I see what you did there.. (25 photos)

  • deez


    • bearilla

      I'm wondering, do you go around in life proclaiming first or is it just reserved for the internet?

    • http://www.facebook.com/RCChilds7 Robert Gamecock Childs

      you're still gay

      • PotatoeWhisperer

        haters gona hate

      • Aye

        So's your face.

        • Oh guy


  • mike

    #16 that is one HOT car. i so would.

    • twotake

      Would your insurance cover that if you hit it?
      …Just sayin'…

    • Craigery

      Looks like a tranny to me.

      • twotake

        An Automatic Tranny for sure…

    • Brewdy

      Yay Toyota Celica! I get to drive one every day, although mine is dirty

  • hMMMM

    #6 completely useless. Let's not diss pizza like that, rather treat it with the respect it deserves and eat it with your hands!!!

    • daveh873

      And fold it while you are at it.

    • Tomas

      Turn in your man card right now if you own or even use this thing. :@

    • MikeC

      Someone gave me one of these as a gag gift once and it's never been used. It's still in its packaging so I'm assuming its value has increased. Any takers?

    • hatchet_face

      Not to mention cutting off your face with that retarded thing.

      • Jules-CO

        Hope your hand doesn't slip either trying to stab something….Yikes. I agree with the above statements- Fold it you Nancies.

  • Holy Hell

    Want and need.

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      me too!

  • Dick Salad


    Would of been better if the card says PLA then held it up to the Y shaped scar, just sayin.

    • Dick Salad

      Wow im retarded, he did that for the Rugby…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        Welcome to Failville Dick

        • poo

          You Sir, must already live in "Failville" and own a beautiful trailer in "Failville Trailerpark"

          • TomTheCameraGuy


          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

            You are almost an amusing piece of poo

            • Shannonette

              Y U parents give you girls name?

            • Aye

              shut up and make us a sandwich shannon.

    • GerBear

      It's 'would have.'

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels

      Also "would of" been cool if you had said: Would have … just sayin'.


    #2 you are doing it right!

  • jonesin86

    I'll take a handful of #2

    • DrROBOTO

      Ill take 2

    • Craigery

      You want a handful of poop? Gross.

    • skk

      she slapped that black guy anyway

    • tri140point6

      Who do you think kicked the boob-grabbers butt after this picture – the girl or helmet boy?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

      wtf lol i know this chick, shes a waitress at a bar i go to

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

        now whos the chiver/chivette that sent this in lol

  • 2pumpdump

    #7 I want 1

  • Herp Derp


    STOP with the dumbass "First" comments

    • Joel

      Stop giving them attention

      • JoelisGay

        First reply to a reply

  • 2pumpdump

    #17 is dam trippy


    #11 I loved Portal 1 and 2 was good, but I beat both in under 3 hours.Lot more games are tattoo worthier.

    • Bob

      I hope you meant "No games are tattoo worthy"

      • DrROBOTO

        Never. Video games teach morals, brings people together and is an awesome waste of time. Better than getting some girls name on you.Video games don't cheat. Unless you type in the code.

        • M.M.

          You should frame that next to your WOW posters

        • Aye

          okay what morals are learnt from mortal kombat….
          or from wrestling games.

          You say video games don't cheat, but most people cheat on the video game…

          also most game tattoos are fucking stupid, case and point being that portal one.

    • Craigery

      Game quality isn't measured in number of hours played. If I play Farmville for 300 hours, does that mean it's 100 times better than Portal?

      • DrROBOTO

        Maybe not 100 times better, but if you enjoyed all 300 hours I would say yes its substantially better.

      • wolowizard

        I'd say you need therapy if you willingly played farmville for 300 hours.

    • MacMan

      Sounds like a bunch of non pussy getting dudes to me, except for Bob……

      • DrROBOTO

        Whatever you say Bob.

      • Minion 26

        You don't need to assume I don't get laid because I play games in fact I have sex while playing games sometimes its very challenging and fun for the both of us. Its best to do it during a competitive game that way you win when there concentration wavers

  • Holy Hell

    Ironic, isn't it ?

