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Hot girls in the middle of nowhere (29 Photos)

October 8, 2011 | In: Girls, Hot Women

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Barrel in a Barrel

# 17 left side is GAPPIN! find her and get more!
Dave

#28 is seriously amazing. Def one of the better middle of nowhere's.

Ghost in the Machine

Total agreement. Sometimes I like the internet and sometimes I hate it but today because of #28 I mostly like it.

Zdoc

I mostly like the internet…. mostly.

Go Riders

Douchette

0-0-

agree.
Ghost in the Machine

Really? Like that would be an issue? If Jessica Burciaga showed up at your door, you'd probably have a little accident in your shorts…
Ghost in the Machin

I mean, I don't KNOW, because I like dick. So I'm just guessing based on what my reaction would be to Justin Bieber showing up at my door…..

Ghost in the Machine

Ha, having to use my tag to try and voice your juvenile opinion, you don't even have the balls to put your own name to it, kind of makes it pathetic.
Ghost in the Machin

Everyone knows Lady Gaga tops the list of "Celebrities I want to take it in the ass from".

Ghost in the Machine

Wow, really, is that it? Bieber and Gaga? I expect so much more, to be honest I feel a little let down. Now it's obvious you could do with a boost to your self esteem, pause, try and think of something smart and witty and when you've thought of that, try for something even smarter and wittier; the kind of thing your friends will be both surprised and amused by. I want you to feel good about yourself.
Ghost in the Machin

Since I pity you, I'll give you this one for free: It's Bill Fucking Murray I'd want fucking my button-tight asshole. See? Now you missed out on your opportunity to feel good about yourself. I expected more from you *Le sigh*

Ghost in the Machine

You know what, I am beginning to doubt you but nevertheless try again but this time try and stay away from the predictable pitfalls often found within the common or cliché*. The fact that you've tried deserves a point, so it's not all bad.

* it means the impotence of an expression or idea through overuse.
Ghost in the Machin

Nevermind, I give up on you. I guess I'll just have to bait a homeless man under a high-way instead of on the internet. That should make me feel better.

Ghost in the Machine

God, I feel like a parent having to write his dumb kid's homework, if I've got to insult myself to get a half decent reply then so fucking be it. Just copy and paste it.

If I was looking for a suitable retort, I don't know, I'd maybe go for something like the following:

"It's opinons like that, from people like you, that make me want to change suicide legislation. Let's face it, it's not possible for you to contribute to any society in a meaningful way, it's not that you don't try but is that really enough?

Wouldn't it be better for you and everyone that cares for you, to just end it? Think of how much shame you'd spare eveyone in the long run, it's better for you and better for them. Think about it, it's never too late. They'd probably love you more if you were dead."

As a final note to round off this little tete-a-tete, nobody likes the lazy, not even the lazy; show some pride in your work, move beyond the predictable and that new territory you'll find is called "an identity." You are spent, this dialogue is over.

Rob

Jessica Burciaga
Tramp Stamp

Might as well be a bulls eye
http://www.facebook.com/kevinboutwell Kevin Boutwell

lanikai beach on oahu! a comon sight…

Scooby Doo

#17 far left = porn star-in-training

#22 ideal candidate for pro-creation

http://www.facebook.com/Cagekicker69 Paul Baumeister

Second from right = rockin the donk

phydor

great muscle tone in her legs

sixdeadelves

i thought the exact same thing for 17
oldboy

Agreed – Left is awesome and so are the next two – but the far right is a F-ing Mutant!
anon

yep, likes the anal1

random comment

two door cinema club
Dino The-dinosaur

#22 all the way

jhoratio

Fake
gutterville

Yep

Dan

#2 and #19, when I win the Powerball, I'll call!
Nick25

#1 love those legs and a great place to put your hat #22 wow just blew me away and made my day

Werzbo

Saw #1 on lucky cowboy.com

Stan_Dalone

#21 #22 my favorite girls #25 can water my lawn as long as she wants

EyeofRa

Anytime! -#25

chuck

#6
i would like to see you again on BYB tuesday.
Dax

#15 I've spent alot of time outdoors, but I've never happened upon something like this…….oh and #22 Holy shizzle!

Bear Grylis

You need to learn the special call. Having spent much time in the woods myself, I'll share the secret with you… It's the swiping sound of a credit card with no limit. Just one or two swipes and they come running. Sometimes they even wrestle.

Alex

moar #28,#29 please!! especially 29 she needs to be cloned!!
http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

I want to see the rest of the tattoo on #3
Jeff

#29 MOAR. That's one nice bathing suit you look a whole helluva lot better.

Jeff

Meant to say that's one nice bathing suit you make look a whole helluva a lot better.
Baas

My pleasure…!
http://impmagination.com/people/yasya.html

chiverMike

Awesome gallery. +1
Davidio

Very nice. Thanks for the link. Absolutely gorgeous. #29

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

#20 & #26 – same girl?

NebraskaGuy

I think you might be right

jasonsapunka

#7 One of them thinks it's Wednesday.

80's Baby

lol.. haha… Didnt get it at first then looks at the pic and started busting out laughing… nice observastion. I was like "What's this guy talking about??…… (sunk in)… Ooooohhhh"

lennie11

still not getting it…..help?

Stan_Dalone

all are on the backs or butts except one who is showing her butt or"hump" as in Wednesday is HUMP day ok?

Stan_Dalone

Well played

Bubba

Second that!

RichG.inIN

#6, #10, #12, #18, #19, #22 and #24 my favorites in this gallery.
Nick_FTW

#28
I'd like to be in the middle of nowhere with her
turbodude

Beautiful girl, beautiful photography !
#19
http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

#27 HQ please! ^_^

Beta

We haven't gotten the HQ photos yet unfortunately. Just the test shots from the photographer. There were some great shots in that shoot.

Rich

My Favorite from this set was #15
mooseknuckle907

I love hot girls in the middle on nowhere
mso4ivp

#21 GORGEOUS!!! #28 STUNNING!!!
Mattman

#5, I would love to see her face. http://thechive.com/2011/10/08/hot-girls-in-the-m…
Stan_Dalone

#27 nothing hotter or sexier than a hot woman in a button down men's dress shirt

NebraskaGuy

I absolutely and unequivocally agree!

magicman

#29 is amazing.

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