Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Still_Counts

    [insert "first" comment here]


    • Mess

      [ insert obligatory insult for person stating first ]
      le sigh

  • Frank

    #24 RIP – Now let Chive have their app. Thanks.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Undoubtedly, he was a great innovator and a great mind. He was also partially responsible for the hipster generation.

      • douche

        You're retarded. He didnt give them their sense of entitlement and no identity, he gave them an Ipod to play shitty music on.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

          First off, I qualified my statement with the word, partially. If you don't think Apple, American Outfitters, and Pabst Blue Ribbon are some of the cornerstones of today's hipsters, then you are the retarded one. Jog on, douche.

      • SenorWilson

        The only person responsible for the hipster generation is some one you've ever heard of.

        • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

          … and their mother.. IF you think about it ..

          Just sayin …

    • http://www.facebook.com/gregisgreg Greg Lee

      nobody realizes how much of an impact he had on the world of biology also. look in any biology lab. you won't see shit PCs.

      • lonin

        I must be in the wrong lab then.

  • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

    #23 No Wonder Pandas Are Endangered

    • Pants

      You'd be pissed too if you had to make the sexy with somebody who looks exactly like you every time.

      • NoPants

        well there is twin porn out there.

    • illuminati

      not now, im eatin'

    • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

      Makes me think back to Fight Club (book or movie ) —

      "… makes me want to put one between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save it's own species."

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #19 and the paramedics could of saved him if they were not so distracted by the koala bear's cuteness

    • RGH

      Koala bears are so horny! They cannot even wait until the car is parked.

    • Meh

      *could have

    • asdf

      not bears

  • hater

    #6. WANT.

    • Random_Things

      Where can one get this?

      • http://www.facebook.com/cavok Cody Klein


      • OhOkayThen
      • Scientific Chiver

        Go to ThinkGeek.com I saw them for sale yesterday, $59.99. My question is, can you see out of the hood when it's zipped up?

        • PooDoo

          Yes… My brother bought this hoodie like 3-4 years ago when ecko was selling them at $120. Its just a mesh covering. They also made storm trooper ones, but the boba fett is the best by far.

        • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

          The ones on TG don't zip up all the way though 😦

          • Really?

            And they're different quality than the Ecko ones are. I have the Ecko and it's awesome.

      • Melissa Watts

        I got my bf one for our anniversary… ecko.com 🙂 think they were limited tho so might have to check ebay now

    • Master_Rahl

      too fucking cool, MUST HAVE! (or the Stormtrooper one… MUST)

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        I have seen these before, I want the Stormtrooper one alot ;D

        • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

          Well ..

          Post your sexy little ass to the Sexy Chivettes and plead your case. Maybe chivers will send you one, just to see you in it!


          • The Chivers


    • G1880

      Want one too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Dutchguy87 Kristian T. Leonard

      I have the marc ecko too. Best purchase I've ever made, you can see quite well zipped up full. Jealous I didn't think to submit to chive 😦 Just got an FX lightsaber though….so….maybe I try anyway

      • Jerry

        80stees.com has them also.

        • ur-right

          ugly though..

          • The Tick

            agreed. that's something a 10 year old would wear(and that's not a good thing).

  • Still_Counts

    #13 "OH SHIT!!"

    • Bubba

      Predator horse in attack mode. Sweet!

  • Mack318

    I will never eat a Corndog ever again

    • CornDogMan

      Yes you will.

    • MatadorPride

      That's what George Michael said.

  • Brenj

    #20- You bastard

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000855121698 Anthony Roybal

      Fail- Turn around u bastards!!!

    • USAF

      He is wearing a Pickachu costume so naturally video games takes precedence over drunk girls grinding on each other

    • Jak

      By the looks of it that was going on all night…and he got none!

  • Jim

    #4 …that you played chicken with a runaway bike while riding an invisible scooter.

