Portraits only a mother could love…or not (29 Photos)


  • Andyyyyyyy

    #23 I cannot work out how long his head is

    • da2conan

      Funny thing is, this guy probably got sooooo much ass in the 70's. You don't get a grin like that without something going on!

    • oliverklosov

      Is it a conehead?

    • darryl hall

      i've been looking for Oates…

    • bababooey

      fafa flofly

  • Still_Counts

    #7 O_O

    • dashete

      Probably the first time they heard they're related.

      • thom

        Every one of these can be captioned: "I am so high right now."

        Go back and take a look with that caption in mind.

  • Anddy

    #27 is pretty damn awesome, if you ask me

    • TheRealSnowman

      Duckfacer in the making….

    • ...

      Nobody asked you.

    • Jay

      this girl…..this girl started the duckface, initiate Skynet and send a terminator back in time to take her out. Save the human race from this douchebaggery that will ensue in coming years….

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #16 you are feeling sleepy

    • mike

      No no no, beermonkey you obviously do not have a nine-year old daughter. That is the exact look of contempt all girls that age give when grown ups do or say something that does not directly involve you doing or buying something for them, seriously. The photographer has probably said something like "say cheese" then caught this example of childhood "anyoneover15isoldandknownothingism" at that exact moment when she is thinking "LAME" and producing an epic eye roll and probable tut to go with it, either that or she found dads stash!

      • LuvH8fulChix

        For some reason I forget to breathe when I read this ^^. Anyone else read it in a fast-talking-annoying secretary voice?

        No disrespect to Mike.

        • xXbeermonkeyXx

          yes, and its still awesome. thanks mike for the insight on pre-teen life

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    • colombianchiver

      cool story bro

  • Lukenessmonster

    Well okay then. Silly humans.

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  • Nathan_Wind

    #9 I swear I saw this guy riding a fixed gear over by Birds on Franklin just this week. Damn Hollywood hipsters.

    • superpooper

      I had hip pegged as the windowless van type

    • PappyCrux

      I was thinking it was Jamie Hyneman's high school yearbook picture.

  • Todd_A

    #3 – Wait… What?? The whole family shows up for my denta visit? Who had this??

    • GoPhillies

      The kid in the top left looks like Buzz from Home Alone

      • Pablo3520

        Ha, I thought the same thing!

  • Todd_A

    Really?? Dad's shorts are killer!! Awesome!!

  • Guest

    #5 "Quaaaaiiid………"

    • Negron

      Clutch Total Recall reference.

      • Meh.....

        2 weeeeeeeks……….

    • derp

      …Start the reactor. Free Mars…

    • asdfsadf


  • Elliot

    #25 kesha?

    • Ha.Ha.

      i actually thought it was a dude?

    • B For

      can't tell if…

    • guy

      Keash is a dude!

  • Shortie

    Not sure if #5 is shopped or not, I feel it could be 😀

    • NebraskaGuy

      Yes, because the entire premise of the photo wasn't creepy enough, lol!

      • sukit

        Looks legit?

  • bigcat72

    #20 "we decided that we didnt want kids, so we got all these birds instead!

  • http://twitter.com/Glueman71 @Glueman71

    Oh dear…

  • http://www.facebook.com/doron.haviv Doron Haviv

    #10 This whole post is possessed!

    • ichioni

      i just thought it was Humpty from Digital Underground before they got big with the song "The Humpty Dance" and hopefully way before he got busy in a Burger King Bathroon, but prolly not cuz it looks like that may have been where he prolly worked at that time 😛

  • dashete

    #29 That's a lot of deep-seeded family issues to manifest itself in one photo.

    • Trueno

      FIND HER on the right!!!

      • bstills

        Find her in the middle!

    • PappyCrux

      Dad wears his his lederhosen everywhere.

  • Stan_Dalone

    #12 that poor little kid will be terrified of the Easter Bunny forever

    • Big Sir

      That ain't no Easter bunny.

      That's a horrifying white dildo with bunny ears

    • NebraskaGuy

      Must be a hipster Easter bunny with a stache like that 😉

    • Master_Rahl

      that's a sinister looking bunny. every Easter that kid will wake up screaming

    • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

      That's Pedo-Bear's cousin … Pedo-Bunny!

      Seriously Chive … not cool.

      • 09ik


  • Slow

    #2 Capturing the Friedmans…. a documentary about an alleged child molester.

    • Smuggler

      I knew I recognized that photo.

      • mbomb

        F'd up, just watched in on Netflix last night. One f'd up family, weird and twisted.

    • DIme

      The kid that is next to the dad works as a clown.

  • HSoup

    #11 You can see the echoes of "But if she's holding flowers, I WANT TO HOLD SOMETHING TOO!"

  • Andy

    What a bunch of hipsters

  • huh

    the hairstyles here explain the hole in the ozone layer.

  • ohgodtheperms

    the hairstyles here explain the hole in the ozone layer.

  • KneelB4Zod

    #9 Myth…BUSTED!?

  • LawlessVictory

    #12 really amazed me in every way possible. It's interesting, it's terrifying, it raises at least nine significant and substantial questions, and it's confusing. Genuinely amazing.

    • aaron

      deserves to be analyzed by someone with a degree

  • Future Marty

    Ahhhh, the 80`s…. What a horrible decade.

    oh, and FIND HER!!!! #26

    • MonkeyMadness

      The 80s was an awesome decade!

    • coco

      Draw me like one of your french girls

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      FOUND see Paula

    • Bluto

      I swear I went to school with each and every one of the people.

      • Rhayzor

        Little Miss Sunshine…

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