because Zeppelin (albeit a great band) was juvenile compared to bands such as Black Sabbath or I hate to say it but (gulp) the Beatles.

*I know (TLDR), I know…cool story bro. You are original!

Take this lesson and use the knowledge.

BTW the Beatles got inspiration from………………………………..the Beach Boys.
That's right. Look it up bitch! The truth hurts sometimes.

wrong

sometimes i feel like I was born in the wrong time

Cuuuud

yeah yeah, you and everyone else who wants to feel their musical taste is inherently superior to other people's.

The_Dood

Or maybe they just like old music and not new music? I don't see how that makes them egotistical.

http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

not as bad as that new Gawd awfull commercial with J LO pimping some car
mikey

I agree…Lincoln must be rollin' over
chuck

oh come on that song is awesome try that rebecca black song

Pat

#2 I'm at attention alright!

Jak

She never gets old!
http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

talkin bout my penis.
If anyone gets that reference you can be the best man at my wedding.

teh cud

sorry. i'm not in the habit of attending gay weddings.

lonin

Unless both chicks are hot.

Who gives a fuck

clap…. clap… clap.. clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Clap Clap CLap CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP WOOOOOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Mr. Ford

BOOSH!

http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

Mr. Ford,
you win.

Master_Rahl

Cammy rocks!
i like #2

now that's my kind of hipster.
Lotus

Great hips and ass: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cammyfan/5807001988/…

oughtnot

She spends WAY too much time in that costume …

justin

#16, #17, #21, #49

for more than the reasons i can list in the four numbers above, this was an outstanding DAR.

warren

sometimes John turns it to 11

Droogie

….out of 100. which means it sucks.
Lotus

Best DAR of the week, but this week has had crap for DAR thus far. This one was about average for the DAR would have been better with fewer lame-ass reaction pics. I don't count those as actual content!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Not Fjiarrrst? Fuck, meow, can't you guys hold the gallery till I finish my # 2?

Oh and John, can we pre-order the Chivette calendar? As in: so we can actually buy one before it's sold out in 3.4 seconds?

Hugs,
Paula
- Ooohhh….. #3! #3!

The_Dood

Or pre-order… Anything?! Seems to me that if there were pre-orders, you would know how many to buy in the first place…

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Yyyyeah…. and that sounds like a… bad idea, right?

Hugs,
Paula
- Damn, I really thought it would tie the Chive together

Stan_Dalone

your an idiot get over yourself

Smuggler

it's "You're", you moron.

Stan_Dalone

and you're perfect right? jerk

Smuggler

nah, don't you mean "your perfect right?". dumb-ass.

Stan_Dalone

how's this plan workin for ya? you are expending your unvaluable energy trying to accomplish nothing are you having fun yet?

ReallySeriously

hey Stan….go fuck yourself.

Stan_Dalone

they told me I had a 2" dick now if that were true it would be pretty hard to fuck myself now wouldn't it? you're arguement is invalid

Smuggler

it's "invaluable" not "unvaluable". you're right, after all you burn up SOOOOO much energy typing on a keyboard. u mad?

Stan_Dalone

get trolled much?

Smuggler

yeah, it does seem i trolled you pretty bad. glad you're catching on.

Stan_Dalone

you need to get over yourself. you are about as ineffective as the come
Smuggler

is that why you keep responding?
Stan_Dalone

nope cause I love making you respond to me lmao fuck wit
ur-right

dude.. go back to school.. grade-1 me can kick your ass in ingles!!!

Indifference

Just…be quiet, man. You're makin' yourself look bad.

Indifference

You stole my name. U mad?

starburry

it's actually "You're perfect right?" he got it right the first time unlike you.

Indifference

Loner, have you ever considered that you may actually troll Paula more than she trolls the Chive? Yeah. Think about it brah!

Stan_Dalone

I troll her when she trolls if she didn't troll I wouldn't troll her simple ain't it? lol

Solomon Grundy

"She" doesn't really troll, because everyone else is in on it. You seem to be one of the few that thinks Paula is a serious troll. You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

Roady

you are totally in denile go to therapy

Solomon Grundy

Stan ,stop sock-puppeting. It's pathetic.
The_Dood

denial*

Dave

I had ribs for lunch.

