An American Badass (26 Photos)

  • ejc138

    I made a Ron Swanson meme a while but it hasnt brought me the fame and riches I had hoped it would.

  • Dan Watson

    The chive had nothing to do with Ron Swanson being cool. If you watch parks and rec and are a man and you don’t think he’s cool than I feel sorry for your parents. For raising a sissy.

  • WI Chiver

    Hi Chive, love the site and all, but have you considered finding a new person to handle your shipping for your shirts? The Post Office has a flat rate box that would probably fit 5 shirts at once, get almost anywhere in America in 2-3 days, and only costs $5.20 (less if you use click-and-ship). I get that you're making money on the shipping as well as the shirts themselves, but you could still make some extra coin without charging me $12+ for the cheapest shipping option. It kinda sucks adding on more than 50% of the price of the shirt I'm buying just to get it shipped. I've even included a link to the USPS site that talks about the flat rate boxes

  • Dan

    "I was born ready… I'm Ron F@cking Swanson."

    "What the F@ck is a German muffin?"

  • thom

    Here is my 2 cents. The Ron Swanson character may be written well, but it has been around for like a year plus. He does not compare to Bill F. Murray. Murray has been awesoming for decades, as himself and as all of his characters, except maybe Garfield.
    While this may be cool, especially if you like the show, he is not near the level of BFM.

  • Anonymous

    Just ordered my American badass, can’t wait to wear it in front of my fellow Ron Swanson fans who despite my efforts do not chive

  • Jamal

    #27 god i fucking hate your idiot face

  • Travis

    #17 Is priceless.

  • The Dude

    I wish I was small and useless so I could actually order a t-shirt. You should only print m and l Survival of the fittest…

  • Joao Victor

    I´d love a whole post like this one dedicated to Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats (Its always sunny in philadelphia)

  • Posted this,

    There is nothing American about America……

  • Leonel Libreyloko

    I don't know who this bloke is, but he seems funny! 😛

    • Bacon

      first of all, he's an American Badass. Do not call him a "bloke." .

  • NBC

    i assume NBC will sue TheChive for selling shirts with their charector on it. I hope they don't but i could see it happening

    • Mission possible

      using his likeness without their permission

    • Confused

      I was wondering the same thing…

  • Fish On

    Sold out already? Wow! The Chive could put a picture of a dog turd on a shirt and people would buy it. Chive, I challenge you. Make a shirt with a picture of dogshit on it and see how quickly it sells out.

  • clenis

    I hope you guys ran this through the lawyers (Ron Swanson and Bill Murray) because where I come from you can be sued for using someone else's likeness for commercial purposes without their permission. And I am sure NBC has rights to the Ron Swanson character on Parks and Rec. Just an FYI.

    • Bacon

      I just see a picture of Nick Offerman..

  • bkfrijoles

    #21 pretty ballin

  • Ken

    Why???? How is this tool a badass?????

  • Raychel Jane

    Ron Swanson is the sexiest man alive..I want a blown up poster of #21

  • Randy

    Just got my shirt….so pumped

  • WI Chiver

    BTW Ron Swanson, not just a character. Nick Offerman, the actor who plays Ron, has an instructional video on building your own canoe.

  • William

    WTF? The shirt should have Ron Swansons pyramid of greatness on it. There’s a reason skim milk is on it twice!! I should be you marketing director.

  • Stan_Dalone

    he is ok but certainly no Bill Fuckin Murray

  • dano

    #1…meat tornado…instant classic! #9…I about pissed myself on this one…"Do you understand?"

  • johnny-k

    does bill murray and Nick Offerman get their cut from the sales? i wont buy unless this is soo..

  • Glaspotron

    I find nothing wrong in trying to base my life around this man and his epic stache

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