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice


    that's why i hated the dentist growing up, fucking assholes

    • crazydog

      OMFG THAT IS SO TRUE!!!!!!!!! They are psychopaths while they are "cleaning". It's like they're mad at the world.

    • XOS2

      are you an anti-dentite?

      • Frank

        He only converted for the jokes.

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Next thing you're going to tell me, is they have their own schools…..

        • Brian

          They already do!

    • Rebecca

      A bad clinician will make you hurt, but a good one can as well, you have to go and clean inside the gum pocket (sulcus) thats not comfortable anyway you slice it, and yeah you bleed when you're gums are that disgusting. Means your body is so inflamed you spontaneously bleed. Wouldn't you freak out if you rubbed your eye and it started bleeding?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=308300150 Megan Campbell

      but… my gums have never bled when he jabs them with his metal things. AND i don't floss. what gives?

    • Gum Master

      If you realized that your gums are bleeding cause there are millions of bacteria shitting in your mouth, you might pick up some floss for once in your life.

  • bob

    #24 I respected what the guy did although I didn't buy into his brand but I'm already sick of the media coverage, post mortem ass kissing.

    • Sassy_

      i've always vowed to never buy an apple product, yet this news really saddened me. besides being among those who've helped change the world, he died very young. he is worthy of everybody's respect. rip.

    • Uncle Jack

      It's been less than a day. Have some fucking respect. He's done more for the world in a short lifetime than you could ever do if you had eternity, bob.

      • Rite

        You mean done more TO the world

      • TheYeasterBunny

        bob isnt here to change the world or steal ideas uncle jack… steve jobs is gonna burn in hell for stealing life from someone else. he wont ever have my respect.

        • Broseph Stalin

          You and everyone else that think Steve Jobs did not help this world is an ignorant piece of shit. I write this from my Apple computer that has revolutionized the world and made our lives better. That is basically Steve Jobs giving you the finger. Let me know when you invent your own computer douche bag.

          • drunk people

            made our world better??? you are an idiot, and he was a tool. All of this change the world crap is such bullshit. he was a self-hating capitalist, and the idiots like the occupy wallstreet crowd were too dumb to see it. I will not miss him, or his Christmas presents….

            • ry...

              i hate to spoil your drunk rant, but he was the first to really bring us personal computers that were user friendly and relatively affordable. he gave us portable music players and a store to buy any song or album at a reasonable price. he revolutionized the way we use our phones and connect with the world. he even brought computer animation into the spotlight with toy story. thats fine if you hate his "christmas presents" but there would be no android phone, no pc, no samsung galaxy tab, no shrek, no crappy zune without steve jobs either

              • Woz

                No he didn't Steve Wozniak did, Steve Jobs just takes all the credit for everything while the other people do all the work. He is just a hype man.

          • Blumpkin

            Um, you might want to check the stats on mac vs pc users and then rethink your statement, or attitude for that matter.

            • its_forge

              Popularity doesn't equal innovation.

        • Active Hunter

          Yeah, Steve stole ideas, but what he did with them was beyond what the original inventors ever imagined. In the end, he did advance our lives for the better and he deserves some respect.

          • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

            My :worthless: two cents .. from a complete capitalistic POV, he fucking SINGLE HANDEDLY, reinvigorated apple and organized it into such a powerhouse to create demand ( out of think fucking air, LITERALLY)

            Also, he game changed the mobile computing environment and how we experience "so called smart phones." I mean .. if you think about prior to iPhone.. Blackberry sort of had the market. Even the Google-DBs agreed after talking with him that they should create their own product to compete with him. HATS OFF

            Now .. I do truly hate his fucking products and most of the cock-suckin', malignent tumor cuntbags that aimlessly follow him. However, . give props where props is do.

            THANK YOU, Sir.


            • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

              thin* .. THIN fucking air.!

              ha ha, my iPhone auto spell correct didn't fix that.


    • -rich

      your a tool

      • JosephPuglia

        That should be you're a tool…which you are.

      • turd ferguson

        o rich did you know him personally? doubt it, get the fuck over it!

