Dresses so tight they’re constricting blood flow to my brain (30 Photos)

  • I know 21

    #21 is a 22 year old girl from Westchester, NY

    • shitfaced

      Thanks for the update.

    • at work

      what about #20?



    • the great diggler

      yes, a very nice selection of whores.

    • derp

      Hot women in dresses and the only thing you worry about is getting your first claim? Do your parents know that they won't be having any grandchildren? One good thing though..in some states you can now legally get married!

  • deleted4255536

    #1 #3 #6 #10 FTW my screen is melting

    • jonesin86

      #2, #22, #24

      FIND MOAR!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I love how the ladies always strike such "casual" poses. Not trying to accentuate anything are we? B)

    • Josh

      That blonde chick is BOMB!!!
      id eat the corn outa her poop
      And i dont even like corn!!!

      • ppp

        or poop

  • Bob Marley

    ^get a life

    • swisschiver

      i already have one…on the chive

  • Patrick

    #20 I see London, I see France…

    • zanno

      find her!!!

    • The Buddha

      Granny panties? WTF?

      • Ha.Ha.

        Don't know why you got thumbs down, I was thinking the same thing. GPs need to get lost when wearing something skin-tight. Thong or nothing.

        • PunkRockMohawk

          Ummm… Those are FAR from Granny panties.

    • swisschiver

      she is in the right spot! near food and ironing

    • robbi

      fuck all the other ones damn # 20 tht ass right keep doing wht u doin

  • Pete

    I'm seeing double, four twins!

    And also, Damn!

    • ATL Chiver

      FIND THEM!!

      • Unfkngblvbl

        *good touch*

  • Trent

    #7 #22 Tori Black and Sara Jean Underwood in the same post. Win!

    • Underbaker

      Not a flattering pose for #7, tight dresses require good posture for maximum effect.

    • jakubwrobel

      Wow…I can't believe I didn't recognize Ms. Black….I guess it's b/c I'm used to seeing her back side…

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice


    dear god it's melanie iglesias

    • Negron

      she IS god

    • haha

      her fake boobs are hilarious

      • Logan

        agreed. worst tit job i've seen since Megan Fox.

        • heywoodjablowme

          you speak as tho you wouldn't motorboat the fuck outta those if she gave you the chance.

          • Logan

            if they were real? sure. but tit jobs like those make it look like you'd be rubbing your face against a stone.

            • angjoe

              true, also she's really overrated

              • nate

                she's just a cunt…thats all

    • Ryan

      She is one of the hottest women right now

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Tightness is an underappreciated problem. Let me illustrate.

    How to become a manager: wear a tight necktie. Neckties restrict bloodflow to the brain, brain can't function well, congratulations, you've just reached management level!

    Also; what the fuck is happening with #13's feet?

    – not wearing a tie

    • nick

      What the hell Paula, your less trolling now and have good points more and more 🙂 so i gave you a thumbs up sorry

    • bigcat72

      Management statement was right on the money, but come on now, right after that you have to put a fail attempt at trolling? You're better then this Paula, are you getting soft on us in your old age?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Nah, but the meds are kicking in. hMMMM… meds or no meds… what to do…. what to do…

        – the one you love to hate

        • hMMMM

          The answer is always meds, buddy.

    • Muadieb

      She's standing in what looks like sand or something similar… Notice the girls heels sinking in behind her…

    • http://thechive.com cubicman

      but i'm,remember ? it was so fine,when You strangled me once with it… 😉

    • Mr. C 98

      She is standing in sand. By the way, that is Sofia Vergara from Modern Family. She Al Bundy's smoking hot trophy wife.

      • dustin

        Ed O'neil deserves his own chive shirt and a roast. Al Bundy is who I strive to be.

    • Ogre

      Didn't realize she had feet. Vergara….spanish for nomnomnomnom

      • 340Swinger

        Same thing goes for her little sister. That whole family is ridiculously hot.

    • Commando00

      The good thing about being a manager and wearing the restrictive necktie is the blood flow has to go somewhere……..always helps when doing a closed-door interview or an annual review of the cute secretary looking for a promotion or salary increase…….

    • Russell

      There oughtta be statues or wax figurines of this gorgeous babe Sofia Vagina in every town and city. I know of no other who looks this hot without shoes. Thanks for pointing that out ! I might even become a foot fetish for her alone.

    • DMAC

      Ahhh, here we have someone who has his GED and is perfect for his job: sanitation engineer (re janitor). And she is Sofia Vergara. If your Mom would let you out the basement to watch tv, you would know that.

  • fark

    MOHR #1


  • Dan

    #1 Stick out that chest just a little more…

  • kyle

    #4 olivia wilde
    #2 who is she. know i've seen her before
    # sara underwood with a photo bomb by kevin pereira

    • chivingchiver

      #2 is the beautiful Melanie Iglesias

  • DownZero82

    #19 I love you Kelly Brook.

    • 2pumpdump

      and love your smarties even more

  • Jim

    Who needs a brain when you have a rack like #21

    • Dan

      Still brains with a rack like that … that would truly be a killer combination 🙂

      • asdf

        … but you dont want her to be too smart

    • drewsmalley24

      Anyone know who this is? Find her now Chive!

      • Nicole

        Here I am.

    • 2pumpdump

      never paid for a drink …ever.

    • Ang

      Jim – I wonder if her brain is as fake as her chest!

  • chivingchiver

    #4 Olivia Wilde is so gorgeous
    and so are #2 and #15

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      #4 is the standard of perfection

      • chivingchiver

        She definitely is.

      • Ha.Ha.

        would take Melanie Iglesias over her in a heartbeat, all day every day.

  • gdarkcloud

    #2, #18, #21..This day just keeps getting better an better

    • DeRaNgEd

      have to agree about #18 she looks stunning

  • Black6dog

    #16 I'll bet the height of that zipper is directly proportional to the amount of tequila you put in her

    • hMMMM

      is that Brooklyn Decker?

      • nate

        sure is…i'd drink her bath water

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #16 is fancy brooklin decker
    #19 is casual kelly brook
    who can pull it off better? go!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      kelly brook wins every time…

  • Iam_Dave

    You got me at #1

    • Franklin1138

      We're all very fortunate for that.

  • theyellowfever

    I can tell you one place #21 isn't constricting the blood flow, but fair warning…. it's my penis.

  • the frenchman

    #28 find her please.

  • Still_Counts

    #14 is so pretty. ❤

    • Truth

      clearly the best..

      • LuvH8fulChix

        She's pretty, but I prefer curves.

  • mooseknuckle907

    #14 and #21 took my attention away from celebs

  • Kodos

    dat ass… must have MOAR

    • Pat

      hell yes…das da one!!!

    • roger

      Beano on pantry shelve really takes away from the wow factor for me

  • http://tweet.ru Evin

    Name first girl Julia Dorosh )))
    This's her profile http://beauting.ru/id7263

    • russian1

      thats a fake Russian profile. I knew this girl since like middle school. There r a lot of stupid girls who use fake pics on their profiles.

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