Things that you never want to be stuck in a cage with (30 Photos)

  • Meh

    #5 Andy the Dick gave Phil Hartmann's wife the cocaine that made her lose her shit that one fateful night. She then went home, pointed a gun at her sleeping husband and pulled the trigger. The she turned the gun on herself and did the same.

    This guy is one class act!

    • Mrs_Conejo

      really?! that's horrible…

    • Brutal Deluxe

      What did you expect? He's A. Dick.

    • Tuff Guy

      He didn't snort the cocaine for her or pull the trigger…. He's known for much worse.

      • The_Dood

        Yeah, his comedy.

      • rabble

        I agree, I've done plenty of drugs and never once killed somebody.

    • Andy Dick

      Should have seen that comin'

  • Iam_Dave

    that would be hell!
    y not. she would be my bitch. Hell yeah!

    • Jacob

      She's ugly and probably wouldn't stop singing her stupid song. That's why.

  • Dunny_

    #5 ??

  • DBacks Fan


    Kill it with fire!

    • Stan_Dalone

      she's in love with herself

  • Biz02

    #4 – You can lock me up with JWOWW and Sammi all day long.

    • Derek Skinner

      You are a horrible person that I would wish herpes on, but judging by your taste in women…..

  • V4Vendetta14

    #20 Screw Man-bear-pig…I'd hate to be in a cage with Al Gore, and have to listen to him drone on about global warming…

    • Drewcifer

      Half Man, Half Bear, half Pig! = 150% DEATH!!!

      • Slappy

        I'd say he's half man, half bear-pig.

        • Steamboat Willie

          No, no, no.. it's half bear, half man-pig.

  • Bless1

    #19- skeletor

    • Paul Baumeister

      and just what the hell is going on with her left arm? Gaahhh!

  • Ben

    I could definitely go for some cage time with Palin, how comfortable a cage we talking here?

  • Verbal_Kint

    #2 and #24 I still would…

    • Derek Skinner

      *sigh* I hate to admit, but me too.

  • guy

    #2 I'd have to kill myself as fast as possible, she is horrible!!!!

  • nojoke420

    #28 Full…Body…Shiver

  • Tillman

    Rosie O'Donnell is missing from this list.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Did we really need a description for every photo?

  • Who?

    What the fuck chive? I log on to your site to see funny pics but im bombarded with a barage of pop-up ads before i can even click on anything, and then to top it off, when i finally am able to click on a certain category theres some more f’in pop-up ads that i cant skip or close. This is not the first time. Your i.t. Guy should be shot in the face with a sawed off twelve gauge point blank and then thrown into a wood chipper. Have a great day! 🙂

    • Tech

      Well if you dont use IE, you're good to go.

      FF and ABP gives me zero pop-ups

      • Stan_Dalone

        I use IE and get no pop-ups

    • Craigery

      What pop-up ads? I don't get any. Sounds like your browser is the problem.

      • Stan_Dalone

        he might have a virus of trojan in his pc

  • ????

    can we put them all in one cage and just chuck it out into the ocean.

  • ParkerBunnell

    #11… 10th layer of hell

  • Badness

    #17 #18 Looks the same to me.

    • jasgat

      Well played

  • Eric


    Mickey Rourke … That wouldn't be all that bad. He would be one of my choices for a barfight partner.

  • soda pop

    #28… what the fuck!?!?!?!?!

  • Derek Skinner

    #28 The English language fails horribly at describing the sheer magnitude of "fuck that shit." I don't believe there is a language on Earth, in the past or present that can adequately describe the level of "no" as relates to me being locked in a cage with that. If I survived the inevitable heart attack, which is doubtful, I am sure I would have unlocked some part of my brain that gives me super powers, and then you'd have one ruthless motherfucking super villain on your hands. I'm not talking mentally retarded take the hero prisoner villain either. What I'm saying is, I'd rather get punched in the balls every 20 minutes for the rest of my life, and three other reincarnated lifetimes than to be in the same fucking STATE as the cage containing the monstrosity that is picture #28.

    • POOOP


    • amrith777

      I concur unto infinity o.0

  • Coldzilla

    #17 and #18

    And here up to now I thought they were one and the same? o.0

  • Craigery

    #26 C'mon, Bob, you don't know the difference between a legendary literary character and a Muppet?

  • Kristi Farley-Cota

    #27 wtf ???

  • LC


  • Rick

    #25 wont be so bad, she can get it.

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