Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (37 Photos)

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  • Anonymous

    not first

  • matty

    Chive, I'm hoping for a #21 Chivette 'o the Week if you'd be so kind.

    And good day

    • Horndizzle

      I second this motion.

    • snacksnack

      say what?

    • Stan_Dalone

      Erin Willet I believe

      • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

        How did you figure the last name.

        "Impressive"

      • BakedGhost

        uhhhh no thats not erin willet

        • Nick25

          ok if it isn't her then who is it?

    • BRD

      I think I'm in love

      • tralfaz

        Thank you Eddie Money.

    • http://www.facebook.com/elloarch Roger Flores

      that looks a lot like the room from my dreams

      • Siddy Boy

        gay.

    • LawlessVictory

      A beautiful woman who wakes up in the morning and still looks that unbelievably nice is truly one of the reasons the world is an amazing place to live.

      • Lauren

        wakes up…..and puts on make up : /

        • Simon Phoenix

          obviously……

          • Biggus Diccus

            She'd wake up with my dick in her mouth

    • Frankee

      MOAR!

    • truthserum

      very cute yes, but that is so CHIVE to say shit like, "just woke up" – may as well just say "god, how can I be so damn beautiful and sit so casually even though I've just woken up?" or some other crap like "Erin – gal loves her poptarts and beer in the morning while watching Saturday morning cartoons".

      Show her with her face looking all fugly while she is straining to take a dump in the morning – she still looks hot – THEN you get my vote.

    • anabanana

      "just woke up" with make up yeah right

  • frank

    not first

  • jbail

    First!

    • agonystes

      Nice attempt though. Wait, no

  • jasgat

    #33 Awesome week Chive…

    • Broseph Stalin

      Those are some hard core chivers right there….

    • SimonDPieman

      Surely that Chive Pint glass has to be in the chivery before the years out?

      • josh

        and the custom cornhole set with bags

    • Lotus

      This week was ok. Awesome hump day, but the DARs were pretty bad.

      Especially this one, it needs more "Chive On" slogans and chive merchandise plugs. Screw that funny stuff and randomness crap, right?

  • mark tyler

    #33

    I want that bags boar-WTF??

    • Jive

      Cornhole!

    • https://www.facebook.com/kurt.mcleod Kurtis McLeod

      Do want! =O

  • Stan_Dalone

    #1 gotta love a woman who can hoist a beer keg

    • Blumpkin

      I would definitely buy her a beer (keg).

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Wouldn't it be better if she can fuck like a rabbit?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Guesty

        Stan up there likes his butches husky

        • CallingItAsIseeIt

          Guesty, why don't you knock off the trolling everyone's comments?
          I notice you always seem to have some smartass comment to make and it's never funny, and no one ever agrees with you, as demonstrated by all the thumbing down you get.

          Get a fucking life, you moron!

          • Guesty

            Recheck my posts, I get mad thumbs. Also, fuck you. And, all my shit is funny. Why don't you climb off that white horse you internet avenger, go back to rubbing your nuts while looking at internet pictures, telling yourself that one day, you will go outside and meet a real girl. One day.

            • Guestyfucker

              For someone who constantly tells people they should "get a life" and "go outside and meet a real girl" you sure are on here alot.

              Maybe you should take time out of your busy day of picking your nose and sticking it behind your ear and take your own advise

              Nothing worse than a hypocritical asshole

              • Guesty

                Says the guy replying on a weekend…
                M-F 8 to 5 for me. But I'm the hypocrite.

          • Charlie Surf

            Wrong. He's one of the few commentators on this site that I DON'T think is full of shit.

            • Mofo

              Well then I guess you and Guesty are cut from the same cloth.

              Just you wait, one day he'll forget you and troll you just like he does everyone else – I've been here long enough to know he's a complete ass.

              • Charlie Surf

                …..So? I just agree with alot of the stuff he types. We're not blood-brothers. You're taking the whole thing way too seriously.

                • IamManyNames

                  No, I'm not. I'm just saying there are classifications of people, and Guesty fits into the 'troll' catagory because he hardly ever has anything nice to say. He zeros in on specific people and leaves comments like the one above, where he says StandAlone like husky bitches. See now, that was uncalled for, and unwarranted. There was absolutely NO NEED for that kind of comment, and it stands to reason then that he's trolling.
                  If you agree with him, then you join the troll, simple as that.

