Why Subaru has trouble selling cars (16 Photos)

  • daniel


    come on, Subaru, get it together

    • shwan

      dudes got his camel tail showing.

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        How gay of you to notice.

    • Eric D

      Subaru is a company geared toward women. Their target consumers are women, not men. So this kinda makes sense.

      • teh dude

        stupid comment. Bulk of sales are based towards snowy areas in the U.S.
        And of course to street racers and people who know that the WRX is the most badass rally car on the planet.

        • gyro

          Lancia 037 is still and always be the most badass rally car on the planet.

          • Dimitris

            Not even close….

    • Yann

      We have this kind of shit on our roads in France !! ….fucking lame !

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yeah, a Mitsubishi Evo is still way faster.

      – the one you love to hate

      • DrROBOTO

        I knew you were a fucking guy. case closed. And peugot makes the best rally cars.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Oh come on! Peugeot make transportation devices, not cars.

          – the one you love to hate

  • misschris

    #6 Yep, add to cart. Oh the car? Yea, the car is nice too.

    • real talk

      take ur picture down.. ur kinda scary looking

  • jasonsapunka

    #11 I can see her… dress.

    • Dude man


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    • lulz

      you mean her "birthday suit"?

    • Maximiliaanvdv

      69 likes gigity

  • YesMa'am.

    #11 if every dealership had a hot girl with a see through dress on, chances are id be walking out with a car…and a boner.

    • Dick Salad

      hmmm I wonder what she looks like naked… oh wait

    • Guesty

      just b/c a hot girl is selling the cars doesn't equal you having $ in your account.

      I'm sorry, I'm such an ass….I'm trying to change but when you love cock as much as I do…

    • quickr

      only with a boner, no money for car 🙂

    • Jester

      "id be walking out with a car" Why not drive out?

  • chiverMike

    Keep the cars, I'll take #11

  • zanno

    find her !!! #11

    • joe

      I just made a couple of people pissed because they thought this reply was of her name

      • j-roy

        Nope, I laughed. Any self respecting Chiver would!

      • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

        You got me, but I'm not mad at ya. Just disappointed in you. Like your parents.

  • Tuff Guy

    "At Wilkens Hyundai and Subaru, we have Hyundai's and Subaru's. Hehehehehehehehe." – Peter Griffin

    • Pistal Pete

      Let's play some footboooooooowwww

    • Mito

      Shipoopy, Shipoopy, Shipoopy, the one who's hard to get.

  • dagleja3

    #11, #12, #13 – Need MOAR pics of this girl!!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I don't see any VPL's either.

    • Rufio07

      Need more of that dress!

      • TheChipification

        See how the guy in #13 is trying to hide his boner?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    I'll take #3 please

    • Chris

      find her

      • Franklin1138

        Agreed. #3 needs to be found. The car she's modeling with is an Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione concept, so I'm sure we could find her through them. Unless someone knows of an easier way…

    • Jen

      sort of looks like Gwyneth Paltrow. And shut up, Shannon it doesn't matter what you want you are a fucking creep.

      • HST

        Jen, I find you emasculation of Shannon…awkwardly erotic.

  • Patrick

    Well played #11

  • loveSubaru

    The name of this post is funny because Subaru is one of the best selling cars in the world right now. In fact during the big meltdown with car companies a few years back, Subaru was one of only 2 companies that turned a profit in the US all year.

    • Dick Salad

      I heard once you go BMW you never go back

      • the other Jen

        id like to put money on the fact that men that drive subaru's get less ass. if you are over 30, please do not drive a souped up subaru. at least in the US.

        • thom

          Here in Seattle, they are called Lesbaru. By even the most liberal people.

          • chucklechuckle

            Les-U-V here on the east coast

        • G-Unit

          somebody's a gold digger…

        • Chuck Taylor

          I'm over 30. That car is a lot of fun to drive and affordable. Not to mention AWD. Subaru makes a good car. Maybe the lesbian granolas and the rich college kids are on to something. Ever think of that?

      • dungydouche

        No, that's BBW

    • Subaru

      You obviously drive an Outback.

    • Blumpkin

      Hey, if you like subaru's I got this piece of shit I'll sell you for 10 grand. Car? No it's a turd

      • DrROBOTO

        when the sti came here every spoiled brat college kid in this town owned 1…couldnt throw a rock without hitting one. i dont know if it's possible for a car to sellout but if it could, the sti would be the korn of the car world

  • AssClown

    #16 Just put a pair of tits on him and he'll do just fine…

  • Zedhere

    What Cars? Oh, yeah… that one sucks #16

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  • dungydouche

    No, Subaru has troubles selling cars because the world's lesbian population is in decline.

    • Slappy

      It's hard for lesbians to make babies.

      • dungydouche

        If not impossible.

        • V4Vendetta14

          I guess a withdrawal from the sperm bank and a turkey baster don't do the job?

          "We're going to need some sperm and an applicator shaped like Jodie Foster's knuckles."
          -Family Guy

          • dungydouche

            Well that's not exclusively "lesbians making babies". That's a lesbian and some random guy who jerked off for $50. Details, details….

      • Panda

        I think you'll find that it's all the Heterosexuals that are having the lesbian babies.

  • Daniel

    sweet, Alfa Romeo = AWSOME

    • R-Dub


  • Coldzilla

    #11 Nice headlights

  • Norman Borlaug

    If they threw in a goat and Axel Rose's greatest hits, then I'm buying one!

    • Jak

      Well you're in luck because axel rose blows goats in his spare time. And all he has is spare time now.


    #15 if i saw her id buy her for 15mins payin bie check

    • sukabagodix

      Maybe you should save your money and buy a dictionary pal.

  • Greg

    That and most Sabaru owners drive slow as shit in the passing lane oblivious to the world around them, that and it also doesn't help the the stereotypical drivers of Subaru's are lesbians, and not the lipstick type either.
    (my lesbian friends bought one so they could fit the stereotype)

    • Lisa

      LMAO, I just bought an Outback and a woman in the office told me they were big lesbian cars. LOL, she said all I need is a kayak on the rack. I just like it cause of the all wheel drive and it's not boxy like a soccer mom wagon.

    • Maynard B.

      Well, say what ya like, but my wife (yes, a traditional marriage here) has an Outback wagon, has a lead foot, and doesn't hog the fast lane. The car has 207,000+ miles on it and it runs like the day we took delivery on it. The fuckin' beast will simply not die. Ogle the spokesmodels if you like (I know I do), but the bottom line is, the girls don't come with the cars.

  • chicago

    GOD-DAMN #11 and #14

    • DoomsDayDub

      #14 – Miley?

  • Head Chef

    #13 That Masserati is Butt Fugly!!

    • mike

      Honestly, it kind of is..

  • 16inchzipper

    #11 & #12 MOAR111

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=825925444 Mike Keller


  • Iam_Dave

    nothing like security to break up crowds. good move subaru!

  • dave

    having an ugly car isn't helping them either.

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