Get low, get dirty, and have yerself a good ol’ time (30 Photos)

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  • OneWayOfGettinIt

    #30 Lady and the tapeworm

    • Guse

      I want to laugh and wretch at the same time.

      • dirtysteve99

        'retch' – and yes, it's an odd mix.

        • Guse

          Yeah. Nobody likes people that do that. We all misspell things sometimes.

          • Jack_LeMac

            I believe it's "summtimes." Duh

            • I do

              I think it's bell-eve

  • :):):)

    🙂

    • Nolaboy

      #28 Yes that ass is amazing!!!

  • NoIdeaWhatBounces.

    What Happened to "Things That Bounce" Thursdays?

    • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

      It's Tuesday.

      • DeDav

        No, he means that it wasn't there last week, and he's really worried like a mother for their child who's 5 minutes late.

    • BAMBAM

      Nothing, it's just not thursday.

    • http://www.gearlocal.com Hambone

      O r for that matter gifs in general. Criminal I tell you.

  • Alan

    #17 One day women will realize that bj's for us means golden ticket for anything they want for them

    • Brian

      Whatever the fuck they want that day they get when it starts with a breakfast bj.

    • Biggus Diccus

      My ex was that rare gem that actually enjoyed doing it, too bad she was such a bitch.

      • truth

        hard to hear her bitch with my dick in her mouth.

      • Chief

        urban legend. always the friend of a friend.

  • WorkoutNextTime

    #26 a fat tiger for your fat dumb self.

    • bbqboobs

      That is a confused looking tiger.

      • BAMBAM

        It's probably wondering what it has done in a past life to end up as a shitty tattoo

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      You nitwits should probably take a look at some old chinese artwork. This is a traditionally drawn tiger from centuries ago.

      • Dick Salad

        It ironically resembles the same exact tiger that Ed Hardy douches wear as well you nitwit.

        • Guesty

          why you know so much about ed hardy?

          • Dick Salad

            ^Doesn't own a TV

    • Texas Made

      "Come at me bro…with a sandwich"

    • Dick Salad

      Net Tardy is just so fuckin dope bro!

      • Dick Salad

        Ned* fml..

    • J-ling-ling

      And maybe having 2 tails can pretty much suck too!!

  • NoThanks,We'reGood

    #29 "Ya'll wanna make this three-way?"

    • Paula's Mom

      paula how many time do I have to tell you not to play with those damn turtles

    • bob

      treat yo self!

  • Jin

    #28 more pls!

    • bigcat72

      please MOAR!

      • Bubba

        second that!!

    • nope

      It's Dylan's ass!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        And a fine fine ass it is.

    • Frankee

      It's a guy? :>

    • MOAR

      Devote an entire day to her.

    • Guesty
      • Billy

        Fuck off Guesty

    • AK47
    • Jim

      HO. LY. SHIT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #18, sometimes I catch my kids watching her show and realize that I'm a pervert.

    • Brian

      Born July 22, 1992, she's fair game.

    • tralfaz

      Sometimes my son (10) and I will be watching with our mouths hanging open for the exact same reason.

    • Anon

      I'm just glad she has finally started growing into her big giant head. For years she looked funny for having a big ol' noggin on top of a tiny body.

    • Dolfan0925

      Who is she?

      • Jay

        yeah, exactly. I don't peruse Disney and Nickelodeon looking for fap material.

      • Kevin

        If you click on the picture it says Selena Gomez. I'm going to guess it's Selena Gomez.

    • SWa

      I really need to get my mind out of the gutter

      but damn she really does look like she's about to say 'want to fu…' then the gif got cut off ><

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #22 dear diary: jackpot!

    • joeoby78

      GIGGITY!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/podplesky Joe Podplesky

        This is the hardrock hotel in Biloxi Ms. go forth my children and procreate!

  • bigcat72

    #14 HAHA! thats one way to get it done.

    • Mike

      who is that teddy bear? I cant remember it

  • reznor

    #7 Sort of want.

    • robber

      did a triple take

    • mike

      I want see unshopped real one

  • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

    #5 #11 YES!

    • sad

      for all that is right in the world WHY did you have to get rid of the original #11. that was one of my favorite girls i've ever seen on the chive 😦

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.a.sampson Thomas Allen Sampson

    #18 …….im sorry what were you saying?

  • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

    #28, FIND!

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

    #1

    Like

    • Drsgos_Nei

      best show ever!

    • SheriffPablo

      Al Bundy is my Hero

    • Bucky Jones

      No Ma'am

  • mouchette

    #7 would be the best if #11 wasn't so awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

    #30
    really?

  • bitches

    Holy friholy #28!

  • sshuggi

    #11 And today shall be laundry day!

    • Griff

      Please give this fox a gallery, Chive.

      • Maarten

        It's Anna Kournikova.
        Lots of galleries on the web.

  • http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

    Nothing dirty about #18, that's just a good time for all.

    • Stan_Dalone

      mesmerizing

  • bbqboobs

    #5 #28 You win! Here's my wallet, take it! I don't care.

  • bbqboobs

    #1 *cue the audience* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lollipopchainsaw

    #13 I am the weirdest boner right now..

    • wedgie

      look it up

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=715925027 Michael Clemetson

    #28 ( ) no words

    • Frank

      Should have sent a poet.

      • tralfaz

        Contact

  • SweetBabyJesus

    moar #11

    • The Hick

      Just google famous Russian tennis stars. I believe this is from one of Anna Kournikova's Maxim shoots.

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