Things that you never want to be stuck in a cage with (30 Photos)

Carrot Top

#24 actually yes we would! so we can stick it in her butt!

NOT manbearpig – ah!

#4 wouldnt mind being stuck with jwoww

It’s Vince the Shamwow Guy

Things that you never want to see on theChive

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such a dumb thing, why not in the next post put fire and bees because being stuck with fire and bees would suck too

i would so do sarah palin…..what a milf

#24 I'd rip the piss out of her so much she'd kill herself

where the hell is carrot top?

I would rape Rebecca Black over and over again. I would do things to her that hustler wont even write about.

#23 This guy looks like a human gremlin.

I'd do them in a heart beat! Chive, stop showing your Liberal colors and bashing Republicans! You left wing nuts keep taking way more jabs at the right than you do the left. So, don't try claiming you guys are impartial.

You forgot to say Paula hahaha.

my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here CashLazy.com

#28 is my biggest fear ever, I would have a flippin' heart attack! HATE spiders!

Don't forget Nancy Pelosi!!! lol

#24 id…hit..it?

#29 you can lock in a room with, or a cage or whatever. Eyup. I will gladly tell him that his asshole bleeds nicely, but his dads was better.

my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here CashLazy.com

You forgot Hillary Clinton.

I would take my chances in any cage with Sara Palin! If she gets out of line I would poke her with my schtick..

my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here CashLazy.com

I'm not going to lie.. I laughed pretty hard at the ShamWow Guy..

Those are all legit

#28
I am not sleeping tonight!