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Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

October 24, 2011 | In: DAR, Random, Sponsored

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Bob

Whoot! first bitches!!!!!!!!!

Angry Landlord

Kanye you are a Gay Fish

tjk

#33 gladly

asdf

Shouldn't it say "Kiss These"?

Dave

No, Motorboat these

FURFACE

If by "KISS", you mean fuck, and if by "THIS", you mean your every orifice, GLADLY! But if you literally just mean "kiss this", then gladly.
Dylan

I have a court order that states "Kiss This" is NOT an open invitation.
Pinche Manny

Challenge accepted….
ecirava

"Kiss her? I am going to DESTROY her"

JosephPuglia

#47 I'd spunk all over them tits.

Bootsy

You are a gentleman and a scholar, sir.
Brutal Deluxe

Is it hard to do while she dials 9-1-1?

@li

Are you saying he cums so hard it will injure her?.

Angry Landlord

You Stay classy San Diego!
Dapper_Dave

Don't limit yourself. There are so many things you could do with tits like those.
fuzzybeard2016

Eh, forget just the tits; I want the whole thing!

http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

#40, #41 I just lifted my desk… With no hands

AssClown

With your knees?
joe

Paranormal Activity 4?

Tcal

well played

Waccawaccawacca

My desk is bolted to the ground…now my head hurts.
fart

you farted!!!!
Black6dog

An asian can dream
Ryan

She is goddamn suffocating that thong.
SolidusSnake420

Yep, just spit water all over the screen
Karen

y'all do know she's wearing a bra that is all padding? it's by victorias secret and it adds two cup sizes to your natural boobs…..her boobs aren't really that big

NicBree

Lol, I thought I was the only one that noticed that.
https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

Why are you complaining about boobs?

MATT

Yeah! Her breasts are PERFECT! (Would like to see more…perhaps without the bra to prove the haters wrong! You know, for science!)

Nathan_Wind

So I suppose that it's also a magic thong that makes her ass even more fantastic?

And even two sizes smaller, those would be perfect.
bud

get outta here debbie downer!
its_forge

Even better, 'cuz I thought the boobs were a little over-big.

http://www.facebook.com/James.D24 James Dobry

CHIVE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD… FIND HER OR GIVE US MOAR…. OR BOTH…. Both work.
Karen

I was just making an observation! calm down tit Nazi's!!
Doc

no matter about the bra – those hips are gorgeous! Great Scott those are fine cheeks!
EyesOnThePrize

Takes the breath away, padding or not.
http://twitter.com/Cenobitic @Cenobitic

No way she could have written that nicely on herself. Someone she knows has seriously amazing penmanship.
http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

Chivette of the Week material!!

Chiver fanboy

LG: show us your tits

Ha.Ha.

Speaking of tits…I heard that Lindsay Lohan is doing Playboy. Is this true?!!?!?!?

http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

yes she is. for under a mil. i think for like 750thou

Nathan_Wind

Hey Cubanitagirl, did you get your new boobs? How are they?

http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

oh hey. wow some one actually saw that comment yay lol. they are doing great!! i gotta post pix when they are healed lol. maybe the chive will post me.

Nathan_Wind

#44 Nice racks.

Spencer_on_Fire

Nerdy server joke not found…….instead you receive a slow clap
a_schoenoprasum

i see what you did there.
Rudelou

If only I had co-workers like that in my IT dept.
Jive

Alls I see is ass
R2G Fan

How many times have I dreamed of this when walking it to a server room….
Dude

Here you go from the front.
http://i.imgur.com/56VUd.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

Thanks for sharing

Sick

photoshopped. has to be. otherwise the world ended and we never noticed
fuzzybeard2016

FIND HER!!!

Dude

Your wish is granted
http://www.sinplan.es/articulo/mujeres/carla-llad…

Darth Ball

Thank you SO much bro… simply f@ckin awesome!!!
its_forge

Oh she's VERY nice from the front. Huzzahs!!! Woot!! Three cheers for Dude!

Dcolbert

She needs to work on her cable management, though.
its_forge

It's usually unbelievably cold in server rooms, one tends to wonder if she has the high beams on.

wyfair

#21 i knew there was something going on in my pocket! That also could explain the phantom vibrations i think are from my phone!

Spencer_on_Fire

Every fucking time….Gonna start putting sticky paper in my pockets and catch those little bastards
Julien

Nope. That's just your penis.

Almoney13

#40 Jesus Butt F*cking Christ!!
#7 The Walking Dead is TOO sick… The show I mean… Real zombies can f*ck right off

Corynnia

KICK ASS show

TJ 2K

Agreed!!!! Best Zombie apocalypse series ever… well the best & only one right now…

Pookie

#33 I would love too xD

abcdefg

*to

http://www.facebook.com/rbuitenkamp Rutger Buitenkamp

omnomnom

winfields

#2 Happy Thanksgiving

Angry Landlord

Peacocks is delicious!

Angry Landlord

penis

LooWhoo

nice to know you plan on eating peaCOCK for the holidays…..
Hoovus

Can't fix stupid
Ren's Inner Child

little known fact:
If you piss off a peacock JUST enough
he is capable of flying up the 2nd story balcony from which you were squirting him with a water-gun.

http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

i wonder how you found out. lol

wyfair

#29 how do you get up there!?

