We don’t condone tanning, we support pale lines (28 photos)

  • Dave

    #28 FTW. For the love of tan lines, but seriously I know a lady that tanned like this most her life. People mistake her for her daughters grandma. Sunblock babies, sunblock, protect the goods

    • fish

      My cousin died at a young age because she worshiped the sun in Mexico for 3 months every year. She got a melanoma and it eventually metastasized throughout her body. Love those tan lines but it was a shitty way to die. Just saying.

  • hmmmm


    • hmmmm

      ok fine, #28 is hot

      • http://www.facebook.com/andyracm René Adrián Cantú Montemayor

        I second that.

        • ain'tlyin'

          It's wrong to be French.

          • please

            show us us pussy #18

  • Geoff

    #5 I wanna bite it

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      You and me both. Love the red hair

      • poopscile

        Man, people here really don't like you.

  • Yessirr

    #28 .. dem hips..

    • bouvier

      I will snath all breaks out

  • jrey81

    #28 kiiillller curves! can we pan up please?!

  • hmmmmm

    #10 …just say no to duckface =/

    • bewbies

      but i say yes to bewbs!!

      • Hrmmm

        cant fap to duckface, must crop image

    • AssClown

      Mr Mackey: "Mkay everybody, duckface's bad, mkay. Never do duckface, mkay."

  • Mike

    #2 Probably spending a lot of time in the bedroom.


      #2 That British spunk will turn your ass whiter than buttermilk.

  • Çreep

    #9 I would like to see the rest. thanks

    • http://thechive.com cubicman


  • TDP

    #4 Anyone?

    • Dogman


    • Skills


  • TDP

    #3 Who Knows?

    • miles.v

      Suelyn medeiros

    • Yes

      Suelyn Medeiros

    • Underbaker

      Now that is a nicely shaped woman.

    • Trainwreck92

      Goddamn you, Brazil! Why must you always flaunt your beautiful, perfect women? It's a dick move, bro.

  • Ninja47

    HOT. DAMN.

  • brent

    #14 more please

    • Brenden

      I agree. We need MOAR!

  • Dunny_

    #11 and #27 appear to be very yum, I mean young. Not that I'm complaining.

    • Chris Hansen

      I would like to have a word with you, please sit down.

      • engrishresson

        Have some lemonade.

  • nibbler

    just decided that these tanline posts are mostly just gross.

    • haider

      I agree with that 100%. Don't see why they even post them.

      • 0909jni


    • Dirty Dingus

      I can see how YOU don't like the idea of girls pulling back their bikinis to show some more skin.
      I can also see how your mom is sad that she won't be getting any grand kids.

      • dorkfish

        well done DD

        • Zach

          Sexuality jokes are always funny! They're so original! But really these pics really weren't that great, I mean #23? Gross.

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #28 Love those hips!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #28 We have a winner…. Mercy…

    • http://thechive.com cubicman

      merci asshole

      • Verbal_Kint

        mer·cy (mûrs)
        n. pl. mer·cies
        1. Compassionate treatment, especially of those under one's power; clemency.
        2. A disposition to be kind and forgiving: a heart full of mercy.
        3. Something for which to be thankful; a blessing: It was a mercy that no one was hurt.
        4. Alleviation of distress; relief: Taking in the refugees was an act of mercy.

        • Jen

          get trolled, asshole.

          • http://thechive.com cubicman

            as i said merci asshole,we've got few more languages on our planet,not only english

  • Robtoad

    Non nom nom

  • Ha.Ha.

    #11 – if you're gonna have a tan line…fucking get one!

  • Dunny_

    #15, looks like this pic is gonna be posted a lot in here, well done. I prefer the color shot from last week's Hump Day though….is #5 you also???

    • Lowrent75

      R2 Girl?

      • Dunny_

        No. R2 Girl has very distinctive lower back tattoos.
        Her name is Jeanette (in # 15 at least), she was kind enough to respond on her pics from last week.

    • Jeanette

      Yes, they're both me. And no, I'm not the R2 girl. Do you remember the girl in the green corset a few weeks ago? That's me.

      • Dunny_

        I don't remember, but I'm looking franticly. Was it a SC post and the picture was taken from above?

        • Jeanette

          http://thechive.com/2011/09/16/there-are-sexy-chi… pictures numbers 13, 17, and 33 are all me.

          • Dunny_

            I remember those now, especially 17… Wow, stunning.
            Thank you for submitting them all and being so nice as to comment back. Hope there are a lot more to follow.

          • p1babyarm

            Wow!! Straight up beautiful…keep it up, you def set that Chivette bar high!

          • its_forge

            Oh yes, the one with the adorable tummy ::waves::

      • hMMMM

        don't lie…that's me in those pictures.

        • Jeanette

          You wish 🙂

  • B_H

    #15…that is just fantastic.

    • Jeanette

      Thanks 🙂

  • Justin

    Number's #3 and #28, those are the hips that I live for. Jesus H…

    • tommy2X4

      Those two had the same effect on me.

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry but for me…tan lines are the sexiest, hottest things a woman can have…on!

  • Jayavc

    #2 and her bra….good stuff

  • fed

    #19 gangsta! XD

  • Lefty8

    #19 I heart you too…

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