A Halloween Chivette: Asa Hope (32 HQ Photos)

We wanted to do something special for the Chivers for Halloween this year. We didn't exactly know what until Asa Hope called me last week. Asa's a huge horror genre film fan and she had an idea for a shot (the final shot in the gallery today), and we decided to build an entire shoot around it.

Thanks to Asa and theCHIVE crew who worked hard on this one. And Happy Halloween to all the Chivers out there.

You can say hi to Asa on her Facebook Page.

Thanks again to Asa and a special thanks to Ellen Monohan for her awesome appearance.

Asa’s Facebook here.

  • mark d.

    #32, #1, #19

    Really, really well done.

    Poltergeist, Pink Floyd, GIFS, and #25

    • 4everDistracted

      Oh my…

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      this is possibly the best thing i have ever seen on the chive…. =-O

    • jpadawan

      Very nice references.

    • Smoke-n-Water

      Greatest day ever!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1509047833 Shane Houston


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1509047833 Shane Houston

      Well it showed i was first after i posted this and 3 page refreshes.

      • hMMMM

        checked your facebook out. saw that you had a girlfriend. clicked on her name so i could tell her to lose you. then the profile pic explained EVERYTHING…

        • jpadawan

          Just 'cause U don't have one, you don't have to whine about it B) *insert bitch slap here*

      • Tribal lover, LOL

        Shane, dude! Nice tatt… LOL

    • https://www.facebook.com/mav2ag Thomas Pickett

      If you're a guy and you're rushing to comment, "First!!!", on a gallery like this…
      … I've got some bad news for you.

  • orion


    What can you say, the baby oil was just good instincts

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      And the post is missing some crucial parts of application of said oil.

      • Lowrent75

        No doubt…Bastards!

    • menace

      Not ENOUGH oil though

  • 80's Baby

    #12…. Where are WE going honey?

    • Big_Curt

      on a serious note…looks like the kitchen

    • feloo

      WHY did you capitalize "we"?

    • Antoine

      80's Baby is creepy.

    • patov40

      Yeah, #12 was fun.

  • jon23

    HHNF would have beat that!

    • Juan

      I wonder how many people know what/who you are refering to.. You would have to be an OC (original Chiver) to know HHNF.. Wonder whatever happened to her? Maybe reincarnated as Paula?

      • beasty

        That was my thought too. Paula shows up bout the same time as HHNF dissappears. You can't explain that.

        • the other Jen

          we are friends on FB, she is dating that Beau guy. remember him? think she got sick of all the haters.

          • Horseface

            Good lord, Beau was such a tool. In that case, I'm glad she's gone, if only because it meant him leaving too.

            • Bill Murray

              agreed. i'm glad they're both gone too.

      • Bill

        I kind of miss her, to be honest.

    • Mr Cheese

      Hell Hath No Fury…..miss her and yes, I think the haters chased her away

      • Clay Morrow

        Eh if she cant take the hate, she shouldnt have left the kitchen

  • mikey


    A half-naked model eating a burger while i dip fries in Nutella

    Ok, I only have two wishes left…

    • DoomsDayDub

      A Diet Coke though, come on man!

      • Clay Morrow

        Im on a diet ill take a diet coke


        Orders 4 burgers and 2 large fries.

    • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

      #1 – Lose the Nutella
      #2 – Lose rest of clothing (Her)

  • AssClown

    #19 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Mac even photobomb GIFS…legend.

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      MAC ur a hero!!!

      c'mon! buy the guy a hooker, he deserves it!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Does his neck ever bend…like EVER?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        lol that was some funny shit

    • chivesworth

      That gif got multiple viewings.

      All round great post!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=827598468 paul

      That was epicly awesome!

      • swisschiver

        i laughed so harrrrd!

    • Tim Heidecker

      Fucking hilarious! …………great job!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Please make more videos!

