Hot girls in the middle of nowhere (31 Photos)

  • The Steve


    • Ghost in the Machine

      Don't be that guy….

      • The Steve

        I know, I know… but it had to be done

        • Ghost in the Machine

          Well at least you're honest!

        • Joel

          No it didn't. You could have said anything else. It did not have to be done, get your head out of your ass.

          • Steve

            i'm a fag 😦

  • iambigd42

    #30 /FTW

    • This Guy

      She wins this article, hands down. Who is she? Because we need MOAR!

      • cizzy24

        i would agree

      • lookatyou

        welcome to the internet, where 1% of users come up with fresh ideas and the other 99% butcher them with over-use.

        • Average Chiver

          DURRRR! chive stole from Reddit, but where did the stuff from Reddit come from???? NOTHING ON THE INTERNET IS ORIGINAL!!! DURRRRR!!!!

          • chiverMike

            Maybe the Chive didn't invent the photo blog but they sure improved on it a hell of a lot.

      • dutch

        It´s Bar Refaeli, no thanks

        • ouchmyside

          Ding ding ding give this man a cigar, it's totally bar and they can post her all day long.

        • rudder

          Don't worry, you'll never get the chance to turn her down…

    • Scott Walsh

      Holy crap she's beautiful

    • Leonardo DiCaprio

      PFTW! As in photoshop for the win. She doesn't look like that for real, trust me. Some 10 people worked on this image on photoshop. She the boobs are hers, but from the waist and down – fake. She is not that thin.

      • USMC8654Justice

        you my dear friend are about as dumb as they come. you probably should just stay quiet for the rest of the show.

      • nemesis

        Agreed. The twist of her body above her arm doesn't match the angle of the body below her arm. When you look at it closely, it's actually kind of crappy.

        • Michael Alen Pugh

          im pretty sure if you look closely in the mirror… you are gay.

          haha it's edited some color wise, but that looks more like the difference from her waist to where her hip is. no matter what they did to this picture, the end result is the same… this girl is fine.

      • Smitty

        I concur, this entire post is either photoplasty or anorexia.


    • Eddie


  • Chris Sanchez

    theres something else i would like to spray on her back

    • Chris Sanchez


      • chicago

        No I think he means water-proof mosquito repellant


    #6 we have to go back to the island

    • ChelseaRules

      Live together or die alone.

    • Ezio


    • bob

      who the hell is that wonderful girl?

      • Jack

        Evangeline Lilly… always wonderful!

        • lostfan

          …I think you mean Kate Austen.

          • Hanso

            I think you mean Freckles.

            • DAC9

              I'm Lost in her eyers

  • chivingchiver

    #6 #16 and #21 are amazing

  • Kevin

    #30 here let me help with that

    • Matt

      No honey it is already undone, liberate the other side

  • Gutts

    #15 Yeah… that'll do it.

    • Brenden

      Sasha Jackson … you are welcome

  • cizzy24

    Just lost my football game 30-31 … felt like shit… then looked at this and it made my day better thank you chive

    • @timchipp


  • GuestPest

    #6 marry me? 🙂

  • Ian.

    i love #2

  • John
    Hey LG, how's the CG treating you?

    • NOLG

      I used to love LG, I'm over her, shes so full of herself. I wish she would go away.

      • ChelseaRules

        You say that like you knew her. Or were shot down by her.

        Yeah, probably shot down. I can't imagine she'd give you the time of day.

        • chiverMike

          +1 to that – #31 is hot and I'm sure she shot down that guy with the bad attitude.

        • NOLG

          No. Just my opinion of her. I'm allowed to have mine, as you're allowed to have yours.

      • hMMMM

        I said this a few days ago as well. Completely agree, attention whores get old quick.

  • Kyle Caliboso

    #1 sets the standard

    • Jim

      This is the most amazing photo! If this was a painting it would be iconic for eternity.

      • Aaron

        it's already icon to me, and it's still just a photo…just a lovely, lovely, photo…

  • theAdventuresOfJim

    i find #2 attractive

  • Coldzilla

    #14 Some Alberta hotties!

    GO FLAMES!!!

