You’re all gonna die! The humanity!! (21 photos)

  • ivica197

    which all comes to geather of 53389 dead people annually

  • Cameron Caughtinapurseseine James

    Smoking pot

    0 deaths annually

    • Thomas Pickett

      Site your source…

    • Daveyboy

      Here here on that brother

  • Bob Clark

    And people kill up to 74 million a year.

  • James

    This is a bunch of made up bullshit. 550 people a year from shopping on Black Friday? What a fucking joke!

    Chive fire the idiot who stole this post from Cracked and get some brains in there!@

    • tom

      That # does sound high but just a few years ago 26 people died at a target in a stampede

  • Seldi84

    #11 Unless you're allergic to nuts or something how does a vending machine kill you.

    This was a happy little post wasn't it.

    • tom

      They die when they. Rock them trying to get out candy that is stuck and it falls over on top of them

  • bkfrijoles

    #16 more deadly then Lions- obese fat ass

  • fed
  • Matt Hoyler

    Y'all forgot the most important one.. Marijuana kills 0 people annually.

  • OhSomeEvil


    oh please let this be the way I go out

  • Alex

    I shouldn't take a bath with jellyfish while eating a hot dog and washing a dog, which is covered in ants, to get ready to fly from frozen Russia to US for black friday over volcanic islands while the lightning may stike the plane and the airport may get hit by the tornado, all because someone texted me about a football game that might have free fast food in vending machines and live hippos, deer, and darth vader riding a shark.

  • Danny

    #6 made me very lierally LOL. Full of wtf.

    • Danny

      Gah, I meant literally!

  • Anonymous

    nice lol

  • Bob

    #9…In all fairness, they die form how cute they are. Don't blame the dogs for being awesome.

  • rodney smith

    #2 #11 #13 #15 #16 #19 #20
    All add up to 40,069 deaths. chalk those up to dumbassery.

  • lucas

    What if I'm really fat and go for a swim in the beach in Florida!!! AM I GONNA DIE???
    #2 #8 #12 #14

  • 2cool4skool

    Which begs the questions… what are you going to do before you die?

  • Darwin

    Nature's way of thinning the herd.

  • Maytrix

    And yet the world is still filled with idiots!

  • ComeAtMeBro

    the human race won't be around too much longer. Enough people choke themselves while jerking off that we gave it a name. We are not a species meant to survive.

  • Dujefaca

    all lies..

  • Nathan Venturini

    #14 #2 Some of you aren't texting enough or eating while driving.

  • David Carradin

    I bet there is some overlap between 6 and 19

  • Coldzilla

    #2 #11 #15 #19 #21

    Just Darwin thinnin out the herd

  • meee

    what about smoking? drinking? drugs?

  • dpitty

    And yet kills 0 people annually. I think we should all just cozy up here for the long haul… you know, for safety purposes.

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