Things that generally shouldn’t get X-Rayed get exactly that (19 Photos)

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  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #3 so dapper
    #5 no way theres a xray machine that big

    • calm

      No way they shoot x-rays through a front loader either.

      • obviously

        well obviously that's what the white parts stand for. X rays NOT goin though.

    • n/a

      If i remember correctly it was done in parts and then stitched the images together.

    • Justice

      They have X-ray machines this big at harbour control and the channel tunnel to scan the massive lorry's coming in.
      easier to spot 15 immigrants on x-ray than to search it.

    • ThornyDevil
    • Joe

      I crossed the US-Mexican border once, and I saw an X-ray machine that can do a small bus. It could easily do this front loader too

    • SenorWilson

      Yeah they have x-ray machines at the ports than can scan whole shipping containers.

    • Daniel Galindez II

      In the Navy we X-Ray our ships and aircraft to check for structural damage and what not but I hope that wasn't a real person on #5 because X-rays strong enough to to see thru machinery is extremely harmful to biological things (medical X-ray machines are toned down for some what safe use even thou it's still harmful)

      • Alpha0010

        I think if there were X-Rays strong enough to go through any part of that truck, the driver would be fried.

    • Lothos

      they really do make them larg enough when they were building the capitol visitors center they set up an X-ray station for the delivery trucks were talking full 18 wheelers being X-rayed all at once!

  • alate

    the chameleon's tail looks pretty cool, reminds me of the golden ratio #12

  • Anonymous

    But will they blend?

  • ryu


    feel like squashing it

    • Elbie

      doesn't look like an (inverted) xray, more like some child got a brown crayon and a 6th grade biology book…

    • SenatorBurns!

      Why does it have 10 legs… this deeply concerns me

      • Joe

        Pedipalps in front are not legs.

        • Gredd

          The fact that you know what they're called makes me not like you. Spiders are evil and all you need to know about them is that they should be killed on site!

    • Frank

      It's already dead.

    • sped

      Yeah, my thought was to keep the x-ray machine on until it died from it 4 times.

  • MonkeyMadness

    Well, all that was a waste of time. I still can't figure out why anybody would x-ray socks?!? #17

    • B45op

      probably a boring day at work.

    • SenorWilson

      How else would you know what's in the sock unless you x-rayed it?

      • Gredd

        I found a quarter in a sock once. So there's that.

  • confused


  • FloppyRocks

    #6 I was hoping we'd get to see a chick x-ray'd

    • jrey81

      i see what you did there.

  • Josh Gorter

    #1 Kind of creepy

    • Dr_StrangePants

      remember, it's just a doll

  • Lukas Van Der Zee

    Hey girls, b-boys, superstar DJ, here we go!

    • cinto


  • dashete

    #8 Though DJs were transparent enough as it is

  • ThornyDevil

    #15 The Mini looks cool even when X-rayed.

    • Katoun

      Where is Mr. Been ?

      • DeRaNgEd

        you mean Bean?

  • Stan_Dalone

    #9 goes through airport screening, damn no gun ok next
    #19 I thought this was cool seeing the inside of a french horn

    • Dolfan0925

      #19 is that lighter colored area towards the bottom a big puddle of spit?

      • sped

        Close, I think it's the spit-valve.

    • James

      But there i8s nothing IN a French horn.

  • Claire the Chivette

    super cool! Thanks chive 🙂

  • elon34

    Siemans company builds a x ray machine large enough to x ray a semi or even larger objects

  • unreal_vector

    Can't figure #18 out. Any ideas?

    • TheJesus

      My guess is one of those old spinning toys.

      • unreal_vector

        Aaah, I see. Good one, thanks.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        a Top

    • Crammer

      I was hoping it was the reactor core from the death star….

    • themordify

      it's a lamp

  • Ricardo

    So that´s how Superman sees the world when he lowers his glasses

  • Bleeding_Gums_Murphy

    #12 isnt this what made godzilla?

  • walkingtheriver

    #9 Teeheeheeeeee

  • newscot

    I really thought this would be more interesting than it actually was…

  • JoeyJoJoJr.Shabadoo


    Guess who?
    The crabs.
    Your pubes, we'll grab.
    We wait on bedsheets,
    and toilet seats.
    Then pinch your nuts,
    with our feet.

    • TheFlintSkinny

      The crabs! Oh yes, the crabs. The crabs!

    • Randall Gallegos

      My gf has a lot of these.

  • Tito

    This actually kind of sucked…

    • spears

      you knew what this post was coming into it. There's no need to comment on how you didn't enjoy it. It's your own damn fault. I know you're just upset because you couldn't find anything to fap to.

      • Tito

        Nope, that's not really right at all. And I didn't know, jackass. First it was a babydoll. My reaction was; 'wow, wonder what other crazy thing there will be.' Socks and boxer shorts do not denote crazy. I know you probably liked it, since it seems everything on the chive excites you, since you use their vernacular. Are you too fucking lazy to write masturbate or jerk off, or do you like looking like a dumbass.

        In b4 tl;dr. Eat a dick, cuntface.

  • JHarris

    #4 is really a ninja in his boxers.

  • Jim

    Really that’s called art? Guess anything now a days is called art….. Remember when people were actually talented? Those were the days!

  • Noobenstein

    #20 Pedo-Bear

    • Randall Gallegos

      My dad was one ,i had a great childhood……….not.

  • Bubba

    #7 & #8

    Two turntables and a microphone…

    • Dorkfish

      nice one

    • aleXTC

      X-ray : Beck edition

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