Things that you never want to be stuck in a cage with (30 Photos)

  • Taylor Murphy

    #15 brought back frightening childhood memories

    • K-O


    • Dick Salad

      BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

      • Raymond Amoroso

        i was just thinking about qouting that, ha!

    • Ash

      Pennywise the band… awesome

      Pennywise the clown… scarred me for life

    • AssClown


      • Dick Salad

        Can I float with you too? *bats eyelashes*

      • NebraskaGuy

        Lo as soon as I saw #15 I knew you would say that – you didn't disappoint! 😉

    • P90

      I totally forgot that was Tim Curry.

      • SuperDanMan4290

        I would F***ing KILL THAT CLOWN!!!…That movie made me hate clowns when i was a kid….still hate them today~


    • PeteJ_Norn_Iron

      I never knew it was Tim Curry! Pennywise was awesome I loved that film!

    • os99

      Don't you want it? Don't you want it? Don't you want it? Don't you WANT IT? Don't YOU WANT IT? DON'T YOU WANT IT!

      • Dusty

        I won't sleep for a sec tonight, thanks :/

        • Raab

          I remember my Granddad thought this would be an appropriate movie for a 10 year old to watch. I honestly haven't been able to look at clowns since

  • tom

    #2 #5 #23 #27 put me in with a gun and plenty of ammo

    • Derek Skinner

      You excluded the Jersey Shore cast? See, when it comes to this cage, one thing needs to be remembered. I'm not locked in a cage with them…..they're locked in with me.

      • Master_Rahl

        give 'em HELL, Skinner – (one of the best lines from Watchmen)

    • NoPants

      No you get a gun and 3 bullets, choose wisely

      • JT Mo-Nay

        Spencer, Andy, and Kathy. Done and Done. The ShamWow guy is just doing his job. The rest are just insufferable people.

        • ZachBob

          i'd keep kathy alive so i could bang her senseless. i don't want sex with any of those dudes. don't really want it with kathy, but any port in the storm, you know?

      • Tom

        line them up front to back and see how many 1 bullet will go through. Spencer, Andy, Kathy. Shamwow guy has to clean up afterwards to live

      • The_Dood

        Step 1 Line them up and shoot through them.
        Step 2 Move the person in the back to the front, and repeat step one.
        Step 3 Repeat step 2.
        Step 4 Beat the shit out of whomever's left.

        I would much rather do that to the cast of Jersey Whore though.

      • qwert

        i'd shoot andy 3 times…

  • MarkusBuster

    Is it wierd the one that scares me the moat is Kathy griffin? Her voice gives me nightmares.

    • MarkusBuster

      * most , ah hell !

    • Ryan Smith

      did you notice the set of testicles under her cheeks? wild

    • Average Chiver

      i still would.

    • AtotheJ

      I just don't see how people think she's funny. Her head is pretty long beneath that hair.

  • Pat

    #24 I wouldn't mind being stuck in Sarah Palin

    • V4Vendetta14

      You betcha!!!

      • DoomsDayDub

        Unless you're a 6ft.+ black basketball player, I don't know how interested she would be. Ole crazy eyes likes em big!

    • ROK247

      don't stick your dick in crazy. that being said, i would.

      • Brother Maynard

        Only if I could go ATM.

    • nathan

      i agree. this does not belong in this gallery.

    • josh

      yea…..she's definitely attractive. Plus she could teach me a lot about "geography"

    • alaskashot

      double tab…..first my gun…then a shotgun

    • P90

      Be careful you might catch a dose of retard.

    • Jason

      I'm for nailin' Palin…

    • db420

      I'd do some work on the Great Alaskan Pipe Line…

    • Rob

      Yeah, I totally would.

  • Laggard

    #5 Butt chin

    • vhr1904

      He is able to blow his nose and wipe his own ass at the same time. Mind F*d!

    • OneClownShoe

      Correction…Andy Dick wouldn't want to be stuck in a cage with ME. I would stab him in the eye with a spoon.

      • The_Dood

        That's all? I would rip off his arm and beat him to death with it. Then they can bring in Carrot top.

  • Dick Salad

    #2, #24, #25

    Sure why not

    • um_yeah

      #25 pedobear… did you change your name?