    • squamton

      fuckin right go flames go

  • i notice things

    Middle of Nowhere= Beach or other areas of water

    • Lotus

      Yeah its been that way since it began, but somehow I don't think Chivers would appreciate rural North Dakota or Kansas in the background.

      This post really has overstayed its welcome and showcases one of the weak points of the chive (the weekend). The chive pumps out so many posts during the week, why not hold back on posting a few til the weekend and keep a steady stream of content flowing?

      • Jen

        b/c those of us with lives don't Chive on the weekends. We go out.

  • patov40

    #28 – Beautiful photo, beautiful girl. #31 – GENTILE!!!! Never enough pics of the Queen of Chives. This will of course invite trolls to comment. Don't even care. B)

    • Paula_

      Dear patov40,

      Having received your invite I regret to inform you that I won't be available for replying on your comment as it has been quite a busy day at work and frankly I'm just too fucking tired.

      Kind regards,
      – the one you love to invite

    • Lotus

      I can't speak for everyone, but a lot of us don't hate Lauren we hate the idiots that worship her like a goddess. That said, I do feel she comes off as full of herself in a lot of her pics.

      • Ha.Ha.

        Hi, LG welcome to the Chive. For your opening course, we have "give me some attention shrimp". Then for your main course, you'll get a plateful of attention. then for dessert, attention. after dinner attention.

        I'm sure that won't be enough for you, as you'll be back tomorrow.

    • The_Skid

      L.G. ❤

  • Bob

    #18 keep going babe!!

  • Patski


    soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

    • hMMMM

      this comment would have gotten 200+ comments if it was posted 200+ pictures prior to this one. Not trying to be nasty or mean, just trying to look out for a girl who has given so much to this website yet has SO overdone it that her pics are now getting negative feedback.

  • JAFitC

    What is that on the left arm of #6? A tattoo? Hair?

    • JAFitC

      My bad. It's sand.

      • hipsterbgone

        hahaha i was gonna say dude… wow. lol

      • ROR

        Derp, derp, derp, derp of earl, earl, earl

        • Logan

          shut up, bitch.

      • Arwinning


  • Azem Islami

    #18 looks like an invitation
    #28, #29 ❤

  • JAFitC

    Nominations are open for a negative term to describe posters like SellersBrent. Troll doesn't cut it. Whale Dung?

  • Micks

    #30 WE HAVE A WINNER!! please find her

    • dutch

      It's Bar Refaeli, look another of mine

    • macid

      wow awesome sexy./

    • Daniel

      This is the Israeli model Bar Refaeli.

  • insonh

    Shouldn’t it be called “Hot White Girls” in the middle of nowhere?

    And while we’re on the subject I’ve noticed that just 80% of post involving girls should have “white “added to it with 10% being Asian and 10% being “other”

    Just saying

    • eldiablo

      there is a hot asian category..

    • ajif

      Where the white women at?

      Oh nevermind, they're right here.

    • -09i

      agreed. the chive is full of super-white dorks.

    • ChodeLauncher

      I agree, let's see some more variety. I'd personally love to see some hotties from India mixed in…

    • SuperDanMan4290

      #12…. Variety 😀

    • BBB

      Nobodys makin you come to this site. Don't like it, dont come here then.

      • insonh

        But it’s probably the best sight in the world

        Tons of hot white and Asian women (but mostly white) with the occasional other thrown in to keep it honest

        Why wouldn’t I want to come here?

    • Don113

      The Race Card is apparently very versatile…

      I think we as a nation and humanity in general should grow the fuck up and note that these girls are hot as hell and color has nothing to do with it.


        fuck off fag

      • T.A.W

        I agree 100 percent. So sick of the fucking race card. Gotta love how BET isn't seen as racist, or any other specifically aimed publication or media that, without having to say it, excludes white people.

    • ROR

      You mad bro? No, but seriously, shut the fuck up. No, wait, hold on…don't…no, you shut the fuck up right now. You just shut the fuck right up. You don't like this post? Got bad news for you. You just trying to bitch? Well, see above. Take your "racially offended" bullshit and get the fuck out of here.

      • HardCore

        If shes white, shes all right

  • hipsterbgone


    I would give up everything I have right now (which isn't a whole lot) to have this everyday….

  • carl

    Nobody cares about your roommates mother. Only these awesome white chicks.

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