Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory

    First!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Try to be at least a little creative next time, OK meow?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • jpp407

        oh the irony.

        Hugs,
        Jase
        – the one who's not a troll

      • Guesty

        there's nothing creative about paulashe copies everyone then tries to take credit for it lame ass troll is lame ass

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Troll bait; I don't do that and you know it. I'm original.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • Guesty

            Fuck you, Paula. I'm a angry fuck and I love myself an angry fuck…with a dude. Geaux Penis!

    • woot

      OH THANK GOD BILL IVORY IS FIRST

      • https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory

        Thank You Woot. My life is void of joy and meaning, this simple act is the only thing that brings me any happiness. It's nice to know I have your support.

    • coffee

      Not first!

    • hMMMM

      guess Shannon invited his best friend

  • Gnole

    hahahaha how would you like to be the parents of #19 GOD DAMNIT MATHEW!!

    • Ashley

      Actually happened before in one of my schools, and coincidentally his name was Matthew. It was spanish class.

      • DonMaambo

        wow colleges are really cracking down on the fun…. too bad

    • RJM

      Happened in one of my classes too. Twice in fact. The first time no-one believed me. The second time… well… everyone saw

    • JHarris

      But the more important question… What does his teacher look like?

    • mattgn

      for the matthews of this world – if you dont like it dont look! lol

    • Guesty

      ok ok so it was me I admit it

  • Amelia

    #21 Oh god the hills really do have eyes.

    • Fish

      "The hills are alive with the sound of — Oh for fuck's sake, who's idea was that?"

  • Connah

    #2 most disturbing thing i've ever seen!!!!! until i saw #10…

    • dashete

      It's a shame. That poor kid probably gets told to shut the fuck up all the time

    • Anon

      Shopped to make it look like Steve Buscemi. The other, not shopped (unfortunately).

      • the other Jen

        she looks like fuckin snooki now.

        • dustin

          I'd say worse now because we know what she used to look like

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Some OMFG teaser screenshots of that Denise Milani sextape have been published. Finally seeing the goodies!!!: http://bit.ly/ou6w4C

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • boobs

      To quote that cop in Super Troopers: "Mother of God!".

    • Everyone

      Fuckin die

    • GlibTongue

      While I think that this is a shoddy attempt at trolling…

      If there's a site dumb enough to put up with you, there's a bunch of people on it willing to take a look at that link.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Just 120 clicks at this moment, but then again the US is just waking up… Will be a nice number by the end of the day 🙂

        So far 6.636 Chivers clicked this link: http://bit.ly/fTtVEr

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • punctuationcop

          6.636?
          1. only just above 6? i would've guessed a much larger number.
          2. is the .636 a reference to a child or someone with missing parts?

          • nananamatman

            dammit that is funny

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Argh, stupid foreigners… Over here we use the '.' where you use the ',', stupid, childish asshats…

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

    • Paaul's an idiot

      major troll fail

    • cubicman

      Hey Hunny :-*

    • Guesty

      you are so full of shit I am surprised the health dept hasn't picked you up yet

      • Jen

        talk about a bad joke…

  • maggiemay13

    I think I could laugh at #11 all day. Good thing too because #2 scared the shit outta me.

  • MikeOlmos

    #22 Woah!

    • houtini

      Welcome to the Internet.

      • Illicit-Weaponry

        No shit. That pics older than Paulas Gramps

    • Cattie

      Maine Coon Cats are awesome!

      • whosmike

        Wrong type of Cat, it is a Norwegien Forest Cat. Had one. They tower in size compared to a Maine Coon.

        • pablo the beaner

          im almost certain its a maine coon

          • disturbed

            Maine Coon… Have one about that size.

  • Insomniac

    I shall serenade your doom #1

    • Biggus Diccus

      Desperado 2-Knee deep in Shiite

      • reddcoyote

        I see what you did there…Very clever.

    • John Fogerty

      Down on the corner, out in the street, Willie and the Poor Boys are playing, bring a nickel, tap your feet

  • sparky

    #12 is awesome

    • da2conan

      I'm a big fan of this, all tattoos should be this creative, unless of course the kid in the bed actually has a tribal arm band we just can't see…

    • nerfherder

      Agreed. There are sooooo many ways the concept of this tattoo could have been screwed up, but the idea was captured perfectly. I wonder if its a page from a children's book? Awesome art.

      • http://twitter.com/latxxtal @latxxtal

        You're right. It's from a children's book, but I cannot recall the name. There was a post going around on tumblr with this photo, and the girl had written an explanation behind the tattoo. Unfortunately I can't find the post… Argh.

        • Matt

          I don't know if its from a children's book, but I was told by my mother that when I was a child I used to get really bad nightmares. She bought me a small stuffed bear and told me it was the "good dream bear." Had significantly less nightmares after that. Perhaps the girl had a similar experience and got a tattoo representing it. Might not be right but just my two cents.

      • http://www.syveldesign.com Luke

        Actually it's just a drawing by this artist. Although, this person changed the monster. http://begemott.deviantart.com/art/sweet-hallowee

    • Jay

      I'm not normally a big fan of tattoos, but this one was really well done.

    • Allison

      shes a friend of mine, her names megan.

      • Justin

        well she has an awesome tattoo go ahead and tell her that
        and from the side she looks beautiful :), for what its worth

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #1 I shall play you the song of our people.

    • RamRod

      It would be fitting if her was playing "Freedom" by Rage.

  • JimboIsMe

    #1 "Chick chicky Boom chick Chicky Boom!"