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        • POOOP


      • Anyhow

        I've seen her on Katy Perry Friday video and she has great big tits…

    • ssstoopid

      I'd like to be in CAGE MATCH with rebecca black. I'd like to beat that annoying bitch retarded.

      • Not Me

        someone beat you to it

    • myawfulroommate

      yeah, Kathy Griffin's stand up is actually pretty funny…plus she'd tell you the good stories that she can't say publicly.

    • Aaron

      Id hit

  • bobby

    how come there isnt a picture of erin willett on there?

    • Raymond Amoroso

      cause these are peeps you DONT wanna be stuck in a room with, when it comes to her lock me up & throw away the key

    • Juke NeZeer

      agreed. she'd be whoring for attention the entire time.

  • Vantriliquist

    How about rosie o donnell, or however she spells her name. ooh, that lady from that nanny show, you know with the brown hair and brown eyes. Yeah, that one!

    • V4Vendetta14

      Or almost the entire cast from The View?

    • p-diddly

      Fran dresser

      • Vantriliquist

        Thank you!

  • MacNCheesePro

    #13 Coconut crabs. People actually have them as pets in Guam. Like dogs. They put them on leashes and everything!

    • Dick Salad

      According to Myke Hawke they are pretty damn tasty too

      • HAha

        He said my cock!

    • LC

      hell to the no

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Never going to Guam, now. Thanks for the warning.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Fuck Me, that crustacean is fast .

      • Average Chiver

        i'll fuck you.

      • The_Dood

        Not when moving forward so much…

      • MacNCheesePro

        "STEP ON THAT FUCK!!!! LOOK AT THE BIG BUG!!! STEP ON THE BIG BUG!!!…..before he gets to the children!!" – George Carlin

    • Trollatc

      Easy to handle, if you know how. Those claws are strong, don't let them get hold of you. All over the place in the Marshal Islands.

  • Zedhere

    Jon "Bones" Jones …

  • os99

    #28 Fuck…That…Shit!

    • Zedhere

      If that shit was crawling on me, Id scream like a little girl.

    • os99

      Need more fire.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        We might not need fire if we could just get a BIGGER spider to eat these … oh, wait. Fire sounds good.

    • Franklin1138

      That's exactly what I was going to say. I'd take on the whole Empire myself before I deal with that shit.

    • Cedric Schlosser

      When I saw this one I just thought "Holy crap, why did I just take a look at this post?" and started scratching me -.-

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Hows about fucking…no?

    • yoav^^^

      i think bob has something against spiders

      • Chiefer

        This is just wrong on so many levels.

    • @ABQLifer

      Where is Delbert McClintlock (John Goodman) from Arachnophobia when you need him? Arrrrghh

      • os99

        Yeah, that's right…I'm bad.

    • Buford_Justice

      after seeing that I checked the corners of the room I am in

    • Poodle of Death
    • Stephen Gondek

      i think if you tried to shoot that damn thing it wouldn't die: just get pissed

  • wkdfrog

    #25 I'm not so sure, I reckon i'd enjoy teaching her the error of her ways!

    • TheBAMFinater

      Teaching her something…

      • TheBAMFinater's BF

        You tell 'em poopsie-kins!

        • R. Kelly

          #16 First lesson: Age ain't nothing but a number

    • um_yeah

      I don't get it, she is like 14 right?

    • ellenfan

      i would fuck the black off of her

  • saltygary

    I was thinking Nick Swardson.

    • Zedhere

      Don't give them any ideas about that again, please.

    • derp

      aw you beat me to it.

  • Dick Salad

    If you were stuck in a cage with this guy you could teach him a lesson

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Perhapsh Sean Connery could teach him a leshon.

      • Dick Salad

        I'd pay for ringside seats, that would be epic…

      • fool

        yeahhhhhh, i dont think he would….

    • Juke NeZeer

      yeah. i'd teach him how to get the job done next time so i wouldn't have to hear Rihanna's lame-ass "singing".

      • Mowwy

        I wish i could click on like about 1,000 more times. I'm not advocating violence against women but.. Rihanna deserves a good belt. (or 20)

    • Smuggler

      I would love to beat the shit out of this pussy.

    • Smuggler

      Just so long as I can do it from behind my computer desk…..

  • echogeo

    hmmmm…I thought about it for a second.

