Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Todd_A

    #20 – It was about 10 – 20 seconds before I figured out she HAD eyes…

    • DazISaFAG

      DMA >> DAR

    • houtini

      beautiful ones, too

    • Illicit-Weaponry

      Yeah I literally didnt look at her eyes for a good long while.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/lawlessvictory LawlessVictory

      Same here, but I was happy when I did. Pretty eyes are pretty.

    • Hero status

      Who Is she?

    • Hatetank

      What eyes?

    • Steveystevesteve

      That might be the first time that I've been drawn to the eyes first when nipples were so obviously staring at me. Do we really need to tell you guys to find her?

    • steve

      always keep eyes on

    • DJDoubleB

      Chive, Find her!

    • Tri140point6

      She has eyes????????

    • Tri140point6

      I still can't find them…..where are they????

    • Franklin1138

      I don't even know if you could measure my time in full seconds. I looked at her eyes and realized there were four staring back at me.

    • Bilbo T-Baggins


    • https://www.facebook.com/schulzen Federico Schulzen

      i dunno but that curtains are B-E-A-UTIFUL

    • Underbaker

      First… I mean what eyes… where did the last 13 hours go?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000486430436 Mo Swift Than Mimi

      for the longest time i didn't get it (i thought it was talking about contact glasses) and then i realized it the joke and that initially i didn't look at her eyes (so 0sec)

  • acs10

    #15 is genius

    • Broseph Stalin

      I guess it depends where you're at…. because carrying around a loaf of french bread at a concert isn't suspicious at all!

      • the other Jen

        my drunk ass would get hungry and eat the bread coozie. MMMMM

    • Biggus Diccus

      I just put vodka in a water bottle

  • drehgz

    You go fat man!

    • koko

      it's funny cuz he's fat

    • Ryan

      What a lifetime of playing by yourself gets you.

    • Phil


      • ericthegerman

        peter ludolf, german junkdealer –

  • Todd_A

    #5 – Damn it!!! Now I need a different costume for Halloween…

    • Hotdog Neck

      #20 would be really popular….

  • blub

    #22 i think i just peed a little bit laughing

    • Elbie

      honestly I don't get the joke

      • SkyVader
        • WillSmith

          what a dumbass movie

          • SkyVader

            what a dumbass comment

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001143045246 Raymond Amoroso

        napolean dynamites brother, when he's @ the bus terminal waiting for his GF holding the sign…

    • Negron

      This is exactly what kids are for, own personal amusment

      • Chris H

        Excuse me. Why don't you have a seat, right over there?

  • blub

    #1 looks like conan o'brian

    • richardthesiger

      SURBITON SCOOTER GRANNY! haha thats my home town. SAFE.

    • Mr. H

      "Fuck it, I do what I want"

  • MikeOlmos

    #20 Instant eye contact…on her chest.

    • Yogy

      I made it 0.00002s then my eyes went down below…on her chest, as well!

    • eyes

      shit, was she staring at me?

  • Todd_A

    CRAP! #7 made me awwwwwwww…….

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Awwwww, #7 made me crap

  • Melvin

    #6 Prince does bukkake

    • fibonacci5150

      do not, i repeat, DO NOT activate this things trap card!

    • TDub66

      Lady GaGa??

  • http://www.facebook.com/conecta2.dk Eduardo David I. Sicard

    #20 2 seconds…

    • calm

      You beat me by about 1.5 seconds. I even tried twice, total failure.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #8 is a real life cabbage patch man.

    • TDub66

      Nice head-o-lettuce!

    • TAMZ

      Am wishing this was a marijuana leaf……would last me a few days……Ahhh, one can dream

  • Wanker


    • glitched

      not chaser decoy

    • OhNo

      Not a chaser, a distraction.

      • FacePalm

        wtf did you think "decoy" meant.

  • Dantheloser

    #20 Never even started…

  • Hiyah!

    #23 Kung Fu Panda

  • Terrance_


    • http://twitter.com/#!/lawlessvictory LawlessVictory

      Agreed. That's just insanely cool.

  • Insomniac

    #6 Prince, the even weirder years

    • Insomniac

      damn, didn't realize someone had already beaten me to a Prince joke =P

    • blub


  • Dan

    Kitty finally earned his MiG license. #4

    • Putzco

      pew…pew pew pew….pew…

  • alan

    Meanwhile, in Jurassic Park. #8

  • mouchette

    #12, Ronald needs to be dirtier and fatter.

    • Todd_A

      And that's just an insult to Ronald..

  • The Guy

    Yo Dawg… #16

    • Remy


    • ImpressMe

      Do not screw with a Pike…. that could be your arm…..

  • https://www.facebook.com/tanks13 Juan Tank Anzures

    #20 was dope the rest are kinda weak

    • Pwithc

      Cool story, bro

  • drewsmalley24

    #22 he's probably just making some sweet moolah with Uncle Rico

  • 6655321

    #3 I have a man crush on Jezza.

    • bob

      have you seen the mans' teeth?

    • Joeyk

      Weird man i just randomly watched this episode on netflix last night, i know..cool story bro

  • FloppyRocks

    #23 Picked first every day at recess.

  • Kris

    #20 Yeah, I didn't see her eyes till 10 seconds later.

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