Billy

I had Applebee's homemade russet potato chips with white queso and I must say it was really fucking good.

—=-

i had roasted potatoes with ketchup.

Undershooter30

All of yall should have had a warm glass of shut the fuck up instead.

Billy

hey! that's just rude. you don't see me walk up and slap the dick out of your mouth…

Undershooter30

My bad, that is on me.

Meh

well if the dick is slapped out of your mouth than it definitely is on you.

ssstoopid

Maybe don't wear a bra next time.

wyfair

#20 YES INDEED!! Guilty as charged!
Jeffrey Lebowski

#15 Thank you.

Franklin1138

Steve Jobs abides, even in death.
Sew Kewl

rot in hell bitch.

Stan_Dalone

that would to good of an ending for it

Smuggler

for once, i agree with Stan. fuck Steve Jobs.

Ha.Ha.

he just fucking passed away dickhead. at least have some respect for the dead, even if you despised him – it's common human courtesy. the fuck did he ever do to you?

jasgat

#26 No shit.. Come on Chive.. DO IT

Bacon Power

The Chive scoffs at the puny little laws of supply and demand.
McBeastie

sheep

Indifference

2nded.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1068611674 Mark Tuquero

love to have it in hawaii
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

You can buy mine on ebay!

Excited

#47 This makes me the opposite of calm.

JROC

beauty.

Stan_Dalone

hot and stunning

The Grim Reaper

i know. it makes me excited she covered her manly face with that huge nose.

Winning

Poor sportsmanship. Learn to recognize beauty when you see it.

The Grim Reaper

is that why it chose to cover it's face?

M Daff

um, if you didn't notice, SHE never showed her face ever until the chivette of the week post. in all of the daily posts, it was always covered. Also, that comment right there is EXACTLY what is wrong with the world today. If a woman has ONE flaw, everyone criticizes her for it. I personally think her nose is just fine the way it is. She is a very attractive woman, and judging by those legs, could probably kick someone in the face very easily.

AnthonySyl

beauty comes down to opinion, it is different to everyone and not everyone is going to have the same one

http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

thats R2 not Dylan dumbshit. not that dylan is any worse!

https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

R2 is so hot….
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000855121698 Anthony Roybal

WIN
Britt

WoW!
dronizm

Is that R2 girl?

GwinnTro

#23 THEYYYY TURRRKKK OUR JOBBBS

Bill

Cool Story Bro.
herbie hancock

don't be sad…sure we all miss Steve Jobs but Steve Jobs 2 comes out in like a month.
The_Dood

Durp Druep DurrrRRR
TitoRigatoni

DERRR TRRK ERRR JRRRR
Average Chiver

ILLLL SUCKK YER DIIICKS!
mikey

Who….Mexicans?
https://www.facebook.com/adamtkremers Adam Kremers

South Park has got to have an episode come out with Randy over reacting to Jobs death like the rest of the social media world has.

"But he's a VISIONARY, STAAAAAN!!!!!"

0909

i agree.

Mick

Don't you mean: 'iAgree' ?

AssClown

#12 Wasn't us brah…

nelly

<img src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k308/nelsonricardocosta/what.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket">

http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

#49 I now have less room in my pants.

LuvH8fulChix

Check into Depends adult underwear.

AssClown

#9 What do you call a woman without legs:

herbie hancock

Gail the snail! (hopefully I'm not the only one who watches Its Always Sunny)

C_Klein

bahahaha…No body likes salting the snail..but it has to be done.

Stan_Dalone

paula?

Masta Jams

you suck cock.

Robi5150

#36
Yeah…that about sums it up!

Jen

nah. Chivers aren't nearly that cool, or sexually attractive.

Stan_Dalone

well you would know right?

Jen

yes, i would. that's why i'm saying they aren't. you ride the short-bus, don't you?

Stan_Dalone

through experiance of fucking them? annd No I don't ride the short bus I drive the bus

http://thechive.com ontherun1989

#27 I know I'm feeling better! Thank you. #49 Thank you as well Jen. Beautiful.

