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  • Pete_Rock

    Keep practicing.

    • itsmeagain

      She is obviously a chivette

    • Chase Patt

      frosty is about to blizz all over the place.

  • black27696

    #9 What the hell is this doing on the chive?

    • Average Chiver

      i agree. it's not nearly lame and unfunny enough to be on The Chive.

  • @itsjaredlol

    #1 Is just a reminder of how fucking pointless and unfunny these are. Seriously, just keep saying "I have a weird boner" and all that shit. And the meta ones are beyond stupid. Remind me again why these things deserve their own post instead of posting tits.

    • tom

      If u don’t like it don’t fucking look at it stupid

    • AnthonySyl

      because if everyone came here for that, they would turn to the other 90% of the internet

  • Kyle Bartley

    Cool story bro.

    • you're mom

      Cool worn out comment, bro.

      • float

        you are mom???? do not get it….

  • bkfrijoles

    #2 *poke * *poke* *poke*

  • Stan_Dalone

    #20 I have the weirdest boner right now

    • Chase Patt

      me too, but that was from #28 ……awkward

  • Irishstephen

    #2 And that ain't all…

  • Dave

    #17. That is the button on her pants.

    • Captain Obvious

      Good call

    • Stephen Humphrey

      in the uk more likely to be a 10p coin if it was a coin

  • Slick_Nick

    #13 wanna know how i know you're gay?

    • Craigery

      Because he's not interested in watching two anorexic skeletons pretend to be lesbians for attention?

      • Slick_Nick

        Yeah 'cause he's not all bones himself :p Anorexic or not, you'd still do them given the chance, and besides it's just a joke.

  • headless

    #2 so are balls

  • Jbass

    #12 i don't ge– oh wait. — no, still don't get it.

    • Brian

      A neutrino is a electronically neutral particle, and they were recently clocked going faster than light, a challenge Einstein's decades-old conclusion that nothing can travel faster than light. If correct, it would basically change the long established law of physics.

      • Dolphonkey

        And hence, theoretically if a neutrino could indeed go faster than light it MIGHT (heavy emphasis) imply that time travel is possible, or at least that neutrinos do not necessarily conform to our linear perception of time. i.e., that they might be able to walk into a bar after the punchline to their own joke.

        • Clint Eastwood

          Grand Nutrino?

  • Shant1k

    #11 The ladies love them because they're good listeners.

    • P90

      I once met their mother and their sister, it was the same woman.

  • beefsteak

    I Ror`d

  • stuff


    You know, I'm not seeing it

    • floscar

      I think it supposed to be the wet legs. Maybe she pissed herself.

      • stuff


  • anyone?


    Looks like Channing Tatum and the Geico Caveman had kids

  • gyro


  • gdarkcloud

    Who / where is "He" in #13?

  • Asian

    Haha, that's kinda funny. Now if you'll excuse me I have more minds I must read…

  • acoustrix

    #4 best one yet
    #11 looks a lil like Troy Aikman

  • Allie Howard

    #12 #14 $15 made my day…

  • Guest :)

    # 13

    is watching the DAR

  • NobleIngrid

    my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here

  • dong

    #8 ill do it with a brown bag.

  • Isaiah

    #28 Reading dictionaries: You're doing it wrong… but it's funny.

  • carmine

    "Its because of the implications…"
    "… you keep using that word…"

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