Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Slappy McGee

    Early DAR is early.

    • Undershooter30

      Not good but better than the majority of what the fir$t comments say.

      • Slappy McGee

        Sorry, Undershooter30, but I'm not here for your amusement.

        I do it for the kids.

        • Undershooter30

          You make super generic comments for the kids? Your so selfless slappy

          • shaunvw

            If you are going to make fun of someone you should probably at least use the right "you're".

            • moniesLOL

              Might as well just say "Your an idiot" lolz

              • Undershooter30

                Got to admit I fucked that up. Not my day I guess :S

    • Anonymous

      #20 Set. Hike!

    • Sly

      Correction, early DAR is crappy.

  • Cory


    • Mind Blown


  • GREeddy

    thank you chive for keeping me sane here at work

  • cashmoneybrian

    #49 is all sorts of fantasssstic

    • BOM

      who is this?

      • cashmoneybrian


      • That Guy

        Andrea RIncon

        • Guesty

          who is she?

          • Bluto

            Can't you read? Andrea RIncon.

          • Gus

            Bitch… its called google, USE IT.

        • Dan

          Do a google search. She did a topless set for Maxim

          • vlad

            she did a lot more than that

        • Do0zer

          You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

      • cashmoneybrian
    • Nolaboy

      MOAR of dat ass!! Lets go hiking!

    • Hack


    • L_E_Ott

      Well how there…

    • Soft Taco Juice

      FIND HER.

    • Master Shake

      I see what you did there…

    • DemonIAm


    • Crammer

      Do we have her name yet????

      • cashmoneybrian


        • muchacho


          • Biggus Diccus


            • epayne73


          • https://www.facebook.com/donovan.colbert Donovan Colbert


      • vitobonespur

        Are you having trouble reading?

    • FIND NOW!

      Agreed, that thing is ridiculously ridiculous. MOAR PLEASE!

    • ibangahapa

      I'm a little outta breath from that one.

      • Smoke-n-water

        Yeah, made me want to cry it was so beautiful!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'd Poke that Hontas!

      – the one you love to hate

    • Charlie_Cheen

      She should trim her bush, it's hanging down past her knees.

    • http://twitter.com/Cenobitic @Cenobitic

      All yous wrong. It's Pokeahotass.

      • found her

        selena spice

    • MAX_POW

      Andrea Rincon, best known as Selena Spice. colombian, 20 years old. Following, a few pics and her website. http://patiobonitoaldia.files.wordpress.com/2010/http://wp000204.ferozo.com//wp-content/uploads/20http://www.selenaspice.com/

    • Speedtarzanjujitsu

      Oh fuck yeah. Bang-A-Rang!

    • Squooshy

      holy jesus jump up palomino…

    • Careverga
  • Ynut


  • pablo_v

    "Mom you're messing up our fort"
    -Buster Bluth

    • winfields

      awesome show! Can't wait for the movie to come out (Arrested Development) bitches!!

      • http://twitter.com/#!/lawlessvictory LawlessVictory

        Heck yeah! So incredibly pleased that it's finally officially happening.

      • hMMMM

        I think it's an awesome concept with the 10 episodes leading up to the movie. PUMPED!!!

  • Kaars

    #1… That is one gay fish…

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      He clearly loves fishsticks….

      • SimonPhoenix

        He should go hang out with Kanye!

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      maybe it's because fish sticks are breaded…and i'm a lyrical genius

  • Takingbackcider

    #5 Thats the TMNT ruined for me….

  • RatedR401

    #6 lol.

    Why do people always comment the exact same comment when the DAR is early????

    • Cletus

      Yeah, "early dar is early" is like the new "first"

      • winfields

        well, let's thumbs down that asshole then.

    • Jak

      I love how the dude with the cutout looks the happiest.

      • SimonPhoenix

        DUH! Still gets off at the end of the night … and has a hot ass date in all the photos .. and best part ..

        NOT HAVING TO LISTNE TO A BUNCH OF fucking boring ass annoying comments from a cum depository all night either.

        • Ha.Ha.

          I don't care how annoying, would rather have the company of a real woman than a cutout. Just sayin.

        • the other Jen

          has someone been burned, Mr Phoenix???

    • JDB

      because early DAR is early…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      cause that's the Chive and the internet for ya. Maybe they're new and thought it'd be funny because they haven't seen it a million times…it did get thumbs up.

    • bollyver

      That's how chivers do homecoming. Oh shit I'm chiven.

  • Is this thing on?

    what about now?

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Funk soul brother

  • Rose3191

    #4 Miss it? I still do it!

