Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Strewart

    #9 Not Quite Manbearpig, but it's a start…

  • Mack318

    #8 Welcome to College.

    • BAMBAM

      welcome to toilet clogging up with kitchen roll

    • phi

      Yeah, you can't wipe ur ass with paper if its too wide!

      • The_Dood

        Fold it both ways perhaps?

    • Dan

      If you flush paper towels down the toilet it will clog, they are not water soluble (they won't dissolve like toilet paper), take it from someone that experienced it (the toilet clogging) and who's family owns a janitorial supply company. I would normally just take the crappy stuff for free from our warehouse, but the gay kid who lives in my dorm keeps buying this really awesome soft stuff, it's like 4 ply and makes my tushy feel like a cloud.

      • hMMMM

        gay kid keeps the expensive tp in the stalls so everyone can use? I used to carry my shit with me, those college rolls are fucking awful, especially given the lifestyle and diet of the typical college kid.

  • alate

    #17 Holy shit! they're like roaches with oposable thumbs

    • nate

      yea…fuck this shit…i'm good on going wherever this is

      • Sleep_Salone


    • Broseph Stalin

      That's exactly what someone looking at Earth would say about us

    • Silentstatic

      Actually that's a leaked video of a Nickelback Roadie feeding their song writers.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/UncleBubba Maffu

        Comment 96% pure win.

    • Renegade800135

      bet the same thing would happen if he had kfc and ran through the hood

  • Still_Counts

    "Why so SERIOUS??? "

    Reminds me of joker in Batman who died in real life. God bless his soul.


    • Sure

      …. really?

    • Dan

      It's supposed to, he's dressed like Ronald McDonald and The Joker. Serious derp man.

    • a_schoenoprasum

      wait, he died in REAL life? whoa.

    • quagmireismysexidol

      that was heath ledger. he played joker in the dark knight and literally died a few days after they finished filming

      • vhr1904

        oh man. this is news!!! have you told anybody else?

      • guest


    • 2pumpdump

      Ronald's dead? WTF

  • Still_Counts

    Those tits are awesome. ❤


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Still not as sexy as LG ❤

      – the one you love to date

      • DoomsDayDub

        Here's the flickr with tons of pics of her: http://www.flickr.com/photos/peopleofplatt/sets/7

        • maggiemay13

          She is absolutely gorgeous. I think I even have a crush on her now.

          • jen

            eww lesbian 😡

      • Lobo

        you're right. she's more sexy than LG.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      BTW found her: Carmen Dell'Orefice. You're welcome.

      – the one you love to date

      • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

        Good job!

        Thank You!

        Speaking of which .. HOW THE FUCK .. did you find so fast?

        • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

          Good job! Total fake .. it's not her. I don't EVEN KNOW WHY… I fucking bothered looking her up. I think it was late.. I was tired from studying AND I ACTUALLY FUCKING BELIEVED Paula had a soul.

          put me on the suckah list.

          • teh dude

            Paula is a retarded troll, don't believe anything she writes.

            btw: http://sexualityinart.wordpress.com/2011/10/17/un

            Really easy to find her, though i don't see a name for her on the blog

            Its called reverse image search. Not that hard.

          • bbqboobs

            Hahaha you're an idiot. I was about to google it too, then I remembered that other chick she kept telling me to google, and I was like nah

            But apparently, I'm an idiot too, cause I fell for the last one. Touche random chiver, touche.

            • teh dude

              what are you babbling about. Thats her. deal with it. Image is directly from her flikr page.

              • bbqboobs

                I was talking to the guy about you who googled Carmen Dell'Orefice, which shouldn't have been that hard to figure out if you were properly following the thread.

              • Darkside

                Step off your high horse. Its just the internet douche.

                • Anger Sharks


    • gaz

      is she the same one from yesterdays DAR with the eye contact thing?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        If you forgot her that fast you're not worthy.

        – the one you love to date

    • Trueno

      She's hot!!!

    • Dick Salad

      She is Imogen, and she is heavenly… Would saw left thumb off with a plastic spoon for that.

    • Tri140point6

      Her bellybutton sticks out almost as far as her nips

  • stickeys

    #6 Ringo??

    • GI Joe

      Ned Stark

  • McDienalds

    #7 "Badah Bapah…Fuck off"

  • maclean

    #11 wow

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      The cat agrees.

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        saw #11 #12 was my reaction then i LOL'd

    • hMMMM

      this girl is a little above average, at best. Just b/c she's showing nipples does not make her 'OMG' material.

      • Bogus_Shizzall

        Nipples – your argument is invalid.

      • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

        You know how I know you're gay(and/or a virgin)? …..

        • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

          Btw, that was meant for hMMMM, not you, Bogus.

        • Raunchy The 1st

          yeah. because virgins are known for their extremely selective taste in women, amirite?

