Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (36 Photos)

  • anon

    DAR is early! wow – this will be a GREAT Friday

    • DrLeppiwinks

      earlier they get DAR up… earlier to happy hour!

    • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

      DAR is always early on Friday.

  • balls


  • Master Shake

    EARLY DAR EARLY DAR EARLY DAR!!! Sweet Titties! Thanks guys. I can leave work early now!

  • big jimmy

    #17 must be scott tenorman

    • Dan

      He better not complain if it bites his dick off.

    • jdfish2279

      NOPE! Chuck Testa.

    • Thom Yorke

      What a cry-baby.

    • Typu984

      obviously a chiver.

    • Ryan

      Correct me if I'm wrong but is that in DGAR?

      • https://www.facebook.com/kylelp123 Kyle Leroy Perkins

        You are right.

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      Doesn't matter. Stuck my dick in an ass.

  • browneye

    #1 ex-chivette

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Shark Bait EWHAHA!

    • Superman

      surprise buttsecks in 3…2….1

    • Rick

      The ultimate Photo bomb!

    • Dylan

      Shopped – look how the hair just… ends where the shark is.

      • heywoodjablowme

        yeah… and??!!

      • Dormin

        God i hope you´re right

    • fabio


    • mike

      i wanna know if shes alive

    • Simon

      Fish are friends! Not food!

  • Sweet Emily

    #27 – funny b/c I put something in Emily but it dripped out! HEY OOOHHHH!!!!

    • sheoncebelieved

      Emily No look happy

    • Brian

      Yea, they kinda asked for that one….but still.

    • cwhoa

      because nobody got it until you made that comment

    • bull1123

      that's how babies are made…

    • Nostradamus

      That marriage isn't going to last long

    • 2pumpdump

      shave that stash……….Emily

    • Mark

      Emily and me*

      • Spatula

        if you're going to be all grammar nazi, you should have pointed out that his sentence doesn't have a verb.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505737141 AJ Rantz

      Awesome! .. He better have bought that sign! fu*king priceless!

    • Guesty

      not getting this joke?

  • Hoovus

    #3 #4 #5

    Beer, beer, beer.

    #34 #35 #36

    Babes, babes, babes


    • c3below

      #35 and #36 Different colors of writing?!?!?!… curiouser and curiouser

      • ceo

        the green didn't show up on my camera very well 😦

  • Brother Maynard

    #4 I love you.

    • http://www.harrisgrade.us Harris Grade

      She looks A LOT like a girl I grew up with named Brittney Weldon. Can't say for sure if it's her or not though.

      • MATT

        You're absolutely right! http://theocnow.com/2010/08/27/photos-oktoberfest

        Good work, fellow Chiver!

        • Dave

          I'm confused, the captions keep indicating that her name is Nikki Obra

          • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

            I'm gonna go with the guy that knew mentioned her name. That site probably got their names mixed up. There's so many people you have to go through and name in the caption that you get confused as to who is who. I mean, they did it twice so they probably just figured that they were right the first time.

            • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

              This tumblr mentions the girl from above as being Brittney Weldon and the girl that is in the photos from the link previous is NOT in the link that I have posted.

              I think the other photos are wrong.

    • Dennis

      yo back off i saw her first

    • Johnny Boy


    • http://twitter.com/Pekito_RL @Pekito_RL

      The beer or the girl?

    • Stinky Cologne

      Already fapped.

    • pat

      seriously…dude, find her.

    • Ghostface Killah!

      She needs her own post.

  • Hank Scorpio

    #1 very VERY soon…

    • Guesty

      Look out chivette Paula is behind you

      • ???

        That was so fucking gay

        • 2nd Guesty

          Almost as gay as you, almost.

      • Brother Maynard

        No Paula is in #17

      • Typu984

        that was so bad, it depressed me. *plus i doubt that's the real Guesty*

  • patov40

    #4, #5, #21, #36 — WANT!!! B)

    • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

      Smorgasbord of wants.

    • patov40

      I want a life too !!

  • Last1picked

    #3 Happy Friday Chivers!

  • Greg

    Besides the pictures of Chivettes, there is not a single picture that was not on the front page of Reddit.

