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October 17, 2011 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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#21 Her? I beg to differ
I know she clearly does not know how to run an effective and tidy desktop
You shouldn't beg, it's unbecoming.
And I be coming all over this bitch
do you know justine coverdale the marine
My first first!!
Your first fail! And probably not your last.
My second second
Then your a winner!!!
And you, I say you Sir are a natural born loser, now go away boy ya botherin me
Now you're just first loser, congrats!
how about being 2nd which is the first loser….
Missed it by *that* much, Turd…
#27 my dad's not a phone!!!!! duhhhhh
I don't get this one.
I was right there with Craigery but thanks Jeralin for clueing me in…. Funny shit!
I'd like to point out your awesome name. high five, Broseph
Brobi Wan Kenobi
I sirs… like both of your names. Pretty awesome. lol
"two phonies tried to give me their autograph …GROUNNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!" < my favorite part. lol xD
#8 …or Lionel Richie.
That is a wall Lionel dances on the ceiling, big difference.
He does walk on the wall to get to the ceiling, but ya not close to as funny as ninjas.
that song was wrote for the video instead of the other way around. I hate it.
I hate wrote songs
I was born in 90 so I will say that reference has no effect on me;
ALSO if you are old enough to have watched that music video, please get off the chive and have a life; you are too old to waste your time and overall fail
#10 can we get some MOAR of her…
this is Grand Prix Toronto 2007 for Magic:The Gathering
But built entirely by Mexicans.
just like american cars…made in mexico and ugly
hey, i'm mexican
get back to building that house, no chive for you.
hey good job so are a ton of other people, and there are 1 billion chinese, and millions of germans
unfortunately mexico is in central AMERICA so still valid
Mexico is in North America, not Central…
Dude I'm not Mexican work in construction and let me tell you Mexicans would never build a house Brazilians yes Americans yeah but never Mexicans they only do the cheap work like roofing and siding.
looks like the place is on fire
I dont get how this is bad, North America deals mostly with Information Technology (except Mexicans). What's wrong with materials from say, China?
#18 Only useful for slicing apples.
I see what you did there
See my name, see what I did there? Was it well played, Stan?
Well Played Mr.Harris well played
#33 pirate michael bolton must get out of the way fast, lest he walk da plank
Does anyone have the not-shopped version of that??
Her name is "Marina C" she has pictures on MetArt, this is from the Gallery "Sognata"
here is the original Picture: http://jzchiwas.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/marin…
that SNL skit is the most entertaining thing michael bolton has ever done
#28 I already have my TIVO set.
and i have my M-16 loaded
Persians, the jerseyians, Jerseyites? of the middle east.
#3 cheetos puff would taste better
Unless that is actually someones trophy.
what do you mean by this??
#25 Beer, subtle lip bite and FLBP – FTW!!
Lip bite girl. Find Her.
I know she's been on the Chive before, probably in same outfit. She is gorgeous!
where are the trolls ? oh,i'm the first one ?
We're having a meeting in Paula's cave… she threw a note tied to a rock at your window, look for the broken glass on the floor.
#22 Lawn mowing is serious police business in France, apperently.
they take their cutting seriously. Just ask the last king.
fuck,no,stan_dalone was the first one
hey short bus arrives in a couple of minutes don't miss it
sorry,miss it… but i was busy with your mom
apparently you weren't in the line when they handed out brains, too bad what a shame
LMFAO Seriously what are you dude? 12?
your insults are SOOOO lame!
Wow making fun of mentally handicapped people
Whose the girl in 33?
thank you guesty
I find it hard to believe that people don't understand that others won't go back up to post to find picture, so please put #__
#25 give a man a fish, he'll be happy for an hour, Teach him how to fish, He'll be happy forever
Please find the FLBP on the bottom!
too many women in the pic it wont single them out
that's a full-grown woman right there… i'd rather have them find miss subtle-lip-bite on top
she is kind of fat bro!
give man beer and plenty of boobs and he needs not to go fishing
I thought it was build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard.
Really un-balanced actually its like 11 or 15 on top and only 8 on the bottom.
totally valid argument
That looks like the love child of Marilyn Manson and Cher.
FUCK, beat me to it
Nothing about that child says "love".
and jackie chan
#1 Happy Sweet 16, so we put a picnic table in the kitchen
threw it on the ground………………… .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
Ha! I love that video. #1
#3 teeth whitener and peroxide, its an oompa loompa epidemic
Ha! I love that video. #27
I see what you did there…
Clearly noone has.
you and that person must have something in common then.
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