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Soooo…. you got wasted (32 Photos)

October 23, 2011 | In: FAIL, Funny, Girls, Owned

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beat rice

Curse my procrastination! I could have been drinking and making an ass out of myself this weekend!
Pez

I got wasted like a couple of these:
#4 #7 #9
loserxresol

#14 please tell me that was for more then 4 or 5 people, though it seems like they had a damn fine night

Wet_tosti

Except for the one that was zipping bud lite all night.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8204704 Josh Peters

$9.50 for a car bomb!? Ridiculous. Could have gone to a dive bar and had the same amount of booze for half the price.

Tony

Good observation Josh… what insight!

einhorn87

Only in Ireland…. *facepalming my Irishness*

kidn

i think that if this took place in ireland then the "irish stew" would just come up as "stew".
mike

the kells is in boston….. 9.50 is standard for a car bomb here, unfortunately.

Anon

Looking at the food they ordered it seems like they were only two actually ! I wonder how they felt the next morning ?

JAFitC

. . . or IF they actually felt the next morning.

guest

My powers of deduction tell me it was for three people
Big_A

What ever happened to a bar tender buying back??? Not in this joint!!!

phideauxe

What does that mean? I've never even heard of it.

Toelup

How was there only $8.84 in tax on a $378 bar tab?

kidn

that does seem ridiculously cheap..
Pinche Manny

FAKE!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509210032 David Walbert

Some places dont have sales tax on alcohol. I imagine thats why there are all of the * next to the drinks.
BaJezzus

I'm a dork, so I did the math. if you add up all the non * items, and assume there is a 10% sales tax. then yeah. it adds up. didn't know there were places that don't charge sales tax on booze. but if the trade off is 10% sales tax, then eff that.

David M.

26 car bombs?! Nice.

Daris

And a small salad. Never trust a vegitarian DD.

Magnus

you can't end a good party without someone on the floor! #11

kidn

to bad that that isn't a floor.
jacquie

To bad those beers are photoshopped…lame.

hMMMM

love it how the cups in the front are floating.

TheGGent

Well done fellow Chivers, appears to be another epic weekend.
PotatoeWhisperer

#16 not at the table, kids

Anubis

Did he smang it?

https://www.facebook.com/SantanaJeremy Jeremy Santana

Haha, #32 reminds me of when I used to go pressure washing with a cousin of mine. At almost every 7-11 we would come across a bum or two. And since they would be in the way we would ask them nicely to move and 85% of the time they would tell us to fuck off, so we would spray them till they left.
Good times! Good times!

Gstr

But in this photo, she's actually watering the plants in front of the bum
McFlashy

How many times did you get chased and or ass beat? :p

mcdumbass

Yeah I'd like to see a homeless guy chase after a guy holding a pressure washer, goodluck with that.

DerJöe

#29 and it felt awesome

Bill Murray

the second-half is obviously a chive get together.
geez

E and the mid nineties, awesome!
fabio

Engrish fail
The Chivery

Guesty? That you next to me?

Ling

#8 i don't think the atm will tip if you rub your ass all over it, but nice try!

Ajjy

Ummm…that is a pay phone.

And they do tip.
LiquidE

But nice try!
Observant

Especially if that atm is actually a phonebooth.

Wet_tosti

So you got wasted is late! But it's totaly worth te waiting,

TITTITITT

no it wasn't. it sucked ass.

A Man

so's your face.

touchmyd

my boner hurts
Ling

also #24 looks like a hipster marvin the martian costume.

tralfaz

There should of been an earth shattering KABOOM.

Mr. Rushing

#3 – Aw hot! She's wet.
somos

#29
Maybe one of the ugliest boys over the face of the world …

An Average Chiver

i'd do him…….

ChelseaRules

Which one? Lurch or the albino?

Lurch

thats me
The Albino

And me!
Gomez

So's your face

jkl;

#27

Thanks for the random list of ingredients. No way thats whats on that sandwich though.

Trent

First thing I thought too. That like 3 eggs max, and 6 pieces of bacon is not a pound. Still looks awesome though.

shoop de doop

There's a crucial adjective missing: "Toasted HUMONGUS Onion Bagel"

MonkeyMadness

Maybe there was more than one sandwich. She probably made herself one too.
B-Rye

Haha I made the sandwich in the picture, 5 scrambled eggs is on the sandwich but i could only fit 7 slices of bacon, so i had to eat the rest on the side, it was definitely a heart stopping morning… lol
Jen

that looks like a frozen bagel. FAIL.
Underbaker

DO WANT!!! If the amount is off then make me 2. Nothing beats an Egg Bacon and Cheese sandwich.

Drsgos_Nei

#22 Four Times!

kidn

wasn't she on the plus size post from friday?
_maxPain_

freak

treneuf

What’s a car bomb #14
Da Sandman

#14 The fuck is Irish Stew? it sound awesome.

kidn

that picture is from well over a year ago (-.-) why are people taking and sending in pictures from 2010?

idiots.
eldiablo

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=irish+stew
Kev

In Ireland we just call it stew. And it's awesome!

Wembley

But…In Canada, Canadian Bacon is Ham.

So, how can Irish Stew be just stew?

Makes no sense…

kidn

why is heaven's name do they call ham "canadian bacon"? i always thought it was just bacon from pigs raised in canada..
shoop de doop

not our fault you guys think Ham comes from Canada…

Doubt

#12 jackpot?

eaglesfanone

its not bad that i was thinking the same thing……right?

……im going to hell….but thats here the sluts are, so meh
Quagmire

heh heh all riiight.
R2G Fan

Giggity giggity giggity!!!
hMMMM

I think I would rather pass out with my face to the ground than on a slice of pizza…

kidn

#27 i love the smell of heart attacks in the morning
ste

#14 You had food… Eatings cheating!

FreakinRican

Incorrect.. Eatin' ain't cheatin'

ste

Clearly not from Ireland….

http://www.facebook.com/alanpanas Alan Panas

Don't think he is referring to food!

Chowdaah

irish stew is traditionally made with alcohol in it as well.

Jason

#29 "How you think you look like"? "How you really look like"?

You're an English teacher's nightmare. Try to avoid typing as though you are retarded.

Eruco

This /, I was going to make that exact point glad someone beat me to it.
https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

I generally notice all the grammar things and wait to see it in the comments, but this one, I don't see the problem. Seems like removing the 'like's might make it sound cleaner, but the like is part of the meme, so I'm not understanding.

HaLp

Ha.Ha.

it's "WHAT" you look like. Let me guess, high school English teacher? Protesting on Wall St.?

shrimpdub

#15 nobody ever wins…

notsofast

everyone always wins
ManUp

everybody wins, everything becomes awesome after a game of battle shots.
sadman

Notice that the boats cover more spaces then they have shots?

DanFromDetroit

Is #14 the Kells in old town Portland OR?

abc

No. I live in Portland, No sales tax here in Oregon. Kells is a fun time though…
kimberlymusser

There are Kell's Irish Pubs in a lot of places
R-Dub

Love me some Kells!

cheeseywieners

#21 find her

fart

and give her a cheeseburger

Mel C

But make it a veggie burger….I dont eat meat.

Matty

heres a clue. That appears to be the Mont Blu casino here in south lake tahoe. Well technically Stateline, NV.

Joe

I concur definitely Mont Blu

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