  • Paula_


    – the one you love to hate

    • Dick Salad

      No theres clearly someone here that wants to "jizz on paula hair" I'm sure he'd enjoy it…

      • Hey Paula! l

        #8 let's meet up soon!

    • Zedhere

      Depends, do you have a keyboard or not?

    • Pecker

      Shut up Paula!

    • Giferst

      why not?

    • NebraskaGuy

      Paula, I think that's the most thumbs-up I've ever seen you get!

  • billshakes626

    #16 Really? I would let him tell me stories in song.

    • R Kelly

      Could I pee on you?

      • Bear Grylls

        Shit ya!

      • Lauren Gentile

        Are you a seagull?

    • Kyle

      ya morgan freeman has the best voice, he'd tell dam good stories

  • Bonnaroo

    Kanye is a Genius, just ask him.

    • 80's Baby

      haha… Yeah.. And he will also tell you he is the Best Rapper Alive after he gets his head out of Jay-Z's butt..

    • TDub66

      I'd knock him the fuck OUT!

    • TDub66

      Just kidding. I'm only a tough guy on the internet.

    • fishdicks

      He's the voice of a generation

      • Blumpkin

        That's sad

      • Dick Salad


        he's the voice of degeneration*

    • The_Dood

      And he likes fishsticks…

  • Anon

    What about Bono?

    • @StrongAsMeat

      I'd love to be in a cage with Bono, the man's a legend.

  • echogeo

    Can we put #2 in with #1?

  • fibonacci5150

    #11, what's wrong with a little spiritual enlightenment and magic indian soul searching?

  • team_duzco

    #25 F*** I'd do her if I could.

    • Slappy

      I bet you could get away with some awesome dirty things in a jail cell with her.

    • Yessirr

      Did I miss something or isn't she 15?

      • Dick Salad

        Doesn't matter had sex?

        • Bongzilla420

          OMG, you just brought tears to my eyes.

      • Shant1k


      • Lobo

        who gives a shit? if i wanna do her, she's old enough. fuck the law.

        • ZachBob

          if she's old enough to be in a cell with me, she's old enough to get done.

    • Meh

      well when you do, that big prison guy called bubba will have fun with you

      • The Chivery

        Well obviously. That's why The Chivers are always on the look-out for underage girls to pick up, because they know it will inevitably lead to some hawt prison sex.

        Chive on!

    • Stan_Dalone

      as long as she doesn't sing

  • Dan

    I'd be fine with #7. GO STEELERS!

    • Zedhere

      That's because you're a guy.

      • Dan

        Like you wouldn't bang his brains at for a shot at the millions he has in the bank.

        • Ha.Ha.

          No, I wouldn't bang his brains out for a shot at his millions. You gay.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      It's scary to think of how long it took for us to notice that 'Roethlisberger' translates loosely as 'serial date rapist.' You'd think these kind of important bits of information would turn up during the draft interview process.

    • Mike

      Actually, I believe it is Ben that doesn't want to find himself in a cage with the Houston Texans defensive line. Get sacked sir.

    • Steamboat Willie

      Enjoy the rape.

      • The Chivery

        Since he's a Chiver, he most likely will.

        Chive on!

    • epayne73

      just keep him away from #25.

    • Lisa

      Ben doesn't belong in this gallery. He didn't do anything the hoe was trying to trap him, no charges were filed because she kept changing her story and even her friends said they didn't think it happened. GO STEELERS!!! This Pittsburgh girl still rocks her #7 jersey!!!

      • Ezhammer


        • Iddoher

          Lisa is rape bait. Moron.

  • Anonymous

    that would be hell.
    y not. she would be my bitch .hell yeah!

  • newscot

    #26 – Count Dracula?
    That's Count von Count aka "The Count".

    • Franklin1138

      Dey call him de Count because he loves to count things.

    • Bob

      I asked two different people, "Is this right?"
      "Yeah, Count Dracula, that's it"

      My brain tells me to just Google it, but than caves when it realizes there's an entire extra step that it has to take. Typical.

      • Chuck

        The count was Morgan Freeman. I want to be in a room w/ him.

      • Stan_Dalone

        That is the Count because he counts

    • stukesm4

      According to Wiki he's Count von Cunt.. .

    • hassssss

      fuck you, i would party with the count

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