Blumpkin

very carefully
thepoopsmith

climbing?
Question_Mark_

Magnets
https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

go go gadget…
mouchette

proper camp.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001934089121 Michael Morrow

Crash your glider, and hope the bottom becomes a hammock
Nellimarie

What if they have to pee????

7 days

#37 finally the little girl from The Ring met her match

friendlymunki

the grudge boy better watch his ass
Pedo Bear

The sequel to The Ring & The Ring 2: The Cinnamon Ring
MonkeyMadness

Chive has posted this before. They really love their child pornography.

Nanook

#1 Oh no, there goes Tokyo

Chiver fanboy

Nice Godzilla ref
Jon.

Go go, Godzilla!

the other Jen

GODZIRRA!

Rob

Again.

winfields

#5 calm down (and Chive on) her hand is simply cold. geez
forlay

#47, #48

sexy and adorable.

Guesty

Good thing she has those big tits, cause she has a nasty face.

Agreed

True, it's ok, she'll still get some with her body and by having Chive fame.
Guestyfucker

Good thing you have that shitty attitude and an internet to hide behind.

Asshole

Guesty

Go fuck yourself, fanboy. Just because you live and die for these "chivettes", doesn't mean that every single pic they send in is smoking hot. Faggot

JohnQ

Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal.

Rahm Emanuel

Retard, she is way hot. Additionally she is hotter than you will ever get…And stop cheating on your right hand with your left hand it's not very gentleman like…douche-tard…

Slauterhause

She is ridiculously hot, hell yes.

its_forge

It's mostly just crappy lighting. She's still rather cuter than the average girl you see in any random shopping mall.

its_forge

To say nothing of that figure, I mean holy Christ.

Thanks

#48 Please pan back down!

Logic

WTF are you talking about? Shes a cutie… not up for debate
Marc

deanna is that you

Oliver

She is gorgeous!
R2G Fan

Superb. Please, be a regular.
Barry McKokkinner

HELL YEAH! Head to toe beautiful!!!
http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

Could have done without the face shot.

nate deez

we could do without ur face…or ur comments. i knew a kyle mcclung in high school…i really hope its you kyle, because you truly were a loser. Have a nice day and go fuck yourself bro

Nils

such a great ass! o_O

nananamatman

#38
No worries ma'am, I'll get your kitty out of the tree

Poontangler

fuck…that…shit

Really?

16 foot King Cobra… seeing people do this always make me wonder if it's balls or just nuts.
Frank

My thoughts exactly. Who wakes up and says, " I can't wait to go play with a 15 foot cobra today." I don't like getting close enough to a spider to step on it and snakes, forget about it.

ThatGuy

This is possibly the first comment I have read on the chive that is both funny and original.

HobbesTiger

#5 Someone explain this to me. Why do women do this? Men would never let another guy grab his junk for a picture.

Ramrod

Is that a complaint?
The_Dood

Because they love to tease us…? I thought it was obvious.
yep

Coz all women are secretly bi-curious…at least that's what I keep telling my never-wanna-try-a-threesome girlfriend…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

Dito. lol

morebeer

would you rather have a handful of tit or cock? case closed!
morbokitten

You don't see us grabbing each others' vaginas, do you?

I mean, not in pictures we show people…
James

Because who cares. Just enjoy one of life's many lovely double-standards.
its_forge

'Cuz a girl knows another girl doesn't have any agenda grabbing her boob, she's just being goofy.

AssClown

#33 If I coulda, I woulda!
Aaron

#33 FIND HER!!!!

Christian

Genesis Moreno aka Miss Sega Genesis.
derp

She's right there!

JAG

#! Godzirrra??

a_schoenoprasum

shift fail.
jag is stupid

#1

synthetictruism

#21

all the damn time!

If I put my headphones down on my desk for 5 seconds there is suddenly a damn knot…
Ringlefinch

#39 I feel your pain, mate.

http://twitter.com/crsofr @crsofr

There should be a consolation price for that!

http://twitter.com/crsofr @crsofr

Prize, not price…fail.

Marco

#39 In Portugal, lottery wins you
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1281144676 Alec Ansusinha

the dude bought it two minutes after the drawing took place

Jules-CO

Good eye, totally set up…lame.
Horseface

Date of purchase – 10/20/2011, at 8:02 PM

Date of drawing – 10/21/2011, at 10/9 PM

You could at least learn to read before leaving a comment. I don't doubt that this is fake, but it's not because of the time of purchase on the receipt.

Aniceto

You can only buy Euromilhões until 19h the Friday before the draw.

D. Strauss-Kahn

#44 I think my hard drive just broke.

reb

bet she's got a sweet rack.
Just sayin'

You might wanna get that check then
bdg

I see where to plug in!!!!

the dude

damn i love beautiful women! fuck yeah!!!

Jak

Join the club called everybody. We meet at the bar.

bob lee swagger

I heard Club Everybody is a gay bar.

HankT

#11 and #27…rather cheeky!

Leonel Libreyloko

Well played, mate. Well played.

bob lee swagger

…and by that he meant "Way to make the obvious joke." Congrats on that.

br0ken

something is amiss with the gap on #27 looks shopped (the right side)

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