Johnny Depp’s yacht seems nice (8 Photos)

October 25, 2011 | In: Architecture, Celebrity

Johnny Depp's 156 foot Vajoliroja, with its squared, wood cabin… wood everything for that matter. It was fashioned with vintage wood, gold, and velvet 'Orient Express' style interior. The ship was made to transport Depp and his family to his private island in the Bahamas… so he's got that going for him.

"Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it."

Johnn Depp

Ryan

First!

Dick Salad

Thats pretty sweet! I'd like to give you the obligatory "Cool Story Bro"

Dick Salad

"Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it."
Johnn Depp

I love honest people but seriously money itself does make me happy.

DeDav

But see, it didn't buy you anything, it just is happiness, that's what's so great about it!
Chomp536

Money may not buy happiness but a lack of it sure causes a lot of anxiety.
ROK247

anyone that says money doesn't buy happiness doesn't have any money and isn't happy. why the hell would you listen to any kind of advice they are trying to give you? tell them to come back when they get their shit together.
Iowa

Pretty much. Having to not worry about money would remove almost all of my stress.
wells11490

I saw his boat in nantucket this sumer betches.. he was dressed up like captain jack

ain'tlyin'

Liar
wells11490nodick

your the guy from work that knows everyone but in reality you make up stories to cover your lack of social skills , and not to mention your tiny penis

bubblerider86

I 'love' that most people who say that usually have money.( I can probably fake happiness, but faking money is a bit harder i think.)
luke

Money doesn't buy happiness. Just Kidding.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

meh, some people have too much money

PubicJones

Shut up bitch.
sass

haters gonna hate
CaptainInsano

And after seeing this I don't have enough
Ramrod

He doesn't have too much now. Now he has a badass yacht. Problem solved!
Smuggler

I find myself hating every comment you make.

oldmanmcdiii

#3

Boats are fucking great. Seriously, the most relaxed you can be ever.

JerkFace

*cough, cough. This is the best seat in the house! *cough, cough

oldmanmcdiii

Haha I didn't even realize that until just now. I just picked this one because it was the only open deck picture in the group.

Malkintosh22

That's what the titanic's passengers thought.

sshuggi

Boats & Hoes!
jrey81

#5 & #7 just plush and classy. want.

houtini

nice sarcasm.

Juoil

I sure hope it was sarcasm. That's as kitsch as it gets.

http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

Considerable upgrade compared to the Black Pearl.

Dick Salad

I don't know. I mean if you could choose from this or a fully crewed and outfitted Black Pearl which would you choose? The Pearl may provide more entertainment.

theyellowfever

As if a yacht like that couldn't be filled to the brim in trim in like zero seconds.
Jak

Which one comes with the hoes?!

Dick Salad

It's got two 480hp Caterpillar engines…

Stan_Dalone

hey dick head love to get you guys going

Sleep_Salone

Liar…you thought it was a sailboat you stupid cunt.

http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

Eh its ok.
Holy Hell

#3.
I think he deserves a boat like this.
Of course then, who doesn't ?
Ferret

vajoliroja is that Duece for Whales Vagina
#2

Bubba

No, that´s hipster for `rare and you probably never heard of it´…
jdfish2279

No, that's what San Diego means in German.
The_Dood

I was thinking it sort of sounds like The Jolly Roger smashed together…

Nefaarious

ya it does! if you say it in a Jack Sparrow accent haha

Shannon

It's the fist letters of his family's names: Va (Vanessa), Jo (Johnny), LiRo (LilyRose), Ja(Jack).

Smuggler

And what the fuck language is Duece? Did you mean deutsch, douche?

Jak

Now that's fuckin' funny
Mrs_Conejo

haha

jdfish2279

Nice yacht for sure. Would like to know if he dresses up like Captain Jack when he is behind the wheel on that thing.

oldmanmcdiii

If he can afford a private island and a yacht like this, he probably has someone else drive it for him.

Anonymous

Hey ill be on the upper deck cushions inhaling boat fumes…….
zachytobaccy

He was that Eddie Shearing-Fingers right?
Maynard G. Krebs

That's NOT a sail boat.
Jala Meladuro

I would sail with Johnny anywhere !!
Donna_Romper

He named it the Red Vagina?

Johnny D

Damn straight!
CultOfPersonality

no…Vajoliroja – Named for the first letters of the names of his family (longtime girlfriend Vanessa, Johnny, daughter Lily Rose and son Jack)

NebraskaGuy

#8 Nice boat, Johnny … but next time, let your family come aboard instead of towing them behind you, haha!

(Of course, I'm kidding … I know those are the servants)
SpacemanSpiff_

I bet he sails it along the Somalian coast…Ha! Get it!?…Pirates!? Somalian Pirates?…it's all over the news…. it's funny guys, i know it is
Mandalor

I don't know what else to say other than "that's pimp"

I quote Daniel Tosh:
"Money doesn't buy happiness." Uh, do you live in America? 'Cause it buys a WaveRunner. Have you ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Have you? Seriously, have you? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. You can't! They're so awesome, it's just throttle. People smile as they hit the pier. Because you forget, you need gas to turn. It goes against your natural instincts. Some of you aren't laughing; we all miss your cousin, but not laughing's not gonna bring him back. He's dead for a reason. He was a show-off, and he tried to spray us. "I didn't wanna get wet!" I yelled at his mother at the funeral."

bell

you know, you are right Mandalor. all true.

soda pop

I want to see some photos of this private island of his!

The_Dood

Well it wouldn't be very private then, would it?

http://www.facebook.com/Wil.Pwr Will Harding

That is Fooking amazing. Best I got is a rubber duck.

MylesofStyles

*dick

Ninja47

My car broke down and I'm driving my mom's PT Cruiser and then I see this. SALT ON THE WOUND.
loso

All his wealth should be redistributed because in his own words “he gets paid too much money”

Same for every other “RICH” celebrity

John

so you think that you should capitalize on his success in Hollywood…?
your logic seems off…

hMMMM

but he's entitled to it….

Dick Salad

It's almost the end of the month don't worry your welfare check is on the way scumbag.
morebeer

Step 1. Complain about Johnny Depp's money
Step 2. ???????
Step 3. PROFIT!!
Commando00

SO how many "Pirates" movies of his did YOU go see?? Hopefully we won't see you at any more of them…..

SeasonSalt

hopefully they stop making them.

Rich

#3 – serious design flaw. You cant use that deck while the boat is underway. Unless you like sucking up exhaust.

ROK247

those are the air intakes for the engines. air going in, not exhaust going out. derp.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002363709327 Dan Shipper

Yeah, the exhaust goes into the water. But why not make them point sideways? That way you'll get less engine noise in your face and the view would be nicer…

richisadick

another name for rich is DICK, Right Dick, ?

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