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Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Kyle

    #15

    You, sir, are fucked.

  • Stan_Dalone

    #15 is great love the artistry #7 these commercials are great

  • Randy c.

    #2 ……oh, my, god.

  • Anonymous

    #20 is awesome

  • Stan_Dalone

    #21 is shopped, but for some reason it is really cool

    • Luke

      It must be a need breed of Flat Shark, that can be fully submerged in a few cm of water!

      • Stan_Dalone

        need breed? or do you mean new breed

  • Alan

    #4 #7 #10 #16 All repeats!

  • Robozombiejesus

    #20 Well my childhood is now complete. Time to buy some hookers and alcohol.

  • http://www.boomtownradio.co.uk gifted_beatnik

    #2 common sense- this guy has it :)!

    • Fuck Off Trent

      tasty

  • moniesLOL

    the DMA is just full of great ideas today.. #1 #2 #5

  • mooseknuckle907

    #22
    Perfect!

    • mooseknuckle907

      Ouch must have some Twilight fans here

  • Bing

    #2 if real… nobel prize is a must!

  • Nate Law

    #1, #2, #5, #11 are freakin genious

    #20, is amazing, Thank goodness!!!

  • Anonymous

    #13: great Mitch Hedberg joke. Rest in Peace Mitch… Chive should have a Mitch Hedberg post. By far one of the funniest men to ever walk the earth.

  • MikeC

    #13 RIP Mitch!

  • justaguy

    #3 Melt in my mouth, not in my hand. Yum yum

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #2 and #5 brilliant

  • DoublePivot

    #22

    Nah. Nobody gives a toss when Americans don't like football. We just like when they do. V

  • MissChris

    #2 Mind. Blown. Why have I not been doing this??

    • Stan_Dalone

      sweetheart, the toaster turns off when on it's side. That is why they make toaster ovens

  • ben

    i think i know the green m&m

    • Kim

      yea, from the commercials and the bags of M&M's.

      pics or it didn't happen

  • Da Sandman

    #22 90 minutes, not 2 hours… not every FOOTBALL game ends in 0-0, in fact most of them don't… no we don't insist that you understand, you just don't… and last: twilight is gay, football is not. If you ever played the game it is suppsed to be played, you would know this. Fuck you.

  • Craigery

    #2 technically is TOASTED cheese, not grilled cheese.

    • Stan_Dalone

      technically it can't happen

  • MacNCheesePro

    #13 Mitch Hedberg was full of wisdom

  • Laurie

    #10 – WANT!!!

    • Stan_Dalone

      I like how you think

  • Landlubber77

    #1 Is……is that butter?

  • Bud Ugly

    #2 – I actually did this all the time with my old toaster.

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