Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Bob

    Whoot! first bitches!!!!!!!!!

    • Angry Landlord

      Kanye you are a Gay Fish

  • tjk

    #33 gladly

    • asdf

      Shouldn't it say "Kiss These"?

      • Dave

        No, Motorboat these


      If by "KISS", you mean fuck, and if by "THIS", you mean your every orifice, GLADLY! But if you literally just mean "kiss this", then gladly.

    • Dylan

      I have a court order that states "Kiss This" is NOT an open invitation.

    • Pinche Manny

      Challenge accepted….

    • ecirava

      "Kiss her? I am going to DESTROY her"

  • JosephPuglia

    #47 I'd spunk all over them tits.

    • Bootsy

      You are a gentleman and a scholar, sir.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Is it hard to do while she dials 9-1-1?

      • @li

        Are you saying he cums so hard it will injure her?.

    • Angry Landlord

      You Stay classy San Diego!

    • Dapper_Dave

      Don't limit yourself. There are so many things you could do with tits like those.

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Eh, forget just the tits; I want the whole thing!

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #40, #41 I just lifted my desk… With no hands

    • AssClown

      With your knees?

    • joe

      Paranormal Activity 4?

      • Tcal

        well played

    • Waccawaccawacca

      My desk is bolted to the ground…now my head hurts.

    • fart

      you farted!!!!

    • Black6dog

      An asian can dream

    • Ryan

      She is goddamn suffocating that thong.

    • SolidusSnake420

      Yep, just spit water all over the screen

    • Karen

      y'all do know she's wearing a bra that is all padding? it's by victorias secret and it adds two cup sizes to your natural boobs…..her boobs aren't really that big

      • NicBree

        Lol, I thought I was the only one that noticed that.

      • https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

        Why are you complaining about boobs?

        • MATT

          Yeah! Her breasts are PERFECT! (Would like to see more…perhaps without the bra to prove the haters wrong! You know, for science!)

      • Nathan_Wind

        So I suppose that it's also a magic thong that makes her ass even more fantastic?

        And even two sizes smaller, those would be perfect.

      • bud

        get outta here debbie downer!

      • its_forge

        Even better, 'cuz I thought the boobs were a little over-big.

    • http://www.facebook.com/James.D24 James Dobry


    • Karen

      I was just making an observation! calm down tit Nazi's!!

    • Doc

      no matter about the bra – those hips are gorgeous! Great Scott those are fine cheeks!

    • EyesOnThePrize

      Takes the breath away, padding or not.

    • http://twitter.com/Cenobitic @Cenobitic

      No way she could have written that nicely on herself. Someone she knows has seriously amazing penmanship.

    • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

      Chivette of the Week material!!

  • Chiver fanboy

    LG: show us your tits

    • Ha.Ha.

      Speaking of tits…I heard that Lindsay Lohan is doing Playboy. Is this true?!!?!?!?

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

        yes she is. for under a mil. i think for like 750thou

        • Nathan_Wind

          Hey Cubanitagirl, did you get your new boobs? How are they?

          • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

            oh hey. wow some one actually saw that comment yay lol. they are doing great!! i gotta post pix when they are healed lol. maybe the chive will post me. 😀

  • Nathan_Wind

    #44 Nice racks.

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      Nerdy server joke not found…….instead you receive a slow clap

    • a_schoenoprasum

      i see what you did there.

    • Rudelou

      If only I had co-workers like that in my IT dept.

    • Jive

      Alls I see is ass

    • R2G Fan

      How many times have I dreamed of this when walking it to a server room….

    • Dude

      Here you go from the front.

      • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

        Thanks for sharing

    • Sick

      photoshopped. has to be. otherwise the world ended and we never noticed

    • fuzzybeard2016

      FIND HER!!!

    • Dcolbert

      She needs to work on her cable management, though.

    • its_forge

      It's usually unbelievably cold in server rooms, one tends to wonder if she has the high beams on.

  • wyfair

    #21 i knew there was something going on in my pocket! That also could explain the phantom vibrations i think are from my phone!

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      Every fucking time….Gonna start putting sticky paper in my pockets and catch those little bastards

    • Julien

      Nope. That's just your penis.

  • Almoney13

    #40 Jesus Butt F*cking Christ!!
    #7 The Walking Dead is TOO sick… The show I mean… Real zombies can f*ck right off

    • Corynnia

      KICK ASS show

      • TJ 2K

        Agreed!!!! Best Zombie apocalypse series ever… well the best & only one right now…

  • Pookie

    #33 I would love too xD

    • abcdefg


      • http://www.facebook.com/rbuitenkamp Rutger Buitenkamp


  • winfields

    #2 Happy Thanksgiving

    • Angry Landlord

      Peacocks is delicious!

      • Angry Landlord


    • LooWhoo

      nice to know you plan on eating peaCOCK for the holidays…..

    • Hoovus

      Can't fix stupid

    • Ren's Inner Child

      little known fact:
      If you piss off a peacock JUST enough
      he is capable of flying up the 2nd story balcony from which you were squirting him with a water-gun.

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

        i wonder how you found out. lol

  • wyfair

    #29 how do you get up there!?

    • Blumpkin

      very carefully

    • thepoopsmith


    • Question_Mark_


    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      go go gadget…

    • mouchette

      proper camp.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001934089121 Michael Morrow

      Crash your glider, and hope the bottom becomes a hammock

    • Nellimarie

      What if they have to pee????

