Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • jacob pierce

    #14, #15, #16

    That's pretty goddam sexy

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled "lesbian" πŸ˜‰

      – the one you love to hate

      • Stan_Dalone

        paula you misspelled shithead

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Yawn you yawn yawn.

          – the one you love to hate

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000036746346 Cody Symes

            She's my ex actually… I'm pretty sure she'd no lesbo…

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000036746346 Cody Symes

              "she's" sorry 'bout the typo.

            • KHfan4evr

              Yeah… definitely not. lol

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              So why did she yell: "I'm NEVER dating guys again!" when she slammed the door behind you then?

              – the one you love to hate

    • Martin

      SHE's sexy indeed

    • KHfan4evr

      Thanks! And sorry to disappoint you Paula, I'm not. :p

      • blupp

        Stupid, poor, white people.. Bells ringing?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1458486799 Chase Patt

        thanks for milwaukee shout out

      • Coldzilla

        Ahhhhhh when you responded to a comment of mine last week I was wondering if KHFan stood for Kevin Harvick and I guess now I know!

        What a rush that must have been! Ive raced some Legends cars but havent been able to make the step to full fledged stock.

        Hope to see more pics like this!!

        #14 #15 #16

        PS – GO SMOKE!


      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Hence the smiley, and since I'm actually a guy of course I don't mind at all :*

        – the one you love to hate

        • KHfan4evr

          Of course you are. πŸ˜‰

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440566705 Taylor Murphy

    #3 made me lol

    • JHL1

      If Taylor Murphy married Taylor Swiff, would they both be Taylor Swiff?

  • Is this thing on?

    am i cool yet?

    • The Velvet Fog

      Sorry Chive but you just can't hijack Sinatra – he is untouchable #35

      • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

        FUCK YOU!

        the Rat Pack would approve!

      • Lotus

        Yeah the slogan on that picture is just wrong. Would have been a way better contribution to the DAR without it.

  • mark


    Erin Willet, braless, drinking a 40 oz.

    ok, I only have 2 wishes left.

    • winston salem

      a photo of Erin literally burning her bra


      • innuit

        i wish for more wishes

        • Genie

          Granted. Now what?

          • hassssss

            Now stop posting pictures of this mousy bitch. lol jus' me watchin' da footballs! You don't wear that shit unless you're taking a picture of yourself to put on the internet to get attention, and if you do actually drink coors light then fuck you.

            • lando

              you lost me at 'stop posting pictures of this mousy bitch'

            • WirelessCable

              **proceeds to slap hassssss** Don't diss Erin! In fact, just get out now!! Respect the gals that are posted!!! Or else you will have to deal with me!! Plus if you want to be accurate in 2011 lingo, mousy girl is the correct way to say that. In a nutshell, it means that she's cute no matter what time of day.

            • JCD

              Hahahaha, I heart you.

            • quiteright

              haha this is a great post. mousy bitch maybe is somewhat harsh, but the rest is true whether anyone wants to hear it or not. you don't take pictures of yourself like this, you don't go out with lots of skin or just skin that's normally covered out in the open unless you're looking for attention. but so what? so she wants attention. and?
              as to the coors statement, amen. nasty piss beer. but whatever.

      • Truth

        so hot…

    • ????

      erin, braless, drinking my 40?

    • jasonsapunka

      Is one of them for her to drink a beer that's not disgusting?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Needs moar unzipping dear Erin ❀

      – the one you love to hate

    • rabble

      i think it would be a 32oz….

    • Smizzen

      Needs duct tape… and another 40oz

    • Chivalrous

      Wish #1:
      Lose the shirt!

      • Phone Hanger Upper

        hahaha. Awesome how wish number 1 pulled up the first picture from the DAR.

    • guest

      Send her a message, she is pretty easy to get to send nude pics, trust me.

