The Chivery is hiring!

October 27, 2011 | In: The Chivery

TheChivery.com is hiring a full time Marketing Manager to work out of our Venice Beach office. Click HERE to learn more about the position.

Dan

Nobody ever pays me in gum
Jon

I would give up my engineering profession in a heartbeat for this job
iknow

LAME
Joey

Saying car ownership is required will get you in trouble. It tends to discriminate against minorities.

FuckoffStan

Are you kiddin me dumbass? Im pretty sure theyd want a troll that draws attention to their site alot more than they want a fucking moron who draws nothing but ire.

Look at it this way dumbass – youre both trolls but at least Paula has some followers. You? Absolutely none

questionmonkey

wot if i dont want to do this for a job ?
drew

why don't you keep the shelves stocked before you market anything
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1107295703 Natalie Juanarena

Any other openings? I'm a poor Chivette that chives all day (between job applications). C'mon…help a girl out.

Dick Salad

Instead of asking for a handout why not market yourself and present your own skills to the chive? What do you have to bring to the table that would make you a worthwhile employee?

And kids these days wonder why they can't find a good job or make enough money…

NYR144

Come to New York
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J.D.

I want to live the dream. So… I applied!
Johnny Bloom

Marketing is just Alcohol and Guessing
JebusLawl

i have no idea what marketing is either but for the love of jebus hire me. i will move out there.
Sergio Pendejo

Too all poo-poos out there complaining about t-shirts out of stock, save it. The reason they are out of stock, is because the fucks in the head-office release them in small runs to keep having you come back to their site. We call that brand exclusivity. They have convinced you mopes that their shirts will get you laid, make you popular, and you'll be getting "chive ons!" from random hot strange. They now there is demand, they know they can sell more shirts. Wouldn't they be able to order more shirts if they wanted to make money off the freaking shirts? Guess what, there's a country the size of continent that does nothing but make cheap garment products. But the chive is not in the business of selling shirts, they're in the business of generating ad revenue. That's why they do small t-shirt releases. Anyway, fuck it, chive on.

devnull

The beginning of the end. When you think it's time to hire more marketing personnel, you should stop and re-evaluate because that means your base (the visitors who gave you success) are no longer interested and have moved on to whatever the new hotness is because you fucked up somewhere. Brute forcing your shit doesn't create revenue – it just makes people think "Well, they sold out. I'm done."
Fuck your shady background click ads.
angella

When are you hiring a PR manager???
jessedictor

If I lie on my resume, does it count as marketing experience?
Romy

sigh, if only you would accept a marketing graduate in Australia!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=595560643 Daniel Solis

why do you need to sell more if you can hardly have tees in store??