I do what I want (29 Photos)

  • Guse

    My first thought with #20 was: "yay, they're the ones that have helicopters circling the area for days because they ignored the 'unsafe conditions' signs and got caught in an avalanche. jag-offs."

    • Repocrat

      They will soon be using your tax dollars

    • Seth

      Psh HELL no! We were perfectly fine because we're bosses!

    • panama99

      What avalanche, they are walking on a sandy trail with short sleeve shirts and shorts on…….

      That said maybe they can fall down the side of the mountain and get hurt that way and then you'll be happy but they will have to walk up a hell of a long way to reach a lot of snow.

      • Guse

        Substitute "avalanche" with "landslide." Are we happy now?

  • TheQueeeen

    I do this to cars parked in my parking spot @ home.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Don't you just love these assholes?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Because they're just that freakin important!!

    • MylesofStyles

      I piss on their door handles.

  • Steve

    #1 we tried that once back in high school during the winter… my buddy driving got stuck in a snow bank and had to get the whole line to move back so he could get out and turn around. HAHAHAHA


    is the one on the rite in #15 male or female?!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      It's Pat

    • GerryAttrix


  • Craigery

    #12 I don't get it.

    • Anonymous

      there’s a guy sleeping on the floor where the chive logo is

    • DMAC

      There is a portal on either end of the picture, it would appear.

      • Craigery

        Still don't get it.

        • Ferret

          Looks like Nap Time at the community college

    • Seth

      UW-Milwaukee Film class to be exact. Dude just took a nap behind the wall.

  • Luis

    #26 please somebody make a Gif whit this picture based on Resident Evil 4

  • Bella

    Love #8 and 9!!

  • misschris

    #2 How has nobody mentioned this guys wicked mullet?? LOL!

    • jebu

      and outside a penitentiary to boot.

  • rocknrollguy

    #22 this planking thing is getting as frickin' ridiculous as the duck-face.

    • GoldBear

      I demand that every time people see someone planking, they do a diving elbow drop onto them.

  • ChelseaRules

    Can I do a find him?

    #9, #13
    13 is wearing Chacos and holding Mythos shoes….oh yes.

  • really

    #6 what a waste of roofing felt #27 i don't understand

    • MonkeyMadness

      The sign is saying not to grab hold of the doors but it looks like it is just a thumbs up, which he is doing.

      • really

        oh, what about the roofing felt?

        • OhOkayThen

          we'll get through this, bud. hang in there.

  • Guy On A Buffalo

    Yep.. I always do what I want..

  • isma

    #19 please FIND!!!!!!! for the love of BFM! Find!!

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #29 lIKE A BOSS!

    • Roady

      is this in Zanesville Ohio

  • The Annoyed Elephant

    Sorry #9… The General Sherman is taller (274.9' vs. 267.4') and larger (52,508 cu ft vs. 46,608 cu ft) than the General Grant.


    • Gart

      Haha, yeah, I'm aware. Thats me in the picture and I just wanted to get on theChive. 😉

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #13 #20
    Fuckin' granolas

  • https://www.facebook.com/amtriola Annalisa マリエ- Triola

    Oh good old Buena Vista, Colorado…

  • jdfish2279

    #17 While I do not condone keying someone's car, you definitely get the douchebag of the day award. Perhaps a nice bee-bee glued inside your valve cap would be nice.

  • morebeer

    #7 #17
    The douche is strong with this one

  • Coldzilla

    #1 I swear this is the Wendys on 16th Ave in Calgary…. o.0

    • Seth

      Actually it's in Racine Wisconsin. It is wendy's though!

      • Coldzilla

        So I was half right… 🙂

        And 1600 miles off =/


  • chivette

    #27 hey chive, can you get the berry to find HIM! 😉

  • larf

    #29 Don`t get caught cheating at scabble in ohio

  • jimmy

    #7 : I would park right next to that asshat.

  • Marc


    Joliet Rd.
    Hodgkins, IL

    I'm like a block away from this place!

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