    • Dragoon

      wait, isn't it usually you get three wishes? I think that would be all 3 right there…

  • G1880

    #1 like a boss

    • zing

      reminds me of the scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

      • Kevin

        My hero. :'D

      • fed

        but he does a headstand, here this guy is just creepin'

    • KyleGamgee

      What the hell is happening on the right with the extra feet?

      • lefty

        you're clearly looking at the wrong side of this picture.
        we don't get to see the back ends, making this almost worthless, but on the left there is some salvation.

  • Mfred

    #5 Every. Single. Day.

    • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

      You need to switch ISP's…

    • renlok

      dude I get this every 15-30 minutes kills me D:

  • dustin

    #41, #42


    • MrBanana

      As much as I love the idea of dating a girl who loves to Chive……

      This dating site is going to be such a sausage fest I don't even know if it will be worth it….


      • flydenrict

        You know, I am thinking the same thing. Hopefully chive and berry get it figured out. i have faith.

        • Çreep

          I wonder when no girls sign up, chive realizes that these chics are aspiring models or party girls that dont need a dating service to have a good time. I thought we were comin up on April when i saw #41. dig the shit out of your site but dont make it a circus.

      • Los Pollos Hermanos

        I'm having flashbacks to chatroulette

        • adamcoasttocoast

          double up on wangs

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #41 Owww goody goody, hopefully I will finally get laid meow.

      – the one you love to hate

      • thepoopsmith

        Paula, ill throw you a bone if you leave.

      • Stan_Dalone

        you would only get laid if a steam roller goes over you you will be forever alone

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Hi Still_Alone, I thought you would be happy with the dating thingy!

          We thought of you; there will be a 'blind date' option so you can at least see a woman up close before she instantly "is more in to girls".

          – the one you love to hate

          • Stan_Dalone

            nope I could not care less. I am very comfortable and confident without someone being needy all the time. Women like you need to be the center of attention. It is always about you. I don't need that kind of problem

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Good for you!
              Better for women in general too.

              – the one you love to hate

              • A BiPolar Guy

                Something is seriously wrong here. I keep seeing Paula posts with multiple thumbs up. Will her minus turn to a plus? Will she change from the one we love to hate to the one we hate to love?

                • Monsieur Bat

                  Tune in next week to find the thrilling answer! Same Chive time, same Chive channel!

        • Chantal

          Stan my man, hasn't anyone told you? Rule #1 of the internet: Don't feed the trolls.

          • Stan_Dalone

            Thank you Chantal New to all this, but I never back down. that's my problem never duck bullshit.
            I do appreciate your kind words

    • DeDav

      And I'm just thinking, "This is the best thing EVER!"

      • the other Jen

        can we comment on the dating section and post pics of the dates and then the daters can stalk each other on the site!? we can all watch the drama unfold πŸ™‚

    • Guesty

      HA HA HA HA!!!! you fucking losers!!! Good luck knob-knockers!

      • Stan_Dalone

        go crawl back into the hole you came from ya no life basement cave dweller

        • Guesty

          Ah, yes. The dating sites most eligible bachelor. Line forms to the left ladies!!!
          HA you fucking losers!

          • Jen

            would really like to see what kind of girls you get. With your personality, surprised if any girl gives you the time of day. Sam for you, Stan, but not b/c you're a prick, but b/c you're gay as fuck.

            • Jen

              always going on about "Chive virgins this" "This is so sad", etc…bitch how many times have YOU been laid? Usually the ones that front like they pull ass all the time are the true virgins.

              • Stan_Dalone

                Well I may or may not be what you perception is, that is no concern of yours. What should concern you is how you like to jump on other peoples band wagons.You can't think for yourself? wow that is so sad lmao

                • FuckoffStan

                  "Well I may or may not be what you perception is, that is no concern of yours. "

                  So her perception of you is not concern or hers?

                  Wow you really are a fucking moron arent you?

            • Stan_Dalone

              Jen youu have no idea who I am or what I am "really" like so STFU and go play with your friends like a good little girl

              • FuckoffStan

                Oh hittin on the little girls again huh?

