• http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    Wow, been a long time since I wanted to do that. Ze meds must be kicking in.
    Well done Marzo!

    – (Bob! Don't tell John, he'll kick me in the tits!)

    • Ronnie

      Paula ❤ Trollolollolololololo, hohohohohohohohohohohoho

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    OH COME ON!!!! Second even!? After 4 fucking minutes? You asshats aren't even trying anymore since you know I can be first whenever I want. Lazy asshats are lazy. And ugly.

    – the one you love to hate

    • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

      We're all still looking at Josee.

    • BulletproofMonk


    • ThinksPaulaisstupid

      You seem stupid.

      • Stan_Dalone

        I agree if she had any brains she'd be a danger to herself

    • Jeff

      Yeah you don't seem very smart.

    • Teófilo Athos Brauns


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=517297179 Juan De Dios

    mm naa i think the coolest one was the parade one with all the flash mobs and stuff xD

  • penguin slayer

    you sir win big time!

    • http://www.facebook.com/mcmansell Matt Mansell

      Sir, most excellent.


    Well done sir, other than the marriage part you got this completely right.

    • ROK247

      it's not too late – RUN!!

    • TheProfessor

      this is one of the best comments i've seen in awhile!

  • uberbrie

    Doesn't matter had sex

    • Married Guy

      Until he gets married….

    • Dick Salad

      Clearly a fake, you can tell because she doesn't bitch him out for throwing her chips all over the ground. Bitches love chips.

    • xaotikdesigns

      Dude probably got anal for this

  • billy9


  • Kyle

    They guy that did the movie preview wedding proposal puts all to shame… no competition. Flickering lights or a legit movie preview?

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      • Malkintosh22

        And MysteryGuitarMan's video.

    • StaticFX

      agreed… This was good, but not even close to the Movie Preview.

  • MRS H

    This just makes me hate my husband. He proposed to me in the car while he was driving. LOL

    • peanut3603

      Of course you would bitch, nothing is ever good enough for a woman.

      • Your Lord & Savior


      • llcoolranch


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Good thing you agreed as he would have had you leave the car that very instant, 55 mph or not.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Karl

        I wish your mom would have said no to what ever rapist fathered you.

        • Jack_LeMac

          I'm sorry Karl, but the logistics of that statement just don't work out.

    • Tuff Guy

      You could've said no.

      • Jak

        But then she'd have nothing to bitch about

        • Simon Phoenix


  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

    Cool…but not spectacle.

    • Dan

      You might not think it was *spectacular. But it was a spectacle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

    Like a Boss!

  • Win_All_Day


  • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

    'How'd the building guy know if she said yes or not? Howd they plan out when to shoot the fireworks and make the heart? Fake(?)

    • blake

      that emotions too legit.

    • J_Dub

      could just be watching through the window… doubt she would be jumping in his arms if she had said no…

      my question is how'd he get the lights to do that? I have a hard time believing it was people in each room flipping a switch

      • ROK247

        no really thats what it was. i read it on the internet.

        • 16inchzipper

          must be true

      • Moose33

        lots of building (including the one i work at) have the lighting system controlled by software

        • JDB


        • LiquidE

          I just wanna know if there were people workin when all the lights started to flick on and off. If they were and did not know what was going on I'm sure they were freaking out, that would be funny as hell to see, or had a seizure. Any ways mad props to oldude for thinking of a unique way of jacking up his life with marrage, JK,.

    • Blake

      Rule number 1 for getting married…don't propose to a girl if there's even a c*nt hair's chance of her saying no….

  • BiigJay

    this marrage brought to you by POPChips

  • Screwhead317

    thats pretty fucking cool

  • Yessirr

    That is impossibly cool. The fireworks thing was a nice touch…



  • Kampizi

    pretty lame……. why do women feel the need to be wowed by something grand? that just sets the stage for the rest of their life…. an expensive life

    • Bee

      Obviously it wasn't her idea. Maybe he just wanted it to be something different and unique. They seem like pretty down to earth people. Don't be so bitter because you are too lazy to think of something epic like this

    • BulletproofMonk

      That's like asking "why the ceremony when you graduate"
      It's a once in a lifetime thing, It should be memorable.

