Photo realistic Disney Princesses are fiiine. (9 photos)

Created by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen

  • Cruzer117

    Now thats a waste of time!

    • ThatGuy

      Because you spend all day generating as much tangibly practical value for society as you possibly can. That is why you have time to inane comments on a recreational website.

    • Hank Scorpio

      Isn't that the point of The Chive?

    • Jiminy cricket

      kind of agree….they are drawings of drawings. i thought it was actual people….pokahotness

  • Dave

    Belle is HOT

    • and

      and constipated

    • Michael

      Yeah Belle is hot but she is french.

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Belle also had a *MUCH* nicer rack in the movie.

  • El_Hefe

    Megara… you slut you!!!

  • Dave


    • ThatGuy

      I loled.

    • ivica197

      nice 1

    • Jen

      she's the least hottest out of all of them! Remember thinking this when the movie came out, too.

      #5 Jasmine FTW! Her stomach needs to be a little more toned, though…

      • Joel

        She's a princess, all she does is sit on her ass all day and wonders what the rest of the world looks like. Though she is mysteriously talented at pole-vaulting for some reason…

      • Flow

        When Pocahontas came out, you thought she wasn't as hot as the other disney princesses? That might just be the best sign that you've outgrown Disney movies. In case you were in the theatre since you are a fuzzy bear and were checking out the new crop of talent, you shall be forgiven. (Because the internet has made me ridiculously tolerant of pedophile bears)

    • bob lee swagger

      Obvious joke is obvious

  • The Milkman

    Megara looks like Amy Winehouse about 3 months ago.

    • Arwinning

      Too soon

      • Brutal Deluxe

        You're right. She looks like Amy Winehouse about three months from now. Better?

  • PoppinFresh

    Awesome. That is all.

  • floscar

    Damn, I have the weirdest boner right now.

    • Ha.Ha.

      and for the first time ever, this overused, trite phrase actually holds true…

    • mexipino21

      you and me both

  • B dub

    #3 I guess?!? wierdest boner ever

  • JOHN


    • Dirty Dingus


    • chivesucks

      You really think it's just from try the whole internet!

    • Aosuke

      The Chive is usually pretty good about crediting sources…

    • winston

      Geekologie?? You're kidding right? These photos were on 10 other blogs before it got to that joke of a site. Welcome to the internet, the artist is cited btw, and he doesn't work for fucking geekologie.

    • lars

      John, you've got to be one of the dumbest people on the entire internet today.

      geekologie lmao

    • NebraskaGuy

      If you just came to the Chive first, you would think all the other sites stole it from the Chive. That way you could bitch and whine on THOSE sites instead of here.


      • Tito

        This doesn't apply to this thread, but what about all those images with other website's watermarks underneath the chive watermark? Funny or not, the chive is a business built around theft.

        • Dick Salad

          Credit is given where credit is due stfu

          • SaladBarSneezer

            not if they overwrite the watermark u stfu

    • Michael Alen Pugh

      STOP BEING A TOTAL FAG and also what everyone else said…

      • f0oo0o

        Get back to work at blockbuster ya druggie

    • derp

      Gosh Johnnie, your bottle is empty, your bib fell off, and you just shit your diaper again.. Crying won't help!

    • dorkus


    • Ha.Ha.

      Just make sure to do the same shit on the other sites' comments section when they post a picture after the Chive does.

  • therunner

    Good thing you labeled Arial never would have guessed that one.

    • ZachBob

      even though her name is Ariel.

  • Joey


    correction, Ariel.

    • JerkFace

      correction, Fag!

    • eddy

      looks like a young sally field

    • MMM

      Man card revoked!

      • Jason

        I'm a man…… but if you want thingamabobs I've got twenty! hahahahaha

        • Merman

          But who cares?
          No big deal
          I want mooooooooorrrrrrrrrre

      • SheriffPablo

        So i'm not a man because i have 3 daughters and can practically recite all these movies verbatim? STFU

        BTW Hercules is some funny shit.

        #7 Meg FTW

  • u2phan

    I'd nail 'em

  • Foreverwaiting


  • Hunchback

    #4 – didn't know Esmeralda is a contortionist

  • Adam

    #7 looks like she's had a few drinks.

    • The_Dood

      This is exactly how I remember her…

    • Just Sayin'

      you spelt dicks wrong.

  • a_schoenoprasum


    is it just me or does belle look like a bit of a bitch?

    • Dirty Dingus

      If you had Gaston hitting on constantly, you'd look like a bitch too.

    • ThatGuy

      Is it just me or does belle looks like she needs my erect penis thrust vigorously into every orifice on her body I can find?

    • ChelseaRules

      I think she'd be a lot prettier than that.

      • Brother M.

        either way, prettier than you.

        • SheriffPablo

          Bad Form!

        • ChelseaRules

          Best way to avoid being shot down: convince yourself you never wanted it. Nice.

    • Nick

      Her face reminds me of Olivia Wilde

    • hMMMM

      Belle is fucking HOT!

    • Katie

      Looks like a beast is hitting on her

  • Irishstephen

    #7 Megara seems like she's loaded. And easy.

    • Herc

      Yep. All you have to do is swim to the bottom of the "Well of Souls", bringing her back to life, and you're good to go.

  • Kyle White


    Jasmine looks kinda like Kim Kar-slut-ian. No wonder she dressed like the hoe version of her for Halloween in 2009.

    • hMMMM

      you remember Kim Kardashian's Halloweed costume from 2 years ago??? You're not sad at all…

    • Guse

      Kim Kar-slut-ian!

      That's hysterical! I see what you did! You replaced her last name with an insult made-up to look sorta like her last name. That's both clever and original.

      You should be proud.

    • Juoil

      Not only she does, I'm fairly certain they used her pic to make this.
      Which is lame.

    • yep

      I guess I'm out of the loop but how exactly is she a slut? If a sex tape and a few lovers makes her a slut then holy shit..i'm a freaking whore!

      • hMMMM

        whore, you are.

        • yep

          Not boring I am

          • hMMMM

            didn't accuse you of being boring…just a raging slut.

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  • chicago

    #7 looks truck-stop worthy. Should be titled: Megara – Herpes

  • wkdfrog

    The animations are hotter

    • Stan_Dalone

      Cartoons and animations are made from thousands upon thousand of single drawings. Now there is CGI
      So you should be more respectful of single drawings

      • fuzzybeard2016

        …and you shouldn't be such a prat!

  • ThatGuy

    except she dumped Quasi for the attractive, charming and probably wealthy captain. You two could be friends though.

  • Dave

    #6 Belle is hot. Always had a thing for Disney girls.

  • Dick Salad

    #6 I'd go beast mode on that

  • Sterling Archer

    and they STILL couldn't draw Ariel with some form of lady parts down there?

    • hMMMM

      We don't know what's underneath. It's not like any of the other girls are showing cooch. That being said…are there any raunchy illustrations of these Disney girls? That would sell…

      • Astromek21

        Rule 34, my friend.

        • hMMMM

          There have got to be artists who frequent this site that can make this happen. Not asking for Japanimation porn, but these girls in a Mind the Gap or a Yoga Pants post would be incredible!

    • The_Dood
      Mermaid or reverse mermaid?

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