        • FuckoffStan

          Did you really just pull out a basement comment?


          That "joke" has been around as long as the internet dear Sleeps_Alone… you just try stealing some more up to date material

          Or maybe try something original?


          I forgot who I was talking to

          Carry on

    • Nick

      dating site? aren't there enough of those already?

    • nomyia

      You can now get the forever alone guys and the forever alone girls together. πŸ™‚

  • perry

    #44, #45, #46

    both kinda sad and totally awesome at the same time

    • Pancho

      How do you manage to do that. Im from Holland, there are more bikes than people in this country and i have NEVER heard of somebody breaking something by falling of a bike.

      • Pancho

        Dude, wtf are you on about, you're using my nickname to post shit, with which I totally agree by the way, without letting me know?

        • Pancho

          Oh no I didn't

          • Pancho

            This is getting confusing

            • Pancho

              But yeah, in Holland, we like to ride our bikes on snow and ice and stuff. It's really awesome and we only fall once every winter or so.

              How'd you manage to fall because of some wet leaves…?

              • Pancho

                dude, stop using my name!

                • PanchoSV

                  Okay from this day onward, you can be Pancho, and I'll be PanchoSV, so as to prevent any more confusion

                  • PanchoSV

                    Nevermind that, I'll be PanchoSV, and you find your own damn mexican

                    • PanchoAVP

                      Thanks, but I found my own alien

              • Ha.Ha.

                Wow…gettin shitted on by Dutch guy.

    • Richard

      get well soon to the pair of ya's

    • Guesty

      Maybe you retards should stop riding bikes. All of you. Obviously too stupid to handle a 10 speed…

      • Stan_Dalone

        you are still on training wheels so you are no one to talk

        • Guesty

          Just the retard I expect to see hurt next.

        • FuckoffStan

          Really? Thats what youre going with?

          What comes next – Nah nah nah nah nah?

          Fucking imbecile

    • http://www.facebook.com/shanob Shannon O'Brien

      I work in a Trauma ICU, please wear a helmet, bones are easy to fix, brains…not so much!

      • hMMMM

        whatever, janitor.

    • ...

      I'm sorry. But bicyclists need to GET A SIDEWALK. I cannot stand when they are in the middle of the road when there is a perfectly wide sidewalk……

      • Kellen

        I cannot stand when I'm walking down the street and some asshole rides his bike on the sidewalk. Learn the god damn laws, they're allowed to ride on the road, everyone just needs to stay calm and treat each other like humans, I think you can spare 30 seconds on your commute to safely pass them and not clip them … and bicylists, you are supposed to abide by the laws just as much as cars, stop thinking you can just coast through a stop sign/light because you're not in a car.

        • hMMMM

          you should run for president

    • https://www.facebook.com/LuckyMercenary Patrick R Temple

      I bike and drive. Never been close to an accident while biking but almost been in a few with bicyclist when they blow (not ever slowing down) at stop signs or lights. Also love when the cyclist looks at you when their complete disregard for the rules of the road led to them almost getting hit.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1087265935 Kevin Mosconi

    Well my first reflex is to open my browser to look for a solution on google

    • Bezaile

      Did Google suggest sending them to Boca as the owner of a mediocre dry cleaning business?

    • Nro87

      Wrong picture.

  • Glenn

    EARLY DAR!!! Great Monday!

  • Harry Carry

    #22 mother of God…

    • MylesofStyles

      I don't think that's her.

      • Harry Carry

        wanna bet?

    • AssClown

      If that's the reincarnation of Mary, I'll create a little jesus of my own…

    • Smuggler

      #22 needs to be found right now. Do not make us wait.

    • heardoversushi


    • Brainsonfire

      oh please moar!!!!

      • Smoke and Water

        Yes please!!!

