The highest insured body parts in celebrity history (22 Photos)

*NOTE* Some of these insurance policies have been adjusted for inflation. Most notably the older celebs.

Via gawno


  • MissChris

    #3 and #8 WELL worth it!
    #14 How do you insure a smile?

    • Matt Nowak

      how do you actually insure any of this shit???

      • Master_Rahl

        glad you articulated that thought. I've been trying to wrap my mind around the whole concept and still can't make sense of it. Granted, if I had deep enough pockets, I would try like hell to insure some of those sexy ladies assets 🙂

      • Oltimey

        You can insure anything you want. The problem comes when you try and collect on the policy. Think your insurance company is a prick when you try and file a claim when your car gets back into….

    • da2conan

      You know you did a google search for #3

    • MonkeyMadness

      If she nicked herself shaving her legs… does she get to collect?

    • MAX_POW

      #3 ornela puts to shame almost everyone in hollywood today. She was damn hot man!!! (and original)

    • Guest

      2 words "Skate" and "board"

  • jason

    #22 buttocks

    • Matt

      looks like the price and the picture were adjusted for INFLATION! BOOM! ROASTED!

    • DarkPrince

      Oh my god, Jennifer Lopez singer has $300 Million Buttocks,
      Where does she keep them?? 😀

      • Katoun

        In the…;)

    • Calin Chifor

      this is idiotic. assume something happens to her butt and the insurance company has to cover the "repairs" to a max of $300mil. where is the money coming from ?
      it's from you people !!

      • Waylon

        You mean you won't be contributing?

  • echogeo

    And worth every penny.

    • kyle

      she is an annoying bitch. hump day posts puts her to shame

      • Ha.Ha.

        yeah right j.lo would shit all over humpday with her beautiful anus

        • Dick Salad

          her anus? You know your talking about the actual cornhole right? The part of the ass that turds come out of… You think her anus look the best O_o?

          • the other Jen


    • Hunter X

      Yea, I kept going through them thinking, ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous, and then JLO. Ok, I'll admit- THAT's a 300 million dollar ass.

      • bdg

        I only have 20.00,but could I get a grab?

    • Yuri Azambeyov

      Are you crazy? You know that underneath that must be like Mordor. No one should dare walk into that. Gross. FAKE, and gross.

      • ale

        I am only allowed to put you a thumb up, but I give u more if I could. I hate JLO

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #19 Bruce sux!


      NO YOU SUCK!

    • @Italybittaly

      I know, his brother Brice is way better 😛

    • BaJezzus

      You die! You die and go straight to Hell!!

    • DirtyNJ

      Watch it guy. NOBODY, talks about the boss like that.

      • Jerseyboy

        Not everyone in NJ has terrible taste in music. Bruce sucks, and his voice isn't worth shit.

    • Eric

      Great song writer, below average singer. It's the truth people, get over it.

      • thom

        America hating douchebag.

    • black27696

      Did you just insult The Boss?

      • the other jen

        he sucks. get over it.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I agree, I never have liked him.

    • Meh

      Shannon Coverdale = Dirty Old Man = Average Chiver = Douche bag = Sucks

    • boogermyster

      yea, he is the boss of poop.

  • Dick Salad


    • Meh

      … Yes?

      • Dick Salad

        Missed you and was wondering how you been? Haven't seen you trolling much lately and just wanted to make sure your ok.

        • the other Jen


  • bob

    #7 #8 worth it!!

    • Dick Salad

      #8 They smell like Seal… nothxkbai

    • myawfulroommate

      as with most of these the insurance policies are very specific, like when Rhianna or Heidi Klum were doing razor commercials, they insure their legs so that if they get cut while filming the commercial they can be compensated for the loss of work they'd have.

  • jasgat

    #12 Is that what they are insured for or how much money she spent on them?

    • Dan

      Those were natural. She has actually had them reduced in surgery.

      • Dirty Dingus

        They took it out of her tits and mashed it into her face. Have you seen her lately? Yikes!

