Worst celebrity tattoos (30 Photos)

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    • http://www.facebook.com/inchegrey Matt Hoyler

      Insert premature ejaculation joke here.

    • Dirty Dingus

      What about that hot little number from Grey's Anatomy? http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2009-10/4986986

    • blanketjackson

      great! now, enjoy the dick!

  • Guest

    Tyson's the champ! Eat a dick!

    • E.Hollyfield

      Tyson is a fag, you can both eat a bag of dicks.

      • cnut

        tyson would fuck you till you love him

    • hollyfield

      take it from me he only eats ears………..

  • Jim

    Why? #30

    • Hack

      Because Rodman, that's why.

      • glitched

        Paula no need to dress up or be in public for that matter.

    • Guestythedouchette

      now you know why Paula is having trouble dating lmao

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    • Joe

      God created all normal men, then God decided to divide it by zero when he was creating Dennis Rodman

  • Brad

    I dare you to tell him to his face that his tattoo's stupid…


    • RBJ

      Please watch the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen to witness such brazenness..

      • vlad

        god, that roast was just full of nobodies

        • laugher

          Mainly Charlie Sheen

  • deleted4255536

    They are all stupid I realize some people will like them but I would think it would be a problem trying to play certain roles

    • zombie

      photoshop, shit's wild.

    • McBeastie

      apparently punctuation is stupid as well.

      • Stan_Dalone

        I am not writting a legal document so really it doesn't matter you got my point anyway.. We all know how perfect everyone has to be for you. DUH

        • McBeastie

          Not writing a legal document, no. But when you unleash the word "stupid," you may want to not look so stupid yourself….which you did.

          • Guestythedouchette

            Since when did God appt you judge? I think not, You on the other hand are starting to look like an asshole

            • McBeastie

              I am an asshole, but that is beside the point.

              And there is no god…so I appointed myself judge.


    • Humun

      DeathDealer qss?

      • Stan_Dalone

        Yes it is the DeatherDealer by FrankFrezetta, whom I am a fan of.

    • Tonya

      Ever hear of make up?

      • Stan_Dalone

        Yes I have and i still think it is dumb

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

      really? you sound a bit like a troll right now. they can cover that up with no problem. the best example i can think of off the top of my head is THE ROCK. Dwaynes tattoo is epic but you rarely have seen it in any of the movies he has done since he got it.

      • Stan_Dalone

        No, I am not trolling. It is my honest opinion. I have never understand picture tats and even less of an understanding of script tats.JMO if you don't agree that is your prerogative and you are welcome to it
        If they love the art so much why not get it on a canvas and hang it on the wall? Like I said I don't understand. I have heard thousands of excuses or reasons and never been convinced yet Especially on a woman. They are beautiful as it is Why take the Mona Lisa and paint a tat on it.Doesn't make sense

        • Alex78fr

          I can understand people believing in God as I can understand the spirituality that someone can feel from his tatoo

  • chicago

    #10 and #13 …these tatts work on that canvas

    • John

      No they don't. And Chicago sucks.

      • chicago

        your whore whore mother should've sucked that drunken sailor longer and swallowed you John.

    • panama99

      I think she has already had one removed and comeback in 30 to 40 years and look at the "canvas"….

      • http://17shutterbugs.tumblr.com Bella

        Yeah she removed the Marlyn one because she didn't know that "Marlyn had mental illness."

    • R-Dub

      She is seriously over-rated.

      • Del

        She is slightly over-rated. But you cant tell me you wouldnt fuck the shit out of that.

        • ChelseaRules

          I think she looks like she'd taste salty. So no, I wouldn't.

          Also, I think the gilded butterflies tattoo is ironic on her. Considering she's the exact type of person who's being mocked by that quote. (From ol' Billy Shakespeare, by the way)

        • 9480

          No. I would not "fuck the shit out of that". Plastic doesn't turn me on. Sorry.

  • Jack_LeMac

    #12 I see nothing wrong here

    • AssClown

      Eliza Dushku at the Lesbian Center…it's hard to beat that! Videos please!!

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      • Franklin1138

        Same here. If you think there's something wrong with Eliza Dushku, you're wrong.