    • http://twitter.com/itsjaredlol @itsjaredlol

      If it were an actual fire extinguisher, yes, but since it's clearly a lighter by its size and you can see the parts that make it a lighter, it's more of just a joke.

      If it were the size of an extinguisher and it exploded or shot fire for some reason, it would be ironic.

      Welp, cya. Gonna go ruin someone else's comment now.

      • SkyVader

        You should have just said, "Yeah".

    • Craigery

      Like rain on your wedding day.

  • Whiskyb

    #7 Is that not how it feels walking behind every umbrella out there

  • wjgnndsnboen

    Happy Firday Chivers!!

  • chicago

    #9 Cool idea. I will do this. Thanks Chive.

  • Owen Smithers

    #21 So then how are you going to create a new batch of wealth once you've spent all theirs?

    • Craigery

      I think you're missing the point.

      • Tomas

        They have no point. THAT'S the point.

    • JAS

      I think it's funny that they're all standing about saying they want to take other people's wealth away from them, and then cry because their biggest problem is people stealing from them. Irony in it's highest magnitude.

      But I pity the people who have $80,000+ of school debt and didn't get any job related skills. They need to protest the school that screwed them over, not the banks that paid for their crappy education.

      • j22

        They were suckered into thinking that a college education guarantees a high paying job.

        Gov. guarantees loans for housing for people who cant afford it
        Housing prices skyrocket
        Housing market crashes
        Gov. bailout / taxpayer debt

        Gov. guarantees loans for tuition for people who cant afford it (but think they will be able to)
        Tuition prices skyrocket
        *prediciton: students protest for more gov. assistance paying for the loans (or providing "free" college)
        Gov. bailout / taxpayer debt

        • Owen Smithers

          Yep, government sabotages us, by voters who don't understand or value the importance of liberty, and then is ready to rush in and 'help' us with our problems. All with our own money…minus a goodly percent to administer the help. Wake up people! Demand to retain your liberty and your property! Demand your elected officials follow the Constitution or amend it in the proper way (ensuring the biggest buy-in). This is all so easy to lose….and will be so hard to gain back if lost…

      • McBeastie

        I'm still not sure you get it. Fairly taxing the wealthy, stopping corporate bailouts and ending the insane corporate lobbying in Washington is not an example of irony or people standing about wanting other people's money. Sure, there are some dirty hippies in there that mush up the message and want everyone to live off the land or something, but the majority of people in the occupy movement are in it to stop corporate corruption in our government. Not a bad thing to get behind if you ask me.

        • rabble

          Cap campaigne funding at a set amount (ex: 1-$5 million) and make public where all contributions come from/ where the money goes to.

          • Owen Smithers

            Don't cap, but definably make public!!! Your money, whether personal, or from a company who you choose to do business with is part of your right to free speech! It shall not be infringed.

            • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

              I think that is where the problem lies though. Does money really count as speech and is government supposed to be run as that business transaction, as you imply? I'm not trying to bash you or anything because money is really the only universal "language" everybody can use, even courts say so when they make people or companies pay fines etc. That, however, brings up the problem of a doing business/ business transaction/etc. When I go to a restaurant and give them money I expect food in return. When I go to a store I expect a product in return. If I donate millions of dollars to get some guy or gal elected I'm going to want something in return. It applies to both Republicans and Democrats, which is why they are idiots if they side with the Democrats. For example, look at Obama's jobs bill. Working on infrastructure created jobs in the Great Depression because it took hundreds of men to do the work by hand. Today it takes a fraction to do the same work, but working on infrastructure today will only help people in those fields. He is just doing it to secure votes for his re-election. I was supporting him until I heard that he was trying to pull this off. Ideals are nice to have, but they stand for nothing if they are completely impractical and you are a two-face. Sorry about the long ass political idea rant, but I just wanted to share my thoughts and see what others think. Thanks for reading!