            • Foosbah

              2nded.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          What he likes most is nagging. In fact I'm surprised he recognized a woman in that photo.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • snacksnack

            are you a dude?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Well, let's start that discussion for the 86th time, OK?

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – the one you love to hate

    • Homesick

      Thats "FLBP" worthy but for the wrong reason

  • http://www.Jackelmoto.com Jackelone

    Chive on!, Now I'm going back to dyno'ing a motorcycle

    • SwingoutScott

      What bike?

  • Nesbit Faulkner

    Late DAR is better than no DAR. Kinda like late AIDS is better than no AIDS…

    • Clapatitus

      not sure if being funny or serious

    • I_am_elf

      so to summarise, you'd rather have AIDS than not. Nice.

  • Jak

    #18 God bless you!

    • Dirty Dingus

      I'd like to subtly do some things with those boobs as well.

    • R2G Fan

      More women should follow your example. You are lovely, BTW.

    • for realises

      You are indeed lovely and not to rip on you by any means, "subtlety" is the key word, for sure….

    • RicH

      MOAR subtlety please…

    • k-9

      i enjoy your work

    • Seth

      Dibs!

  • Bobby

    first!

  • Stan_Dalone

    #37 WIN!!

    • Buster Nutt

      #37 Mission Accomplished

    • Lulatsch

      she looks like Angie Varona.
      I know its not her, but she looks kinda like her

    • paul

      Made me smile

    • blah

      weird how she gets more attractive in better light, first time I've seen it

    • Stinky Cologne

      fap fap fap

    • Hand of Fate

      Definitely would love to see more of her (#37) and #21!

      • hMMMM

        Making out. We'd like to see them makIng out.

    • Nashty

      Holy crap I went to high school with that girl. And/or her twin. Srsly, they are literally identical twins. And I know how to properly use the word 'literally'.

  • riley

    #31

    I looked longer than I should at that. I'm 29 years old and i don't care

    • Stan_Dalone

      can't blame you she is cute

      • Guesty

        Compliments hot girl, don't know whether to thumb up or down…what to do…eh, fuck it this dag needs to know he sucks.

    • oughtnot

      Don't worry about letting your stare linger on that photo. That's Mary Elizabeth Winstead and she's 28 yrs old now …. no worries.

    • Just a Chiver

      Mary Elizabeth Winstead – This is the scene from Death Proof. Oh, and she'll be 27 next month.

    • Dylan

      So am I – she was 23 when that photo was taken (not to mention hot as hell), so no need to be embarrassed

    • Tre

      Thought it was Winnie Cooper (Danica McKellar). No idea who this chick is.

    • os99

      Don't the two women in the film leave her to get raped?

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        The three other chicks left her as an insurance policy, after quipping that she was a porn-star before they left. So basically it's implied, but technically it never happened.

        • Danger_Pat

          Not sure why that got a thumbs down, because that's exactly what happens in the movie.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Isn't she the cheerleader from GRINDHOUSE?

    • its_forge

      That sir is the most gorgeous Mary Elizabeth Winstead who is currently 27 so you haven't a thing to worry about. She is the woman who should be getting all the roles Megan Fox used to get, because she's far more beautiful, a VASTLY superior actor, and as an added bonus she has an IQ probably in the high 150s, so she wouldn't be boring to talk to either.

    • http://www.facebook.com/roncancio Ronnie Roulette Roncancio

      Mary Elizabeth Winstead

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    Don't worry #31, you are gorgeous. Happy friDAR everyone! #37 Smile on.

    • Stan_Dalone

      my two favorites of the day

  • Ling

    #16 looks like dave grohl

    • AnthonySyl

      i thought the same thing

    • Zach

      That's because it is Dave Grohl

      • ale

        then that´s awesome.

      • Anon

        if I could meet any musician it would be him 😀 Jealous. Even being photobombed by him would be so awesome.

        • FFFFFFKKKKKKUUUU

          Lame!

          • wrong title

            agreed.

      • Dan

        Same feather tattoo on the left forearm, him for sure.

    • NOOT

      Grohlbomb'd

    • guest

      Mos def Dave Grohl! I was there that day at the apple orchard. They were supposed to play 4 or 5 songs. Instead they played an hour and a quarter! GREAT SHOW!