    • jeffzero

      For the love of God, can the Chive please run a Public Service Announcement (PSA) to teach people how to increase the resolution on their camera so the pictures come out decent. #22 is great, but could be better. Along with increasing the resolution, the PSA should include things that must be done prior to taking the picture: clean your mirror if taking a reflective picture, flush the toilet if there is a chance the picture will show the contents of the toilet, CLEAN OFF YOUR DAMN COUNTER, CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOU F&^$ING SLOB, and finally check the lighting. Is that too much to fit into a single PSA ?

    • john v.

      prefect combination of fit and curvy. more, more, more.

  • winfields

    #17 coolest voice, and one of the most bad ass dudes ever

  • jason


    oh… oh boy

    • NME

      There goes his UPS career.

      • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

        Winning caption right there.^

    • Dr Hole

      wow, thats a tattoo to regret. Good luck getting laid!

    • JHarris

      You didn't lose a bet. You lost at life.

    • George

      I wanna know what the bet was!

      • Guesty

        The bet was he could actually get a date on the new dating site. He just gave up before it even launched…

        • FogHorn_LegHorn

          I say that must be you then boy

    • uga1

      what if it really was that small

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

      i REALLY hope this is just a joke…and that it is sharpie… i mean… who bets and loses so that they get a dick tattoo?? really? lol. fail.

    • K'Naan

      You cheated, no tracing!

    • Really?

      Once he gets out of college he's really going to regret having douchebags for friends.

    • jason
  • Hiring

    #4 impressive resume

    • kevin

      It's a restaurant menu on the table.

    • JHL1

      Not that impressive. She lied about everything… lips, breasts, nose, haircolor

      • mike

        youre such a fuckin hater, just because she wouldnt fuck you doesnt mean she isnt impressive. And if you can touch them theyre real

      • Your Name Here

        Wat about the subtle 'stache? She lie about that?

        • Anon

          its called a shadow. Google it. It happens when light is involved.

    • MartiniSteve

      I am pretty sure this is a DUDE!

      • bob saget

        It is a dude! I sent this pic to a few people here at work and they blew up on me saying i sent a pic of a dude…i didnt believe so they sent proof, its def a dude….fuck it

  • NebraskaGuy

    #4 YUM!

    #23 Chris Farley lives!!!

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      #4 not sure if duck face or huge lips? =/

  • Nick_FTW

    #1 and not a single Fuck was given that day

    • NME

      That's what they said to him.

    • AssClown

      It's a shame cause they are all in prime procreation stance…

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1087265935 Kevin Mosconi

    Well my first reflex is to open firefox to look for a solution

    • dudes

      Lmao, you failed the first time!

  • Busted

    #41 Who's taking down Paula?

    • vindi

      You can catch that grenade.

    • NME

      The guy with the dick tatted on his leg. #9

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Guess who's on the right side of this photo?

      – the one you love to hate

      • Asylum Joe

        Where do u live? Age? Sexual Preference?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Location: Netherlands
          Age: twice half the number
          Sexual preference: has to have a pulse.

          – or still be warm enough, I'm not so picky

          • Stan_Dalone

            usually 4 legs after all it is the netherlands

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Oh you're so unpractical. The cows won't follow you around for a few weeks, nor do you have to buy them dinner first. Win-Win!

              – the one you love to hate

              • Stan_Dalone

                I am very practical if you think about it. so what you are saying is since you are as fat as a cow you will bend over to get fucked then follow that person around for a few weeks?

                • Jen

                  seriously, give it up. I think the 1,000+ thumbs down you've received just this week kind of proves nobody here likes you.

                  • Stan_Dalone

                    So you think that everyone here is here to be liked? I should just now be depressed and cry myself all the way home? lol. TFF you must be very young and vain. I am not here to be popular I love posting comments with with paula's deliberate tryiong to embarass and humiliate other people I do the same to her.. That I am told makes me wose then her. well guess what? I don't give a shit what you or anyone else here thinks of me. I COULD'T CARE LESS> ok

                    • FuckoffStan

                      "I love posting comments with with paula's deliberate tryiong to embarass and humiliate other people I do the same to her.."