  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    #27 This is how most of my sexual fantasies begin…

    • AssClown

      But alas, upon viewing these pics, mine has unfortunately ended "prematurely"…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

      Not SFW Not SFW!!!! But awesome none the less

  • Salty

    My life sucks

    • RatedR401

      Pretty much the best comment I have seen on The Chive all day!!!

      • Ziplab

        hahaha #19 funny as hell and #20 DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Prangsta

      I think my life is ok.. But I am starting to think a job at the Chive would make it better.

  • Wet_tosti

    Must have been a real punnishment to shoot this session. Chive on!

  • USAF

    ASA has a nice ASA

    • bob lee swagger

      You're an idiot.

  • Fish On

    #21 is such a hot pic. Love it!

  • warren

    #25, #26

    That made my fucking day

    • Dick Salad

      If that's all the mad PS skills you require (throwing a random lens flare on random crap) then I doubt you should have any issues finding an employee relatively fast. On a side note I'd like to trade in my wife for one of these newer models. She's 25 but well maintained!

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.thistle Noah Thistle

    awesome, just awesome

  • NoUse ForaName


    • paulson

      you, sir, are an idiot.

      #32, #21

    • Ha.Ha.

      this will obviously be overwhelmingly thumbed down, so just wanted to let you know that i wholeheartedly agree.

      • blub_glub

        yeah, it looks really cheap and distasteful .. it's too amateuresque

        • mikey

          yeah #1 and #32 are cheap and in poor taste. wait, no, they're quite good and original.

          • Horseface

            "Original" = using other people's ideas?

      • innuit

        i just don't agree. i have to say that, if you think this is 'meh', maybe your standards are a bit too high. but what do i know, my girlfriend isn't a supermodel

  • tyler

    Hold my calls, I'll be up at #27 the rest of the day if anybody needs me

  • Dano

    hhhhhhHHHHawt. Love the Chivettes.



    • RGH

      Whoa. Chive, you have outdone yourselves this time!!!

  • Anthony

    Um i want a job in your office…i dont care if its to mop floors clean what ever…..hold the baby oil bottle…ANYTHING!

  • grant


    Awesome. that is all.

  • Tats

    • chiveworth


    • John

      Hahahaha!!! That made me laugh out loud! Good one… I tip my hat to you, sir! xD

    • Bruno


  • Swizz Schu

    I just spunked on an important file.

    • WOW

      Who seriously has their dick out at work? I hope you get fired…

      • JerkFace

        Who seriously takes an internet joke seriously? You are fired…from life

  • SteelCityGuy

    #27 got me really really……realized I'm at work and can't walk now……..FUUUUUU!!!

  • Slick_Nick

    I think #23 was an AWESOME idea

  • clenis

    sexy girl but you guys really need to find a photographer that knows how to do proper lighting.

    • SteelCityGuy

      Feeding the trolls, I know……….but if you noticed the lighting, I have bad news for you

    • Adam

      I'm a professional photographer and the chive knows what they're doing. they keep it real. the photos make the girls approachable b/c they keep it real. these shots don't look much different than mine, the major difference is the lack of post production.

      If you want, glossy hi-impact, unattainable women, may i suggest FHM, Maxim, or Playboy?

      • clenis

        BS. I don't care about the glossy hi-impact photos in Maxim etc. but these photos are either under-exposed or over-exposed. and some are just plain out of focus. not a troll, just the the facts. and these pics don't do a sexy girl justice. whatever, I'm over it.

        • an observer

          you're missing the point methinks. the reason these galleries have become so popular is because they have a unique tone, a style. The chive breaks the 4th wall – gives you a glimpse behind-the-scenes, and some funny, as well as the creatively sexy shots.

          we're all entitled to our opinions on lighting but, if that's ur focus, your missing the point a bit and possibly missing why the chive is doing things nobody else is doing right now. just my opinion

          • Ha.Ha.

            you're probably right, but this convo is getting reallllllll homo so you get a thumbs down

  • dagleja3

    #27 – Love this set of photos!

    • Dick Salad

      I hope it was as good for them as it was for us….

    • yowzaa

      she wanted a boy and she got it ,that is a tranny.

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