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October 18, 2011 |
In: Animals, Random
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If I would have been in that car, before the elephant touched it, I would have gotten out and knifed through the elephant's chest with a judo punch, removing the elephant's still-beating heart and thwarting the attack. Then I would have eaten the heart while blood dripped down the front of my shirt while all the women in the car performed fellatio on me.
I call your bluff
Freakin’ humans think they own everything. Well not up n’ here, NOT UP N’ HERE!!!
Damn nature, you scary!!
I flipped Babar off so he flipped me off…….THE FRIGGIN ROAD
Where's the guy from the 'Mayhem' commercials?
Elephant 1……Car 0
Hope they had side airbags!!
Mayhem: Just pull over and let him pass
Typical dutchman machoism! Get a brain ya bonehead! LOL
Please be annoying somewhere else. We all would appreciate it greatly.
Thank you. – Everyone else
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Right, because why try to go help them when you can STAND THERE AND TAKE PICTURES OF IT?
What could any onlooker do? It's a freaking BULL ELEPHANT!
Here, let me demonstrate:
right sure thing and get crushed or speared or thrown 100yrds by A Fucking Mad BULL Elephant
All I can here is Cleveland before (his car gets rolled) his tub falls out the window.
like a boss.
What's big and gray and comes in quarts?
yup just your average working day in the Kruger Park
yea … dumbshit from North West that doesn't know you dont fuck with a elephant
#1 King of the Road
you're following me too damn close #5
Ohhhh, "road rage" I thought it said "road rape"… woulda been WAY more interesting. Heh heh "rape".
Don't mess with the Chuck Norrises of the animal Kingdom.
"Hey boss, I'ma be late for work… An elephant just rolled my car into a ditch…. I swear!"
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