        • Owen Smithers

          Good! Stop corporate corruption…stop all corruption where ever you find it, but do not kill the golden goose of Capitalism. Do not destroy liberty by demanding more and more government oversight. Take personal responsibility for yourself and your actions. Do business with reputable companies and shun corrupt ones. Don't vote for people on the take. These 99%ers have some serious flaws when they talk of destroying what has given them the very ability to safely and affordably protest in the first place.

          • Rrrrrandy

            spoken like a true libertarian

            • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

              Seems more like a capitalist to me. If you don't like a company, whether it be because they have a crappy product or you don't like how they handle business, you spend your money at their competition. If they really are bad people will, or at least in theory should, do the same thing. The fact that these people get these gigantic bonuses is because the consumers give them the ability too. as for the CEO's etc. who got millions while their company was run into the ground was because they knew they could. Some of us Chive at work which is essentially getting paid to do awesomeness, or in some bosses' eyes nothing, but we do it because we can get away with it. if they know the gov. will give them free money, which is our, the taxpayers and the consumers, money. Why do a better job and work hard if there are no repercussions. If these Occupy protesters want to see real change, they should protest in D.C. and demand political reform. They, however, have to be reasonable. If they want to ax corporations rights to donate to campaigns, then unions have to give up that right as well. Equality in America is in the political and legal realm.

        • http://www.facebook.com/bill.whittle Bill Whittle

          So stop protesting against capitalism and star protesting against what it is: MERCANTILISM. CRONYISM. "Crony Capitalism" is a contradiction in terms. Capitalism is the belief in a free and open market where companies succeed and fail on their own merits — by the quality of service they provide. Mercantilsm is the government writing laws and tax codes to favor those companies that provide them with the largest campaign contributions. These people should be outside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, not Wall Street.

          And if you don't like the way an individual corporation does business — DON'T DO BUSINESS WITH THAT CORPORATION. Still waiting to see the armed forces that grab people kicking and screaming past the authentic mom and pop stores and forcing them at gunpoint to hand their money to WalMart. The Private sector is VOLUNTARY. The public sector is COERCIVE. You don't like the treatment at the DMV you don't get to go to a better government.

      • everyone

        JAS, even people with a crappy city college education realize what you're saying is completely stupid.

    • its_forge

      You really think money trickles down? Ha, sheep.

      • Owen Smithers

        Well, it has to go somewhere. If it's not even being created it can't trickle anywhere.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          Agreed. It's not like they are hoarding like crazy cat ladies. Are… Are they?

  • Do0zer

    #4 What am I missing here?

    • Danana

      there's a ninja car parked there

    • KGC

      I think it is a cool device for protecting a parking space. You have to lower the bar to be able to park and I assume only the one with a key can do it.

      • El_Hefe

        park your motorcycle on it….

        • CrashBoom!

          go ahead and give it a shot… put the kickstand down and let it go.

          • vmax

            Most motocycles have a centerstand also…

  • sshuggi

    #12 And I though I was good with a razor… RIP Steve.

    • https://www.facebook.com/TheJohanRuiz Ricky Steinberg
    • Craigery

      Is that supposed to be Steve Jobs? I think it's Ghandi.

      • hMMMM

        Ghandi never rocked a beard, did he?

  • https://www.facebook.com/TheJohanRuiz Ricky Steinberg

    #12 is done by the best barber in the country out of Philadelphia suburbs by the name Johan Ruiz. https://www.facebook.com/TheJohanRuiz

    • rabble

      "best barber in the country" made me laugh.

      • ctoPA

        ^^^^this guys doesn't even know…Johan is talented, regardless of what you have to say…

  • Franklin1138

    I dig #15 and #18. Pretty rad.

  • blub_glub

    #14 trollin done awsum

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790096869 Jeremy Ellingsworth

      laugh my shit right out…

    • fres

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  • NebraskaGuy

    Out of 25 pictures, only #2 has boobs … wtf Leo?

    • spears

      google tits instead of getting mad at the Leo. Did I just blow your mind?

  • dagleja3

    #17 – Denied!

  • Roady

    #20 is pretty cool

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #15 star wars, star wars, STAR WARS OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!

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