Caution: Hump Ahead (50 photos)

Thanks to everyone who sent in their humps! If you don’t see your photo today, check back next week as we get hundreds of humps per day. If you still don’t see your photo, it’s not because you don’t have a great rump, it’s because you used a crappy camera phone in your dark, dirty ass bedroom (pics with toilets in the background are deleted faster than Usain Bolt). If you want to be featured, please step up your game and use a decent camera and be mindful of the background. Thanks!

  • Fussy Neanderthal

    #33 and #44 – The ass so nice, it made it twice. Chive on!

    • Yessirr

      Beat me to it.

    • SARmedic

      OMG, again with this one! I think I'm having a mini-stroke, and I'd know because I'm a paramedic.

    • ezjam

      She goes by the name of fenny. See more at There are about 30 pix of her there.

  • Chuckster

    # 15
    As worthy as they come.

  • Here's Johnny

    Never mind it was #46

  • SimonPhoenix

    #44 – ALL the way . .worth the double post.

    Where has R2 girl been? =(

    • R2_Pinky

      Hey! I've been on vacation so I haven't submitted much, though I've still been chiving every day! 🙂 I did start a tumblr since I can't submit all my favorite pics on here… check it out 🙂

      And #44 is stunning!

      • Kyle White

        What is your tumblr? I must follow it :D.

      • Elcastino

        Please let us know your Tumblr URL. I'm suffering withdrawls from not having any R2 Girl this week 🙂

      • Elcastino

        Yes, please tell us the Tumblr URL. I'm going through withdrawl from no R2 Girl this week:)

  • TheFlintSkinny

    #43 I have a feeling this photo shoot got a whole lot better a few minutes later.

  • bMorris

    #40 More please

  • MacMan

    #38, I like big butts and i can not lie.
    Also, I like surfer girls!

  • NebraskaGuy

    #9 Pole-position? hehehe

  • good grief

    #26 how dare he speak to other girls.

    • Tc 2797

      That does cut out 1/2 of the world's population. He's better off.

    • JohnnyBoy

      HE WHAT???? He…talked…to girls?!….when you weren't around??!?!?!!

      Why that dirty lowdown no good sonuva….

    • Do0zer

      Exactly what I was thinking. What a jealous Insecure bitch.

    • Baby_Steve

      Hahah I saw this and thought the exact same thing. That girl needs to calm down herself and stop bein a control freak. Maybe if she made more sandwiches he wouldn't have to call other girls to.

      • Harmonica

        id rather have my girlfriend talking to other dudes than posting her ass all around the internet lol.

        no offense though girls keep those humps coming 🙂

    • Fish On

      Psycho Alert!!!

    • #26

      lol!! i should have written it a different way, he was talking to girls behind my back like he was SINGLE. He DENIED being in a relationship with me when the girl asked him soOooOo, he got his wish!

      • Bruce LeeRoy

        Mama, it was past time to leave that Jive Turkey! I can think of a few other things i'd rather do behind your back. You Dig? Seriously, keep it movin' and chive on!

      • Anon

        lol yes.. that correction does make it seem less crazy 😛

      • B Man

        #26 if u really wanted to get back at him I have a few ideas tehehehe

  • Brad

    Always my fav post, thanks Leo, and thanks to all the smokin hot chivettes that submit pics, ❤ u all
    #19 for the win


      hunred percent!! haha

    • B Man

      Couldnt agree more Brad, this culo is just out of control. Can picture a nice red hand print on the right cheek.

  • nananamatman

    What if it were this tall? Could you still eat it the whole thing?

  • kyle

    #43 looks like the beginning of a good porno

    • Alfonso

      it is, look at post ahead.

  • echogeo

    Rosie is inviting somebody to join her.

  • Sovem

    All of these were absolute winners today, but I especially liked #'s all of them.


    #50 Shake it like there is no tomorrow baby

  • Anonymous

    First. love #27

  • echogeo

    You can bounce a quarter off that ass.

    • D.j. Droneburg

      i'm fairly certain you can bounce a quarter off of any ass…….

      • Nathan_Wind

        Not #38.

  • Dunny_

    #30 looks nice, and round and yeah..looks good ….and I think #25 could use a hand to get a better pose cause it looks like a good hump.

  • D.j. Droneburg

    I wonder if drool in my keyboard can ruin it?

  • benjinho

    #9 moar please

  • dudeontheranch


    You sure did.

  • Smalls


    • B Man


  • chivingchiver

    #15 She is definitely wrong
    #16 Me like
    #26 He will cry himself to sleep every night from the moment he sees this
    #42 close enough

  • echogeo

    Behind THAT back? What is he, insane?
    Chive On, girl.

    • notthejealoustype

      So guys you date can never talk to other women? Seems a little psyco, even for someone with a great ass.

  • Shockwave

    I fucking love HUMP DAY! #13, #16, #34, #44 (yes they posted it twice and it's worth it!)

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