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Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, “Yes, I did go insane years ago” (27 Photos)

October 21, 2011 | In: Creepy, FAIL, Girls, Idiot

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Disgusting

Please explain to me why 90% of these are ghetto, fat, black women. #23

schmielllssson

I think it is due to the lack of intelligence and work ethic of ghetto,fat, black women

Disgusting

Good point but salvery has been abolished for over 146 years now. Is "da white man still holdin dem down?"
Sorry that was my best inner city talk I could do.

Disgusting

*slavery
gma

100 years after slavery was abolished, there were still "Whites only", "Colored entrance" signs in the south.

Yea Yea

I'm still trying to figure out how the hell they get clothes on with those damn things. Thank God she was able to though, otherwise this picture would've been even worse!
Heidi

Probably because your are a racist asshole and that's all you choose to see. Black women make up less than half of these photos.

Disgusting

6 white trash women
15 ghetto black women
2 Chinese men
1 Mexican?
1 Will Ferrel

You ma'am are horrible at math.

Alister

BLAM!!! owned. well done sir.
Rain

Made u look again! haha!

zman

F'ing gross. Bring on the sexy Chivettes!

http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

NO! No, we need this! Look! Gaze upon their horror! Learn to appreciate our Sexy Chivettes!
sowhat

CHIVE NEED SOME PRE FRIDAY NITE FAPP MATERIAL JUST SO I LAST LONGOR IF I GET luck…………..wont get luck………………NEED FAP NOW MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

That is just plain nasty
daily chiver

that's nasty, I could have gone without seeing this

Ha.Ha.

what do you mean? Looks delicious! So ready for lunch now…

chiver0213412

how do they wipe???

SimonPhoenix

They don't .. THEY PICK!

LMAO !

Dick Salad

so wrong but so funny
hMMMM

HAHAHAHA! Permanent doodoo underneath fingernail smell….awful

stallone

they use the 3 shells.

Dick Salad

you figured out the 3 shells yet?

isawoj

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

NastyFingernails

The use a carpet log and just scrape across it.

Ian

Veeeeery carefully.
http://twitter.com/AltX010 @AltX010

lol! good point!

Will

Uhhh…
Paula's mom

fuck this.
Bob

Kill all with fire!
chicago

ah Chive. I WAS going to have lunch. …dry-heaves for lunch instead
jdfish2279

Probably in the Top 10 of grossest things that I've ever seen.
AssClown

#27 My thoughts exactly…fucking gross

jasonsapunka

I was wondering the same about washing hair… But the ass thing might be even more of a concern.
Eulinho

Seriously AssClown, on top of having an avatar of the thing I feared most in my childhood (and kinda also when I was old enough that it would be embarassing), for about a week you post the same fucking comment that I am about to make just a few minutes before me! I hate you

The_Dood

Bring on the "cool story bro" comments…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

Cool story, bro.

jordan

#17 so fucking ghetto

http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

"I know I look good!"
Unfkngblvbl

"sorry, we need to re shoot the photo…my fingernail was blocking the lens."

Nevenem

that is sign that those people do nothing with their hands…

the other Jen

but, how do they masturbate?!?!

http://www.facebook.com/RagesFury Rage Fury

And how do they wipe their butts?

jc1303

They also state 'I have never done a days work in my life'
xDV8x

This is the nastiest thing I've seen today. Gross

Alister

fortunately (?) this is the second nastiest thing I've seen today.

uga1

no hand jobs for him #18

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

THANK GOD! If I was him I wouldn't want any from her… Not that I would any from her as me either!
Jake

That's her pimp

Gustavo

dude, bad chive bad, why you doing this to us? its not even Halloween man to be screwing with us
http://twitter.com/ustcmrjeff @ustcmrjeff

nasty
Sterling Archer

How do they do shit…?

Charlie_Cheen

In my head I imagine you are using broken english, trying to ask how they go to the bathroom.

TomTheCameraGuy

I read it in the voice of Archer, and it was hilarious

thedude325

I can't image any of them uhh….have a job

Tired-doc

Probably on disability

Commando00

Ok for the most part this is pretty gross…..but then again #7 is kinda creepy and sexy in a way…..maybe because it's close to Halloween (?)

http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

"You have frightened the Witch!"
????

if you look at it from the left and move your eyes right you get, sexy, sexy, sexy, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
jkl;

awkward boner
Rick

You have to imagine those are fake Halloween prop nails. If I think of them as real, I start to vomit.

Mowwy

they're definitely fake, too straight…. that means she's still fappable… phew!

Johnny Two Toes

Google: Trixie long nails for more of her
theeemightybuck

i have the weirdest boner right now

Mike

I just violently threw up everywhere. WHY CHIVE???
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000212541689 Matt Nowak

Or work or masterbate or several other things…..
sowhat

#27 YES
Master_Rahl

#27 Sums it up perfectly. I like me some nice nails, but this is flat out gross. How do you explain the head piercings every time you talk on your cell phone. More importantly, how in the hell does one wipe with nails like that. NEVERMIND!

MattF is serious

hahaha "i like me some nice nails"

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