      • Blumpkin

        Well, she gets my blood flowing in all the right places. I'm sorry you don't like women.

        • Ha.Ha.

          just b/c he thinks this girl is getting hyped due to nipples doesn't mean he doesn't like women, dumbass.

      • 90809


    • Fun with Numbers.

      What I think I look like AND what I know I looked like!

  • Dax

    #19 SPOILER ALERT: she isn't

    • 6655321


    • http://BeerAndStupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

      You sure?

    • thedude325

      Thats a hasty conclusion to jump to

    • Jak

      Sounds to me like you just don't have game.

    • frankysins

      then you're doing it wrong

  • Frank

    #13 Strangest Porno set ever.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000599132067 Jesse Sager

      more like awesome-est

    • Beano

      must have 1986 Carrie Fisher for breakfast

      • Beano

        *1983….. I'm sure she looked just as good three years later

  • Dan

    #9 Looks like the weiner dog is about to give that pig what for. She is not impressed.

    • Bill Murray

      I wear a butt plug all day.

  • BaltimoreChiver

    #1 Want vs. Need?


    • Dr_StrangePants

      Diabetes be Damned

      • the almighty beerman

        Its Nutella. Your argument is invalid.

        • 9039

          goddamn fat-ass Americans…….

  • Dan

    The cat is impressed as I was. #11 #12

    • Dr. Hfuhruhurr

      ok, that rolled me

  • MaleEquivalent

    #14 Man with future lower back problems

    • USAF

      My guess is its empty and he's returning it

      • Jak

        Who returns it without getting a refill?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=733645894 Lance Nyffeler

    for the sake of me who is #11

    • Pwithc


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Carmen Dell'Orefice. You're welcome.

      – the one you love to date

      • teh dude

        god stfu with your bullshit already

        your welcome

        • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

          Ahh, the same girl in the yellow sweater that Chive asked about noticing her eyes.
          Well done dude.

  • Anjin-San

    ok, #24 is awesome
    and I'm a nerd

    • ThePR0BER

      Agreed, makes me smile every time I see them.

    • BSmike

      Who else heard "Come here!" in their head?

      • John

        "Get over here!" would be the appropiate thing to be hearing in your head.

        • BSmike

          Ah.. thanks. It's been a few years.

  • billshakes626

    #11 Would I? Definitely!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Could you? No.

      • billshakes626

        Correction: Could I? Yes. Would she let me? Probably not. :$

        • MonkeyMadness

          lol I stand corrected.

    • LOLZ

      Play patti-cake with her? Sweet idea! I would too!

  • blub_glub

    #1 FIND HER!!! I'd lick her all day long.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      either one makes sense

    • Bill Murray

      I'd lick all of your mom's dong.

  • Pwithc

    #20 Is that painted on? or is it possible for me to buy that. Cause I really want to

    • thedude325

      its real

  • Terry

    Please, #8 isn't desperate – it's planning ahead. Desperate is deciding to "take a quick shower" or that your socks aren't /that/ dirty.

    • Dan


    • Cheddarz

      It's actually a dumb move as kitchen roll will clog up your toilet

    • hMMMM

      i used to walk around like a duck with my ass in the air until i found SOMETHING. It usually ended up being some rough napkins.

    • Biggus Diccus

      If in the middle of the woods with diarrhea using my underwear and some leaves was desparate. Long walk home as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

    #21 never works… thats when you are for SURE getting picked. lol. I always wanted to yell… "Can't you fucking tell i dont want to be picked?!! bitch…" 😛

    • cheddarz

      always have textbook open to page relevant, or the art of blag

    • USAF

      I agree it never works…I actually do the opposite and make eye contact. It says to the teacher "I know the answer, but you know you wanna pick someone who doesn't". Works every time.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #11 HOOOOOOLY SHIT!!!!

    ….someone stole the radiator!

    – the one you love to date

  • Chavito

    #22 where is this?!

    • FACE!


    • Lazarus2k

      Wherever it is i hope stays a secret cause all it needs is thousands of tourists going there and destroying it…

    • Gizno

      Iguazu Falls on the border of Brazil and Argentina. It's beautiful; definately worth a visit.

      • Gizno

        Also, that's only showing about half of the falls. There's more to the right of the photo.

      • natgeo

        …and paraguay

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice


    i like how Jordan is the 23rd post

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh c'mon, Chive does that WAY more than people seem to realize.

      – the one you love to date

    • http://www.facebook.com/costelloir Ian Costello

      I lol'd

    • Ha.Ha.


    • Unfkngblvbl

      ….and now has 23 "likes"……….don't fucking touch it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

    #1 My God…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled '#11'.

      – the one you love to date

    • Godzilla

      … Yes? You called?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        sorry Paula…I know as bad as you want me to…I just cant get excited over tits 😉 #1 is a definate "My God" for me haha

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