    • JDB

      I'd love to make a fort with you.

    • Dick Folgers

      Pic or it…nah, fuck it. i believe you.

    • acloudypanda

      Me too! This is one past time I dont think I will be out growing any time soon

  • JHarris

    #10 Pedobear approved.

    • Undershooter30

      Quagmire approved.

    • db420

      Dear Diary… Jackpot.

      • schango

        took the words out of my mouth.

  • The Guy

    #16 I second that!!

    • JHarris

      Correction – The girl on the right is not attractive.

    • Truth

      ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME??? I know ole' Norma was hot in her day, but she's a damn cow!! Look at the thunder-thighs and huge ass. Cute face, but NOT hot. Bitch please….

      • its_forge

        Even though she is admittedly quite er, plush, to put it diplomatically, I'd still rather a weekend with her than that nightmare on the right. Be like fucking a bicycle.

        • Jay

          Nice analogy. Might get it caught in the spokes.

      • Franklin1138

        You, sir, are a buffoon. If you like your girls on crystal meth, I guess you have every right. But if you think Norma's a cow, you are a no-go.

      • Petey

        how is not being anorexic or "fit" being a cow? personally, i would take your definition of a "cow" over chicks like paris hilton any day. if i wanted to fuck a stick i'd go out into the woods behind my house

        • hMMMM

          …but real sticks don't have vaginas…

    • disastrash

      I'd take the one on the right. No trollin'.

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Hmmm… more like both are opposite extremes to me.

      • Cletus

        Yeah, how about a picture of a chick who is not fat OR anorexic?

    • Jak

      Please refer to #49!

      • Truth

        49 has a big round ass… her body is clearly not fat, but she has a large butt, too large for her body

        • Logic

          Clearly you like man ass and anorexic women… sigh… or you must have never had a phat ass to hit… either is too bad

          • Truth

            Not man ass as you put it, just nice tight ass. I don't like fat, giggly, cottage cheese ass.

            • Andrew

              ur gay

              • Say What?


            • Gus

              Your eyes are up your ass dude…just give up.

    • Truth

      clearly a lot of chubby chasers here

      • hater

        I would bet everything I own that "Truth" is the biggest douche bag ever that probably only gets laid by his own hand.

        • Gus

          His hand is probably the only thing small enough to satisfy him…all forms of pun intended.

    • The_Stif

      If we are just talking about hittin it, I am not sure why everyone is being so damn picky. I would take either.

    • stephanie

      Hope that the people who agree arenot the same people who shot down the "larger" picsof kate Upton last week.

    • http://caliaircrew.com James

      Uggh, no thank you. I'd rather count ribs than rolls of fat.
      If I want to see a fat girl I'll just go home and see the wife.

    • Lotus

      Just looking at the replies here we need some sort of "hot or not" post on the subject. I'm tired of debating fit girls every week, let's move on to something else.

    • Mr_Eff

      God forbid anyone looking average these days being seen as attractive. To the majority of people who don't know the woman on the left is Marilyn Fucking Monroe, she is the epitome of what a sex symbol is. She is the main reason for glamour in Hollywood stars. Whoever the skinny chick is on the right, fantastic if you like that too, but for everyone saying Marilyn is fat, do everyone else a favor and delete your internet, because you have no concept or valid opinion of what this discussion is even about. She was a wreck inside, she was insecure and depressed almost her entire adult life, and no one even knew until she was gone, because she shined brighter than any star in Hollywood ever had or ever has since. She kept it hidden and her radiance overshadowed everything else. She is the catalyst for sex symbols. She is the reason.

      • Truth

        I don't know where you live, but for me "average" isn't the huge cow that is depicted in the Norma Jean pic. Maybe you need to stay away from the buffet line??

    • Hwap

      Are Fat chicks who blame society for warped body images among the female population attracted to big fat hairy guys, or smokin hot dudes in fireman uniforms?

    • PAAP11


      • the other Jen

        if there was a pic of someone with the same body as marilyn monroe in that pic above in a bikini or bra and underwear, no doubt, you all would be calling her fat. seriously.

        • PAAP11

          Whoa not even!
          I appreciate a woman with some curves! I'd take a husky girl over a skinny girl any day!

    • Brah

      Although Marilyn's weight flucuated throughout her life, and that photo was taken when she was a bit heavier than normal, she had an extreme hourglass figure. That means that along with her D-cups and wide hips, she had a 4 inch waist. Which, by anyone's definition is not fat. Marilyn Monroe was fucking gorgeous, not a cow by any means.

