Get low, get dirty and have a damn good time (32 Photos)

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  • Edmard

    lol 31

    • black27696

      *lol #31

      • snowbird

        His name is Edmard… Edmard? Anyone remember that Simpson's episode when Bart is looking for his name on the vanity plates and only finds Bort?

        • Lisa S.

          Can't talk, coming down…

    • 0948

      #4 wanted to be a Chivette?

  • Ace_Hood

    #6 Wise words.

  • Catherine

    #23 made me laugh A LOT!

    • Stan_Dalone

      watch out for the murdering shoes, it's a dead give away

    • TJ Logic

      Thats no turtle neck… Its called a "Tacktle" neck

  • Carlos Fingerbottom

    #23 He forgot the rape mittens.

  • Mr. Primal

    #30
    I think we're due for another redhead gallery!

    • theyellowfever

      Guess which one of my appendages she wingadium leviosa-ed.

      • Jack_Black

        Alex Sim-Wise! Must Google.

        • Jbass

          …but is she a porn star?

          • Darwin

            Not a porn star, but not opposed to taking her shirt off in front of a camera either.

    • Teaganz

      Go! Go! Gryffindor!

  • TruthComesOut

    #10 The part of Twilight they didn't show you.

    • fibonacci5150

      ya if u keep ur shirt on in that movie, then you can't wear a belt cuz ur gonna be somebodies bitch

    • StaticFX

      "I didnt know wolves were ball sniffers!!?"

      "…. wait a minute… is that you Jacob?"

    • You're Mom

      I wouldn't know, I'm a straight male. Never saw the movie.

    • Nick25

      bestiality?

    • attitude 2 spare

      God u guys are sad! Your so jealous of every hot guy you see because your a bunch of pathetic losers who can’t even talk to girls. GET A LIFE! Just because MILLIONS of people like something you think you have to a-holes and make fun of anyone who likes it. Grow up!

      • j_rizzo

        Woaaaaahhhhh, dial back the attitude, fella!

      • Underbaker

        Got a life, got a family, and we watched it to make fun of it on Showtime. You want to whine about something then whine about the quality of movies on Showtime. (But don't mess with Dexter)

      • TruthComesOut

        Shut up, Jacob.

    • Capt Stonewall

      another Twilight joke. how original.

    • Freddy Mercury

      gee, it's amazing how many of you(supposedly) straight men have watched Twilight. you idiots probably had a large hand in making as popular as it was, and you morons are one of the only reasons it's still talked about. i don't even know any women that talk about it anymore. just you guys on the chive.

      • AnthonySyl

        well said sir.

  • Sliik

    #12 Daily run to Paula's haggard backwoods trailer.

    • cubicman

      leave my baby alone

      • Nick25

        go whine somewhere else

    • Nevenem

      this is from my town on carnival, like halloween but in february… chive on from Zadar, Croatia!

  • womp

    #21 ah just like the good ol' days

    • Silentstatic

      Good ol' days?? How much Coke did your mom have to drink to have her breast milk replaced with coke?? is there such a thing a SUPER Diabeetus……

  • SignMeUpForTwo

    #15 No shit, Just like that?!

    • Big_Curt

      Deal of the day right there

    • Underbaker

      Yeah, but wait until you see the Store Owners Daughter they set you up with…

  • jpp407

    #26 12 flavours of dick, Sounds like a bukkake porno.

  • JosephPuglia

    #30 I'd love to spunk all over her face.

    • ThatGuy

      More eloquent words have never been said.

  • The Guy

    #10 Chuck Testa?

    • Turner L. Watson

      Yeah, you beat me to it!

      • Iz I smile

        No stop it. Shit ain't funny.

  • mooseknuckle907

    #4
    reminded me of the scene from The Boondock Saints.
    "Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you f**ked!"
    Rocco, The Boondock Saints

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      I will kill myself if you know that cat's fucking name.

    • Guesty

      worst movie ever

      • grimlock

        Um no. It's an awesome movie

        • 0948

          No, he's right. It sucks. Deal with it.

  • dashete

    #7 Coffee is for closers. But everything else belongs to Baldwin!

    • Guest

      Baldwin is a cunt.

      • Loops

        If by "cunt" you mean way more awesome than you'll ever be, then yes, he's a cunt X1000

    • Whubbsie

      who the fuck is tony glazier?

  • Doctwar

    #14
    I'm 'inclined' to believe that's Charlie Sheen
    hahahaha….*slowly realizing what a terrible call it was and falls into depression

    • dashete

      At least the pun was better than the vintage on that joke

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

    #31

    what the fuck this shit excists

    • Dan

      That's one of the things that helped bring about the FCC.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Look how happy that squirrel in the corner is

    • Stan_Dalone

      I bet this dates back to the 20's to 40's, just sayin it's old as hell

      • kevguy

        its recent, there are testicles drawn under the bar.

        • rogaine works

          that's right. testicles are a 21st century invention.

  • Dan

    #16 Everybody's happy!

    • jasgat

      Yeah but a whole lot of WTF going on…

    • lonin

      We call it "the ARISTOCRATS!"

  • theyellowfever

    #7 I guess Alec didn't learn from the last time keeping it real went wrong.

  • http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

    #28 Evolution: You're doing it wrong.

    • GodsServent

      Evolution doesn't exist! Read the Bible!

      • ass

        it's fiction

      • AnthonySyl

        the bible must be like the internet then, everything in it is true.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          Well played!

    • M.Loaf

      This looks more like evolution done right.
      Street-typing would be faster, leaving more time to watch out for manholes and oncoming cars. Somebody with those thumbs would be much more likely to survive than us normal-thumbed dinosaurs.

  • moniesLOL

    #12 wat

  • Iam_Dave

    #12
    That would be hilarious to see walking down the street. lol

  • AgentNXS

    The beautiful redhead @ #30 is Alex Sim-Wise. Used to see her a lot on G4Tv.

  • Nathan_Wind

    #23 You mean to say I spent $87 on these murdering shoes FOR NOTHING? Aww, fuck.

  • http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

    #17 his whole dance is pretty epic
    im gonna leave this (yelle- que veux tu) here, you can youtube it if you wanna, no ones gonna judge you….

    much

    • Spt

      he was more awesome on pop culture

      • http://www.facebook.com/frankthetankt1 Frank A. Alvarado

        Thanks for making me not do my work and going to watch these all day now.

    • Apple

      I believe my life has changed from this experience.

  • BillyBoy

    #30 – isn't that Alex Sim-Wise?
    http://www.frontarmy.com/girls/alex-sim-wise-ultr

    • dbolusaf

      i dont know who thumb downed that post…nice link

    • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

      Thanks.
      Icognito is your friend.

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