    • Patricio

      You are only saying this because you are behind a computer. I hope that when someone close to you dies, some a-hole, like yourself, comes up to you and states that they are "sick of hearing about [the one you are close to]'s death". Maybe you'll learn a life lesson. Most likely, you'll stay an asshole.

      • Jak

        I'm pretty sure the media isn't even going to know when someone close to him dies, but I get wear you're going with that.

    • TAMZ

      hey, F*U#C@K YOU!!! And apple for life.

    • sam

      bob, aside from the fact that this guy has battled cancer for 7 years (that alone deserves your respect) he has changed your world more than you probably know. Next time you buy a non apple smart phone its going to be cheaper, better designed and generally just a better product due to how hard everyone else in the market had to improve and innovate just to compete with Apple products.

      The media will always gave lots of column inches to anyone that has affected/influenced a lot of people. You may not think that's you, but have a little patience for the countless other millions it does apply to. Grow up a little.

  • bngn3000

    #16 does this mean that dentists aren't supposed to do that?
    #21 WANT

    • http://www.facebook.com/waikei.loke 'Loke Wai Kei

      This is a mock up video of the building in pic 21. Enjoy! 🙂

      • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

        Thank You. Very inspring.

    • Anonymous

      That building reminds me that one casino in Just Cause 2.

  • RedRuby131

    #16 Gosh I hate going to the dentist

  • Dantheloser

    #22 Great, now Hitchcock is controlling nature from beyond the grave. We're fucked…

    • OhOkayThen

      looks to me more like a scene from The Humans (classic seagull thriller)

      just when you thought it was safe to go back and hang out on the beach with 1000 of your buddies again…..

    • Hunter X

      Did anyone else hear in their head, "minemineminemineminemine"? (Finding Nemo)

      • Who gives a fuck

        "oursoursoursoursoursoursoursoursoursours"- socialist seagulls

  • mau

    #1shitt!!!!!!! #16 fuck u im still eating candy

  • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

    #8 Fuck planking! #16 Painfully true.

  • chuck

    it must still we hump day where that kid is at

    • In My Pants
    • Billy

      The w and the b are not even close to each other.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      May 16th 2005
      was a Tuesday

      • Ha.Ha.

        except the picture says June 19th 2005…

        • Dr_StrangePants

          whoopsie doodle
          …it was Thursday

    • TAMZ

      Well, we see what he likes. Not the flaties but the fatties. (Booty for all of you that are ebonically challanged)

  • dashete

    #9 Oh it's about to kick off.

    • carzyal

      skeptical species are skeptical

  • Pokepoke

    #20 you know how i know youre gay?

    • Anon

      no way. Pikachu is letting them get themselves worked up. Then he will use his quick attack and body slam them all in a fury of sex

      • lol

        Wow. Ok

  • KenRayJen

    #23 POINT!

  • KenRayJen

    #23 Dude look…..look behind you…..BEHIND YOU

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #2 oh i get it! its for your morning shot of coffee

  • jpp407

    #9 "Not sure if nice baby"
    "Or if its going to try and pat me"

    • Stan_Dalone

      leave me be, I'm meditating

      • Guesty


        • Stan_Dalone

          you can't be that big of a moron can you guesty? you obviously didn't get the humor above come back when your brain is turned on ok?

    • Hurricane

      "oh, it's on bro!

  • Ninja Fett

    Wow, I have that Boba Fett hoodie. Never thought I'd see it on theChive.

    • .Krookz

      Where did you get it?

      • Freddy Mercury

        wherever sartorial atrocities are sold.

      • Ninja Fett

        It was given to me as a present. Its a Marc Ecko design and was purchased at a mall in Tacoma, Washington. Thats all I know.

  • goldmember

    The dogs expression reminds me of something Bill Watterson would have made…
    Damn i miss Calvin & Hoppes.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I guess you don't miss it as much as you think you do or you'd call it Calvin & Hobbes.

      • goldmember


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