Road rage, it affects us all (7 Photos)

October 18, 2011 | In: Animals, Random

Martin

If I would have been in that car, before the elephant touched it, I would have gotten out and knifed through the elephant's chest with a judo punch, removing the elephant's still-beating heart and thwarting the attack. Then I would have eaten the heart while blood dripped down the front of my shirt while all the women in the car performed fellatio on me.

bless1

togtfo!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1371891545 Ronald Pineda

Freakin’ humans think they own everything. Well not up n’ here, NOT UP N’ HERE!!!
Guest

Damn nature, you scary!!
Vinny

I flipped Babar off so he flipped me off…….THE FRIGGIN ROAD
poppajo8

Where's the guy from the 'Mayhem' commercials?
Commando00

Elephant 1……Car 0

Hope they had side airbags!!
loso

Mayhem: Just pull over and let him pass
Big G

Typical dutchman machoism! Get a brain ya bonehead! LOL
3244

Dear Spammer,
Please be annoying somewhere else. We all would appreciate it greatly.
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Anonymous

holy sh*t!!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1313330219 Daniel Andujar

Right, because why try to go help them when you can STAND THERE AND TAKE PICTURES OF IT?

http://www.sublimedirectory.com ChodeLauncher

What could any onlooker do? It's a freaking BULL ELEPHANT!

Here, let me demonstrate:
Gina

right sure thing and get crushed or speared or thrown 100yrds by A Fucking Mad BULL Elephant

BrotherDarryl

All I can here is Cleveland before (his car gets rolled) his tub falls out the window.
gorizal

like a boss.
robsterling

What's big and gray and comes in quarts?
This guy!
#2
Nick

yup just your average working day in the Kruger Park
Gyro

yea … dumbshit from North West that doesn't know you dont fuck with a elephant
Stan_Dalone

#1 King of the Road
Noah_Knuff

you're following me too damn close #5
Dullmann

Ohhhh, "road rage" I thought it said "road rape"… woulda been WAY more interesting. Heh heh "rape".
Otyugh

Don't mess with the Chuck Norrises of the animal Kingdom.
duh

"Hey boss, I'ma be late for work… An elephant just rolled my car into a ditch…. I swear!"