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October 23, 2011 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Girls, Owned
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Curse my procrastination! I could have been drinking and making an ass out of myself this weekend!
I got wasted like a couple of these:
#4 #7 #9
#14 please tell me that was for more then 4 or 5 people, though it seems like they had a damn fine night
Except for the one that was zipping bud lite all night.
$9.50 for a car bomb!? Ridiculous. Could have gone to a dive bar and had the same amount of booze for half the price.
Good observation Josh… what insight!
Only in Ireland…. *facepalming my Irishness*
i think that if this took place in ireland then the "irish stew" would just come up as "stew".
the kells is in boston….. 9.50 is standard for a car bomb here, unfortunately.
Looking at the food they ordered it seems like they were only two actually ! I wonder how they felt the next morning ?
. . . or IF they actually felt the next morning.
My powers of deduction tell me it was for three people
What ever happened to a bar tender buying back??? Not in this joint!!!
What does that mean? I've never even heard of it.
How was there only $8.84 in tax on a $378 bar tab?
that does seem ridiculously cheap..
Some places dont have sales tax on alcohol. I imagine thats why there are all of the * next to the drinks.
I'm a dork, so I did the math. if you add up all the non * items, and assume there is a 10% sales tax. then yeah. it adds up. didn't know there were places that don't charge sales tax on booze. but if the trade off is 10% sales tax, then eff that.
26 car bombs?! Nice.
And a small salad. Never trust a vegitarian DD.
you can't end a good party without someone on the floor! #11
to bad that that isn't a floor.
To bad those beers are photoshopped…lame.
love it how the cups in the front are floating.
Well done fellow Chivers, appears to be another epic weekend.
#16 not at the table, kids
Did he smang it?
Haha, #32 reminds me of when I used to go pressure washing with a cousin of mine. At almost every 7-11 we would come across a bum or two. And since they would be in the way we would ask them nicely to move and 85% of the time they would tell us to fuck off, so we would spray them till they left.
Good times! Good times!
But in this photo, she's actually watering the plants in front of the bum
How many times did you get chased and or ass beat? :p
Yeah I'd like to see a homeless guy chase after a guy holding a pressure washer, goodluck with that.
#29 and it felt awesome
the second-half is obviously a chive get together.
E and the mid nineties, awesome!
Guesty? That you next to me?
#8 i don't think the atm will tip if you rub your ass all over it, but nice try!
Ummm…that is a pay phone.
And they do tip.
But nice try!
Especially if that atm is actually a phonebooth.
So you got wasted is late! But it's totaly worth te waiting,
no it wasn't. it sucked ass.
so's your face.
my boner hurts
also #24 looks like a hipster marvin the martian costume.
There should of been an earth shattering KABOOM.
#3 – Aw hot! She's wet.
Maybe one of the ugliest boys over the face of the world …
i'd do him…….
Which one? Lurch or the albino?
So's your face
Thanks for the random list of ingredients. No way thats whats on that sandwich though.
First thing I thought too. That like 3 eggs max, and 6 pieces of bacon is not a pound. Still looks awesome though.
There's a crucial adjective missing: "Toasted HUMONGUS Onion Bagel"
Maybe there was more than one sandwich. She probably made herself one too.
Haha I made the sandwich in the picture, 5 scrambled eggs is on the sandwich but i could only fit 7 slices of bacon, so i had to eat the rest on the side, it was definitely a heart stopping morning… lol
that looks like a frozen bagel. FAIL.
DO WANT!!! If the amount is off then make me 2. Nothing beats an Egg Bacon and Cheese sandwich.
#22 Four Times!
wasn't she on the plus size post from friday?
What’s a car bomb #14
#14 The fuck is Irish Stew? it sound awesome.
that picture is from well over a year ago (-.-) why are people taking and sending in pictures from 2010?
In Ireland we just call it stew. And it's awesome!
But…In Canada, Canadian Bacon is Ham.
So, how can Irish Stew be just stew?
Makes no sense…
why is heaven's name do they call ham "canadian bacon"? i always thought it was just bacon from pigs raised in canada..
not our fault you guys think Ham comes from Canada…
its not bad that i was thinking the same thing……right?
……im going to hell….but thats here the sluts are, so meh
heh heh all riiight.
Giggity giggity giggity!!!
I think I would rather pass out with my face to the ground than on a slice of pizza…
#27 i love the smell of heart attacks in the morning
#14 You had food… Eatings cheating!
Incorrect.. Eatin' ain't cheatin'
Clearly not from Ireland….
Don't think he is referring to food!
irish stew is traditionally made with alcohol in it as well.
#29 "How you think you look like"? "How you really look like"?
You're an English teacher's nightmare. Try to avoid typing as though you are retarded.
This /, I was going to make that exact point glad someone beat me to it.
I generally notice all the grammar things and wait to see it in the comments, but this one, I don't see the problem. Seems like removing the 'like's might make it sound cleaner, but the like is part of the meme, so I'm not understanding.
it's "WHAT" you look like. Let me guess, high school English teacher? Protesting on Wall St.?
#15 nobody ever wins…
everyone always wins
everybody wins, everything becomes awesome after a game of battle shots.
Notice that the boats cover more spaces then they have shots?
Is #14 the Kells in old town Portland OR?
No. I live in Portland, No sales tax here in Oregon. Kells is a fun time though…
There are Kell's Irish Pubs in a lot of places
Love me some Kells!
#21 find her
and give her a cheeseburger
But make it a veggie burger….I dont eat meat.
heres a clue. That appears to be the Mont Blu casino here in south lake tahoe. Well technically Stateline, NV.
I concur definitely Mont Blu
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