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This wedding proposal puts all others to shame (Video)

October 6, 2011 | In: Awesome, Beautiful, Interesting, Mind Blowing, Video

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This is Marzo’s marriage proposal to Lisa. Well done, Sir.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

FJJJIOIIIIAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSTT assssshats!!!1!

Wow, been a long time since I wanted to do that. Ze meds must be kicking in.
Well done Marzo!

Hugs,
Paula
- (Bob! Don't tell John, he'll kick me in the tits!)

Ronnie

Paula <3 Trollolollolololololo, hohohohohohohohohohohoho

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

OH COME ON!!!! Second even!? After 4 fucking minutes? You asshats aren't even trying anymore since you know I can be first whenever I want. Lazy asshats are lazy. And ugly.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

We're all still looking at Josee.
BulletproofMonk

TROLLOLOLOLOLOLO
ThinksPaulaisstupid

You seem stupid.

Stan_Dalone

I agree if she had any brains she'd be a danger to herself

Jeff

Yeah you don't seem very smart.
Teófilo Athos Brauns

PAULA, I LOVE YOU!!! MARRY ME!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=517297179 Juan De Dios

mm naa i think the coolest one was the parade one with all the flash mobs and stuff xD
penguin slayer

you sir win big time!

http://www.facebook.com/mcmansell Matt Mansell

Sir, most excellent.

NYCLIPPER

Well done sir, other than the marriage part you got this completely right.

ROK247

it's not too late – RUN!!
TheProfessor

this is one of the best comments i've seen in awhile!

uberbrie

Doesn't matter had sex

Married Guy

Until he gets married….
Dick Salad

Clearly a fake, you can tell because she doesn't bitch him out for throwing her chips all over the ground. Bitches love chips.
xaotikdesigns

Dude probably got anal for this

billy9

Awesome!
Kyle

They guy that did the movie preview wedding proposal puts all to shame… no competition. Flickering lights or a legit movie preview?

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

Malkintosh22

And MysteryGuitarMan's video.

StaticFX

agreed… This was good, but not even close to the Movie Preview.

MRS H

This just makes me hate my husband. He proposed to me in the car while he was driving. LOL

peanut3603

Of course you would bitch, nothing is ever good enough for a woman.

Your Lord & Savior

AMEN!!!!!!!!
llcoolranch

lmao!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Good thing you agreed as he would have had you leave the car that very instant, 55 mph or not.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Karl

I wish your mom would have said no to what ever rapist fathered you.

Jack_LeMac

I'm sorry Karl, but the logistics of that statement just don't work out.

Tuff Guy

You could've said no.

Jak

But then she'd have nothing to bitch about

Simon Phoenix

Agreed!

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

Cool…but not spectacle.

Dan

You might not think it was *spectacular. But it was a spectacle.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

Like a Boss!
Win_All_Day

pro
http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

'How'd the building guy know if she said yes or not? Howd they plan out when to shoot the fireworks and make the heart? Fake(?)

blake

that emotions too legit.
J_Dub

could just be watching through the window… doubt she would be jumping in his arms if she had said no…

my question is how'd he get the lights to do that? I have a hard time believing it was people in each room flipping a switch

ROK247

no really thats what it was. i read it on the internet.

16inchzipper

must be true

Moose33

lots of building (including the one i work at) have the lighting system controlled by software

JDB

Yep
LiquidE

I just wanna know if there were people workin when all the lights started to flick on and off. If they were and did not know what was going on I'm sure they were freaking out, that would be funny as hell to see, or had a seizure. Any ways mad props to oldude for thinking of a unique way of jacking up his life with marrage, JK,.

Blake

Rule number 1 for getting married…don't propose to a girl if there's even a c*nt hair's chance of her saying no….

BiigJay

this marrage brought to you by POPChips
Screwhead317

thats pretty fucking cool
Yessirr

That is impossibly cool. The fireworks thing was a nice touch…
MIIIKE

HOOOOOWWWW HEEEE DOOOO THHHHAAAAATTT???????
Kampizi

pretty lame……. why do women feel the need to be wowed by something grand? that just sets the stage for the rest of their life…. an expensive life

Bee

Obviously it wasn't her idea. Maybe he just wanted it to be something different and unique. They seem like pretty down to earth people. Don't be so bitter because you are too lazy to think of something epic like this
BulletproofMonk

seriously?
That's like asking "why the ceremony when you graduate"
It's a once in a lifetime thing, It should be memorable.

qwertz

Proposal is a once in a lifetime thing? In the United States? With 50 percent divorce rate in first marriages?