                      Excuse me could you try that one more time only in English? I hereby take back the previous guess of Grade 8 and lower it to Grade 6

          • AssClown

            Cool stuff, then you should kinda understand this:
            Paula is 'n vet, lelike drol wat niks anders het om te doen as om heeldag voor die rekenaar te sit en mense te trol…

            • Guesty

              Allow me to respond for mr. all alone up there…. I'm sure this is something he would say:_"Oh yeah AssClown, well, you're a clown with an ass so why don't you shut up clown ass face"_There you go Foreve_Ralone, I got your back

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              your translating thingy misspelled 'lelijke' (ugly) and … oh wait I see what you did there πŸ™‚

              – the one you love to hate

              • AssClown

                I didn't translate, that's Afrikaans, not Dutch…I'm Afrikaans. It's a dialect of dutch…

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  Yeah I know, can read it perfecty. Love it how some things are translated, like 'winkeltanden' etc. πŸ™‚ Hey I do have a job though, one that allows me to Chive from time to time.

                  – the one you love to hate

              • http://thechive.com cubicman

                goed zo meisje

          • nywolf

            Oh god paula, you really live here in Holland, that just scares me even more to check the dating section out…

    • DeDav

      I think the question is: Who isn't taking down Paula?

      • thepoopsmith


    • Guesty

      This is going to be even more fun for me than all your lame ass comments! I can't wait!!!

      • Jen

        …to bash on people. you lead a sad life.

        • Guesty

          Sad life, yeah. See ya in there, loser!

  • Number4

    #22 Hooray!

    • Whats in a name?

      what ever happened to the fit girls post??? C'mon Chive

      • Nameless

        I want moar fit girls

      • zombie

        fit girls were the best, tied with tattooed girls!

    • Jason

      Amazing, and she can have me is she wants.

  • Wes

    #41 Hahaha! Shit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1458486799 Chase Patt

      ratio is gonna be worse than an all guys school.

      • Tomfuckinneedledick

        Bigger sausage fest than Google+

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          FAIL, G+ is for hipsters. Exclusively.

          – and those don't rate as 'men'

          • TomFuckinNeedledick

            Paula is for chubby chasers. Exclusively.

    • Matt

      yeah this sounds like a terrible idea. Stick to sexy / wacky photos.

  • Franklin1138

    #44 Yes, and how is that gorgeous chica?

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Did you miss #29? Apparently the scratches got a little infected.

      • Franklin1138

        Still would. πŸ™‚

  • Deal with it

    #19 noobs

    • hMMMM

      Most Asians eat stickier rice, so it's a bit easier. Anything other than a liquid, chopsticks are superior.

  • JFyn

    #49 … I intend to.

    • ididntbuyone


    • http://twitter.com/HOFsantizo @HOFsantizo

      thats a dude

    • JFyn

      Man's ass or not, I still intend to Chive On!

  • cashmoneybrian

    #13 i would lick the sweat out of her ass crack

    • Leonel Libreyloko

      In some cultures they only lick sweat out of their ass cracks.. I've never been there, but I read about it, IN a book.

    • Hippy Dan

      She really, really, needs to clean up her room. If that's dirty, then there's no telling what else might be….

      • Bubba

        Go marry a bottle of detergent! I'll take the girl, thank you very much.

        • Harry Carry

          that's legal in New York now!

      • TomFuckinNeedledick

        Lol a guy named Hippy Dan complaining about someone else being dirty…pure irony

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

        You know how I know you are gay??

    • cashmoneybrian

      id also lick her ass crack as well #22

      • hMMMM

        you are risking getting your tongue chopped off if she clenches

    • MikeOlmos

      Her name's Tierra lee. You're welcome.

    • Dylan

      Wouldn't mind seeing more of her

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      here's that ass crack … in HQ πŸ˜‰

    • Your Name Here

      #12 #13
      Nobody saw what you did there…

  • NebraskaGuy

    #1 Can't say I blame him πŸ˜‰

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