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I hate my job (27 Photos)

October 11, 2011 | In: FAIL, Funny

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Matador

#1 you seem to be enjoying your job.

you're mom

Like Mitchell from modern Family.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000486430436 Mo Swift Than Mimi

captain american is on a lunch break

oliverklosov

Me too!
DrLeppiwinks

#1 we do enjoy our job.

DrLeppiwinks

this is literally a daily activity for us… who can do something to get on theChive today
Matador

job well done

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

#27 Too funy

https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

Oh do i hate working with printers….
Biggus Diccus

Now I have a great line for the next time ours jams up
gyallis10

fellow jamaican on the chive. chive on from jamaica!
DeRaNgEd

did anyone else read this in a Jamaican accent?

INGLISH

THINK EVERYONE IS TAKIN PISS IN THIS THREAD
Lawndart

#9 Totally thought that was a vending machine at first glance. Now there's an idea…
Ahnold

#27 My job i repairing these piece of shits!!! I HATE IT!!!!!

Underbaker

Than Sir you have chosen the wrong profession, I love repairing all forms of IT equipment, its the people I could do without.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Your job may suck, I guarantee you I suck harder.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Lawndart

PROVE IT!! Please?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Damn, forgot to add '#16', couldn't edit anymore because some asshat replied already.

I'm hot, huh?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

NebraskaGuy

Lol the Troll got trolled!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

How is that trolling?
Anyway shut the fuck up or I'll go in to 'chatty mode'. You do NOT want me in chatty mode…

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Stan_Dalone

you don't get it we don't want you here at all so don't bother with your threats they mean nothing

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

How would "we don't want you here" matter to me? At all? Put on lipstick and get fucked mr. 'oh you so irrelevant yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah'.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Stan_Dalone

Well Well Well, It seems you don't like it when things are said to you that you say to people. Just remember that when you open the shithole you call a mouth. think twice before spewing bullshit

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

My shit kicks your shit right back up your ass.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Stan_Dalone

I know you don't realize how stupid, moronic and childish you sound, but don't let that stop you from completely making a fool of yourself . BTW I do expect you to get what little friends you have and the six PC's you use to vote me down, cause that doesn't bother me or stop me. have a great day rotflmao@ you
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

You don't get it. We don't want you here, at all, so don't bother with your threats they mean nothing.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate
Nick25

ok so you're finally hit childish 3year old evel how truly sad for you, paula get help
Stan_Salone

Hey Nick, before you buddy up with Stan there you may want to read some of his other posts. The guy if a fucking choad.
Auz_E

I prefer Paula over Stan, her comments actually make me laugh with my odd sense of humor and all :B
Anonymous

they are the same person

Holy Hell

#26.
About time you put your $.02 worth in.

Underbaker

Those look like racks I installed 12 years ago. Do the initial ITAC mean anything to who sent this in?

Zedhere

Sucky Sucky, PauRa_ rove you rong time!

you're mom

*two funny
Jen

#27 – haha
NebraskaGuy

#23 Let's see more of this girl, without the mask ….

NebraskaGuy

While I don't always reply to myself, in this case I'll make an exception.

… without the bra, too!

AssClown

*make an inception post…

https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

She should submit a gap-ception pic…

chicago

#23 she's a Chivette. so there, at least there's good company…
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

#26 OMG!! Floor model UPS instead of a decent rack model? Cheap asshats.

Hugs,
Paula
- the fail is strong in this one

PrimerGray

Looks like they aren't load balanced either.
Final

OMG. I just agreed with the troll of trolls. And so it begins. *sigh*

JAFitC

#10. Drape a piece of fresh toilet paper over the black globe containing the sensor. Remove when done and toliet will flush then.

qewrt

"…it has the opposite effect"?

….mmmh so shit goes back in?
Dick Salad

It's called a courtesy flush, everyone else appreciates it smelly asshat.
MEEEE

JAFitC = GENIUS

LC

#10 so it scares the shit INTO you? i don't want to know.
disastrash

#3 Now you're an unemployed lazy fuck instead of an employed lazy fuck.

the other Jen

u mad bro?

disastrash

hell no. that's one less piece of shit wasting their job by surfing the internet.

Flicka

agreed.

KenRayJen

#1 whats to hate
Cavok

#23 MOAR!!!! I’ll come work there if I can spend my day with her!!
Stan

I have one like #21… it's slow as sin.

Alp

it was the Laurentian Abyss

Stan_Dalone

#19 beat the employes till their morale improves

val

Fable 2 reference yes?

MissChris

I dunno, #1 looks like a pretty fun job to me. Whatever it is you're doing… Chive on Spiderman!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Where's the real MissChris?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

MissChris

This is the second post like that I've seen… Why do people suddenly think I'm not me?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Because MissChris has an intensedebate profile (last used 3 weeks ago, http://intensedebate.com/profiles/miss0chris0) that you are not linking to. Also your avatar is suddenly low quality and that's a shame for such a cute redhead <3

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Yep

Good eye Mac the Intern er I mean paula !
MissChris

OK, did I fix it?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

No, but if you are MissChriss (redhead <3) all you need to do is log in to intensedebate…

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

DrLeppiwinks

is that webbing on his computer, or is he just happy to the theChive girls?

winston002

#26 you have a failed battery on that 1400

the other Jen

NERD ALERT!

mike

#26….LOL, this is startlingly close to my NOC.

John

IEEE has a series of standards just for the purpose of avoiding messes like this.

Derbymon

I work from Home…
I own my own business..
I have the Worst Boss…
He's always there.

Coldzilla

Amen to that

And thats why I fire my sorry ass – every Friday @ 11:30

http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

#7 i prefer the Chive

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