Captions are like Tapatio for photos (31 photos)

  • Tuff Guy

    #6 Funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • Vegeta

    #27 made me laugh so hard!

  • greg

    dont lie you read that in his voice

  • joshua

    hahahahahahahha #2 soooo true!

  • loso


    Scumbag Stefanie
    Always gets a good parking space at the liquor store

  • Aaron

    I've been bed ridden from work with strep throat for two days. I can honestly say i laughed till it hurt. Really needed this thanks chive

  • Coldzilla

    #5 yeah Id be doin more than lookin at em

  • Dave

    #13 Wrong Hole!

  • Douche McFuckstain

    #28 almost made me shit myself. I'm simple like that.

  • Tri140point6

    #29 Viagra didn't even work. Now what?????

  • Tri140point6

    #30 Once you go blue, no other color will do

  • Tri140point6

    #5 I wonder if I could play the hokie pokie with these babies?

  • Tri140point6

    #25 whoever said money talks is whacked. I don't hear crap

  • Tri140point6

    #25 Yo, if you got this cash from her piggybank, she's too young for you bro

  • Tri140point6

    #16 I cant believe we painted white stripes on these kittens. We r such badasses

  • Tri140point6

    #23 Ladies, see this thing dragging behind me? It's not my tail 😉

  • Tri140point6

    #16 Like OMG, your tail is so totally tickling me

  • Tri140point6

    #19 Like OMG, your tail is totally tickling my Vajayjay….hhheeeeeee

  • Kris

    #20 Moved to just south of Phoenix earlier this year, so no. What is winter?

  • Anonymous

    28 is a mate of mine which makes it all the more funnier because I’m pretty sure he hasn’t seen this genius caption at his expense

  • Dana Xu

    #12 indeed

  • pcleduc

    #28: Terrible pun is terrible

  • mickey

    Why hasn't anyone mentioned how weird and fucked up the guys face is in #10?

  • Dennis

    Anyone else stare at the end ad looking for the joke before realizing its just an ad for a dating site and not part of the post. Damn you chive that’s thirty seconds I can never get back…… Chive On!

  • Bob

    #5 who is this. please

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