      • shoop de doop

        where's mos def??

        • vegeta

          haven't you heard? he isn't mos def anymore.

        • Harry Carry

          why u no watch colbert report the other night? He and Talib Kweli were on

    • For realsies

      Is it not? I seriously thought why it was posted…but then again, I'm kinda dumb.,, 🙂

    • fore skin

      bestestestest photobomb ever

  • RamRod

    #21 Again. Me + smile = wrecked

    • NME

      I'm going out on limb here, but this girl is too fucking hot. Don't know how to process it.

    • pete

      those green eyes

    • ChivingHonorably

      let's rape that shit fellas…..give her the old Chive Ho!

    • dude

      Just woke up? Sure… no ones eye liner smuges or fades when sleeping nor does lipstick.

      Fking poser.

  • orly

    #33

    after you're finished snuffing out that intern, send me the bags board plz

  • cmon

    I might be first. but i won't make a big deal about it

    • cmon

      damn you chive and your teasing. by first i meant like tenth or some sh*t

  • SwingoutScott

    #21. I would move heaven and earth to have that to wake up to. WOW.

    • Stan_Dalone

      If I woke up to Erin Willet, I would think I died and went to heaven

      • Troll of Truth

        This chick puts willet to shame.

        • the truth

          2nded. Erin Willet can't hold a candle to this girl's farts.

    • buzzkill

      and she sleeps in full makeup!

    • Mowwy

      Yeah she's hot but, why do women pretend like they don't try? she sleeps in makeup? Or are we supposed to think she's not wearing any?? and tell me she doesn't sleep in a bra… uhh.

      • Simmer Tyme

        agreed. i do get sick of the bullshit……

    • http://twitter.com/SmoKeMonsTreSs @SmoKeMonsTreSs

      Im sorry, this is not how girls wake up in the morning. These are the girls giving us normal chicks bad names. She has full eyeliner on, Even if you sleep in your make up you dont look like that…I call liar! Also, she has to be like 18 so that helps. What about love for us over 25 and pretty normal/awkward women?

  • L_E_Ott

    #26 now he has it all again

    • STOLEN ASS

      THE GIRLS ARE DRINKING BEER AND YOU GOT ON SOME TIGHT SHIRT AND A FEMININE DRINK.
      WAY TO GO.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

      Pull yourself together Mac!

    • sixdeadelves

      isn't he always standing creepily in the background?

    • TDChiver

      Where can we get those beer glasses?

  • Çreep

    #37 did the trick for me

    • Eddie

      Those eyebrows are killer.

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      Reminded me of the Lohan pic…

  • AnthonySyl

    #15 Mario on vacation?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=789493862 Scott Hark

      He is called the prince, from Carlsbad. He used to drive around in a purple limo.

    • Seangoloid

      Hahaha… this is in the last city I lived in. That guy used to drive around in a purple limo and try to recruit chicks for amateur porn.
      This brings back memories…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512921631 Teresa Wood

        its prince reza! lmao.

        • Yoselahonda

          I wonder what the Persian equivalent to Mario would be? It's more hilarious in the summer when he walks around with his shirt off and you see that his upper lip has more hair than the rest of his body combined.

    • BearOnStilts

      Yes, everyone with a moustache is Mario.
      ¬_¬

    • https://www.facebook.com/mike.ervin Michael J. Ervin

      That is Prince Reza in Carlsbad, CA he is a local celbrity that pic is on Coast Hiway!! I know that guy!

  • Robi5150

    #1 The perfect woman?

    • Anonymous

      Isn't the fact that they held a woman's keg throwing contest on a downgrade a little condescending?

      • Teh Terminator

        why? they are the inferior gender in everything. except blow-jobs.

  • herbie hancock

    #24 well hello…and happy friday to you!

    • R2G Fan

      That is a perfect ass.

      • Frankee

        But where are the boobs?

  • NebraskaGuy

    #1 The time-honored Keg Toss, a popular sport in Canada, as is tradition!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

      Is it wrong that I want her to hit that dude in black?

      • Stan_Dalone

        nope it's all good

      • sixdeadelves

        he shouldn't have been standing there

        • NebraskaGuy

          Lol … spoken in true Adam Sandler style … I love it!

    • Teresa Cummingham

      The fact it originated in scotland with the boulder toss, and later with the barrel toss.

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