      • Brah

        *24 inch waist

    • Jenny

      yay for guys who like normal girls!! we should get a post of normal girls instead of gross thin ones!!!

    • Allie

      Agreed! The gap thing is stupid. At my lowest weight, which was borderline unhealthy, I didn't have a gap. If you want a girl with no hips, good for you. But don't think you're automatically right. And if you want your Chivettes to represent "normal women," stop criticizing the girls who won't starve themselves just to have your precious "gap" and ribs that stick out a mile. There are lots of types of women out there. Screw you if you can't accept more than one body type.

  • cashmoneybrian

    #42 maybe i should become a tattoo artist

    • Hero status

      Georgia salpa

      • winfields


  • Brother Maynard

    #10 Dear diary,


    • Undershooter30


    • colombianchiver


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=200302259 Tyler B.


    • http://www.facebook.com/kistlerjd Jeff Kistler

      I couldnt place where I saw that guy before… Thanks Chive!

    • Allen


  • skineepuppy


    • yer dad

      That lesbian little fag douche whatever you want to call him is rich as shit and has pulled hotter tail then all of us. You gotta respect anyone who can get by on no real talent and not really working. He's what we all like to be- admit it.

      • its_forge

        Little bastard spent an entire weekend tagging Selena Fricking Gomez. I mean, seriously.

        • turbodude

          I doubt it..They prolly sat around in pajamas talking about boys and interior decorating all weekend…

          • its_forge

            You didn't see the photos then. Both of them practically got to third base right in the surf outside the hotel. Romance novel covers don't have this much grabbing and pulling of the clothes.

            • turbodude

              Oh I know it….he probably gets laid more than the tourists getting off the planes in Hawaii.

  • winfields

    Got a big LOL out of #5
    What a lil' fag

    • Mr Clapp

      yeah being able to do whoever you want and being super rich is so faggy. i would prefer to sit at home on the internet then have that life.

  • Nick

    36- Dear diary, JACKPOT

    • Cletus

      Comment already posted, see above, plus you forgot to put the # sign before the pic numbers.

      Much success!

  • winfields

    #12 – sure do miss college

  • Undershooter30

    #1 I'll get that bitch some fish sticks… Bitches love fish sticks

    • AssClown

      *fish dicks…

      • thepoopsmith

        are you a gay fish?

      • Undershooter30

        I don't always make dumb comments. But when I do, I make very unoriginal ones.

    • Cletus

      Your comments lacks originality.

      • Undershooter30

        Your comment lacks my caring. And more than lack of originality, it was a bad pick to say that about.

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    #40 Scrolling the DAR, or is the DAR scrolling you?

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Poor girl must be constipated.

    • NME

      What…pray tell…are you using to scroll the page? Surprise?!?

      • Logic4u

        she will make a good first wife

    • rabble

      Would love to tongue punch that fart box!

    • nicky b

      Ah I see, you scroll the dar while takin' it in the ass?

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      I see cameltoe!

    • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

      What you did there… I see it… and I like it.

  • AssClown

    #5 Finally there's something as gay as Twilight!! Or is it…

    • TIZ


    • Big Dan

      that a tough one both are very gay

    • brad

      finally? you've been desperately waiting for something extremely gay? that's cool. don't be afraid to be yourself.

  • jasgat

    #14 Made my day

    • Kirk Cameron

      clearly an LSU fan!

      • rabble

        she does look similar to a girl i know that goes to LSU, but I think you are trolling the BCS NUMERO UNO!!!!!

        • Kirk Cameron

          Not trolling, just making the obvious LSU fan corndog reference for fellow SEC chivers. Chick is smoking hot and I really like corndogs. Also, as long as LSU beats bammer I'm all for numero uno holmes!

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      what girl?…GAWD I LOVE CORNDOGS!

      • db420

        FIND HER….

        • hMMMM

          the corndog is a male, not female.

    • http://www.facebook.com/nizzle.XD Courtney Roxanne Jean Fair

      Actually I went to the Batman Release Im not an LSU fan sorry 😦 However I am a Corndog fan

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #3 this is how I feel night two in Vegas

    • Undershooter30

      I can't remember what I felt like after about 5 hours in Vegas.

      • Jive

        I lost 200 hundred bucks, a shoe and through up in a cab about 3 hours into my veags tri…wait, no. That was saturday night in the glen. My bad, carry on.

        • Jive

          I realized after I submitted that I didn't proof read. "threw"

    • shango

      This is how I feel after grading 120 shitty student essays.

    • My_name?_serioulsy?

      HEY!!! does "stays in Vegas" mean anything to you?

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