    • Leonel Libreyloko

      That's the Albanian eagle if I'm not mistaken…

      • Brad

        Yep, it sure is. And Eliza is of Albanian descent, soooooo I don't see the problem in showing some pride in your ancestry — considering it's way less gaudy than most celeb tattoos.

        • Me.

          Im Albanian and i thought it was pretty cool too that she is showing some pride.

    • Michael

      I agree, this one's actually kind of cool. Small and tasteful, not like some of the gaudy-ass tats other celebs have. Nothing wrong with honouring one's heritage.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

        Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with this one. It is small and tasteful and has meaning. Plus it is easily hide-able by her hair.

  • newscot

    #2 What the hell is that even supposed to be on Brad Pitt's back?

    • Brad

      looks like alien writing on a computer monitor from a klingon battleship…

    • lowdown

      ancient scientology code

    • newscot

      Okay, apparently it's a map of New Orleans…

    • Guesty

      I thought it might have been how tall his kids were, but there was no indication about what line represented which child….

      • Guesty

        omg, no "Brad Pitt is a fuckign ugly psycho piece of shit" comment? Wow…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001069041070 Paul C Hannon

      My wife, who is an avid gossip magazine reader (and chivette), says that it's a map of the levee system in New Orleans!

      • AngelinaGotUgly

        That's pathetic

        • Captlazarus

          which, the map or his wife being an avid gossip mag reader?

          • AngelinaGotUgly

            the map……all bitches are stupid and read gossip rags……we can't make em stop

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

              It's a map of all the streets that he has built or rebuilt houses on for people whose homes were destroyed in Katrian. You are pathetic.

    • Eh.

      Morse Code

      • Robert

        I read somewhere that it was just a doodle one of his kids drew that he liked. Not that that's any better than any of the other theories.

    • SkeetSkeet

      a target xD

    • mouchette

      It's the same concept as the tattoo Angelina Jolie has on her shoulder. It's a traditional Buddhist tattoo that is designed specifically for the individual.

      • Shirleyewejest

        Looks to me like the old video game, "Defender". I think it would be really funny if that was true: then Angelina has all this deep mystical shit tattooed on her and Brad has some crappy video game.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003066556639 Nick Holwegner

      A Line Rider track?

    • usa

      those tats are nice!

  • Briggs

    Fuck Tattoos.

    • getalifenoob

      you sound dumb.

    • davo

      you're too much of a pussy to get one

  • Brad

    #22 Everything he does is stupid, what do you expect?

    • xDV8x

      I don't even know who this is. It looks like Vanilla Ice with a shaved head.

      • Franklin1138

        It's Fred Durst, lead singer of Limp Bizkit or whatever the fuck his band's name is.

        Brad, I totally laughed out loud when I read your comment. Chive on, brother!

        • M.M.

          I just looked that band up. I'm guessing you're a huge fan, and hiding it, because who would know to spell the bizkit part correctly….I would have never guessed that

          • Adam

            Seriously dude, where were you in 1998-2001? The womb?

          • Libeluxx

            Uh. No. I'm not a fan at all and knew who he was. If you grew up in the 90s, you would know that too…

  • Paul

    too much money and too much free time

  • lowdown

    some of these need an explanation.

    • Jason

      Or maybe a caption to tell me who most of these "celebrities" are.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        #9 Reggie Miller doing his best flamingo impersonation……or "walking like an egyptian"

        • mouchette

          The worst basketball commentator ever.

      • xDV8x

        Agreed. I know maybe half these people.

  • Holy Hell

    Bet he regrets the crap out of it now. Ha !

    • getalifenoob

      is that the biebs? lol FAIL.

    • newscot

      I doubt Tom Arnold is lacking in things he regrets.

    • V4Vendetta14

      He was a nobody with a bad coke habit before he glommed onto Roseanne. OK, so he took her for millions…but he probably had to go down on her at least once…so call it hazard pay.

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #23 – HA!

  • Anonymous

    This should really just be called "Celebrity Tattoos"

  • Mee

    I love #27 !! It totally suits him and Jack is his kids name.

    • Pirate

      Its the Jack Sparrow tattoo!

      • ichabod

        basically, but Jack's tattoo has the bird flying the other direction.

    • CU BUFFS

      agreed this one is the best

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682265258 Lindsey Bergeron

      I have those same birds on my shoulder blades, so I can't hate on this one:)

    • coco

      I agree, and he had it was one of his Capt Jack tats that he liked so much he had it done permanently…good stuff all around.