    • thursday'sFIRE

      Dolly's all real man

      • Evil Dung Beetle

        Sorry, I'm confused. Is that "all real *comma* man" or "all real man"?

    • Foundbygoogle

      This was a while ago, and people will probably vote me down or still say it isn't real, but here ya go.

    • ballstein

      nobody answered the question.

  • chicago

    calling State Farm right now to get body part quotes…

    • ARS

      call lloyd's of london

  • stew

    i love Brice Sprinsteen way more than his cousin Bruce. much better signer

    • Ha.Ha.

      apparently, Brice's signed memorabilia is worth a little more, too.

  • Dan

    No Troy Polamalu? His hairs insured for $1 Million.

    • Ian.

      i wish he (or someone) would just cut it off

  • dcquik

    time to cash in on a few of these i think

  • Dick Salad

    Why am I most aroused by this pic…. *sings* she's got Betty Davis eyes….

    • Ha.Ha.

      whack face is whack

      • Dick Salad

        You sound like a Nicki Minaj fan and worshiper. Most of the chivettes on here couldn't even mash up to Betty's classy sex appeal.

        • Ha Ha

          "most"? try none. fuck fanboy bias.

    • Master_Rahl

      sort of the grandmother of the pouty lips. (this pic isn't a good example, but it's true)

  • jroc

    just post the SC already… .

    • BaltimoreChiver

      Patience is a virtue my good man. SC is always worth the wait.

      • Raunchy The 1st

        yeah, 'cause there's nowhere else on allll the internet to find chicks garnering for male attention by posing in their underwear, amirite?

        • Jessica

          Can't deny that it works, my friend.

  • Bigwillie


  • spellingbee

    #19 , Brice? must be bruces brother or fdoppleganger

    • Dave

      fdoppleganger? Must be a doppelganer's brother.

      • CuriousGeorge

        Doppelganer? Must be a doppelganger's braterf.

        • NJF

          Braterf? Must be legit.

  • feltsy05

    Who is the judge when the singers who have insured their voice start sounding like crap and want paid.

    • purvieWRX

      its not about sounding like crap, insurance covers for injury to the body i believe

  • Bigwill

    #22 is one expensive piece of ass

  • Jex

    #17 This man is better than me.

    • Master_Rahl

      is it time for a refund? his voice isn't holding up too well with age.

      • Bluto

        Yeah, can't believe no one has made a claim against that policy yet…

  • Beer man

    first…… I dont know what that means I just see people do it alot and I wanted to be included with the cool kids

    • Green

      You have to be the first to comment. And it's dumb anyway.

      • blub


  • Niudgc

    Jennifer Lopez's butt is worth $300 mil? I'm going to hold that shit for ransom. If you know what I mean.

    • Tootsie Pop

      agreed. i'm gonna cut it off, and keep half of it in my dresser-drawer.

  • Shawn Bell

    Time to grab my machete and start holding body parts for ransom….

  • lfsg

    #7 she should have the most expensive pair of legs of all the list

    • Gimme Some Curves

      no, she shouldn't. her legs ain't all that(especially by celebrity standards).

      • LeMac

        We must be seeing two different pictures

  • Zedhere

    #22 I dont get it, so if she loses her Ass, and insurance company has to pay her, her record label? Or what!?

    • Dapper_Dave

      I was wonder the exact same thing about this post.

    • Harry Carry

      I'm glad you capitalized Ass. Well done, Zedhere

  • hMMMM

    I guess if something physically happened to her face and can't smile the same way anymore? Shit, I have beautiful nipples. Does anyone want to insure me?

    • Gaylord Focker

      Can we milk your nipples?

      • Jack Byrnes

        I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

        • Average Chiver

          i'll suck all your nipples….

    • Dapper_Dave

      We'd have to see them first

  • 5..

    They forgot all the porn stars vaginas.

    • Master_Rahl

      seriously, priorities Chive.

    • Harry Carry

      vaginas, like cars, are hard to get a insured if it's been driven waaaaay too hard and have been torn up in the past

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