October 24, 2011 |
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Whoot! first bitches!!!!!!!!!
Kanye you are a Gay Fish
Shouldn't it say "Kiss These"?
No, Motorboat these
If by "KISS", you mean fuck, and if by "THIS", you mean your every orifice, GLADLY! But if you literally just mean "kiss this", then gladly.
I have a court order that states "Kiss This" is NOT an open invitation.
"Kiss her? I am going to DESTROY her"
#47 I'd spunk all over them tits.
You are a gentleman and a scholar, sir.
Is it hard to do while she dials 9-1-1?
Are you saying he cums so hard it will injure her?.
You Stay classy San Diego!
Don't limit yourself. There are so many things you could do with tits like those.
Eh, forget just the tits; I want the whole thing!
#40, #41 I just lifted my desk… With no hands
With your knees?
Paranormal Activity 4?
My desk is bolted to the ground…now my head hurts.
An asian can dream
She is goddamn suffocating that thong.
Yep, just spit water all over the screen
y'all do know she's wearing a bra that is all padding? it's by victorias secret and it adds two cup sizes to your natural boobs…..her boobs aren't really that big
Lol, I thought I was the only one that noticed that.
Why are you complaining about boobs?
Yeah! Her breasts are PERFECT! (Would like to see more…perhaps without the bra to prove the haters wrong! You know, for science!)
So I suppose that it's also a magic thong that makes her ass even more fantastic?
And even two sizes smaller, those would be perfect.
get outta here debbie downer!
Even better, 'cuz I thought the boobs were a little over-big.
CHIVE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD… FIND HER OR GIVE US MOAR…. OR BOTH…. Both work.
I was just making an observation! calm down tit Nazi's!!
no matter about the bra – those hips are gorgeous! Great Scott those are fine cheeks!
Takes the breath away, padding or not.
No way she could have written that nicely on herself. Someone she knows has seriously amazing penmanship.
Chivette of the Week material!!
LG: show us your tits
Speaking of tits…I heard that Lindsay Lohan is doing Playboy. Is this true?!!?!?!?
yes she is. for under a mil. i think for like 750thou
Hey Cubanitagirl, did you get your new boobs? How are they?
oh hey. wow some one actually saw that comment yay lol. they are doing great!! i gotta post pix when they are healed lol. maybe the chive will post me.
#44 Nice racks.
Nerdy server joke not found…….instead you receive a slow clap
i see what you did there.
If only I had co-workers like that in my IT dept.
Alls I see is ass
How many times have I dreamed of this when walking it to a server room….
Here you go from the front.
Thanks for sharing
photoshopped. has to be. otherwise the world ended and we never noticed
Your wish is granted
Thank you SO much bro… simply f@ckin awesome!!!
Oh she's VERY nice from the front. Huzzahs!!! Woot!! Three cheers for Dude!
She needs to work on her cable management, though.
It's usually unbelievably cold in server rooms, one tends to wonder if she has the high beams on.
#21 i knew there was something going on in my pocket! That also could explain the phantom vibrations i think are from my phone!
Every fucking time….Gonna start putting sticky paper in my pockets and catch those little bastards
Nope. That's just your penis.
#40 Jesus Butt F*cking Christ!!
#7 The Walking Dead is TOO sick… The show I mean… Real zombies can f*ck right off
KICK ASS show
Agreed!!!! Best Zombie apocalypse series ever… well the best & only one right now…
#33 I would love too xD
#2 Happy Thanksgiving
Peacocks is delicious!
nice to know you plan on eating peaCOCK for the holidays…..
Can't fix stupid
little known fact:
If you piss off a peacock JUST enough
he is capable of flying up the 2nd story balcony from which you were squirting him with a water-gun.
i wonder how you found out. lol
#29 how do you get up there!?
go go gadget…
Crash your glider, and hope the bottom becomes a hammock
What if they have to pee????
#37 finally the little girl from The Ring met her match
the grudge boy better watch his ass
The sequel to The Ring & The Ring 2: The Cinnamon Ring
Chive has posted this before. They really love their child pornography.
#1 Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Nice Godzilla ref
Go go, Godzilla!
#5 calm down (and Chive on) her hand is simply cold. geez
sexy and adorable.
Good thing she has those big tits, cause she has a nasty face.
True, it's ok, she'll still get some with her body and by having Chive fame.
Good thing you have that shitty attitude and an internet to hide behind.
Go fuck yourself, fanboy. Just because you live and die for these "chivettes", doesn't mean that every single pic they send in is smoking hot. Faggot
Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal.
Retard, she is way hot. Additionally she is hotter than you will ever get…And stop cheating on your right hand with your left hand it's not very gentleman like…douche-tard…
She is ridiculously hot, hell yes.
It's mostly just crappy lighting. She's still rather cuter than the average girl you see in any random shopping mall.
To say nothing of that figure, I mean holy Christ.
#48 Please pan back down!
WTF are you talking about? Shes a cutie… not up for debate
deanna is that you
She is gorgeous!
Superb. Please, be a regular.
HELL YEAH! Head to toe beautiful!!!
Could have done without the face shot.
we could do without ur face…or ur comments. i knew a kyle mcclung in high school…i really hope its you kyle, because you truly were a loser. Have a nice day and go fuck yourself bro
such a great ass! o_O
No worries ma'am, I'll get your kitty out of the tree
16 foot King Cobra… seeing people do this always make me wonder if it's balls or just nuts.
My thoughts exactly. Who wakes up and says, " I can't wait to go play with a 15 foot cobra today." I don't like getting close enough to a spider to step on it and snakes, forget about it.
This is possibly the first comment I have read on the chive that is both funny and original.
#5 Someone explain this to me. Why do women do this? Men would never let another guy grab his junk for a picture.
Is that a complaint?
Because they love to tease us…? I thought it was obvious.
Coz all women are secretly bi-curious…at least that's what I keep telling my never-wanna-try-a-threesome girlfriend…
would you rather have a handful of tit or cock? case closed!
You don't see us grabbing each others' vaginas, do you?
I mean, not in pictures we show people…
Because who cares. Just enjoy one of life's many lovely double-standards.
'Cuz a girl knows another girl doesn't have any agenda grabbing her boob, she's just being goofy.
#33 If I coulda, I woulda!
#33 FIND HER!!!!
Genesis Moreno aka Miss Sega Genesis.
She's right there!
all the damn time!
If I put my headphones down on my desk for 5 seconds there is suddenly a damn knot…
#39 I feel your pain, mate.
There should be a consolation price for that!
Prize, not price…fail.
#39 In Portugal, lottery wins you
the dude bought it two minutes after the drawing took place
Good eye, totally set up…lame.
Date of purchase – 10/20/2011, at 8:02 PM
Date of drawing – 10/21/2011, at 10/9 PM
You could at least learn to read before leaving a comment. I don't doubt that this is fake, but it's not because of the time of purchase on the receipt.
You can only buy Euromilhões until 19h the Friday before the draw.
#44 I think my hard drive just broke.
bet she's got a sweet rack.
You might wanna get that check then
I see where to plug in!!!!
damn i love beautiful women! fuck yeah!!!
Join the club called everybody. We meet at the bar.
I heard Club Everybody is a gay bar.
#11 and #27…rather cheeky!
Well played, mate. Well played.
…and by that he meant "Way to make the obvious joke." Congrats on that.
something is amiss with the gap on #27 looks shopped (the right side)
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