Comedian yearbook pictures (23 Photos)

  • misschris

    #12 I bet he got beat up a lot. Actually, I kinda hope he did.

    • Bucky Jones

      He looks like my aunt Ester.

    • TooBlunt?

      His butthole definitely did.

    • OhSomeEvil

      ahh come on he's kinda funny… sometimes….

      • Jen

        he's never been funny, and i highly doubt he will become funny in the future. he's actually top-3 WORST. the last few times i've seen him, he's made a complete ass out of himself.

        • OhSomeEvil

          I'm standing by my comment and saying the Andy Dick show that lasted "a season" on mtv was fucking highlarious.

        • McBeastie

          He was funny on the short lived Ben Stiller Show. He really was.

      • IceColdBeery

        Think he is funny if you must. It was Andy Dick who gave drugs to Phil Hartman's wife right before she killed him. Though not directly at fault I can't help but let it color my opinion. As an artist and voice actor Phil was my idol….so I am of course biased.

        • ThatGuy

          Why because the drugs made her kill her husband? God you are retarded.

          • IceColdBeery

            Hey now!

            Don't get me wrong I am not anti-drugs. I love me my drugs. Never have the drugs I have taken inspired me to murder.

            Mostly internet posts do that.

    • Paula_

      You're…. BAAAACK!!! And now we know it really is you meow… you never know with all these trolls nowadays.

      Well done dear redhead ❤

      – the one you love to hate

    • SuperiorTo8

      How dare you Chive! Thats not a comedian

  • Joseph Moore

    #20 "Make sure the picture shows off my eyebrows, all 3 of them."

    • will


    • Buford_Justice

      real commendable cock broom

    • Woo

      go Big Red!

    • jakki

      Dam! he looks older in this college yearbook pic than he does now. Great job Steve!

  • Undershooter30

    #18 No fuckin way that is Russel Brand. Apparently that cocaine is a hell of a weight loss aid

    • GREeddy

      I googled russel brand just to make sure.

    • KyleGamgee

      That is just nuts, man.

    • Jen

      never lost much weight on coke, b/c as soon as you smoke to come down, you get the ILL munchies. of course you shit it out right after, but…

      • Mrs_Conejo

        alll righty then. Good. To. Know. o.0

      • Randall Gallegos

        your honesty when you comment makes me laugh everytime haha

    • alysinwunderland

      No wonder he's always trying to fuck everything in sight. He had some serious catching up to do!

    • R-Dub

      Actually it explains a lot about that douche.

      • kigero

        he used that picture in one of his stand up set when he was pointing out that he knew what it was like to be fat and have people take the piss

    • Jimmy C

      He looks like Buzz from Home Alone.

    • Bri Guy

      He's actually like 14 in the photo and he was heroin addict not a coke head. Rusty hated uppers

    • jakki

      good lord. that's all I can say about this.

    • crudpuckey

      Just ask David Bowie.

  • BoCo_Kid

    No way is #23 Zach

    • jamie

      thats what she said.

    • Undershooter30

      Yea i didn't see any resemblance between him or Brand. Maybe a touch in the eyebrows but that is it.

    • The Bandit

      …agreed, doesn't look like him, looks more like actor Cody Kasch (played a guy named "Zach" in Desperate Housewifes…don't ask me why I know, just google him…)

      • duffer

        The fact that you referenced Desperate Housewives makes your argument invalid.

        • Question_Mark_

          ^ This

        • The Bandit

          ….well spotted…I actually tried to refer to the fact I'm watching DH…didn't go very well though…I'm not born english-speaking, so much for an excuse….

    • BMS

      More like to Zack Morris

    • agonystes

      Its Zack, I had him sign a picture of it. The problem is he signed it "Feta Cheese" Still great.

      At the show, he walked into the audience and put his hand on my shoulder, then started yelling at my shoulder for touching his hand. I love Fat Jesus

      • Matthew Jones


    • unreal_vector

      The following url contains a pic that seems to be the missing link between Zach then and Zach now. So, yup, it could be Zach!

    • Yoselahonda

      Since when did he make it to high school? He keeps telling audiences that he failed Kindergarden because he couldn't spell his own name.

  • Stan_Dalone

    #8 Bill Fucking Murray Rules

    • Astandarski

      And awesomely handsome!

    • BillMurrayFuckingFan

      The text in the book actually said "Bill Fucking Murray"

    • Nah

      Would make a tight "BillFuckingMurray" shirt 2nd Ed.

