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Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, “Yes, I did go insane years ago” (27 Photos)

October 21, 2011 | In: Creepy, FAIL, Girls, Idiot

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really long fingernails 13 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 0 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 1 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 2 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 3 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 4 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 5 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 6 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 7 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 8 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 9 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 10 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 11 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 12 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 14 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 15 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 16 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 17 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 18 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 19 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 20 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 21 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 22 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 23 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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really long fingernails 24 Fingernails this long are like a sign on you that states, Yes, I did go insane years ago (27 Photos)

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  • bubblerider86

    ew ew ewwww!! so gross, but i just couldn't stop looking at them :(

  • Jose

    I don't get it… how are the women supposed to make me sammiches with those long nails?

  • MrMagicFingers

    imagine a girl wanting you a handjob with fingers like that… No fucking way those hands are getting close to my dick!

  • guest

    HEy could you open this beer for…… nvm ur nails are fuckn disgusting

  • Anonymous

    F-in gross

  • https://www.facebook.com/shawnmorgan Shawn Morgan

    even though this is fucking wrong there is a silver lining…..so much easier to scratch those hard to reach places

  • OHChivette

    Honestly a few questions:
    - How do they go to the bathroom?
    - How do they get dressed and undressed (i.e. zippers and buttons)
    - How do they move their fingers without their disgusting nails getting tangled together?
    - How can they live in modern society (i.e. texting, typing, dialing on a phone)?
    - So they have just accepted a life of celibacy right?
    G-ROSS!!!!!

  • mmmmmmmm

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap faf fap fap fap fap

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003079474751 Gummy Bro

    WTF that is madness

  • Virulent87

    Sick and stupid as hell

  • jellod

    all i want to do is vomit… but i cant look away!

  • Keepin Calm

    #1-#27 Straight up naaaaaaasty

  • Coldzilla

    #7 Um……. no ill pass on the hand job……….. thanks anyway o.0

  • bowser

    #27 natural reaction to this post, but why chive? WHY?

  • myhumps

    #23 nice Crotch shot… (not really nice…)

  • Huh?

    #24 – James Caan?
    <img src=http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/really-long-fingernails-23.jpg>

  • Caleb

    So that's what it'd have been like if I'd invented the Finglonger.

  • Caity

    I don't think I've rolled that fast through a category in awhile. Gross!

  • zMills

    How do these women expect to give hand jobs??? Seriously wtf, that's not cool.

  • Shane

    Who wipes their asses?

  • Anonymous

    girls that actually don’t masturbate

  • Anonymous

    Damn what’s the point? Especially for the men doing this.

  • Erok

    Yeah, who needs to use their fingers when you can look this fucking stupid?

  • Craigery

    #7 is kinda hot, and they look fake so it's not gross.

  • Roady

    Gross and disgusting, something very wrong with these people

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