Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, “Yes, I did go insane years ago” (27 Photos)

  • Disgusting

    Please explain to me why 90% of these are ghetto, fat, black women. #23

    • schmielllssson

      I think it is due to the lack of intelligence and work ethic of ghetto,fat, black women

      • Disgusting

        Good point but salvery has been abolished for over 146 years now. Is "da white man still holdin dem down?"
        Sorry that was my best inner city talk I could do.

        • Disgusting


        • gma

          100 years after slavery was abolished, there were still "Whites only", "Colored entrance" signs in the south.

    • Yea Yea

      I'm still trying to figure out how the hell they get clothes on with those damn things. Thank God she was able to though, otherwise this picture would've been even worse!

    • Heidi

      Probably because your are a racist asshole and that's all you choose to see. Black women make up less than half of these photos.

      • Disgusting

        6 white trash women
        15 ghetto black women
        2 Chinese men
        1 Mexican?
        1 Will Ferrel

        You ma'am are horrible at math.

        • Alister

          BLAM!!! owned. well done sir.

        • Rain

          Made u look again! haha!

  • zman

    F'ing gross. Bring on the sexy Chivettes!

    • MrRushing

      NO! No, we need this! Look! Gaze upon their horror! Learn to appreciate our Sexy Chivettes!

    • sowhat

      CHIVE NEED SOME PRE FRIDAY NITE FAPP MATERIAL JUST SO I LAST LONGOR IF I GET luck…………..wont get luck………………NEED FAP NOW MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Shannon Coverdale

    That is just plain nasty

  • daily chiver

    that's nasty, I could have gone without seeing this

    • Ha.Ha.

      what do you mean? Looks delicious! So ready for lunch now…

  • chiver0213412

    how do they wipe???

    • SimonPhoenix

      They don't .. THEY PICK!

      LMAO !

      • Dick Salad

        so wrong but so funny

      • hMMMM

        HAHAHAHA! Permanent doodoo underneath fingernail smell….awful

        • stallone

          they use the 3 shells.

          • Dick Salad

            you figured out the 3 shells yet?

            • isawoj

              He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

              • NastyFingernails

                The use a carpet log and just scrape across it.

    • Ian

      Veeeeery carefully.

    • @AltX010

      lol! good point!

  • Will


  • Paula's mom

    fuck this.

  • Bob

    Kill all with fire!

  • chicago

    ah Chive. I WAS going to have lunch. …dry-heaves for lunch instead

  • jdfish2279

    Probably in the Top 10 of grossest things that I've ever seen.

  • AssClown

    #27 My thoughts exactly…fucking gross

    • jasonsapunka

      I was wondering the same about washing hair… But the ass thing might be even more of a concern.

    • Eulinho

      Seriously AssClown, on top of having an avatar of the thing I feared most in my childhood (and kinda also when I was old enough that it would be embarassing), for about a week you post the same fucking comment that I am about to make just a few minutes before me! I hate you 😦

      • The_Dood

        Bring on the "cool story bro" comments…

      • Erich Backhus

        Cool story, bro.

  • jordan

    #17 so fucking ghetto

    • MrRushing

      "I know I look good!"

    • Unfkngblvbl

      "sorry, we need to re shoot the photo…my fingernail was blocking the lens."

  • Nevenem

    that is sign that those people do nothing with their hands…

    • the other Jen

      but, how do they masturbate?!?!

      • Rage Fury

        And how do they wipe their butts?

  • jc1303

    They also state 'I have never done a days work in my life'

  • xDV8x

    This is the nastiest thing I've seen today. Gross

    • Alister

      fortunately (?) this is the second nastiest thing I've seen today.

  • uga1

    no hand jobs for him #18

    • Frédéric Purenne

      THANK GOD! If I was him I wouldn't want any from her… Not that I would any from her as me either!

    • Jake

      That's her pimp

  • Gustavo

    dude, bad chive bad, why you doing this to us? its not even Halloween man to be screwing with us

  • @ustcmrjeff


  • Sterling Archer

    How do they do shit…?

    • Charlie_Cheen

      In my head I imagine you are using broken english, trying to ask how they go to the bathroom.

      • TomTheCameraGuy

        I read it in the voice of Archer, and it was hilarious

  • thedude325

    I can't image any of them uhh….have a job

    • Tired-doc

      Probably on disability

  • Commando00

    Ok for the most part this is pretty gross…..but then again #7 is kinda creepy and sexy in a way…..maybe because it's close to Halloween (?)

    • MrRushing

      "You have frightened the Witch!"

    • ????

      if you look at it from the left and move your eyes right you get, sexy, sexy, sexy, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

    • jkl;

      awkward boner

    • Rick

      You have to imagine those are fake Halloween prop nails. If I think of them as real, I start to vomit.

      • Mowwy

        they're definitely fake, too straight…. that means she's still fappable… phew!

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Google: Trixie long nails for more of her

    • theeemightybuck

      i have the weirdest boner right now

  • Mike

    I just violently threw up everywhere. WHY CHIVE???

  • Matt Nowak

    Or work or masterbate or several other things…..

  • sowhat

    #27 YES

  • Master_Rahl

    #27 Sums it up perfectly. I like me some nice nails, but this is flat out gross. How do you explain the head piercings every time you talk on your cell phone. More importantly, how in the hell does one wipe with nails like that. NEVERMIND!

    • MattF is serious

      hahaha "i like me some nice nails"

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