      • qwertz

        Proposal is a once in a lifetime thing? In the United States? With 50 percent divorce rate in first marriages?

        • SenorWilson

          Some one's bitter.

          • qwertz

            No, I'm not. In my country there's an old saying: "you'll know for sure that she's THE ONE only after at least ten years of marriage". Johnny Cash said once that separated bedrooms also can help. 😛
            Besides, if a woman you proposed to starts cheating on you, is it still once in a lifetime thing? What about death of your beloved one? You will not propose to another woman when you fall in love with her after some time?
            You don't know what the next day's going to bring, so stop blabbering.
            Remember, "You can run on for a long time, sooner or later God'll cut you down".

            And BTW, divorce rate in my country is 17% in first marriages. U mad?

            • TRON


    • moooo566

      So… you shouldnt do something awesome and amazing for someone you love?

      • Gentleman

        agreed. i wake my girl up every morning by fucking her in the ass and punching her in the mouth. i'm a sweetheart like that.

        • Jimmy C

          You sir, are a gentleman…and a scholar.

        • Dollar Scholar

          Still giggling over that one. Nicely played.

    • Chris

      It's romantic and awesome. Don't be so bitter.

    • Douche McFuckstain

      said the man with 3 different fleshlights

      • The Chivery

        Bullshit. Every Chiver has at least half a dozen.

        Chive on!

    • Zach D.

      u sir are a douche and deserved to be sad and lonely for the rest of you miserable life. do the world a favor and go shoot up some drain-o.

  • RamRod

    Quit cryin' and say yes already, jeezus.

    P.S. I hope my wife never sees this video

    • fed

      your wife should be happy with what you did. if she would complain about the epicness of the gesture, than you're probably better off. but sadly today romance is measurable: the most carats, the most flowers, the most people involved…

      • RamRod's Wife

        Babe, I just saw it, your onionring-simpson-like-proposal was lame… want the divorce…

  • sirforsyth

    If that's real, pretty cool.

  • KHfan4evr


  • PrimerGray

    If I knew how to coordinate that I would be getting chicks to do other things besides marry me…

  • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

    If that is real…that is unbelievable. Was it user-submitted, Chive?
    Such a thoughtful and intricate proposal. Dude's got friends in high places apparently. 😉

    • Myke Hawke

      If Ruth and I split up would you mind being in my next show? Man, Chivette, Wild…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Not user-submitted, stolen from Reddit, obviously.

      Anyways I don't want to marry you, I want to put you in a glass case with formaldehyde ❤

      – have a nice romantic spot reserved for you, next to the fireplace.

      • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

        You know what, after hearing everyone on base say the same thing about this site and seeing it posted here a lot… I'm starting to wonder about the Reddit thing myself. It doesn't really matter if they do or do not steal their stuff from Reddit, but you're probably right.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I don't have a fucking clue, just complaining about the reddit thingy like that dozen of asshats here that do so too all the time.
          It's a pointless discussion because: where do all those other sites get their content from? Right. Don't care where Chive gets it's content from; Chive rocks monkeyballs like no other site! And has charming Chivettes! ❤

          – the one you love to hate

    • MissChris

      Oh LG, I'd break up w/ my guy so I could be your girl! Then I'd propose real nice and we'd live happily ever after 🙂

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Nice try imitating MissChris, but… no Intensedebate profile? 🙂

        – the one you love to hate

    • Bob

      Friends in high places?? Dude knows a maintenance man or something.

      • Butters

        Although it's wrong, it was still funny

      • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

        …Meaning friends in the high rise (i.e. "high places") who helped him perform the light/word display.

        It was a joke.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I got it LG<3! I got it!
          Meow, pleasy lie down in this glass case… just to see if it fits, OK?

          – the one you love to hate

          • sixdeadelves

            easy Paula, you don't want to seam too eager. You'll come off as needy, play it cool.

        • Smuggler


    • Average Chiver

      my sweet Gentile, i'd give you the most unforgettable gift of all: AIDS through butt-fucking.

      • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

        She definitely would deserve with her "clever" (gag) comment.

      • KHfan4evr

        —- not cool.

  • sk8er boi

    dumb. she's a derp

  • German

    hats off to this guy

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