    • Paul Harrah

      Wish we could get some first edition black shirts….. CHIVE, I know your holding onto them for yourself. Be a good sport and share.

    • Random_Things

      Does this photo remind any one else of the mad magazine guy, just a little?

    • Yoselahonda

      Looks like Tim Cahill of Everton FC.

  • Harmonica

    wow #18 and #23 blew my mind

    • texjosh

      My thoughts exactly…

  • Ferret

    #7 Eli Manning?

    • ManyFaces

      Daniel Tosh?

      • Nate

        neither…david letterman…cant u read?

  • Bucky Jones

    Wow #18 Russell Brand was fat. Now he's just a douche.

    • clenis

      and now he's banging Katy Perry, so I guess the fat kid did good.

      • ben

        downside- he also has to have conversations with Katy Perry, so I'd call that a wash.

        • Petey

          doesnt matter had sex

  • BSS

    Nice porn stash #20

    • Zedhere

      Hahahaha, I was thinking the same thing!

  • The Bandit

    #10 …looks a little like Dave Grohl…

    • Dolphonkey

      Holy shit you're right, something about the pic was bugging me and that was it!

    • Alisia

      looks like my sister haha

    • octoshark

      Alanis Morrissette

  • Dextuuur

    Poehler is a babe!

    • hMMMM

      no, she's not. can't imagine putting up with her everyday, she's one of the worst. not even funny, either…

      • Rob

        get the hell outta here.

  • Zedhere

    #20 Good call on getting rid of the 70's porno stache.

    • Jen

      think he would look awesome with it now

    • ummm

      it was clearly in '84…

    • ebits21

      Just looks like an evil version of himself.

  • The Distractor

    This should be good. I wonder how many times you will be brought up on your huge mistake?

    • dipshit

      Notice how quickly he deleted his comment to save his precious positive rating? GOD FORBID IT GET ANY THUMBS DOWN….THE HORROR!!!!!!

      • Undershooter30

        Nope just didn't want to disrespect the great Bill Murray. My Idiocy has nothing to do with his awsomeness asshole.

  • Bpierson85

    #18 and #23

    Apparently Russell Brand and Zach Galifianakis traded bodies when they became comedians.

  • bodhi1990

    #18 Brand looks like a bad Italian American sterotype

    • bodhi1990

      Maybe #23 Zach ate most of of him

  • Tuff Guy

    #2 Would have then and still would.

  • chicago

    #17 – Larry David …craziest change, looks like Steve Martin. #21 Tina, still would -then/now. : }

    • Tuff Guy

      Stress really took its toll on Larry. Look at that hair!

      • Maytrix

        I think Tina looks better today!

        • Simon Phoenix

          MUCH BETTER TODAY! Money, Spa treatment, and all that nonsense does MIRACLES.

          But fuck it .. I would then .AND NOW!

      • -0-09

        what about it? even at that young age, he's sporting something of a comb-over. you can tell he was gonna lose it soon anyway.

    • Short Bus All Stars

      dude….seriously hope you are kidding about you would be willing to hit that^ back in the day … she looks like the wicked witch of the west

    • John

      People do forget the fact that Tina Fey is actually very hot

  • McG

    #17 Larry David? Really? Wow! Time has not been kind my friend…

    • yo yo ma

      Seriously. He went from stud to well, Larry David. And me saying "stud" does not make me gay.

      • Guesty

        are you gay?

    • what

      Looks more Like a younger Rob Riggle to me

    • Jack_LeMac

      Considering that has to have been almost 40 years, I would say time has been more than kind; Larry's in damn good shape for his age

  • AssClown

    #9 I guess he did in fact not get any chin implants…

  • AssClown

    #20 Still looks the same…

    • boop

      i know, this almost looks like a fake photo done for a movie or something

  • NothingToSeeHere

    #15 Looks like he just jizzed in his pants

    • JT Mo-Nay

      doesn't matter. had sex.

    • HitOnDebraLikeABoss!

      The herpes are a nice touch too. Fuckin Debra.

  • Buster Nutt

    Sweet stache

    • Travis

      I know we can't tell for sure, but I'm betting there's a rat tail back there.

  • maggiemay13

    Damn, Bill Murray was a hot young man. #8

    • Sugar

      He is still hot!

    • Simon Phoenix

      Correction, Bill "MotherFucking" Murray

    • G_Funkatron

      Haha! Mags I'm totally friends with your kickass dog

  • GernBlansten

    #1 Well done sir, well done indeed.

  • Bucky Jones

    #23 Looks more like Zack Morris

    • Mito

      Doogie Howser

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