Steven Seagal awkward wine tasting (Video)

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I know it’s old, but like a fine wine this video gets better with age.

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  • pooq

    if I owned a winery this would be on repeat on 10 big screens. I would soon go out of business, but it would be a good ride.

  • Chris Ginga Morris

    This reminds me of porn.

    • Brand_n

      I'm glad someone else mentioned that, because I have the weirdest boner right now.

      • DrROBOTO

        its not wierd.embrace it.

        • 2cool4skool

          Your mom embraced it :p

  • Erik Plate

    What is this, i dont even

  • NoIdeaWhatBounces..

    Free space, great opportunity…What the Fuck happened to "Things that bounce" Thursdays?

    • Taiwan

      Yeah! What did happen to Titty-B T?

    • Lucas

      true, things that bounce thursday was one of my favorites! bring it back!

    • xaotikdesigns

      You ever see Steven Seagal lately? I think he qualifies as a "thing that bounces"

  • Chris Scharff

    Surely it is old, but I've yet to see this, and I found it to be quite comedic. The shoulder pads in her jacket were a classy touch, in an 80's, Miami Vice kind of way. Definitely reminiscent of bad porn too.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    got it!
    kelly lebrock was sooo hot back then!

    • simon phoenix

      She sure was …

      "Don't hate me cause I"m beautiful!"

      or Weird Science.

      memories .. memories!

  • mouchette

    Kelly Lebrock! Can't finish this due to Weird Science respect.


    To be honest, whatever this is, does Steven Seagal's acting prowess justice.

  • Neven

    they have same haircut…

  • Stan_Dalone

    What? Kelly was very hot then. too bad she let herself go. kinda hokey

  • Machinist

    Bitch needs to learn to grasp a wine glass by the stem…

    • i'm the 3rd guesty

      Douche needs to learn white wine needs no stem graspin'… Bitch

  • Da Sandman

    wine porn…?

  • DanielB

    Fill the blank: This video hates women more than ___________.

    • DanielB

      5 inch heels

    • Mark

      Chris Brown

    • Sleep_Salone


  • greg

    like a boss.

  • MammyNun3

    NO, Bad Chive! Bad Chive! You quit posting unfunny stuff!

  • PopcornFarts

    What in the hell did I just watch?

  • Tim

    I think this should be called awkward time wasting…

  • fed

    ok so i got three questions:

    1. this is a porn, right?
    2. why white wine instead of red? it kinda emasculates steven…
    3. why doesn't he send her out of the room with a roundhouse kick?

  • Bly

    that was ridiculously fucking painful to watch, more corn than Iowa.

  • Lokobo

    Now I know how to pour a bottle of two buck chuck!

  • Coldzilla

    And THATS why I drink beer

  • Htisss

    This is from the good old days when the American public had no clue what to do with wine. You have to start the educational process somewhere and it looks as if we start from the rock bottom.

  • Verbal_Kint

    Kelly LeBrock was crazy hot back in the day…

  • MacTheLad

    Terribly bad. I was hoping chuck Norris would break in and dish out sweet roundhouse justice!

  • Henry Gibson

    To paraphrase another famous idiot from the 90s, "He could be on the Olympic Sitting There Team."

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