You eeeeeeeidiot! (30 photos)

  • Honk

    #28 Atomic headslap

    • AssClown

      *atomic penis

      • wewantneweditors

        repeated so many times all over the interneti have it memorized..

    • Petey

      mega facepalm

      • markie_ni

        Perhaps an "Atomic Ass-Slap" would be more appropriate in this case?

  • @TwistedTool

    #30 failed oh-so-epically!!

    • Firefighter23

      I whip my hair back and oh my god my brains!

    • Eyeskin

      Dear diary… Jackpot.

    • Vanilla Gorilla

      Still would do her.

    • Masters

      is there a vid of this

  • Picard_

    #27 Actually kind of cool.

    • TheThe

      just needs some ladders

    • caleb

      Cuz it's cooler in the cracks or just easier to rip across the walkway?

      • Stud

        you suck caleb

    • Rudi

      Snake, Nokia 3310 style

  • Stafferty

    #15 I really hope there is a story involving a bar bet here, because if this guy just kinda "thought this was a cool idea, he should be neutered.

    • Mokuseitora

      should through in a blow dryer for good measure

    • Catalyst

      wet socks make me wanna throw up

    • Ben

      Looks to me like they were using the bathtub as a cooler. Over the course of the night all the labels came off in the water and some how this dbag ended up in there with his socks and all those labels

  • misschris

    #4 Made me laugh out loud. Derp in writing.

    • Jak

      I hope that's as far as my daughter goes with a boy!

    • Falthor

      which is so far less then you possibly know honey…

    • Paul Harrah

      I wish I could get some "Taco Bell" right about now. Don't have those in Afghanistan, at least not any worth going to. Most have been driven through waaaaayyyyy too much already.

  • Rodd Hungwell

    #8 Come at me sun!

    • Guest

      Looks like he's wearing sunglasses and has a pair of ordinary glasses. What's the problem?

      • maggiemay13

        Nah, he just looks like a douche bag. It doesn't take wearing 2 pairs of sunglasses for him to look that way though.

        • Dick Folgers

          maggie I can't give you enough thumbs up for that!

    • Donna_Romper

      Poor thing is retarded. But with face and body who really cares.

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #19 Ren and Stimpy were awesome

    • RamRod

      What do mean "were"???

    • Smuggler

      They're streaming on Netflix and will always be awesome.

  • Demaip


    • KHfan4evr

      lol'd so hard.

  • sixdeadelves


    • Simon Phoenix


  • Ned Ryerson

    #15 Somebody toss that guy a hair dryer

    • Mo Swift Than Mimi

      toaster….or a gun!

    • Guesty

      this is me

  • Craig

    #18 ? What is that?

    • Dick Salad

      Probably one of those magnetic bracelets that screams "I'm a tool" kind of like walking around with a bluetooth piece on.

    • DeDav

      Yeah, as Richard said there, it's a supposedly magnetic bracelet that helps with balance. It's actually just a piece of silicon, and eeeeeeeeidiots are willing to pay $30+ for it, because they believe it helps. It doesn't.

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      I think I saw Raul Ibanez wearing one last week in the NLDS. My guess is that it's some new "cool-guy" fad, and you're not "super cool" unless you have one. Kinda like the livestrong thing, but not as cancer-y

      • Roy Halladay

        worked out well for Rauuuuuuuuuul, didn't it? Fucking guy…

      • pjsupremex

        not as cancer-y! holy shit i am laughing so hard at that

    • Craigery

      Modern-day snake oil for people with more money than brains. Worn by the same people who take Airborne to cure colds.

    • Robert

      Check it out, its all old fashioned magic tricks selling shit to idiots.

      • Smitty

        Yay! Richard Saunders FTW!

        That crap started out at something like $60 in the Woo shops, now they can be had for $0.99 at gas stations.

    • BBB

      Yes one of those "magnetic" Power Bands… hologram vibrating at a frequency bullshit. They use applied kinesiology to shill the things.

  • Brian Alfonso

    #3 is GOLD

    • BMW

      Gold Jerry…!

    • theytookarjobs

      xGx *OLD

  • a_schoenoprasum

    ted nugent… the early years

    btw nice black sock.

    • Bucky Jones

      btw nice shorts

  • Dick Salad

    #9 still a shit car

    • mitch

      Because you totally own something better than a Ferrari…

      • R.C.

        Uh huh…No one is as cool as a Dick Salad..

  • Jason

    #8 He has his reading glasses on his shirt and his sunglasses on his head. What's the issue?

    • thursday'sFIRE

      Those are not reading glasses pal

    • Paul

      The glasses on his shirt are NOT sunglasses…

  • SmokeyJane

    #26 I know someone with a NJ tattoo and it's filled in with color… horrible!

    • DirtyNJ

      That is an awesome tattoo. Every body know's the great state of NJ has just as much pride as it does drugs, criminals and pollution. Oh yeah New York sucks. Get your shit stadium out of My state.

    • Jersey Prick Chick

      Lived in the Great Toxic Waste State of NJ my whole life and am looking forward to the day when we can move as far away as fucking possible from this shithole state! This is the dumbest tattoo I've ever seen and lately I've been seeing a lot of them.
      PS. I'm sure the one filled in with color was equally as horrible. B/c nothing says "cool tatt bro" like getting a fucking MAP permanently tattooed on your body!

      • Gov. Christie

        peace the fuck out

  • PrimerGray

    #26, please tell me the photo was flipped and that isn't really like that…

    • DeDav

      I'm sorry, I'm really understanding this one. Besides being a dumb tattoo as a whole (not because it's NJ, but because it's a state) what's wrong with ti?

    • Catalyst

      unfortunately for this guy, that is exactly how NJ looks

      • Andrew Ward

        I have it on my ribs. I suppose I'm ok with being an eeeeediot.

        • Jersey Prick

          get used to it.

    • Craigery

      Look at a map.

    • Jonathan

      $5 says some people think its California (I know its Jersey…I live in Jersey)

      • Tarrant Dunford

        The person sitting next to me asked if it was California haha!

  • AssClown
    • the other Jen

      you have way too much time on your hands.

    • -0-09

      Get a life.

    • Guesty

      I wear three all the time

  • dextuuur

    what is that?

    • DrHunterSThompson

      idiot tax

    • Craigery

      A placebo bracelet.

  • AutoCircus

    Leads? Yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!

    • B iLL

      Phones ringin dude

  • Ron Burgundy?

    This home doesn't have a toothbrush either. #14

  • No You

    #20 made my palms sweat #28 is the type of person I used to deal with on a daily basis in Chico, Ca

  • Jake

    Two swords over a baby basket….speaks for itself

    • Blumpkin

      "baby basket" = classic

  • Dan

    Was #14 involved in the #10 incident?

    • No You


    • G-Unit

      bet you wouldn't say that to his face though

  • JimmySmits

    #16 I would venture to say that the pole would be moved after the home was built. But still, it looks funny.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I deal with this all the time. You call the power company to have a pole relocated and they eventually get around to it 6 months later when they say it will take maybe a month.

      • Dan

        Power companies pretty much suck at showing up on time, even for major emergencies.

    • Rhino

      Or, sometimes it stays there:

      I have seen other photos of poles in driveways… this was just the first one when I did a search.

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