    • Great 8

      I know right! Once I was watching Shawshank Redemption and I was all like – "FUCK YOU TBS this shit was on HBO first!!" I mean seriously TBS fucking jump off a cliff you unoriginal TV station bitches. GO DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!

      • CBRian1K

        preach it brotha!!

      • smartguy47

        Best reply to these comments I have ever read.

        • its_forge

          2nded, absolute best retort ever.

      • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

        Obvious troll is obvious. But, a good troll nonetheless.

        Greg is OP fag.

    • Red

      Like. I. Fucking. Care.

  • The Chive sucks!!!!

    I love how the Chive can many any woman into a whore! Its awesome!

    • Troll Hunter

      Or turn a troll into a blithering idiot. Oh wait, that's all of them!

    • jjj

      that word "many". I don't think it means what you think it means.

  • chrisdg74

    #21 – Hope you slipped him your number too.

    • Stinky Cologne

      I'd slip her something.

    • 2pumpdump

      why leave for another job?

    • wade

      thanks for spelling "too" right. I've had a bit to drink and got a little freaked out when I first read that.

    • Chive_On

      Best.. coworker… ever!

    • Guesty

      um…am i the only one who thinks the bitch is big??? She was probably stalking the poor guy, which is the reason he decided to leave

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    Looks like a bunch of reposts from Reddit today, sucks.

    • Brother Maynard

      Alt F4 fuckstick.

      • Stan_Dalone

        you don't like it here then GTFO

    • Charlie_Cheen

      Seriously, all these bitchy pieces of shit need to get off of my Chive. This is a fucking BLOG it's not an original content generator. And guess what, asshole, neither is Reddit, it's a site that links to other fucking sites.

      /So tired of all the bitches on thechive lately

      • Guesty

        "my Chive"

        • Charlie_Cheen

          Yes, I mean "what I, and I think many others, view the Chive to be"; the great site that I identify both by it's content and the great community that I have encountered since I started coming here a while back. It's only in the last couple months that I've noticed an influx of whiny assholes instead of the more like minded people that used to frequent "my Chive".

        • Guesty

          guesty this wouldn't be "your" chive ever GTFO

    • Hater

      Agreed, I find myself on reddit more and chive less.

      • its_forge

        Good, complete the transition and bye bye now ::waves::

    • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

      Hey I've been Chiving since these guys started and I love this site. It's just disappointing when you wait all day for the DAR just to see a bunch of stuff that was either posted here already, or has been floating around on the internet for weeks. Just seems like laziness to me. Don't get all bent out of shape.

      • Dug

        Wahhhh chive reposts are ruining my life!

        You can't explain that!

        • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

          Even though you're a dick, which I CAN explain, I do however admire your persistance in trolling me. Have a great weekend, whoever you are, and Chive/Troll on!

          • Lotus

            You gotta understand that chivers can't handle criticism, you're just going to upset them. And as lazy as this is its better than the nothingness that's coming from this website on the weekend. Why can't they save some posts for the weekend?

        • Guesty

          Dug should be buried he's an asswipe

      • its_forge

        I got an idea. Don't ever go to Reddit. Problem solved.

    • Jules-CO

      I don't have to spend all day clicking through multiple websites for some free humor, I can just come here. Chive does all the work for me…So I can continue my own work.
      Get a job ya twat.

      • Ian S

        Many upvotes to you and other folks who work during the day rather than waste away on Reddit, 4Chan, etc.

    • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

      It's like complaining about America. If you don't like it, Mexico and Canada aren't that far away.

  • Hector

    #32, Must Know, Must Go!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Mont St. Michel, Normandy, France.

      • knowitall

        Mont Saint-Michel is exactly on the border between Brittany and Normandy, so Brittany tries to claim it, too.

        But officially, yes, it's in Normandy.

    • biggles604

      Mont Saint Michel in Normandy, France. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont_Saint-Michel

    • nywolf

      very pretty place, even at noon when it doesn't look like that. the castle walls at the top are nice to sit on and spitting off it is like spitting off the empire state building, the winds make the spit float and just divide up. makes for a cool visual effect. yes i was young when i went there…

    • Tex

      Just watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail until the end Doods.

    • Simon

      Not sure if they still do, but the last time I went, they sold many swords and guns. Just one of my fond memories of Mont St. Michel.

