Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

#1 if you have to use a sunscreen back roller because your so nasty no one would want to touch you to put sunscreen on your back…… you shouldnt be at the beach…. or in a speedo

I feel like an idiot for never thinking of this. #2

Dear Chive,

Can you pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee make some sweet fall/winter Chive apparel?

I'm talking hoodies & sweat pants.

Also. Chivette underwear.

Maybe some hats. Some cutely adorable winter hats. With pom poms.

Much appreciated.

Agreed on the undies! They dont have to be all skanky im cool with some awesome boyshorts i just need some Chivette stuff!! The Chivette shirts fell of the earth and we need more!

#2 has change my life lol. Why has the genius thought never came to me!

#6 is a Lee County Sheriff on their way to Fort Myers Beach.

#13 – Mitch Hedberg would be proud…

#2 genius!

#3 May I eat the red one?

Is that the chick from the exorcist?

#21 holy sh*t!! Thats a huge license plate on the car!

#18, michael bayless, i couldnt agree more, super CREEPY!!

MY BAD!! i meant #12

#22 hasn't read the final book… obviously.

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