    • Foamy

      That's all fine, except it's not a sparrow, it's a swallow….so… Jack Swallow?…. good gay porn name.

    • JoePostman

      I agree I was just going to say the same thing. If not that Jack Sparrow is still cool in itself.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000588831615 Alex Greeson

      This one is cool because its for his son. The Sparrow is flying towards his heart which is even cooler.

  • http://www.facebook.com/leemalonetv Lee Malikibob Malone

    Why #29 ? The Ronnie thing is about his Uncle who comitted suicide and the little girl is clearly his daughter. Sounds more like he's prioritising who's important to him rather than dumb shit.

    • M&M's

      Very true, and it's still dumb as shit.

    • getalifenoob

      stfu idiot. eminem is an idiot.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

        FAG. you say idiot too much… quit trolling on theChive at school.

        • Mitzo

          People that use "fag" as an insult are in no position to look down on anyone else.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000066033570 Brian Riggs

      People who think tattoos are stupid are just two pussy to get one and Eminems tats are well done and have meaning

      • Overtheline?

        I just finnished fucking your mom, she assures me that you are a pussy and that you only have one tat, on your lower back, that says "fabulous". Shes says you cried when you got it. That being said, your mom is no sissy, she takes hard anal while your daddy sits in a corner and whimpers.

      • Douche McFuckstain

        Brian, I looked at your facebook page and I just wanted to tell you from one chiver to another that your tattoo of a shark is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life and has no meaning unless your mother was eaten by a shark. In addition, congrats on the tattoo that you got on your head….you've now limited yourself to a career path of club bouncer or daredevil. May you have a blessed weekend.

      • mouchette

        Really, Bonnie and Clyde?

        • blah

          in reference to his song 97 bonnie and clyde, he explains how his daughters bonnie, shes the only other person he needs basically

    • Walker

      Totally agree with you, in my opinion they're great tattoos.

    • spenny

      clearly these tattoos have meaning and arent just drunken doodles on his arm family is important anyone who cant see that as symbolism is stupid tattoos are art not just mistakes in a persons life

      • davo

        lol at you little eminem fans

    • Ullwin

      its bonnie and clyde, not ronniw 🙂

  • MT2

    #1 iron mike demands the sexy chivettes now !!!

  • Brad

    the sexy chivettes in bolivian…

  • LC

    Not all of these are stupid. But I think it's pretty safe to say getting a tattoo of/for your gf/bf/significant other is usually a pretty bad idea.

  • newscot

    #20 If this is spelled wrong, I can't tell…
    Can someone with a better screen resolution than mine decrypt this for me?

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    • TheAndychrist

      Can't help, staring at boobies…

    • Franklin1138

      She's still hot. I love how one of the sites linked to this one keeps referring to her stature as "that weird, sexy midget body."

      • LineHog

        Agreed, I've seen a picture of her partying with Paris Hilton, she looks like Paris's "mini me"

    • erdompie

      It's italian, it says "Vivere senza rimIpianti", it should be "Vivere senza rimpianti"

      It's like "Live without regErets" instead of regrets..

    • casy

      know how i know you're gay?

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #27 I think when you actually ARE Jack Sparrow, it's not that bad…

    • Craigery

      Is that a sparrow? I thought it was a swallow.

      • corbin

        jack is his son

      • Gord

        It is a swallow.

        Swallow tattoos are symbolic of sailing prowess. Sailors would have a swallow tattooed on them for every 5000 nautical miles traveled by sea. What this has to do with the character being named Sparrow is anybody's guess.

        Now you know…And knowing is half the battle.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682265258 Lindsey Bergeron

          because being named "jack swallow" makes him sound like a different kind of pirate.

          • Texasks

            NICE! Internet high five.

            • mairo

              CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!

  • emmm

    #29 marry me

    • M.M.

      Sorry dood, I like the pussy

  • Holy Hell

    What the Hell ?

    • coco

      that looks so fake, like she did it with eyeliner just for the night lol

  • Craigery

    #11 is so gross. I don't mean the tat, I mean HER.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery Tommy Dieterich

      That face definitely needs to be photoshopped onto someone else. The creep factor is off the charts.

    • cedarman24

      even with out all the work, she aged really badly

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