It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (33 Photos)

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  • Shannon Coverdale

    #21 Her? I beg to differ

    • BearOnStilts

      I know she clearly does not know how to run an effective and tidy desktop

    • Underbaker

      You shouldn't beg, it's unbecoming.

      • elephant man

        And I be coming all over this bitch

    • guest

      do you know justine coverdale the marine

  • TurdFerguson

    My first first!!

    • Shannon Coverdale

      Your first fail! And probably not your last.

    • TurdFerguson

      My second second 😦

      • Guesty

        Then your a winner!!!

        • Shannon Coverdale


        • FogHorn_LegHorn

          And you, I say you Sir are a natural born loser, now go away boy ya botherin me

      • HJRO99

        Now you're just first loser, congrats!

    • EasternCanuck

      how about being 2nd which is the first loser….

    • tweedle

      Missed it by *that* much, Turd…

  • meeshestrella

    #27 my dad's not a phone!!!!! duhhhhh

    • Craigery

      I don't get this one.

      • Jeralin

        • Broseph Stalin

          I was right there with Craigery but thanks Jeralin for clueing me in…. Funny shit!

          • Brobi Wan

            I'd like to point out your awesome name. high five, Broseph


            Brobi Wan Kenobi

            • Michael Alen Pugh

              I sirs… like both of your names. Pretty awesome. lol

        • Michael Alen Pugh

          "two phonies tried to give me their autograph …GROUNNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!" < my favorite part. lol xD

  • JHarris

    #8 …or Lionel Richie.

    • Lion-o

      That is a wall Lionel dances on the ceiling, big difference.

      • Dolfan0925

        He does walk on the wall to get to the ceiling, but ya not close to as funny as ninjas.

      • Ted

        that song was wrote for the video instead of the other way around. I hate it.

        • Yes. Yes I am

          I hate wrote songs

    • johhny B


      I was born in 90 so I will say that reference has no effect on me;

      ALSO if you are old enough to have watched that music video, please get off the chive and have a life; you are too old to waste your time and overall fail

      • 9099

        Well said.

  • EasternCanuck

    #10 can we get some MOAR of her…

    • bad man


    • rajohnsonphotography

      this is Grand Prix Toronto 2007 for Magic:The Gathering

  • I Like Turtles

    But built entirely by Mexicans.

    • I Like Turtles


  • I Like Turtles


    But built entirely by Mexicans.

    • bjornfb

      And ugly

      • DrROBOTO

        just like american cars…made in mexico and ugly

        • rodrigo

          hey, i'm mexican

          • MrMister

            get back to building that house, no chive for you.

          • clap clap

            hey good job so are a ton of other people, and there are 1 billion chinese, and millions of germans

          • Crazy DR


    • johhny B

      unfortunately mexico is in central AMERICA so still valid

      • KLH

        Mexico is in North America, not Central…

    • Frank A. Alvarado

      Dude I'm not Mexican work in construction and let me tell you Mexicans would never build a house Brazilians yes Americans yeah but never Mexicans they only do the cheap work like roofing and siding.

    • k-9

      looks like the place is on fire

    • i too enjoy turtles

      I dont get how this is bad, North America deals mostly with Information Technology (except Mexicans). What's wrong with materials from say, China?

  • JHarris

    #18 Only useful for slicing apples.

    • Shannon Coverdale

      I see what you did there

      • stuckbetweenturds

        See my name, see what I did there? Was it well played, Stan?

    • Stan_Dalone

      Well Played Mr.Harris well played

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #33 pirate michael bolton must get out of the way fast, lest he walk da plank

    • Bubba

      Does anyone have the not-shopped version of that??

    • crazydog

      that SNL skit is the most entertaining thing michael bolton has ever done

  • JHarris

    #28 I already have my TIVO set.

    • MAX_POW

      and i have my M-16 loaded

    • Petey

      thats depressing

    • C weezy

      Persians, the jerseyians, Jerseyites? of the middle east.

  • Stan_Dalone

    #3 cheetos puff would taste better

    • BearOnStilts

      Unless that is actually someones trophy.

      • Barbie 101

        what do you mean by this??

  • NebraskaGuy

    #25 Beer, subtle lip bite and FLBP – FTW!!

    • Jvee Veneracion

      Lip bite girl. Find Her.

      • Dan

        I know she's been on the Chive before, probably in same outfit. She is gorgeous!

  • cubicman

    where are the trolls ? oh,i'm the first one ?

    • Trolly McTroll

      We're having a meeting in Paula's cave… she threw a note tied to a rock at your window, look for the broken glass on the floor.

  • Bubba

    #22 Lawn mowing is serious police business in France, apperently.

    • HJRO99

      they take their cutting seriously. Just ask the last king.

  • cubicman

    fuck,no,stan_dalone was the first one

    • Stan_Dalone

      hey short bus arrives in a couple of minutes don't miss it

      • cubicman

        sorry,miss it… but i was busy with your mom

        • Stan_Dalone

          apparently you weren't in the line when they handed out brains, too bad what a shame

          • FuckoffStan

            LMFAO Seriously what are you dude? 12?

          • 9099

            your insults are SOOOO lame!

      • FuckoffStan

        Wow making fun of mentally handicapped people


  • BamaFanRTR

    Whose the girl in 33?

    • It'sJimmyYo!

      you're mom

      • Guesty


        • johhny B

          thank you guesty
          I find it hard to believe that people don't understand that others won't go back up to post to find picture, so please put #__

  • Stan_Dalone

    #25 give a man a fish, he'll be happy for an hour, Teach him how to fish, He'll be happy forever

    • bdg

      Please find the FLBP on the bottom!

      • Stan_Dalone

        too many women in the pic it wont single them out

      • qwert

        that's a full-grown woman right there… i'd rather have them find miss subtle-lip-bite on top

      • MAX_POW

        she is kind of fat bro!

    • Bear On Stilts

      give man beer and plenty of boobs and he needs not to go fishing

    • cubicman

      really ???

    • zighawk73

      I thought it was build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    • manners

      Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard.

  • It'sJimmyYo!

    Really un-balanced actually its like 11 or 15 on top and only 8 on the bottom.

    • It'sJimmyYo!

      totally valid argument

  • echogeo

    That looks like the love child of Marilyn Manson and Cher.

    • SolidusSnake420

      FUCK, beat me to it

    • theyellowfever

      Nothing about that child says "love".

    • OhOkayThen

      and jackie chan

  • It'sJimmyYo!

    #1 Happy Sweet 16, so we put a picnic table in the kitchen

  • BMW

    Ha! I love that video. #1

  • It'sJimmyYo!

    #3 teeth whitener and peroxide, its an oompa loompa epidemic

  • Bryan

    Ha! I love that video. #27

  • AssClown

    #1 #27
    I see what you did there…

  • whirrrrr


    Clearly noone has.

    • FACE!

      you and that person must have something in common then.

      • Pwdnu



        …. No

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