    • CubanPete

      Great movie and reference haha

  • Erik

    #23 isn't that what a high school diploma indicates?

    • dan

      no. it's what an mba indicates.

    • Yep

      No. First semester, first year college student. THEY know everything.

      • Truth

        Yup, but by damn we'll smoke enough pot to forget it all

    • Mike

      The dumbest I ever was, was the couple of years after high school when I thought I knew everything.

      • Slappy McGee

        No one knows anything until they have a law degree.

        • Steamboat Willie

          And even then they don't know shit.

    • Guesty

      funny he is talking to Paula

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #2 Sleeping with the lights on tonight thanks to this.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #11: bike thief or trainer?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Steamboat Willie

      If it's true is it still racist?

      • DrROBOTO

        only if they're black

    • Guesty

      isn't that you on the bike?

      • Fuck Guesty

        isn't that you in the gay club across the river?

  • gometsgo

    i loved #2 in blue velvet

  • OhOkayThen

    #1 rockin' the casbah

  • dashete

    #20 There should be a limit to your level of comfort while pooping. People take long enough as it is.

    • Chris

      Should be called the Hemorrhoid Machine

      • Sigh

        I have no idea what the hell kind of toilet experienses u two have hade befor, but let me just make it clear that if this badboy was installd in my bathroom i can promise you all that i would never chive anny wher els than ther!!

    • tylrd67

      You do not belong on the Chive with that attitude sir. Might I suggest a nice site like Disney.com? Comfortable pooping will trouble you no more there.

    • Anon

      I know what I want for Christmas. I could get a lot more work done.

  • Joe

    #16 That bitch couldn't handle this cock

    • Adam

      Mortal Combat… Finish him!

    • NebraskaGuy

      There it is, that was the perfect comment!

  • Steamboat Willie

    #23 explains the Occupy Wall Street movement pretty well.

    • mikey

      NAILED it!!

  • Iam_Dave

    #12
    cool tat.
    I like it.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yes, cool artwork but I don't think I'd want the damn thing permanently inked on my body!

  • Patrick

    #22 That is one big pussy

    • Patrick's Dad

      of course. knew someone was going to type this lame-ass comment. just disappointed it was you Patrick.

    • Guesty

      bout the size of Paula's

  • Andrew

    #17 i'm out.

  • Lia

    #10. Does. The girl just have no friends left? Her body shape is fine…as long as she’s happy with it, but there are some outfits that the less than svelte shouldn’t wear. She’s definitely wearing one of them in this pic. The facial expression is also most unfortunate… Maybe if she had chosen a different hairstyle.

    • Anon

      Dee Snider of Twisted Sister called. He wants his look back.
      Seriously, I watched the movie Burlesque yesterday, where she looked VERY hot in some of the scenes. Now she looks like the second coming of fat Elvis. Time to get rid of the nasty hair extensions, drop 25 pounds and stop making weird facial expressions when singing. You can't stay a diva looking like this hot mess.

    • Ling

      i think it's the messy hair and puffy constipation face that is so off putting about this. the body isn't bad at all. if she wants to wear leather leotard and fishnets, by all means flaunt it, but her head is so wonky it makes the rest of her seem gross.

      • the other Jen

        do you not see her giant FUPA????

    • panama99

      I thought it was Cindy Laupner for a second……

  • JMikeH

    I have never understood leaving the stickers and tags on a hat trend.
    #8

    • Stick

      Status symbol.

    • Nick25

      suppose to be gangats?

    • Uh-huh

      Because those who wear flat-brimmed ball caps and leave the stickers on are all stupid lemmings and slaves to trends.

      All they have to do is see some low-life rapper wear something stupid or idiotic in an attempt to be 'original' and all these stupid boot-licking wannabees join in and copy the act.

      It's pathetic as fuck!

      • Dick Salad

        I always assumed it was so their cheap asses could return it later or something…

        • dustin

          Sounds like a Scumbag Steve move…leaves tag on brim, returns 3 months later "It's not my size"

      • The_Dood

        Remember the band-aids on faces about a decade ago? Perfect example.

      • Red

        Uh-huh: Well said dude, well said.

    • tralfaz

      Modern day Minnie Pearle.

    • jdfish2279

      Same reason they pull it over their ears.

    • G-Unit

      it's so that we can let everyone know it's an AUTHENTIC, on-field cap, not the bullshit the majority of wiggers wear in the rest of America. NYC FTMFW BITCHES!!!

      • Slappy McGee

        It stemmed from inner-city kids keeping tags on their hats and not breaking them in to show everyone how new they were. The idea was that if they could afford new hats, they were really doing it right. As we all know, anytime young black men do anything, wiggers steal it. Therefore, white Everlast-looking mother fuckers now wear their hat brims flat with the stickers still on.

      • herbie hancock

        whats that i smell? ah, racism. its racism.

      • G-Unit's Dad

        who gives a crap what other people know/think think about what you're wearing?

    • geez

      I take off the sticker, but leave on the circle 59fifty sticker, Why? you ask, because fu*k you, that's why.

      • G-Unit

        sticker was never taken off, just a cheap hat.

      • Bud Selig

        not all New Era caps have the black sticker, only the authentic on-field caps do. They produce cheaper hats that are lower quality, which only come with the 59 sticker in the middle.

    • Denarius Jonez

      Haters gonna hate. I bet you wear your pants around your waist too.

      • Steamboat Willie

        I bet you wear yours like you just got done getting raped in prison.

  • bigcat72

    #17 What did I just sa….. OMFJEEZUSRUN!!!!!

    • whatev

      very similar to what i was thinking.
      "who the f… oh shit!"

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