SenorWilson

Some one's bitter.

qwertz

No, I'm not. In my country there's an old saying: "you'll know for sure that she's THE ONE only after at least ten years of marriage". Johnny Cash said once that separated bedrooms also can help.
Besides, if a woman you proposed to starts cheating on you, is it still once in a lifetime thing? What about death of your beloved one? You will not propose to another woman when you fall in love with her after some time?
You don't know what the next day's going to bring, so stop blabbering.
Remember, "You can run on for a long time, sooner or later God'll cut you down".

And BTW, divorce rate in my country is 17% in first marriages. U mad?

TRON

win

moooo566

So… you shouldnt do something awesome and amazing for someone you love?

Gentleman

agreed. i wake my girl up every morning by fucking her in the ass and punching her in the mouth. i'm a sweetheart like that.

Jimmy C

You sir, are a gentleman…and a scholar.
Dollar Scholar

Still giggling over that one. Nicely played.

Chris

It's romantic and awesome. Don't be so bitter.
Douche McFuckstain

said the man with 3 different fleshlights

The Chivery

Bullshit. Every Chiver has at least half a dozen.

Chive on!

Zach D.

u sir are a douche and deserved to be sad and lonely for the rest of you miserable life. do the world a favor and go shoot up some drain-o.

RamRod

Quit cryin' and say yes already, jeezus.

P.S. I hope my wife never sees this video

fed

your wife should be happy with what you did. if she would complain about the epicness of the gesture, than you're probably better off. but sadly today romance is measurable: the most carats, the most flowers, the most people involved…

RamRod's Wife

Babe, I just saw it, your onionring-simpson-like-proposal was lame… want the divorce…

sirforsyth

If that's real, pretty cool.
KHfan4evr

cute!!
PrimerGray

If I knew how to coordinate that I would be getting chicks to do other things besides marry me…
http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

If that is real…that is unbelievable. Was it user-submitted, Chive?
Such a thoughtful and intricate proposal. Dude's got friends in high places apparently.

Myke Hawke

If Ruth and I split up would you mind being in my next show? Man, Chivette, Wild…
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Not user-submitted, stolen from Reddit, obviously.

Anyways I don't want to marry you, I want to put you in a glass case with formaldehyde <3

Hugs,
Paula
- have a nice romantic spot reserved for you, next to the fireplace.

http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

You know what, after hearing everyone on base say the same thing about this site and seeing it posted here a lot… I'm starting to wonder about the Reddit thing myself. It doesn't really matter if they do or do not steal their stuff from Reddit, but you're probably right.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I don't have a fucking clue, just complaining about the reddit thingy like that dozen of asshats here that do so too all the time.
It's a pointless discussion because: where do all those other sites get their content from? Right. Don't care where Chive gets it's content from; Chive rocks monkeyballs like no other site! And has charming Chivettes! <3

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

MissChris

Oh LG, I'd break up w/ my guy so I could be your girl! Then I'd propose real nice and we'd live happily ever after

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Nice try imitating MissChris, but… no Intensedebate profile?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Bob

Friends in high places?? Dude knows a maintenance man or something.

Butters

Although it's wrong, it was still funny
http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

…Meaning friends in the high rise (i.e. "high places") who helped him perform the light/word display.

It was a joke.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I got it LG<3! I got it!
Meow, pleasy lie down in this glass case… just to see if it fits, OK?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

sixdeadelves

easy Paula, you don't want to seam too eager. You'll come off as needy, play it cool.

Smuggler

lame.

Average Chiver

my sweet Gentile, i'd give you the most unforgettable gift of all: AIDS through butt-fucking.

http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

She definitely would deserve with her "clever" (gag) comment.
KHfan4evr

—- not cool.

sk8er boi

dumb. she's a derp
German

hats off to this guy

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