It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (29 Photos)

For more, check out the great Very Demotivational.

  • vmax

    No, you're not first.

    • the professor

      thats true .. every one of these has been reposted waay too many times ..

  • Stan_Dalone

    #2 is all the motiviation I need

    • Patrick

      this made my day!

    • 340Swinger

      Not just pokin'. Also staring, holding, squeezing, and… a few more things that are fun.

    • Julie Rush

      them bewbs look barely legal O_o

  • Pookie

    #4 Getting tired of seeing this picture. Just sayin.

    • black27696

      Out of curiosity…does this meme actually have a name? I don't know what to call it.

      • Boom!

        "Bad ass baby, is badass"?

    • Parkatola

      Did anyone else read the caption and think E-I-E-I-O?


      I still enjoy it. Not piss my pants because it's so funny and new, but I smile knowing that while this one is still getting the job done a new meme is around the corner.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Chive doesn't like to stop until it has ran an image completely into the ground, making everyone hate it.

    • turbosmurf

      That's Putin when he was a kid.

  • Herp Derp


    Twins. It's like doucheception. A douche within a douche

    • Kcruz09

      The first one is missing the G in GTL.

    • guest

      They are regular Chivers.

    • The Chivery

      Still cooler than us Chivers.

      Chive on!

    • Nishtai

      The word "Inception" refers to the origin of an idea, not to the concept of a dream within a dream. So, your point is invalid. Chris Nolan is dissapointed in you for not paying attention to the movie

  • AssClown

    #2 I'll poke them all right, but not with my fingers…

    • Hey guy

      With your thumbs, then? That might be a little awkward.

  • oliverklosov

    tee hee i think i wet my pants. #22

    • Obvilious

      Is that what it is? I was curious if it was the web hands.

    • GEO


    • Biggus Diccus

      I was looking at the funky hand

    • Nefarious

      That smile on her face… its not right… its like she knows what shes doing.

    • D.J.

      There is something that looks like a gray face above the hand holding the other hand…Is this it?

      • Oliver Klosov

        Ah I see it. That's really creepy and could be IT!

  • guy

    #11 no way your sneaking up behind those guys!

    • Machinist

      "Your"? Really?

      • joex

        Don't you know that punctuation goes inside quotation marks? If you're going to try to burn someone, at least do it correctly.

        • gman

          not when you're highlighting just a word.

    • Owned


    • poo,p

      average chivers.

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      You could fly to Guam with those.

  • Stevie Jay

    #21 Hoverkiss detected!

    • jeralin

      Well I wouldn't want to actually kiss a mannequin someone left lying around either.

      • magicman5

        Wouldn't want to catch the Oompa Loompa disease.

    • FreakyBobo

      Wouldn't want to get a splinter.

  • directed

    #13 Comes short of being soft-porn! Good job Chive!

    • enough

      Mebbe he is not interested in anorexic underage sluts.

      • -090

        well that probably means he gets laid, and the chivers know nothing about that, so they wouldn't understand your point.

    • yaknow

      They look like dolls.

    • Allen

      Those are his sisters

  • dastlast

    I think they are the MUSCLE guys in the Mafia.

  • AssClown

    #12 Euler, the smartest scientist with a bent column…

    • amrith888


    • Jason

      I did a term paper on Tachyon theory, and I'll admit I didn't catch this one…

    • sam

      it still doesn't work. If the Neutrino can move faster than light then it would arrive at the bar before the bar man addresses it. Right? Unless I'm completely missing something…

      • Fish

        It's to do with relativity theory. As you approach the speed of light, time actually passes slower for you. Theoretically, at the speed of light this means time stands still for you – and if you go beyond, time goes backwards.

        Which is why going faster than the speed of light is impossible unless you're a neutrino, since the laws of physics appear to mean jack shit to a neutrino.

        • Fawx

          Which is why the punch line looks like its supposed to be the start of the joke. The neutrino is going backwards in time.

          • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

            This was the a great joke now that i know what the hell it's about. Thank you for all of those who contributed above!

        • Neko

          Your right on how time is relative but ur just proving the joke wrong. As long as the neutrino is going travelling near the speed of light but not faster, the neutrino goes into the future and the joke works.

          But if the neutrino goes faster, theories dictate it goes back in time so the neutrino should have walked in first.

          • Fish

            Dude, it's a joke. The science doesn't have to be exact.

        • Jesse

          Thank you.

    • bff

      Particle Physics gives me a hadron.

    • David Terry

      Ignoring all time/speed ish, the neutrino would have to be inside the bar at some point in time for the barkeep to make a comment on him. He can't make that comment until the particle is within the confines of the bar. At that point there is nothing the neutrino can do to have the barkeep say his line before he enters the bar, because he already entered the bar.

      Before I gave this thought, I found it funny and enjoyable. After giving it thought, I'm not sure if it makes any sense, even using time travel.

  • dastlast

    #3 my bad!

    • This....

      Your average Chivers.

      • Average Chiver

        nah, they're too cool to be chivers.

  • mee

    #12 BAM!

  • walkingtheriver

    #16 Coke. Because boobs.

  • Dapper_Dave

    #13 Maybe he's on The Chive

    • dastlast

      That would explain his precarious sexual life? Or what?

    • bazinga

      Obviously. Chive is where all the studs are. Brokeback mountain is their fav movie.

    • pl-0

      hanging around with nearly all dudes on the chive every night? yeah, that sounds like a chiver alright…….

  • uberbrie

    #11 Eli and Peyton Manning?

    • HawHaw

      Nope. Paula's brothers.

    • hahaha

      Inbred chivers

      • Logan

        You mean "average" Chivers.

  • blah blah


  • bdawoodworker

    The man on the left washed with new Tide Ultra-Clean. The man on the right did not. Which shirt has the most blood stains removed?

  • Dapper_Dave

    I call bull shit.

    I dated an Asian girl once for entirely too long, and she never caught on once how much I secretly hated her.

    • Asian Raider

      Me too! She was just bad in bed!

  • yup

    #29 the middle one is holding a sharp rock

    • john


    • Jason

      All that evolution, and we still find ourselves fapping….

      • snotrocket51


  • McBeastie

    You may want to re-think your decision to stop taking your meds.

  • third and long

    #22 that’s some freaky hand she has.

    • thetwistether

      .ignore the waterfall of waste trickling down those angelic thighs.

    • PooPoo

      wtf are you talking about? I don't see anything wrong. Are you referring to the bottom left, where her hand is being held by another, whom you can't see?

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        I believe that it was a reference to the chick on the left holding up the pee-pants girl. You can see her left hand, and it does kind of look like something is off. In these pics there is always something obvious that's messed up, but then there is something even worse that is subtle. I agree with the hand being messed up though.

  • Brian


    Jabba and Princess Leia's love child. What, you think he had her just hanging 'round in the metal bikini?

    • Yogy

      Anyone noticed "Missing cat"? Guess where it is!

      • Yogy


  • anyone?

    Looks like Channing Tatum and the Geico Caveman had kids

  • Chris

    #13 – You know how I know you're gay???

    • facepalm

      Wow how original. Take a bow.

    • Chase Patt

      unless the caption is, "my two sisters do inappropriate stuff in front of me"…

    • Cod Limey

      shut up, you unfunny/unoriginal cunt.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top