    • Sean

      I bought some sweet fucking ninja stars there. really fucked up the walls of my hostel that night. fondest memory of France

    • cmonster7

      Just plan to walk out and back in at low tide. The tide can come in as fast as you walk and you might spend several hours waling the paths on the Mont
      until the tide comes back in.

    • Frenchguy

      it's the Mont Saint-Michel in France

    • Greg

      Where is it?

    • http://www.thelair.com.au iskra9

      Yup; Mont St Michel .. AND .. in England, in Cornwall, is Mount St Michael … almost identical, same structure and architecture, but much better beer!!

      And some pretty outrageous surf in Winter.

  • zombierangoon

    #27 She doesn't look like she finds that amusing at all.

    • Master Shake

      which I find amusing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

      haha i love how the guy finds this to be so awesome anyway. I would totally be the same way. Prolly have a giggle fit all the way home… with this sign of course. I mean i really hope they bought this, because you can't find something this amazing WITHOUT buying it… right? right.

      • hMMMM

        did they switch pics? every post regarding this picture doesn't seem to make sense…

        • zombierangoon

          they totally switched pics 😦

  • ldeegan

    #17 nope, chuck testa

  • 0_0

    #21 Wish I worked in that office.

    • Jarrid Jr.

      I think I wish i was jarrid for the day…yup.

      • DrROBOTO

        I think id rather have the cupcakes

    • Horseface

      I'm guessing he probably got something else besides cupcakes and a picture from the office whore. Something that makes it burn when he pees.

    • SARmedic


      • hsdasfd

        Weird tan

        • IronEagle119

          ever think the tin foil had something to do with that?

  • Eh.

    #17 ass sex. Good for you?

  • Master Shake

    #30 – what magical studio is this?!

    • Anon

      Hans Zimmer

    • Kevin
    • Undershooter30

      Probably one of Bill Murray's.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505737141 AJ Rantz

        Bill fucking murray

      • FACE!

        try hans zimmer

    • turbodude

      Keith Richards library in his home in connecticut looks like this too. Dark wood, blue velvet and about 10,000 books. Very cool…

    • Asmo

      I bet it smells like rich mahogany.

  • Todd_A

    #34 #35 #36 Why Thank You!!

    • yessir

      2nd'd. this is most appreciated. an HQ treat.

      • Aydork

        Who is she?

    • J.D.

      U of M is going to rock that ass, and the rest of your campus come tomorrow.

      Seriously though. Kudos.

      • Ryan

        Sparty ON!

        • Maureen Chen

          Go Green!

      • RGRcd12

        Just like they have the past three years? Ok little sister….

      • Chris

        I remember my first defense.

    • MAX_POW

      #35 que pedazo de culo tenes nena.

    • bollyver

      That's how Sparty does it!

    • Kelso

      MSU chivette? Awesome.

  • Brother Maynard

    #17 Ass to mouth.

    • peanut3603

      haha, I see what you did you there.

    • Uh-huh

      Yup, BM is the ASS that's sucking the dick!!

      BM = Brother Maynard or Bowel Movement???

      Same fucking thing!!


      • Iz I smile

        Wow YOUR so fucking clever.

    • badtoro

      nop. to asses mouth. lol

  • Pharmacy Guy

    #10 Didn't know Bob had multiple personality disorder…..

    • SARmedic

      Well, he was a Vietnam veteran.

    • Guesty

      so does Paula

      • Typu984

        Stan, stick to your own profile, and stop impersonating Guesty. it's painfully obvious/lame.

        • Guesty

          as someone who trolls Guesty, I can assure you it's not standalone

          • Guesty

            "so does Paula" wasn't me, though so it could be him, I guess…

  • Dan

    #22 That's really damn awesome

    • http://www.facebook.com/Kimberleena Kim Davidson

      Totally made my day!

    • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

      I wonder if he bought the horse he rode in Hidalgo.

      Regardless, this is a great photo. Awesome indeed.

      • calm

        Yes he did. The main horse anyway, apparently there were several stunt-horses. He's a great guy.

    • its_forge

      I think that definitely kicks the ass of Keanu Reeves buying Harleys for the Matrix Reloaded stunt crew. Yeah, I think it does.

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