I do what I want (29 Photos)

  • mike

    #29 lions can't play scrabble. that picture has to be fake!!!

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

      • mike

        i can tell its shopped because he clearly has a triple word score with the word "caterpillar", yet he only marked himself down for 15 points. ya, def shopped.

        • RGH

          ha ha! nice!

    • Franklin1138

      Nice kitty, kitty, kitty.

    • mmmhmmm

      i its actually spelled "women" not "lions"

    • hotdogneck

      What a bunch of pussies.

    • http://ilovebender.com B.B. Rodriguez

      Probably more fun than playing with Cheetahs…

    • Sovem

      I don't always play boardgames, but when I do, I prefer Scrabble with lions.

    • Mikey

      They may not be able to play, yet they always win

    • driz

      pff you're all wrong. i once played a game of scabble, deluxe edition, with some lions, i got my ass WHOOPED like 300 to 97 no joke…

  • EZRA2

    what ever what ever i do what i want

    • jenpen

      I run with 12 gangs, we only commit hate crimes, i do what I want!

  • SilverFox


    • Bob

      get a life

    • GoldBear

      Sorry you only managed third, nice try, better luck next time going for first.

    • NotFriendly

      I will never understand why people feel the need to do this.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #19 please keep doing that

    • thisIsMyComment

      Find her!

    • Shant1k

      so much testosterone she must have balls

      • tylrd67

        She's got mine if she wants them

        • Wow...

          Nobody wants them.

  • Robert

    Meanwhile, in Zanesville, Ohio. #29

    • James

      poor lions 😦

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002234658513 Chris Massie

      Ha! I work for a trucking company in Columbus. Our Zanesville route driver wore a safari hat to work that day.

      • Guesty

        cool story, bro

      • GerryAttrix

        WOW. Can you get him to sign my cast?

        • Guesty

          I don't really like broken bones either….

      • Guesty

        I hate truckers…..

    • Zedhere

      When its so wrong it has to be right.

    • Guesty

      Man, they better watch out there might be some Ohio State Troopers around……

      That will end the game in a hurry.

    • sad face growl

      Too soon!

  • http://www.sublimedirectory.com ChodeLauncher

    My first comment of the day

    • Bob

      no, you fail at life

    • Guesty

      Your second mean/rude comment of the day……


  • SpacemanSpiff_

    #4 Good luck explaining how you died

    • PieceofMind

      Surely one of the privileges of being dead is not needing to explain things…

    • GoldBear

      How can you explain anything if you are dead, you have not thought this through.

  • jrey81

    #29 & #23 awesome…#17 is just douche…key that bastard.

    • Dolfan0925

      Ya there's all these photos, and there's the jackass douchebags that double park. Two different categories.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Double parking…. IN A HANDICAPPED ZONE!! Douchebag is a super douchebag.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

          You can do that when you own a Rolls Royce

          • Catalyst


        • Jason

          I'd park behind him so he can't get out. What's he gonna do, push your car out of the way with his car?

    • Jigga

      That might be a rapper!

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    • Daveoclock

      I would definitely piss on #17's driver side door. What a dick lick.

    • techno_viking

      Not as douchey as the guy driving the POS truck in #7….

      • jrey81

        true true, both assholes, but the whole handi-capped parking thing kinda tops it off for me…. both clearly douchebags tho.. wouldn't mind seeing their cars catch fire in a demolition derby.

  • chuck

    "fuck the Police"

    • Underhill

      I suspect that is a prison in the background.

  • Chesty Laroo

    #6 Someone threw out a perfectly good failboat!

    • Maynard G. Krebs

      post-Mythbusters episode!

    • Dick Salad

      Was he just visiting the city dump? hmmm Probably should say *I saw this at my shitty job*

  • Iam_Dave

    what,s he shooting?

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      the lake

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      oh maybe you mean he's shooting a shotgun

      • Iam_Dave

        if you dont know, u should learn to stfu and stop being a dumbass

    • downfall616

      what, never been fishing before?

    • Coolhand37

      It is legal is some states to fish for Pike with shotguns or arrows.

    • Dick Salad

      You don't pay to get your pond/lake stocked then have some asshole snapping turtles move in and eat all the fish you paid for. This provides hours of entertainment… Just get a nice prone position and a rifle (or I guess walk around w/ a shotgun) and wait for tutleheads to break the surface.

      • Snappy Snapman

        Sir, we're not all assholes you know…..

        • Dick Salad

          Yes you are! Death to snapping turtles!

    • BearGold

      The Water.

    • Chode

      muskrats possibly too. thats what we shoot up here in the canals of good ol alberta

    • Underhill

      Aside from the safety issue, probably not much. So far as snapping turtles
      are concerned, eat them.

  • Mike

    #19 find her

    • Daver

      Slushcup/Bikinis for Breast Cancer……epic long weekend

  • Holy Hell

    I do what I want.
    Then go to jail.
    No problem.

    • HobbesLeviathan

      Given that the city of Vacaville has declared bankruptcy…not much chance of that.

      But plankers are stupid. And stupidity is its own punishment.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

        WHAT EVA, WHAT EVA, I DO WAT I WANT *Cartman voice*

        • Catalyst

          Seriously, GTFO

      • Cooop

        Agreed. Planking has to be the stupidest fucking thing ever.

    • Lisa S

      Go Vacaville!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/tim.posta Tim Posta

    fuck the popo

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002304462816 Chris Yepson

      I always Liked Popo…. the only black guy in DBZ

      • http://www.facebook.com/tim.posta Tim Posta

        good reply, 2 thumbs up

    • Dick Salad

      Police are scumbags! have you ever been to a third world country w/o a police force? Now that's a dream destination… herp derp out

  • Koneman

    #19 now that is sexy!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

      Please find her Chive

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #19 – Find this trailblazer and give her the respect she deserves.

    • guest

      trailblazer? you don't go skiing often

      • Craigery

        Neither do you, if you think that's skiing.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

        A trailblazer is also a person who starts something new.

        • tapsnapornap

          That's not new

      • chairblazer

        well, she is on a trail, and is subsequently blazing. its science…

    • JL370

      Not exactly a trailblazer… thats the Slush Cup at Sunshine Village in Banff, AB May Long Weekend. Boobs for Breast Cancer! But believe me she wasn't the only one!

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      how about "trendsetter", is that okay?….you picky bastards

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

    Like a boss

  • chicago

    #19 No shirt = service

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

      I'd do it!

      • Catalyst

        Jesus man. STFU and GTFO

      • Guest

        That would be called rape…back of the bus for you.

  • Fun with Numbers.

    Meanwhile, in Kentucky.

  • dorkfish

    #18 and #25…I see way to much of this kind of shit around here

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      #18 "when the light turns green im going for it.."

  • Applehater

    #17 I would key that fucker. Prick.

    • Jackass'

      Not if you had to walk 50 feet though, right

    • MonkeyMadness

      I would hold your beer while you did it.

      • NebraskaGuy

        You would DRINK the beer while he did it! 😉 hehe

        (so would I)

        Key it, I mean … and drink the beer. 🙂

    • BearGold

      See that's the obvious thing, what you do is you and someone else park either side of it so close that the prick cannot get to his car.

  • Deep Thoughts

    #5 and #13 funny.

  • Tuttified

    OLD COMMENT. I do what I want.

  • Anonymous

    #19. Sorry but Scumshine village sucks. Boo Scurfield!! Your hot though.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #29 Lions prefer Parcheesi.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002234658513 Chris Massie

      "Nobody's watchin pepaw!

      "He's peeing in the hallway!"

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