Freddy Mercury

stop pretending. it's obvious that you love the cock. don't lie.

Stan_Dalone

well we know you do freddie

Freddy Mercury

exactly. that's how i know other guys that do too. and that includes you.

Stan_Dalone

the best you can do is throw slander wow that makes you really worthy. worthy of nothing

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

THANK YOU CHIVE for #7 and the link below it!!! way MOAR links like this need to be done!! SHARE THE CHIVETTE WEALTH!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

BLAH # 27 FU MAR-uh-Wanna!

http://www.aaa.com crni

that's nice, he's got pneumonia, so you go and whore yourself in front of 500 000 people. Stwopid

09ik

i agree.

Nick

#6 #47
hellooo

Master_Rahl

#21 instant gratification.

Niggher Beater

how could you be attracted to a black girl? damn hairless apes! disgusting.

DirtyNJ

Does any one else think look's like a sexy t-rex? #6

SweetAwesomeness

#27 instead of pneumonia….i have a feeling hes now going to suffer from over exhaustion

RAS

That could give him a relapse
Master_Rahl

maybe a bout of dehydration… lawdy lawdy!

cashmoneybrian

#24 never have i so badly wanted to be a sea creature

Jay

Yeah. But I don't mind staring at the one in the middle from this view.

Master_Rahl

right on, we need to find the one in the middle. She's got a KILLER hump. Makes me think of Want vs Need. I believe that's a NEED

mike

Agreed Middle MOAR

Undershooter30

And by the looks of it, she is the only one actually flashing the sunset.

michaeledmondsjr

i'm glad i'm not the only one who is absolutely amazed by that beautiful pooper!

Average Chiver

i'd let her shit in my mouth!

floscar

Yes, all agreed; middle girl needs to be found, thoroughly chived, and displayed.

Fenton

Blatherin' Blatherskite
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

#4 i guess all hipsters aren't that bad,,,

Of teh people

No, they really are…….
Stan_Dalone

yes they are, you been had

Who gives a fuck

doesn't matter, want sex

AssClown

#23 Too soon?

Steaks & eggs

Not for the internet
ClownAss

Not soon enough.
blumpilstilskin

I-SAD

herbie hancock

guys don't be sad…sure we all miss Steve Jobs but Steve Jobs2 comes out in like a month.

The_Dood

I'm going to hell for laughing at this… It was pretty funny though.
Jak

There aren't enough thumbs in the world to give you the ups you deserve

RamRod

Hilarious!

NachoMama

Does this mean we finally get Flash?

Undershooter30

#13 Thumbs down or not.. Roll Tide!

PoorDawg

Roll Tide.

Average Chiver

suck my dick.

Stan_Dalone

it's paula how good can they be?

Undershooter30

Dumbass, that guy bet against Bama so he had to where a dress. If that were paula which it isnt (she would obviously be a florida fan since that is what LG is) then that means she wouldn't like Bama. Thus, they can be that good.
Red

insinuating Paula is a dude/ugly for the 1000th time doesn't you, or the joke, any funnier.

Stan_Dalone

doesn't matter it works

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

No it doesn't, 'cause it's not funny.

moniesLOL

#4 maybe PBR isn't so bad

AL Bunskis

who ever said it was? 30 pack for 15 bucks are you kidding me? and it tastes pretty gooooood. miltown represent!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

Keystone and Natty lite are the same price, and they also don't have the association with hipsters. Also, Blue Moon is the beer of choice.

hMMMM

Ah, Blue Moon…that great import from Ohio

moniesLOL

lol

Ha.Ha.

I don't know where you're from, but around me, PBR is definitely a class above Keystone and Natty Lite.

DapperDan

Busch is 30 for $10 where I live but I don't buy it!

0943890

Yes it is.

moniesLOL

blue moon is the beer of choice? I was thinking more along the lines of Bell's two hearted or Sierra Nevada autumn tumbler.. or Great Lakes Elliot Ness

FlyingSpagMonst

#37

Calm down… He's not black.

FlyingSpagMonst

Calm down… I'm not racist

Yuh

Ramen.

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