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October 20, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny

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mike

#29 lions can't play scrabble. that picture has to be fake!!!

SpacemanSpiff_

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

mike

i can tell its shopped because he clearly has a triple word score with the word "caterpillar", yet he only marked himself down for 15 points. ya, def shopped.

RGH

ha ha! nice!

Franklin1138

Nice kitty, kitty, kitty.
mmmhmmm

i its actually spelled "women" not "lions"
hotdogneck

What a bunch of pussies.
http://ilovebender.com B.B. Rodriguez

Probably more fun than playing with Cheetahs…
Sovem

I don't always play boardgames, but when I do, I prefer Scrabble with lions.
Mikey

They may not be able to play, yet they always win
driz

pff you're all wrong. i once played a game of scabble, deluxe edition, with some lions, i got my ass WHOOPED like 300 to 97 no joke…

EZRA2

what ever what ever i do what i want

jenpen

I run with 12 gangs, we only commit hate crimes, i do what I want!

SilverFox

First

Bob

get a life
GoldBear

Sorry you only managed third, nice try, better luck next time going for first.
NotFriendly

I will never understand why people feel the need to do this.

xXbeermonkeyXx

#19 please keep doing that

thisIsMyComment

Find her!
Shant1k

so much testosterone she must have balls

tylrd67

She's got mine if she wants them

Wow…

Nobody wants them.

Robert

Meanwhile, in Zanesville, Ohio. #29

James

poor lions
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002234658513 Chris Massie

Ha! I work for a trucking company in Columbus. Our Zanesville route driver wore a safari hat to work that day.

Guesty

cool story, bro
GerryAttrix

WOW. Can you get him to sign my cast?

Guesty

I don't really like broken bones either….

Guesty

I hate truckers…..

Zedhere

When its so wrong it has to be right.
Guesty

Man, they better watch out there might be some Ohio State Troopers around……

That will end the game in a hurry.
sad face growl

Too soon!

http://www.sublimedirectory.com ChodeLauncher

My first comment of the day

Bob

no, you fail at life
Guesty

Your second mean/rude comment of the day……

Wow……..

SpacemanSpiff_

#4 Good luck explaining how you died

PieceofMind

Surely one of the privileges of being dead is not needing to explain things…
GoldBear

How can you explain anything if you are dead, you have not thought this through.

jrey81

#29 & #23 awesome…#17 is just douche…key that bastard.

Dolfan0925

Ya there's all these photos, and there's the jackass douchebags that double park. Two different categories.

MonkeyMadness

Double parking…. IN A HANDICAPPED ZONE!! Douchebag is a super douchebag.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

You can do that when you own a Rolls Royce

Catalyst

GTFO

Jason

I'd park behind him so he can't get out. What's he gonna do, push your car out of the way with his car?

Jigga

That might be a rapper!
U rack disiprine

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Daveoclock

I would definitely piss on #17's driver side door. What a dick lick.
techno_viking

Not as douchey as the guy driving the POS truck in #7….

jrey81

true true, both assholes, but the whole handi-capped parking thing kinda tops it off for me…. both clearly douchebags tho.. wouldn't mind seeing their cars catch fire in a demolition derby.

chuck

#2
"fuck the Police"

Underhill

I suspect that is a prison in the background.

Chesty Laroo

#6 Someone threw out a perfectly good failboat!

Maynard G. Krebs

post-Mythbusters episode!
Dick Salad

Was he just visiting the city dump? hmmm Probably should say *I saw this at my shitty job*

Iam_Dave

#26
what,s he shooting?

SpacemanSpiff_

the lake
SpacemanSpiff_

oh maybe you mean he's shooting a shotgun

Iam_Dave

if you dont know, u should learn to stfu and stop being a dumbass

downfall616

what, never been fishing before?
Coolhand37

It is legal is some states to fish for Pike with shotguns or arrows.
Dick Salad

You don't pay to get your pond/lake stocked then have some asshole snapping turtles move in and eat all the fish you paid for. This provides hours of entertainment… Just get a nice prone position and a rifle (or I guess walk around w/ a shotgun) and wait for tutleheads to break the surface.

Snappy Snapman

Sir, we're not all assholes you know…..

Dick Salad

Yes you are! Death to snapping turtles!

BearGold

The Water.
Chode

muskrats possibly too. thats what we shoot up here in the canals of good ol alberta
Underhill

Aside from the safety issue, probably not much. So far as snapping turtles
are concerned, eat them.

Mike

#19 find her

Daver

Slushcup/Bikinis for Breast Cancer……epic long weekend

Holy Hell

#22.
I do what I want.
Then go to jail.
No problem.

HobbesLeviathan

Given that the city of Vacaville has declared bankruptcy…not much chance of that.

But plankers are stupid. And stupidity is its own punishment.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

WHAT EVA, WHAT EVA, I DO WAT I WANT *Cartman voice*

Catalyst

Seriously, GTFO

Cooop

Agreed. Planking has to be the stupidest fucking thing ever.

Lisa S

Go Vacaville!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/tim.posta Tim Posta

fuck the popo

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002304462816 Chris Yepson

I always Liked Popo…. the only black guy in DBZ

http://www.facebook.com/tim.posta Tim Posta

good reply, 2 thumbs up

Dick Salad

Police are scumbags! have you ever been to a third world country w/o a police force? Now that's a dream destination… herp derp out

Koneman

#19 now that is sexy!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

Please find her Chive

http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

#19 – Find this trailblazer and give her the respect she deserves.

guest

trailblazer? you don't go skiing often

Craigery

Neither do you, if you think that's skiing.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

A trailblazer is also a person who starts something new.

tapsnapornap

That's not new

chairblazer

well, she is on a trail, and is subsequently blazing. its science…

JL370

Not exactly a trailblazer… thats the Slush Cup at Sunshine Village in Banff, AB May Long Weekend. Boobs for Breast Cancer! But believe me she wasn't the only one!
http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

how about "trendsetter", is that okay?….you picky bastards

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

Like a boss
chicago

#19 No shirt = service

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

I'd do it!

Catalyst

Jesus man. STFU and GTFO
Guest

That would be called rape…back of the bus for you.

Fun with Numbers.

#26
Meanwhile, in Kentucky.
dorkfish

#18 and #25…I see way to much of this kind of shit around here

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

#18 "when the light turns green im going for it.."

Applehater

#17 I would key that fucker. Prick.

Jackass'

Not if you had to walk 50 feet though, right
MonkeyMadness

I would hold your beer while you did it.

NebraskaGuy

You would DRINK the beer while he did it! hehe

(so would I)

Key it, I mean … and drink the beer.

BearGold

See that's the obvious thing, what you do is you and someone else park either side of it so close that the prick cannot get to his car.

Deep Thoughts

#5 and #13 funny.
Tuttified

OLD COMMENT. I do what I want.
Anonymous

#19. Sorry but Scumshine village sucks. Boo Scurfield!! Your hot though.
http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

#29 Lions prefer Parcheesi.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002234658513 Chris Massie

"Nobody's watchin pepaw!

"He's peeing in the hallway!"

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