Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

#15

You, sir, are fucked.

#15 is great love the artistry #7 these commercials are great

#2 ……oh, my, god.

#20 is awesome

#21 is shopped, but for some reason it is really cool

#4 #7 #10 #16 All repeats!

#20 Well my childhood is now complete. Time to buy some hookers and alcohol.

#2 common sense- this guy has it !

the DMA is just full of great ideas today.. #1 #2 #5

#22
Perfect!

#2 if real… nobel prize is a must!

#1, #2, #5, #11 are freakin genious

#20, is amazing, Thank goodness!!!

#13: great Mitch Hedberg joke. Rest in Peace Mitch… Chive should have a Mitch Hedberg post. By far one of the funniest men to ever walk the earth.

#13 RIP Mitch!

#3 Melt in my mouth, not in my hand. Yum yum

#2 and #5 brilliant

#22

Nah. Nobody gives a toss when Americans don't like football. We just like when they do. V

#2 Mind. Blown. Why have I not been doing this??

i think i know the green m&m

#22 90 minutes, not 2 hours… not every FOOTBALL game ends in 0-0, in fact most of them don't… no we don't insist that you understand, you just don't… and last: twilight is gay, football is not. If you ever played the game it is suppsed to be played, you would know this. Fuck you.

#2 technically is TOASTED cheese, not grilled cheese.

#13 Mitch Hedberg was full of wisdom

#10 – WANT!!!

#1 Is……is that butter?

#2 – I actually did this all the time with my old toaster.