  • 7 days

    #37 finally the little girl from The Ring met her match

    • friendlymunki

      the grudge boy better watch his ass

    • Pedo Bear

      The sequel to The Ring & The Ring 2: The Cinnamon Ring

    • MonkeyMadness

      Chive has posted this before. They really love their child pornography.

  • Nanook

    #1 Oh no, there goes Tokyo

    • Chiver fanboy

      Nice Godzilla ref

    • Jon.

      Go go, Godzilla!

      • the other Jen


    • Rob


  • winfields

    #5 calm down (and Chive on) her hand is simply cold. geez

  • forlay

    #47, #48

    sexy and adorable.

    • Guesty

      Good thing she has those big tits, cause she has a nasty face.

      • Agreed

        True, it's ok, she'll still get some with her body and by having Chive fame.

      • Guestyfucker

        Good thing you have that shitty attitude and an internet to hide behind.


        • Guesty

          Go fuck yourself, fanboy. Just because you live and die for these "chivettes", doesn't mean that every single pic they send in is smoking hot. Faggot

          • JohnQ

            Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal.

      • Rahm Emanuel

        Retard, she is way hot. Additionally she is hotter than you will ever get…And stop cheating on your right hand with your left hand it's not very gentleman like…douche-tard…

        • Slauterhause

          She is ridiculously hot, hell yes.

      • its_forge

        It's mostly just crappy lighting. She's still rather cuter than the average girl you see in any random shopping mall.

        • its_forge

          To say nothing of that figure, I mean holy Christ.

    • Thanks

      #48 Please pan back down!

      • Logic

        WTF are you talking about? Shes a cutie… not up for debate

      • Marc

        deanna is that you

    • Oliver

      She is gorgeous!

    • R2G Fan

      Superb. Please, be a regular.

    • Barry McKokkinner

      HELL YEAH! Head to toe beautiful!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      Could have done without the face shot.

      • nate deez

        we could do without ur face…or ur comments. i knew a kyle mcclung in high school…i really hope its you kyle, because you truly were a loser. Have a nice day and go fuck yourself bro

    • Nils

      such a great ass! o_O

  • nananamatman

    No worries ma'am, I'll get your kitty out of the tree

    • Poontangler


      • Really?

        16 foot King Cobra… seeing people do this always make me wonder if it's balls or just nuts.

      • Frank

        My thoughts exactly. Who wakes up and says, " I can't wait to go play with a 15 foot cobra today." I don't like getting close enough to a spider to step on it and snakes, forget about it.

    • ThatGuy

      This is possibly the first comment I have read on the chive that is both funny and original.

  • HobbesTiger

    #5 Someone explain this to me. Why do women do this? Men would never let another guy grab his junk for a picture.

    • Ramrod

      Is that a complaint?

    • The_Dood

      Because they love to tease us…? I thought it was obvious.

    • yep

      Coz all women are secretly bi-curious…at least that's what I keep telling my never-wanna-try-a-threesome girlfriend…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

        Dito. lol

    • morebeer

      would you rather have a handful of tit or cock? case closed!

    • morbokitten

      You don't see us grabbing each others' vaginas, do you?

      I mean, not in pictures we show people…

    • James

      Because who cares. Just enjoy one of life's many lovely double-standards.

    • its_forge

      'Cuz a girl knows another girl doesn't have any agenda grabbing her boob, she's just being goofy.

  • AssClown

    #33 If I coulda, I woulda!

  • Aaron

    #33 FIND HER!!!!

    • Christian

      Genesis Moreno aka Miss Sega Genesis.

    • derp

      She's right there!

  • JAG

    #! Godzirrra??

    • a_schoenoprasum

      shift fail.

    • jag is stupid


  • synthetictruism


    all the damn time!

    If I put my headphones down on my desk for 5 seconds there is suddenly a damn knot…

  • Ringlefinch

    #39 I feel your pain, mate.

    • http://twitter.com/crsofr @crsofr

      There should be a consolation price for that!

      • http://twitter.com/crsofr @crsofr

        Prize, not price…fail.

    • Marco

      #39 In Portugal, lottery wins you

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1281144676 Alec Ansusinha

      the dude bought it two minutes after the drawing took place

      • Jules-CO

        Good eye, totally set up…lame.

      • Horseface

        Date of purchase – 10/20/2011, at 8:02 PM

        Date of drawing – 10/21/2011, at 10/9 PM

        You could at least learn to read before leaving a comment. I don't doubt that this is fake, but it's not because of the time of purchase on the receipt.

        • Aniceto

          You can only buy Euromilhões until 19h the Friday before the draw.

  • D. Strauss-Kahn

    #44 I think my hard drive just broke.

    • reb

      bet she's got a sweet rack.

    • Just sayin'

      You might wanna get that check then

    • bdg

      I see where to plug in!!!!

  • the dude

    damn i love beautiful women! fuck yeah!!!

    • Jak

      Join the club called everybody. We meet at the bar.

      • bob lee swagger

        I heard Club Everybody is a gay bar.

  • HankT

    #11 and #27…rather cheeky!

    • Leonel Libreyloko

      Well played, mate. Well played.

      • bob lee swagger

        …and by that he meant "Way to make the obvious joke." Congrats on that.

    • br0ken

      something is amiss with the gap on #27 looks shopped (the right side)

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